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  • Simon and Jackie Annals
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  • Day 11 - Pool & Pizza Day

    4 июля, Франция ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    I woke up at 5.50am, got up and stayed up to give Jackie an undisturbed lie-in being the considerate husband I am. The plan for the day was to do nothing but lie beside the pool and have a on-site pizza that evening.

    The weather forecast was for unadulterated sun getting up to 31*C, before 3 days of potentially unsettled weather in which we had plans to get out and about.

    Jackie arose just before 9am and insisted I put out our sarongs on the sun beds beside the pool to ensure our spot. Dutifully I complied at the same time an elderly chatty lady who was going for a swim. She seemed slightly irked when I laid out the sarongs and did a runner. I suspect she thought I was going to do a few lengths with her!

    We had toasted bacon sandwiches for breakfast then hit the pool around 10.30am, which we had totally to ourselves for the 1st half hour, before dribs and drabs turned up for a swim and left.

    Lunch consisted of cheese and crackers, cake and wine. Over lunch we selected our preferred campsite for our next week’s camping and sent them an email. Finally, we pre-ordered our campsite pizza (and frites for Jackie) for 8pm.

    We returned to the pool and lapped up the sun. A miserable French woman sternly told 3 boys off for presumably making too much noise. I was all for it, but Jackie thought that she was out of order. The boys went quiet and left the pool area, however within 10 minutes two different families arrived and the kids splashed and shouted about, causing the miserable French women and her husband to pack up and leave.

    Around 6pm, we received an email from our chosen campsite near Saint-Jean-de-Luz to say that they were fully booked…..bugger. We packed up pretty soon after, showered then started the research process all over again. We were struggling to find any camping accommodation on the Atlantic coast in the French Basque region that wasn’t fully booked.

    Our research and the whole campsite was disturbed by an Englishman at the pool shouting at two lesbians who were in the bar to keep their kids under control. The lesbians and their 3 children arrived last night and are in the pitch next to us. The kids are slightly feral, but I’m not sure they deserved such a dramatic outburst.

    Just before 8pm, we trundled down to the bar and bought 2 small draft beers and collected our pizza and frites. The pizza was ok but it was just ingredients sprinkled on a frozen pizza base and heated up. The frites were not much better. The beer was very strong, but the highlight of the night was a Welshman, who we had earlier exchanged‘Bonjours’, who whipped out his mandolin. He started playing (let’s say tentatively, to be kind) and singing, more like mumbling badly, various well known tunes (What is it with the Welsh? They are all convinced they are good singers!).

    He invited requests to play, but strangely he wasn’t able or didn’t know any of my suggestions!! It turned out he was using a tablet for the song words that had a limited number of song titles.

    An English couple with 2 dogs were sat on the Welshman’s table. The husband also attempted to play a second mandolin and then the wife started singing along, but when she did he stopped playing. Apparently her singing put him off. It was hilarious.

    All the other campers, including the dykes, had a lovely time singing along with the Welshman. It was a weird experience that could only happen when camping. You don’t get this sort of entertainment in a posh hotel!

    We ordered another strong beer and Jackie seized the opportunity of my ‘vulnerable mood’ to encourage me to book a hotel for a couple of nights in Saint-Jean-de-Luz. I did, I chose the best rated one on Booking.com at a cost more than I am normally happy or willing to pay for a hotel, but Jackie insisted it was a 30th wedding anniversary present to each other. It was hard to argue.

    We returned to our tent and after a wine nightcap, Jackie went to bed not long after 9.30pm. She was worried she would struggle to get up for her 7.45am alarm!!

    I stayed up for an hour longer, rueing my rash Booking.com purchase and seeing if I could offset the cost by looking for exceptionally cheap campsites to stay at for the remainder of our trip!

    Song of the Day - Swimming Pool by Marie Madeleine.
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  • Day 12 - Hiking in the Pyrénées

    5 июля, Франция ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C

    I was awoken at 5am by Jackie informing me that it was raining. Thank you for that information! I dozed listening to the rain until 6.30am, when the rain subsided and I needed a wee. When I got up I discovered that rain gets through just a mesh door and we had puddles in the tent amongst all our electricals. We had also left the camp chairs etc out overnight.

    Instead of going back to bed, I continued researching cheap campsites along the south west coast of France. Jackie managed to surface at 8.05am, then spent the following hour beautifying herself. The biggest drama of the morning was searching first the tent, then the car and finally the whole campsite for her sunglasses. The ridiculous thing about this whole episode is that Jackie never wears her sunglasses as sunglasses, but more as a glorified alice-band. We set off at 9.10am, ten minutes later than my itinerary read.

    It was a 36 mile (one hour) drive south to the Pyrenean village of Lescun. It was a pleasant journey, with just a short 10 minute uphill hairpin drive to the village of Lescun which is perched at an altitude of 900 metres. We got lucky and found a free parking space in the village centre as soon as we arrived.

    After parking up, we donned our walking boots, trainers and rucksacks then headed to the start of a hike on my AllTrails App. Jackie will kill me for saying this, but for some reason she went commando in her Navratilova’s Mk 2.

    Our route I had selected was a listed as a 2.7 mile moderate hike around a circular route up and down a mountain. It was a cool start, but as soon as we ‘Buster Shuffle’ (I’m not going to explain) and started climbing the clouds disappeared and we were under the beating sun.

    A French trio of a similar age were just ahead of us and we caught up and chatted with them every time they took a rest break. The man and two women were very lovely and chatty.

    The hike was an absolute delight with stunning scenery at every turn with huge birds of prey soaring above and below. My best guess (as a young ornithologist) is that they were Eurasian Griffin Vultures. Butterflies were everywhere, but sadly so were the French cousins of our horseflies, which feasted on our sweat sodden bodies.

    The hike was recorded as 3.1 miles long, with an elevation gain of 1,115ft and took us a total of 2 hours 28 minutes, but in our defence we stopped for ages trying to get a decent photo of the vultures and butterflies. I failed.

    I could describe the hike in more detail, but hopefully my photos tell the story!!!

    We arrived back in Lescun just after 1pm dripping with sweat from head to toe. We identified the restaurant of our choice then returned to the car to change out of our sodden clothes….well I did.

    We returned our chosen lunch stop, Hotel Du Pic D’anie and sat down at an outside table in the square. There were two restaurants in the village square both with outside tables occupied by fellow hikers, including our French trio, but the village surprisingly could not be in any way described as busy.

    We ordered 2 very well earned large draught beers, then an omelette dish and a tart dish. The very likeable waiter later brought out 2 omelette dishes. When I corrected him, he was so so apologetic and offered to give me a free beer to compensate whilst they freshly cooked my tart.

    The food was delicious, homemade and with locally sourced ingredients. It was all very lovely and went down well with a 2nd large beer each.

    For dessert, I ordered a cheesecake that wasn’t a cheesecake, but contained locally produced cheese, which was the waiter’s particular preference.

    When we went to pay, the friendly waiter who had already knocked off for the lunchtime shift had left instructions not to charge me for the dessert. How very nice!

    We drove back to camp via an Intermarché Supermarket and bought more provisions, mainly wine and sweets.

    We returned to camp and to our horror discovered that we had 2 new vehicles as neighbours. The 1st occupants we saw were 2 lookalike ‘Onslow’ brothers in white vests drinking beer.

    One of their vehicles was a traditional mobile home, but the other brother had a transit van with a double bed on a raised shelf in the back. It was then that it was confirmed to us that these were true ‘pikeys’. And we know this from firsthand knowledge of such a vehicle!

    It was 32*C with very little shade back at our pitch, so we headed to the pool. We were enjoying the relative peace when the Englishman who had the pool outburst the previous evening arrived.

    He was fantastic entertainment for all the wrong reasons. He is a deaf northerner with a dour accent who talks loudly and incessantly.

    His wife commenced lengths of the pool whilst he crept in with a pool noodle under his armpits. He clearly can’t swim, so treads water up and down the pool.

    Every time his wife got anywhere within earshot he would bellow questions at his swimming wife or just relate stories at her.

    Both Jackie and I strained our ears over the general pool hub-bub to hear what he was loudly saying, but it was difficult. Then all of a sudden it went quiet and we both astonished to him him bellow “…She is not really bothered. Just like you and sex”. His wife just swam off.

    Soon after, a brother and sister, probably 6 - 8 years old, arrived at the pool whilst their parents watched from an outside table. The siblings were jumping in and out of the water, when suddenly old misery guts referring to the kids shouted to his wife, “F@cking retards can’t read the signs”.

    He constantly returned to the theme that people couldn’t read the pool signs. I was biding my time to jump down his throat and tell him he was the f…ing retard for wearing his flip-flops around the pool. Everyone else left their footwear outside the pool and walked through the foot bath as per the sign!

    He and his wife departed sometime later and he then found another English couple to rant and rave about the pool rules not being complied with. He was still going when we left the pool area 30 minutes later.

    That evening Jackie knocked up a delicious hot and spicy arrabbiata penne pasta on our new snazzy cooker. We had a house music concert in the distance as a musical accompaniment to our dinner.

    Receptionist Lydia had told us about the concert, which was free, but we had forgotten about it. We could have been tempted to go. It sounded quite good.

    Song of the Day - Mountain at My Gates by Foals.
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  • Day 13 - Driving in the Pyrénées

    6 июля, Франция ⋅ ☁️ 21 °C

    Without any requirements to be somewhere at a certain time, we allowed ourselves a little lie-in. We got up just before 8am and got ready for another day out.

    I have been told to state at this point that Jackie’s ‘beautification regime’ ie doing her hair and makeup only takes 20 minutes, not an hour as previously stated.

    We drove out of the campsite around 9.30pm for my driving tour recommended by Lonely Planet’s ‘Best Road Trips’.

    We headed to Oloron Ste-Marie then onto Laruns, where we encountered our first Transhumance of the trip. It is the seasonal movement of livestock (cattle, sheep, horses, etc.) to higher pastures for the summer months.

    A man on a bike and a dog were moving their quite frankly scary herd of cattle along the road towards us. We just stopped and waited for them to pass.

    We later came across 2 flocks of sheep being heard by shepherdess’ and their dogs.

    We continued on to Eaux-Bonnes, which was a fairly run down town in a gorge that judging by the ornate buildings around its square was probably very prosperous in its heyday. We didn’t stop.

    Instead we headed for the Col d'Aubisque a mountain pass with an elevation of 1,709 m (5,607 ft). The pass is on the northern slopes of the Pic de Ger and connects Laruns, in the valley of the Gave d'Ossau, via Eaux-Bonnes (west) to Argelès-Gazost.

    Dozens of cyclists of varying ages and sexes, were riding up to the Col d’Aubisque, much to our admiration.

    Our drive consisted of endless hairpin bends in thick cloud with the occasional glimpse of blue sky and more importantly the road in front of us.

    At the top we stopped for the obligatory photos of the various signage and monuments to events relating to the Tour de France, when it has passed over the Col d'Aubisque.

    We careered down the other side of the Col d’Aubisque and eventually into Argelès-Gazost, a town in the Gavarnie Valley with an altitude of just 460 metres.

    Argelès-Gazost was heaving, mainly due to a seemingly serious series of cycle races that passed through and finished in the town centre. We were lucky enough to find a central parking space next to some bins!

    We watched a few cyclists finish or pass through, it was quite confusing, then we hunted out a Boulangerie for twelvsies (it’s a new thing), where we purchased a Quiche Lorraine for me and a Croque Monsieur for Jackie and 2 cafe au laits.

    Everything was delicious apart from Jackie’s Croque Monsieur that was too sweet. We bought a couple of large croissants to compensate.

    Satisfactorily sated, we headed south towards Cauterets, described as a century-old ski and spa resort and perhaps the signature spot in the Pyrenees. Hemmed in by mountains and forests it has clung on to much of its fin de siècle (what ever that means) with a stately spa and grand 19th-century residences.

    We drove through Cauterets and negotiated a 6km series of hairpin bends, through La Raillère and on to Pont d'Espagne where most of all the other traffic seemed to be heading.

    On the way we pulled over at the Cascade de Carisey, a thunderous waterfall creating its own rainbow in the afternoon sun.

    We eventually arrived at a ticket barrier demanding €8 for parking, but because we didn’t have any internet in the mountains to research it and it was not on my already full itinerary, we did a u-turn back to La Raillère for a few photos.

    La Raillère was very attractive and offered lots of scenic hiking trails for a return visit another time.

    Our next stop was the Col du Tourmalet which as soon as we commenced our ascent, thick cloud reduced our visibility down to not much more than the end of our bonnet. The side of the road was barrier free increasing Jackie’s fear that we were going to career over the side into the cloudy abyss with constant very helpful yelps of “Be careful, be careful”.

    If that wasn’t sufficient distraction. I also had to negotiate the oncoming cyclists, motorcyclists, sheep and cattle. It was a relief to reach the summit.

    The Col du Tourmalet is a legendary mountain pass in the French Pyrenees, famed for its frequent inclusion in the Tour de France. It's the highest paved road pass in the Pyrenees, reaching an altitude of 2,115 meters (6,939 feet). The Tour has climbed it (80 times) more than any other mountain pass, making it a truly iconic location in cycling history.

    The pass is steeped in cycling history and mythology, with numerous stories of heroic feats and tough battles fought on its slopes.

    The climb offers stunning views of the surrounding Pyrenean landscape……….. apparently!

    The Tour has seen many memorable moments on the Tourmalet, including Eugène Christophe famously repairing his broken bike fork in 1913.

    Since 1980, it has been classified as "hors catégorie" (beyond classification), signifying its exceptional difficulty.

    The Tourmalet features memorials to Jacques Goddet, a former Tour de France organizer, and a statue of Octave Lapize, the first rider to conquer the pass in the Tour.

    We parked up in thick cloud and visited the gift shop/museum, took more obligatory photos and had a coffee and hot chocolate in the Col de Tourmalet cafe and watched the Tour de France live coverage on their telly.

    When we returned to the car, the clouds partly dispersed providing us with partial views of the surrounding mountains and chair lifts. By the time we had eaten our croissants the clouds had surrounded us again.

    We drove down the other side of the Col du Tourmalet and eventually on to Pau (pronounced Poe as in Edgar Allan). We abandoned our car on a non-parking space with our hazards flashing and did a quick run around of the impressive promenade and architecture.

    Fifteen minutes later we were heading back to Navarrenx and our campsite. As soon as we arrived we hunted out the receptionist, Clara and requested she make us some reservations at local restaurants.

    Half an hour later Clara came to our tent and apologetically advised us that all restaurants in the area were closed on Monday and the lovely Laàs restaurant is closed until Thursday.

    We discussed various options with her and she very kindly booked us a table for two for midday on Tuesday on her mobile phone. After she left us we had a disagreement over which restaurant we think she had booked. I was certain it was Auberge Claverie recommended by Bob and Mary, whilst Jackie thought it was one that Clara liked. I went back to reception to settle the dispute but Clara had locked up and gone home.

    Jackie reheated the remainder of the arrabbiata pasta, then she sloped off to bed around 9.30pm. I then took advantage of the peace to write up my day’s Penguins blog which was turning into epic.

    Sometime after 11pm, I was suddenly hit with a downpour. I rushed to gather up all the chairs and tables and get them under cover. Once that chore was complete, I returned to my blog only to discover that in my haste, I had accidentally deleted all of my blog.

    I was furious as well as wet. I felt the need to wake and update Jackie, which went down well!

    Song of the Day - Bicycle Race by Queen.
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  • Day 14 - Training in the Pyrénées

    7 июля, Франция ⋅ ⛅ 12 °C

    Everyone who knows me will know that I can be very squeamish at the best of times. Trying to clean my teeth whilst listening to someone having a poo is definitely one of those times. It happened not once, but twice to me this morning.

    The 1st time I came out of the shower just after someone had entered a cubicle. As soon as I started cleaning my teeth I heard noises that I didn’t need to hear, immediately I started retching to the point of throwing up. I abandoned my teeth cleaning and ran back to our tent.

    When the coast was clear and my queasiness had calmed I returned to the shower block and started cleaning my teeth again. No sooner than I had started, someone entered a cubicle and I could hear him lower his bottoms. Before I heard any disturbing noises I made my excuses and hastily exited.

    A 3rd retching incident nearly occurred when Jackie informed me that she had picked up and tossed away a fat slug that had slivered it’s way into our washing up bowl with all my freshly washed crockery and cutlery.

    As we were getting ready, Jackie checked her emails and informed me she had an email from Camping De La Dune Bleue on the coast just west of Bordeaux that we had tried to book the previous evening informing us that they were fully booked for the dates we wanted. This was a major disappointment, especially as it was the last allegedly available campsite anywhere along the French southwest coastline. We agreed that it was probably a sign and it wasn’t meant to be.

    At 8.32am, we departed the campsite heading for Le Petit Train D’Artouste.

    On our drive we made the big decision to look at Brittany as an alternative location for the remainder of our trip. I’ll have to change the title of this trip!

    During this journey we also discussed which restaurant we thought had been booked and then came to the realisation that we weren’t actually sure whether Clara had made us a reservation for lunchtime or for the evening. I hate getting old!

    We arrived in Laruns an hour later and established that Artouste was several hairpin miles further south through a deep gorge to the Col du Pourtalet.

    At 10.15am we parked up, bought a couple of expensive and very hot coffees then proceeded to the cable car station for a ten minute ride up to Le Petit Train d’Artouste station.

    We ascended in the cable car into thick cloud. It looked like we were going to have another atmospheric day.

    At 11am we boarded the Petit Train d’Artouste which is the highest railway in Europe which initially took us through a very tight tunnel.

    The train ride took 55 minutes as it covered its 10 km at an altitude of 2,000 m, on the side of a mountain on a truly astonishing excursion! The route takes in the breathtaking scenery along the Soussoueou valley, rich in flora and fauna.

    Our destination was the very scenic Lac d’Artouste surrounded by mountains. It was a 25 minute quite gruelling uphill hike to the lake that was now bathed in sunshine.

    We found a suitable scenic spot on some rocks and had a picnic of Cheesy Wotsits and biscuits. I took hundreds of photos so I won’t attempt to describe it any more.

    An hour and 20 minutes later we boarded the train for the return journey. The sun was out and the roof of the train had been rolled up to maximise the views.

    55 minutes and hundreds more photos and videos later we arrived back at the starting station. It looked like a complete different place, because now the clouds had lifted to reveal a crescent of mountains dwarfing us and the marine blue Lac de Fabrèges, where our car was parked.

    We took a gentle scenic drive back the way we had come back down through the gorge to Laruns and on to Oloron-Saint-Marie, where we stopped at a Carrefours Market to buy ingredients for our evening meal. It was pretty awful, so we moved on to their big beautiful E.Leclerc supermarket. We bought 4 Toulouse sausages and 4 herb chipolatas from the in-store charcuterie. They were 50% more expensive than buying them in a packs from the chilled meat section!!

    After returning to camp, I was given the embarrassing task of asking Clara at which restaurant she had made a booking for us AND when. It didn’t get off to a great start when she told me she had booked the restaurant in Laas until I reminded her that it was closed until Thursday. We finally agreed that she had booked us into Auberge Clavarie for midday on Tuesday. As I had said all along!

    Back in camp and feeling vindicated, we commenced the research process for nice campsites in coastal locations in Brittany. A couple of hours and several wines later, we attempted to book 11 nights in a campsite south of Quimper in Brittany.

    The request was submitted and Jackie made a delightful meal of sausages, mash, fried onions, peas and carrots. It was very good and due to Jackie’s non-existent appetite, we still have 3 Toulouse sausages to snack on in the next day or two.

    After dinner Jackie checked her emails. It was good news and bad news. The Brittany campsite had confirmed our booking. Brilliant! Jackie also received an email from Camping De La Dune Bleue just west of Bordeaux to tell us that had also confirmed our booking request with them and taken a deposit of €99. Not so Brilliant!!

    We are now booked into two campsites at the same time! At least Jackie can’t moan about my snoring if we are several hundred miles apart!!

    The bottom-line is that Jackie didn’t read her emails correctly this morning, The fully booked email she thought she had received had come from a completely different campsite near Saint-Jean-de-Luz.

    It had been a long day and when I accidentally posted my blog I knew it was time for bed.

    Song of the Day - The Day We Caught The Train by Ocean Colour Scene.
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  • Day 15 - Mr Creosote Impersonation

    8 июля, Франция ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C

    We had a leisurely day planned after our Pyrenean adventures over the previous three days.

    We read up on Brittany and Jackie sent an email off to try and retrieve our €99 deposit from Camping De La Dune Bleue. I don’t hold out much hope.

    Late morning we got ourselves ready and headed out to Auberge Claverie. We arrived dead on 12 noon to find a very old lady, broom in hand sweeping the restaurant entranceway. We parked opposite, but rather than look too keen we headed in the direction of the midday church bells pealing.

    The village of Audaux was very pretty and in the centre we found a 15th century Le Lavoir (Washroom) with 5 large washing stones.

    We walked back to Auberge Claverie passing a French trio in a cloud of cigarette smoke.

    We were the 1st diners to sit down in the restaurant. The waiter claimed to be able to speak English, but every question we had for him ended with either a “yes” or a “no”. We eventually think we ordered 2 plat du jours, described as asparagus, fish and lasagna, and a large carafe of house red.

    It didn’t bode too well when he returned with a bottle of red wine and were wondering whether we had been stitched up by Bob (of Bob and Mary).

    The restaurant started filling up until it was virtually full with all sorts diners. There were lots of manual labourers in their work clothes through to posh old ladies dressed up in their finery, as well the smoky trio we saw outside.

    Our first course arrived and it was a vat of asparagus soup. The soup was silky smooth and so flavoursome. We both agreed it was probably the best soup we had ever eaten.

    We had two and a half bowls of the utter deliciousness leaving just a dribble in the bottom of the vat. Now we were toasting Bob!

    The fish course arrived in the form of a salmon flan with a mussel sauce. The waiter had understood that I was ‘seafood intolerant’ and brought me a charcuterie plate with a huge bread basket.

    Jackie’s fish was apparently lovely and I ate virtually all of my meat selection with many slices of baguette.

    The next course was lasagna which by now Jackie was dreading as she was already full. The lasagna came out as just two squares on a serving plate for us to help ourselves to. Jackie served me up most of it.

    The lasagna was not exactly as we know it, it was mainly a dish of melt in the mouth minced meat and carrots topped with a thin layer of pasta, béchamel sauce and herbs. It was very pleasant and between us we managed to eat it all.

    Having completed all the meat courses of our lunch, I allowed myself to contemplate whether any of it had been horse. Jackie didn’t allow me to enquire which was probably a good thing.

    There was a choice of two desserts , so we ordered one of each which turned out to be a mousse cake with raspberry coulis and the other a very flat apple tart with a caramelised sauce and ice cream. We (mainly I) finished the lot and ended the meal with an espresso. The entire meal with the wine and coffee cost us just €48.

    I was absolutely stuffed and I was glad they hadn’t offer us a wafer-thin mint otherwise the restaurant was in danger of being sprayed with a very unpleasant mess. My stomach was like a full hot air balloon ready to pop.

    I felt like Mr Creosote as we walked back to the car and Jackie thought she was going down with Elephantiasis. We managed to just keep our eyes open as we negotiated the 9 minute drive back to camp.

    The sun was out, so we lay down at the pool like a couple of beached whales.

    After an hour’s recovery, Jackie went off to do some laundry. I cooled off under the pool shower and heard Jackie talking to someone in the laundry room. I stood with my ear cocked straining to hear when a cyclist stopped and said “Alright?”

    It was the resident noodle-toting pool misery guts. I said “Yes, I’m try to listen to my wife in the laundry room”.

    His reply was “Why? Is she having a fight with someone?”

    It was a strange thing to say, but I replied, “Maybe”.

    Without the slightest provocation he then pointed at me and told in an almost jokingly way blurted out, “No diving, no bombing, no running”.

    Oh thank you god, I’d been waiting for this moment. I retorted “Yes and NO shoes” and then I immediately turned and walked back to my sun bed.

    I heard him shout “Yes” and then cycle off.

    We had a peaceful afternoon until just after 4.30pm when kids and parents started to descend on the pool. Half an hour later, over a dozen kids were in the pool or were diving in, bombing in or pushing each other in. I was praying for misery guts to come to the pool for his noodle walk. The pool rule breaches would have sent him apoplectic.

    The final straw for us was when a French family didn’t even acknowledge our presence, but felt it acceptable to pull up sun beds inches from ours. 10 minutes later and with still no sign of misery guts, we retreated to our tent for a few glasses of wine and chill.

    Within the fortifications an event was taking place. There was live music and apparently various food tents. We were still too full to investigate, but the music provided a nice soundtrack to end our evening.

    Song of the Day - Soup is Good Food by The Dead Kennedys.
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  • Day 17 - Plage de Saint-Jean-de-Luz

    9 июля, Франция ⋅ ☀️ 25 °C

    We slept like babies in our ultra comfortable hotel bed and didn’t really stir until 8am. At 9am, we ventured down to breakfast in the rear courtyard.

    Frederick insisted on giving us a rundown on the breakfast procedure. I think we could have guessed - decide what coffee you desire, then help yourself to the buffet breakfast. The coffee was brought to us by his partner, who we have named Manuel. Manuel’s job seemed to be just coffee server and sparrow scarer.

    It was a delicious selection of apparently local products ranging from croissants and bread, cheese and ham, crepes and bread pudding, cereals, fruits, yoghurts and jams. Jackie’s only gripe was there were no eggs and mine was I had to ask for second coffees.

    After breakfast we confirmed that we could leave our car in their garage, then we headed for the crescent shaped beach. It was a lovely sandy beach that was sufficiently wide to cope with the hundreds of sun worshipers coming and going.

    The sea is the Bay of Biscay and not cold. We dipped into on several occasions.

    We stayed on the beach all day apart from taking lunchtime beer refreshments and a little tapas of amazing pork belly pieces.

    We finally returned to our hotel close to 7pm, relaxed for a short while then went out for dinner. We settled on tapas. We ordered croquettes and Camembert in honey. It was nice, but didn’t have the wow factor.

    The evening ended with a salted caramel ice cream in a cornet each and a long stroll along the promenade as the sun was setting. It was a very civilised evening in a very very lovely town.

    Our wallets will sigh with relief when we go back to roughing it in a tent, drinking wine from a box and cooking our own meals!

    Song of the Day - Beach by Something Happens!
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  • Day 16 - Toro de Fuego

    9 июля, Франция ⋅ ☀️ 25 °C

    It was a relatively cool morning for us to pack up all our gear for the next leg of our trip. It was all pretty drama free. I even had time to drive to the Boulangerie to buy a baguette for breakfast.

    My breakfast consisted of 3 large cold Toulouse sausages cooked a couple of nights ago and 3/4 of the baguette. Jackie had the other 1/4.

    At 11.40am, we departed Camping Beau Rivage and set the SatNav for Biarritz just an hour and twenty minutes away.

    Our cross country route took us through some pretty little villages and past the ruins of Le Chateau de Gramont, a castle built between the 14th and 15th century in the town of Bidache.

    On the outskirts of Bayonne, we followed the Adour river and at first we saw tents pitched at the side of the road and then on roundabouts. As we continued we couldn’t but notice that nearly everyone was dressed in the Basque uniform, white with red adornments such as neckerchiefs, sashes etc.

    They were all heading towards an area beside the river where marquees were set up. I asked Jackie to take some photos of the Basque festival goers as I negotiated the busy traffic. It didn’t go well. We have photos of lampposts, bus stops, her knee, but no-one in red and white.

    We continued on to Biarritz and located the impressive Hôtel du Palais, then drove alongside the Grande Plage (Beach) desperately trying to not run over any of the throngs of semi naked people everywhere. I managed to stop long enough to jump out of the car, take a photo of the heaving beach, then drive on southwards to Saint-Jean-de-Luz.

    It was a lovely 20 minute coastal drive before stopping outside the delightfully French Hotel La Marisa at 2.04pm. Frederick, our very gay owner fussed over us and got me to park in their garage.

    Frederick informed us that there was a Basque Festival (as per the description below) tonight in the town which he recommended we attend.

    ‘Concert d'Alaiak (Basque men's choir) – Toro de Fuego and confetti battle: This traditional evening takes place on Place Louis XIV starting at 9:30 PM. It features a festive Basque men's choir and includes a confetti battle starting at 9 PM, with bags available for purchase. The "Toro de Fuego," a unique pyrotechnic show with music, will happen around 10:30 PM’.

    After being shown to our room 202, by presumably Frederick’s equally gay boyfriend/husband, we dropped our luggage off and headed out,

    30 yards up the road we arrived at the busy beach and located a bar with outside tables. We enjoyed a cold refreshing pint of Stella Artois each.

    We then walked along the promenade to a quirky little lighthouse at the entrance to the port. We continued on around the port and found Place Louis XIV, where tonight’s festivities were due to take place. It was a circular bandstand in a large courtyard of bars and restaurants.

    We sat down at Bar Le Majestic for another beer and we ordered a cheeky pâté dish to share. We then strolled through the pedestrianised historic streets.

    We stopped at the Saint-Jean-Baptiste Church with its gilded baroque altarpiece and wooden galleries, Jackie lit a candle for her mum.

    This church is also where one of the most important political marriages in history took place. On June 9, 1660 King Louis XIV married Marie-Thérèse of Spain in the cathedral of Saint-Jean-de-Luz, thus ending a long and bitter war between France and Spain.

    We returned to our hotel just before 5pm and went to bed for 2 hours. At 7pm we got ready for a night of festivities. Saint-Jean-de-Luz has its own Basque uniform of red and black, so I wore a red t-shirt and black shorts to mark the occasion. It turned out I was literally the only person in red and black that night!!

    We sat down for dinner at a table in the square outside the Cosmopolitan Bar/Restaurant. We ordered a couple of beers then selected a couple of specials. I ordered Confit de canard, frites (Duck & chips) & sauce tartare. Jackie ordered the ‘catch of the day’ - Sea Bass with bierre blanc sauce, rice and roasted vegetables. It turned out to be gorgeous food in a vibrant setting.

    At 9.15pm, having paid up and headed to Place Louis XIV, when the choir were getting ready. Amazingly we found a free table for two in the front row back at Bar Le Majestic, as crowds were gathering.

    We ordered a bottle of Bordeaux, the cheapest bottle on the menu at €24. The Bordeaux was a bit ropey, but at 9.30pm we were distracted by the choir in the bandstand who sprang into action. First things first, I would describe the choir more as a Celtic band, not too dissimilar to The Pogues or The Men They Couldn’t Hang with guitars and accordions. They were fantastic and even played some tunes that we recognised.

    At the same time, behind the bandstand, the kids went crazy with their confetti fight. It was a wonderful evening of people singing, dancing and generally having a good time. It was also lovely to witness teenagers enjoying themselves without any mobile phones, yobbery or vapes.

    It was not long before we had emptied our bottle of Bordeaux, so we ordered a Rioja at €32, which was much more palatable.

    At 10.30pm, the star of the show appeared in the form of Toro de Fuego, a metal bull that was pushed around the bandstand with fireworks emanating from it followed by a cacophony of noise as hundreds of bangers exploded.

    Toro de Fuego disappeared whereupon a conga line danced around the bandstand while the band continued playing until 11.30pm.

    It was a brilliant night. We definitely had one of the best seats to watch the festivities. It felt a privilege to witness.

    Song of the Day - Fiesta by The Pogues.
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  • Day 18 - Map Reading Woes Continue

    10 июля, Франция ⋅ 🌙 22 °C

    We were awoken at 7.00am with our alarm to herald the start of a long day. At 8.00am sharp we handed our room key to Frederick and he let us out of the garage.

    We set the Satnav for a route with tolls that was ‘just’ the 504 miles in distance to our campsite in Brittany that ‘should’ take around 8 hours without stopping.

    Our route took us north up the A63 paying a €4.40 toll what seemed like every few miles. Just an into our journey we stopped for a coffee to ensure we were awake for the long haul.

    The traffic was pretty horrendous around Bordeaux, again, so 30 miles beyond Bordeaux we looked at treating ourselves to a McDonald’s. As I was driving at 130+ kilometres per hour, Jackie took charge of locating a suitable on the way McDonald’s on her phone. She found one just 30 minutes away. Perfect, we would arrive at 11.30am .

    I have learnt from experience, that Jackie is not too hot at reading maps. So before we put the location into my satnav, I asked Jackie to show me the location of the identified McDonald’s. I nearly crashed when I saw that it was actually back in Bordeaux, the way we had just come.

    We eventually pulled off the toll road at Pons and located a McDonald’s.
    Jackie had a Big Mac meal and I had just a Big Mac and a side of a cheeseburger.

    We then found a petrol station and filled up. It was so much cheaper than the toll road service stations that we probably saved enough to pay for our burgers.

    We continued north around Niort and then onto Nantes where the traffic was diabolical, mainly due to crashes causing serious tailbacks in the searing heat.

    The outside temperature went up to 34*C and remained over 30*C until well after 6pm.

    Having negotiated our way through Nantes, we were cruising along the N165 with just under 2 hours to our destination, when Jackie was insistent that we stop for a cold drink. We agreed to find a suitable petrol station, which Jackie found was an E.Leclerc supermarket where we could buy petrol and drinks.

    My iPhone was overheating and stuck on a hardcore punk playlist, so we relied on Jackie to provide me with directions via commentary. She directed me to pull off the dual-carriageway.

    As we approached a roundabout, Jackie told me to take the 3rd exit. Unfortunately she was counting the exits clockwise As we were on French roads, I obviously negotiated the roundabout in an anti-clock wise direction and counted off the 3rd exit so we were now driving in completely the wrong direction.

    The SatNav and Jackie’s phone got into a right kerfuffle. I was hot and bothered and tired, so I pulled over and in a huff typed the petrol station location into the SatNav without checking its location.

    We did a U-turn, drove for several miles then to my horror we rejoined the N165 now in the wrong direction. It was a further 7 miles along the road before we pulled off and found the E.Leclerc supermarket or so we thought!

    We parked up at the E.Leclerc complex and entered the huge building through one of several entrances. The 1st entrance turned out to be a pet shop, the 2nd a garden furniture store and thirdly an electrical appliance shop.

    I checked my phone and discovered the actual supermarket was a further 3 minutes drive away. We fuelled up, which was the cheapest so far, then drove on to the supermarket.

    It was supposed to be a quick in and out for cold drinks, but Jackie decided she wanted to buy some essentials. We bought bread, ham, cheese, bacon, crisps, milk, orange juice, 8 litres of wine and the thing we had come in for 2 Coke Zeros.

    I also bought a box of 4 mango and white chocolate cornet Magnums. It probably wasn’t the wisest purchase on the hottest day of the year on a long car journey. I ate one and the rest went in the fridge.

    The SatNav now told us that we had 2 hours 45 minutes to go and we would arrive at 6.45pm.

    Brilliant……about an hour ago we were less than 2 hours away from our destination. To make matters worse, Jackie then discovered the campground reception closed at 7pm. She tried emailing them but they didn’t respond.

    I drove as fast as I dared without inheriting a collection of speeding tickets and when the heavy traffic and queues allowed. The ETA went up to 7.00pm, then beyond. Amongst the stress, we did receive some good news in that the other campsite we had originally booked into had refunded our €99 deposit following Jackie’s pleading email.

    We eventually arrived at 7.02pm and were hugely relieved to find reception open where we received a very warm welcome. Our grassy pitch is enormous with a French middle-aged group one side and an elderly German couple the other - who have been coming to the same site for the last 14 years.

    We erected our tent and set everything up in record time….just over an hour. We are getting proficient at this camping lark!

    Jackie had blown up one bed and was about to start on the second, when a Frenchman who didn’t speak English from another pitch came over. Together we worked out he wanted to borrow our electric pump. I tried to tell him that we were still using it and I would bring it over to him, but he was saying he only wanted to borrow it for 5 minutes.

    My negotiating skills with a Frenchman were about as good as Two-Tier Keir’s recent migrant negotiations, because I ended up taking the pump from Jackie and handing it to him. He returned it 15, not 5 minutes later much to Jackie’s annoyance.

    The French group who were eating their seafood feast with champagne later congratulated us on our tent erection skills which was nice.

    I managed to unintentionally upset our German neighbours with my not so fluent German. Out of courtesy I tried to ask him if I could take a shortcut under his washing line. I demonstrated the action, but I couldn’t make him understand.

    5 minutes later he returned apologising and then promptly took his washing line down. I didn’t attempt to explain that was not what I meant, but as a peace offering Jackie gave them a couple of our citronella candles.

    We had wine and crisps for dinner and I had the remaining 3 very melted magnums, which made a hell of a sticky mess.

    The evening ended around midnight, when Jackie went to bed with some biscuits, then called me in to take the wrappers. Unfortunately the wrappers weren’t empty and sugary biscuit crumbs were liberally scattered around our sleeping pod. To make matters worse I returned to my almost completed blog to discover that yet again I had somehow lost it again.

    It was time for bed. I had a wee in the field and joined Jackie amongst the crumbs.

    Song of the Day - Map of the Problematique by Muse.
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  • Sand Martins nesting in the sand cliff

    Day 19 - Mind Blowingly Beautiful

    12 июля, Франция ⋅ ☀️ 23 °C

    And I’m not just talking about Jackie!!!

    I started the morning at 7.18am by reversing out of our sleeping pod on all fours and naked. Halfway through my manoeuvre I remembered that our tent door was open with just the see through mesh across to keep the insects out.

    I prayed our German neighbours were not up or they were going to be confronted with a sight that would haunt them for weeks. Luckily they weren’t.

    I rewrote my blog whilst Jackie cooked up bacon sandwiches and coffee. Our German neighbours seemed a bit sheepish and not so talkative. Hopefully it wasn’t my bare arse! Jackie thought it was probably due to the washing line debacle from the previous evening.

    I made the decision to try and clarify the situation and thus clear the air. I wrote a note on my phone and translated it into the German and showed them the text below -

    “Ich wollte nicht, dass du deine Wäscheleine abnimmst. Ich wollte dich fragen, ob es dir nichts ausmacht, wenn ich darunter gehe”.

    This seemed to do the trick and there was much joviality that neither of us understood, but at least everyone was happy.

    After breakfast, we showered, I washed up and we explored our campsite. It is only two thirds full, but it is a little stunner. Big grassy pitches and very few kids. In fact half of those are young goats!

    Everything is perfect except :- all the amenities are quite a walk from our pitch, there is no shop, there is the odd ‘bitey’ thing in the grass at night and we need our own toilet paper.

    Most campers have cycles with baskets on the front to get around the spacious campsite. We didn’t get the memo.

    The beach is apparently just 300 metres away (as the crow flies), but about a 700 metres walk along the road to the beach entrance.

    Our first glimpse of the beach left us speechless, well Jackie for all of a few seconds. It was utterly jaw-droppingly gorgeous. It had to be one of, if not the most scenic beaches we have ever had the good fortune to set eyes on. We could not believe how beautiful it was (which Jackie reiterated to me nearly a thousand times) AND virtually empty!

    We selected our spot and Jackie deemed the beauty of the beach and its solitude, worthy of her going topless.

    We did move on on one occasion to another spot which was even lovelier than the first following my exploration walk of the entire beach.

    We spent the whole day on the beach, swimming and drinking wine from a flask. When the flask was empty, Jackie volunteered to return to camp for a wine refill and for more water. I looked after our stuff!

    It was well over an hour later, before Jackie returned all hot and bothered. Apparently she had got lost (no surprises there), walked into the wrong campsite & when she finally returned to our tent, the Germans invited her in for a chat.

    ‘Apparently they live in Cologne. He is a retired teacher. They have a son who is arriving today with his family. They had a 2nd son who sadly died shortly after a surfing accident only last year’.

    We remained on the beach until 6.15pm. We got up to leave and Jackie came over all dizzy and nauseous. It was sunstroke, due to a lack of water and a substantial meal over the last couple of days.

    It was a tortuous 30 minute walk back to camp, pausing at every tiny patch of shade. After 15 minutes in a shaded chair, Jackie was good to go shopping.

    It was a 15 minute drive to E.Leclerc where we split up looking for our allocated items. I bought another flask (for beach wine), wine (obviously), sausages, biscuits and chocolate. Jackie did the rest.

    We returned to camp just after 8pm and Jackie sprang into action getting a bolognaise prepped. As sous chef, I was run ragged, washing mushrooms and stirring the pot.

    It was a lovely spaghetti bolognaise which we ate at 9.40pm. Jackie then went straight to bed, because she wasn’t feeling well (too much sun). She must have been feeling particularly rough, because she didn’t even drink her wine.

    I was left to amuse myself by washing up, doing my blog and emptying the wine glasses, before going to bed over two hours later.

    Song of the Day - Sunstroke by The Vapors.
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  • Day 20 - Sun Halo, But No Sunset

    13 июля, Франция ⋅ ☁️ 21 °C

    I woke up at the crack of dawn and by 6.30am I was up and showering in preparation for a new day of adventures or just sunbathing.

    I watched my iPad in the cool morning fresh air until Jackie finally joined me over 2 hours later for coffee. For breakfast she knocked up a sensational omelette.

    We drove, yes drove, to the beach around 11am. It was cooler, just 24*C with a wispy cloud coverage. It was an ideal temperature.

    Around lunchtime we were treated to a sun halo, also known as a 22-degree halo. It an optical phenomenon that appears as a bright ring of light around the sun. It's caused by the refraction of sunlight through ice crystals in high-altitude cirrus clouds. These clouds, often thin and wispy, are made of ice crystals that act like tiny prisms, bending and scattering the sunlight.

    At 2.30pm the clouds had darkened and so we reluctantly departed and drove into Guilvinec our local port town less than 2 miles away for a quick drive through recce.

    We returned to camp had a cheese sandwich and went to bed for a couple of hours during which time we had a little downpour which hadn’t been forecast.

    We rose around 6.30pm, caught up on the big sporting events taking place, tennis and cricket, then set about preparing dinner whilst basking in the evening sun.

    Jackie jazzed up the remainder of last nights Spag Bol with a ratatouille and some other ingredients I don’t pretend to know what. We ate it with rigatoni pasta.

    At 9.45pm, I insisted I wanted to go back down to the beach to watch the sunset. Jackie was not enamoured with this idea and said she’d only go if I drove.

    I wanted to walk off my dinner so after a somewhat animated discussion I set off on foot with a beach bag with Jackie reluctantly following behind. I had visions of a romantic beach sunset listening to chilled music with a glass of wine and swimming in a pink tinted sea.

    It didn’t quite turn out like that. As we arrived several groups were leaving so that the only people on the beach were us and a flute playing hippy. Jackie refused my offer of wine (which confirmed this wasn’t going well) so I poured just half a glass for myself and we sat in silence as the clouds darkened overhead.

    Less than 15 minutes later after I begrudgingly accepted there was to be no sunset, we trudged back to camp under a very dark sky.

    Around 11.30pm we went to bed to the sound of distant fireworks in Guilvinec.

    Song of the Day - Halo by Foo Fighters.
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