• Travel with Carl

Europe 2025

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    6. kesäkuuta 2025

    From Therapy Sessions to Travel Plans

    2. kesäkuuta, Australia ⋅ ☁️ 14 °C

    ## Getting Ready: A Different Kind of Beginning

    Normally I don’t start writing until I’ve left home and made it to the airport. But this time I’m doing things a little differently. I wanted to start earlier and write about the lead-up: the part before the trip even begins. Honestly, the past few years have been pretty stressful, and getting ready has felt harder than usual. I still love travel, but lately it’s been tough to find the energy or motivation to get going.

    I’ve been living with anxiety, depression, and PTSD for a few years now, and I’ve decided to be more open about how that shows up in my life. That includes how it affects something I’ve always loved: travel.

    ## Loose Plans, Pinned Dreams

    Most of my previous trips have followed a pretty loose structure. I’d book the flights and accommodation, and everything else would just fall into place along the way. My version of planning usually meant saving pins on Google Maps over months or years and then checking what was nearby once I arrived somewhere.

    > **Tip**: Every time you come across a place that catches your eye, drop a pin on Google Maps. Over time, you’ll see clusters form. Once there are enough in one area, that’s your cue to start shaping an itinerary.

    ## Bringing Structure to the Chaos

    That system hasn’t changed much this time, but the level of planning around it definitely has. Instead of just turning up and seeing what sticks, I’ve taken a more structured approach to building out my first few days. The last time I planned this thoroughly was during COVID, when I never got to actually go. That trip existed only on paper, something to hold onto when I couldn’t leave the house. This time, it’s real.

    While Google Maps still holds my inspiration pins, I’ve used ChatGPT a lot more to help shape my day-to-day plans. It can’t read my map pins (unfortunately), so I’ve had to copy in names of places manually and then ask for help building efficient daily itineraries. Once I had the itineraries sorted, I created calendar events for each one, with a little help from ChatGPT again to speed things up.

    ## Why the Overthinking?

    So why all this structure now? It comes back to anxiety and guilt. I feel guilty about going away while I’m still unwell, even though my support team keeps reminding me that this is exactly the kind of thing I need to do. My life isn’t going to restart by staying in bed. I need to reconnect with the things I care about, and travel has always been one of them.

    Anxiety plays its part too. I worry I’ll waste the trip by doing nothing. Or that I’ll overdo it and burn out. Both of those happened on my last attempts to travel: either too little or too much. Neither left me feeling good.

    ## Therapy in an Itinerary

    So this time I’m trying something I’ve learned in therapy: activity planning. Instead of the usual "see what happens" method, I’m sketching out my days ahead of time. The idea is to achieve two things:

    - Give myself a reason to get up, leave the hotel, and gently reconnect with my love of travel. Be around people. See new places. Push myself just enough.
    - Avoid burnout. By planning my days, I can see the rhythm before I’m in it. I can check if I’ve packed in too much, and make sure I’ve got time for meals, rest, and breaks between sights.

    This way of planning has helped me feel like the trip is something I can justify to myself. I’ve never had to do that before. It’s also been emotionally exhausting. In my rehab work, I tend to plan too much and then feel overwhelmed when I can’t follow through. So I’m trying to take what I’ve learned there and apply it here too.

    ## Beating the Scorecard Mentality

    First, I’m learning not to treat the plan like a scorecard. Missing something doesn’t mean failure. Second, I’m reminding myself that it’s okay to move things around. If I need a nap, take it. If something needs to shift, shift it. That’ll be harder on the road, but if I don’t give myself that kindness, burnout’s almost guaranteed.

    My hope is that by approaching travel in this more therapeutic way, I’ll ease myself back into something that used to be such a big part of who I am. Writing this now, curled up on the couch with my dogs, feels a lot easier than actually putting it all into practice. But it’s a start.

    ## Almost Airborne

    So that’s the background to this trip. Partly to justify it to myself, and partly for anyone watching who might be thinking, “I thought he wasn’t well.” Anyway, time to get the show on the road—or in my case, in the air ✈️.
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  • First Class Starts 🥂✈️

    6. kesäkuuta, Australia ⋅ 🌬 11 °C

    Time is up for planning now — it’s time to get going. In a rare move for me, I packed my bag the day before, which meant a quiet and relaxed morning at home. No last-minute rush to get organised, just some cuddle time with my boys before Tim kindly drove me to the airport.

    Thanks to online check-in, bag drop was quick. In minutes, I was through security, my bag getting its usual rifling through at secondary screening. A quick scan of the passport and I was “out of Australia” and sipping on a well-earned glass of champagne in the Qantas First Class Lounge.

    I’m not sure I’ll keep my Platinum status this year, but for now I still have one of my most valued perks: first class lounge access. I love the view of the east-west runway, even though the strong winds today make it unusable. Down below, my Jetstar 787 waits to take me to Phuket. But first — lunch.

    While most lounges serve food buffet-style, here in the first lounge it’s à la carte dining. I skipped my usual club sandwich — it felt like a day to try something new. Something softer. I went with the mozzarella salad alongside the lamb shoulder from the winter menu. The lamb was cooked to perfection — warm, falling apart at the slightest touch of the fork. Absolutely delicious. The salad was fine on its own, but really just there to cut through the richness. It was this kind of comfort food I needed to start the trip.

    To celebrate the beginning of a new adventure, I washed it all down with a glass of champagne. I moved to a window-facing lounge seat to finish the glass and mentally prepare for the Jetstar experience ahead.

    Now, I’m starting to feel that flicker of excitement for the trip ahead. It took a while to get here — mentally and emotionally — but I’m ready. My mind still wants to do a hundred things at once though, so I decided to try a grounding activity to stay in the moment. These always feel a bit awkward to do in public, but I gave the 5-4-3-2-1 senses exercise a go.

    **Getting grounded before getting airborne**

    Five things I can see: Emirates A380, Jetstar 787-8, Fiji A330-300, Qantas A330-300 in Oneworld livery, and the Macedon Ranges in the background.

    Four things I can feel: My head resting on the leather headrest, the cool champagne glass in my fingertips, my freshly moisturised hands gripping the silicone phone case, and my forehead muscles squinting from the glare of the window.

    Three things I can hear: The low hum of the air conditioning, jet engines roaring into life, and a group of Gippslanders chatting behind me.

    Two things I can smell: The citrusy Lux hand wash still lingering on my hands, and that unmistakable scent of a first-class lounge — a mix of wood, leather, and money.

    One thing I can taste: The last trace of champagne still dancing on my tongue.

    By the end of the activity, I noticed I wasn’t mentally rushing quite as much. Still excited to get going, but not furiously thinking through the whole trip in advance.

    Stomach filled, mind slowed (at least a little), all that’s left is to check out the airport talent on Grindr and enjoy this moment of luxury — before heading down to slum it in Jetstar economy for the next eight hours.
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  • First to Jetstar - JQ17 to Phuket

    6. kesäkuuta, Thaimaa ⋅ ☁️ 27 °C

    Travel blogging is usually about the destination, but if you know me — or have read any of my past blogs — the flight is just as important. After a lovely lunch and mindfulness activity in the Qantas First Lounge, it was time for a different kind of grounding activity: Jetstar economy on a packed flight. Back to what my budget really allows!

    Despite the automated announcements not matching the actual boarding process, we all got on board surprisingly fast. You wonder why people get frustrated when one person (albeit an automated voice) says one thing, and the human on the ground says another. I’m sure the rise of AI bots will eventually fix this — or make it worse.

    The 787-8 variant Jetstar uses was jam-packed today. After taking my seat (27J, if you're interested), the two empty seats beside me teased me with the possibility of a poor man's business class. But alas, among the last passengers to board were two Kiwi guys who took those seats. Free upgrade denied. It’s always the way — I get excited about having an empty row, only to have those dreams dashed just before the door closes. The curse of someone who likes to board early.

    That door *did* close nice and early though, with pushback just three minutes after boarding finished. It’s these kinds of useless facts I always take note of. Part of the overlap in the Venn diagram of my nerdiness and avgeekiness. The strong (and freezing) northerly wind that chilled me to the bone earlier meant that runway 34 was our way out today. We lined up with 2,903 metres of runway to go and, with the help of that hefty headwind, were airborne before even crossing the intersection runway. Yep — nerd facts again.

    With Melbourne now in the rear-view mirror, we turned left and headed roughly toward Darwin. I’d been tracking this flight route over the past few days, hoping it might take us over Lake Eyre. I’ve flown over it many times, but it’s always been dry. This year, though, it’s seen one of its biggest flood events in decades. I was hoping to catch a glimpse from above.

    We passed just to the right of it, so I didn’t get the view I’d hoped for. But from my side of the plane, I could see the channels feeding it — scattered across the scarred landscape, looking like something from another planet.

    Half-filled lakebeds, slowly fed by ripples of water trickling into them. Clear pools surrounded by moisture-soaked, dark red dirt, which gave way to lighter red soil and patches of salt. From 36,000 feet, these lakes scattered between ridges looked like abstract art. Maybe my upcoming art classes will teach me how to capture that beauty on canvas. It’s amazing that in the middle of Australia — a place more known for being barren — are pockets of life and colour. You just have to be in the air to appreciate it.

    The last few days, this route has taken about eight hours. Today, we were looking at closer to nine. Apparently a volcano in Indonesia got a little too excited and plastered the sky with ash. Somewhere near Alice Springs, we made a hard left — what the captain called a wide detour around the eruption zone.

    I spent the first four hours binge-watching *Designated Survivor* on my iPad. Not amazing, but good enough to keep me entertained. My first prepaid snack was just a voucher. Still full from lunch, I grabbed a tea cake and some crisps. Solid snacking material, which I paced out between episodes.

    With music in my ears, I paused to blog as we crossed the coast over Derby. Halfway there, and only just leaving my island home. The crew had already locked the windows into dark mode for the past two hours — not ideal if you're trying to adjust to a new time zone, but probably helpful for the crew if they want everyone to sleep. I found it annoying since I like to look out the window, but I’ll admit the blue tinge made for a pretty photo.

    The second meal came just after we left the Australian coast. My teriyaki vegetable stir-fry was a huge improvement on the dry, burnt-to-the-box version I had coming back from Bali last year. Still not amazing, but decent enough for what was now a late dinner. I’m going to have to ditch my 6pm dinners once I hit Spain anyway — might as well let Jetstar help me ease into it.

    We flew over Bali and then crossed the equator — officially into summer! The glow from Singapore lit up the clouds below, welcoming us into the northern hemisphere. I’d finished my episodes by this point, so switched to *The Greatest Showman*.

    Watching musicals on planes is risky. The urge to sing and dance along is real. I love a good musical. Luckily for everyone else, Jetstar doesn’t provide enough room to even attempt a small boogie. I guess I’ll just have to wait for the stage show in London next year. Yep — already planning another trip, even as I begin this one.

    According to *The Greatest Showman*, “comfort is the enemy of progress,” as Hugh Jackman tries to convince a spunky Zac Efron to join his circus. At this point, I *am* a little uncomfortable, so I guess that means I’m progressing. Only an hour to go, and I’ll be making progress one flight at a time.

    Suddenly, lights on. Abrupt announcement. We’re descending. Time to land.

    Had a short chat with the guys next to me — they’d been up since 4am New Zealand time. What a trek. After almost nine hours in the air, we touched down in Phuket. A quick exit, reasonably fast immigration, and a ten-minute drive to my hotel for the night.

    First flight done. Loving this oversized bed. More soon.
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  • FOMO in Phuket 🤯

    7. kesäkuuta, Thaimaa ⋅ 🌧 27 °C

    Okay, so today was a planned rest day. While I’d pencilled in a walk along the beach and a visit to an elephant sanctuary later in the day, most of it was just meant to be about relaxing and chilling at the resort. Breaking up the journey, slowing me down. Waking up early, it was pissing down rain. It is monsoon season, so not surprising — but golly gosh it was wet.

    My mood this morning just couldn’t relax though. I was in go mode. Must do things! What? Anything — just do something so you don’t miss out, Carl. What if the rain ruins the day? But what was it going to ruin? I had nothing planned. I’m going to call this rain-induced FOMO. I got up, dressed, and headed out in the rain for a 7am breakfast.

    The Pullman do a good breakfast buffet, but even that I was rushing. Must eat — more — more!!! Now sickly full, the staff brought over a farewell chocolate platter. Lovely touch — I like special treatment — but oh my gosh I can’t fit anything else in. I rushed back to my room and pondered what I could do now it’s raining. Why do I need to do things now I’m here? Because it’s raining and I’ll miss out on things. My brain works in bloody strange ways.

    I decided to try and nap. Chucked on some mindfulness music and slept for about an hour. Well done. Still feeling very FOMO, so I went for a walk, in the rain, along the beach. The view of the beach from the hotel is scenic, and I imagined how much better it would be if it were sunny. I proceeded onto the beach, feeling the sand beneath my feet. It was a nice exfoliating experience.

    Sadly the beach is a little polluted with rubbish, but it doesn’t seem to stop the small crabs dashing between their holes in the sand. I’m still rushing. Why? Where am I rushing to? There is literally nothing I need, or even want to do today, but I have an overwhelming urgency to get it done as fast as possible anyway. But what is it? I went to the beach — the sand was soft, the water warm as a bathtub — but my mind was racing too fast to notice how lucky I am to be here, even in the rain.

    I got back to the hotel and contemplated a gym workout and steam room before I stopped myself. No. We’re not starting this game on day one. Bed. Rest. You can get up again for lunch at midday. I left the doors open, turned off the aircon, and lay in bed under the fan. The sound of the rain, wind, and water feature outside my room provided the perfect white noise background for a nap — albeit a short one.

    Waking up, I wondered where the patch of blue in the sky was today. My mum used to always say that there’s always a patch of blue somewhere. Sure enough, I looked out from the balcony and staring back at me was a patch of blue. The rain had even stopped.

    Exploring the resort for lunch, I’m shocked that the bar overlooking the ocean only serves Italian. No thanks. I go to the other restaurant that serves Thai, order a pad se eww and decide on mindful eating. Chew, taste, swallow, add more chilli — hello flavour! I write this post as I wait for my order and continue as I eat. Even my writing is fast, tapping the letters out on my phone as if my life depends on it. Slow the f**k down, Carl. I put the phone down and look out the window while I eat and chew. Rushing was keeping me from the moments around me — like the butterflies having somewhat what I hope is hanky panky time on the plants outside, and the massive lizard laying on the edge of the pond. For a moment I thought it was a crocodile!

    The morning wasn’t the start I wanted — probably lucky it was raining though. If it had been sunny and the FOMO kicked in, I probably would have walked a marathon and exhausted myself on day one. Feeling more regulated after this post and lunch. Now ready to actually do the one thing planned today — without rushing so much.
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  • Elephants: My Answer to a Low Mood 🐘

    7. kesäkuuta, Thaimaa ⋅ 🌧 28 °C

    Elephants are the answer to low mood or an overactive mind. Looking into their eyes is like staring into a font of ancient wisdom. They seem to read inside you and look back with exactly the message you need. Or maybe it’s just the bucket of bananas and sugar cane I was holding in my other hand.

    “Stop staring into my eye and feed me, bitch.” I’m guessing it’s more the latter — but I did feel quite invigorated after visiting Elephant Care Phuket, just a 10-minute drive from the hotel.

    I’m normally pretty wary of visiting elephants. All those places that used to force them to perform in circuses or carry tourists around on their backs — it’s a big turn-off. I did some research beforehand and felt reasonably reassured (as much as Google can offer) that this place sits on the more ethical end of the spectrum.

    You can spend a whole day here doing a variety of things, but I just opted for the feeding session. Just to be clear: feeding wild elephants sweet treats is not a good thing to do. But these ladies — and one lone five-year-old gent — aren’t wild.

    Like rescue dogs at the pound, they’ve all been rescued (or rather, purchased) from circuses, riding camps, or the logging industry. Many still sway side to side in a dance-like rhythm — a habit from years of being beaten into submission to perform for crowds. It’s pretty heartbreaking.

    At least here, on 70 acres of land, they get to roam the forest each night and come down for snacks, mud baths, and a scrub-a-dub-dub in the pond from willing tourists each day. They’re still working animals, no doubt — but to this layperson, it feels like a much safer and kinder environment.

    After the feeding, I was handed a little fridge magnet to paint. Time for some art therapy to wrap up the session. Good for connecting with the moment, I guess — though I doubt my multicoloured elephant will be winning any awards.

    A quick Google review scored me a lucky-dip prize — a stuffed elephant I’ll now be lugging around for the rest of my trip. And with that, my day in Phuket wraps up. Just a shower to wash the mud off my legs, a quick bag repack, and then off to the airport for an evening flight to Doha. Hopefully the day’s chaotic start — and calming end with some elephant-inspired art therapy — sets me up better for the rest of this trip.
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  • Phuket to Doha on a Ghost of Virgin Past

    8. kesäkuuta, Qatar ⋅ ☀️ 27 °C

    How do you symbolise a marriage — even a polyamorous one — between two airlines? Well, you could fly around in one of your new bride’s ex-assets that you picked up before tying the knot, I guess. That’s kind of what’s going on with this flight, and it’s something even this avgeek wasn’t expecting. Am I losing my avgeek game?

    Boarding my Qatar 777-300ER flight to Doha this evening, I find myself stepping onto an ex–Virgin Australia plane. I’d been expecting a Cathay Pacific 777, so the old Virgin seats are a pleasant surprise — and, honestly, a bit of an upgrade. We’ll come back to that later, but for now, let’s rewind a couple of hours and start at the beginning.

    I sip a complimentary beer in the humid air while waiting the 30 minutes between hotel checkout and my airport ride. The drive to the airport takes about 15 minutes. I laugh quietly to myself as we pass a shop called “Daily Tops.” Where do I sign up for that?

    In the terminal, the check-in line is huge. Luckily, my Velocity points scored me a business class ticket for this flight, letting me skip the queue. Sure, my Qantas status would’ve done the same—but it wouldn’t have got me into the pointy end. I don’t think of myself as a light traveller, but the couple in front of me have eight suitcases between them. I don’t even own that many clothes!

    The staff kindly link my two bookings, so my bag is tagged all the way to Spain. I’m given a lounge and fast-track voucher and head off to immigration. The lines are huge, and with no sign of where fast track starts, I double back and ask a staff member. Apparently, I needed to see the guy in a suit. Suit guy promptly escorts me through the crew lane. Immigration done—with an assistant—in no time.

    I arrive at the tiny, packed lounge and manage to snag the last seat. Honestly, the terminal looks less crowded. I grab a Coke and some corn chips, but spit them out after the first bite—stale and disgusting. This lounge is a fail. I head back to the terminal for some peace and a fresher snack: Pringles.

    Let’s skip ahead to boarding the 777. Entry is via door 2, straight into the old Virgin Australia bar. The interior hasn’t changed since its Virgin days. Win. I never got to fly Virgin’s 777s, so I’m excited to finally try the hard product. The seats are also way better than the Cathay 777 layout I was expecting. Double win!

    Settled into my seat, I’m excited and super comfortable. It’s a shame the old Virgin Australia went belly up — this was a solid product; they just never quite figured out how to make it profitable. Welcome champagne sipped, pillow fluffed, I’m already feeling a lot more at ease than I did on yesterday’s flight as I take off again, heading further west.

    Qatar offers à la carte dining in business class, although on this short 6.5-hour flight, everyone’s served at once at the start. I begin with the mezze plate, despite knowing this fructose-rich starter is going to piss off my innards. The hummus is great, but the pita bread expired shortly after arrival.

    Next up was beef, potatoes and veggies — obviously described much more fancily than that on the menu. It tasted alright, but nothing to write home about (says the guy literally writing home about it). I’d ordered the coconut something for dessert, but was given ice cream instead. I couldn’t be bothered asking for a change, so I ate it anyway. Why I always eat things my stomach doesn’t like on planes is one of life’s mysteries. I just can’t say no to trying it.

    I’ve only flown Qatar once before, and I remember the food being good, but not melt-in-your-mouth amazing. That memory holds true for this flight too. There also seemed to be a bit of tension among the crew tonight, which somehow managed to affect my palate.

    The crew make my bed while I slip into something more comfortable. I’m slightly judging their choice of large PJs, but it’s still nice to relax. Back at my seat, I remake the bed for a cleaner photo before snuggling in for a nap, soundtracked by the Aussie All Star audio mix on the IFE — in other words, I’m bopping along to Kylie. The bed is genuinely comfortable and perfect for a couple of hours’ rest.

    A bar on a plane is always a novelty, so I have to give it a go — even if I’m not really in the mood for a drink. The stools are taken by men silently sipping their drinks, so I grab a spot on the couch and sip on a can of Coca-Cola (served with ice and lemon, of course). Alex and Dan from the podcast *On Air with Alex and Dan* often talk about Qatar’s popcorn, so I try some too. Crunchy and weirdly comforting.

    With every inflight gimmick ticked off just in time for arrival into Doha, I’m more than ready for a proper sleep — on solid ground this time. I take the airport train and play a kind of hot-or-cold game to find the Sleep ‘n Fly South Node. Eventually I’m tucked inside my pod — like a hard-shell version of a first class suite, minus the frills — and with that, day two comes to a close with a surprisingly decent sleep.
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  • Resetting my Body Clock at 38,000 Feet

    8. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    Waking up in my airport pod, I head over to the Qatar Business Lounge for a quick shower and snack before launching into the final flight — next stop: Málaga. Qatar unfortunately doesn’t let us lowly Emeralds into their First Class lounge, but the Business one is more than enough. I grab some freshly made mint tea at the bar and the tiniest portion of French toast.

    The morning sun is helping me slide into the right time zone. I can’t believe Doha and Spain are only one hour apart, yet this flight is seven hours long! Natural sunlight suppresses melatonin — the hormone that tells your body to sleep — so catching the sun helps reset my body clock. I’d planned this trip to avoid overnight flights where possible. The last one wasn’t technically overnight, but it was dark the whole time, which worked fine. Today’s flight is all about staying awake and keeping that melatonin at bay.

    Hunter-gatherer mode activated, I go looking for my favourite aircraft type — the Airbus A350 — which will be taking me to Spain. Sadly, this one doesn’t feature Qatar’s famous Qsuites. Instead, it has the same open-style seats as their A380s. No privacy, but it makes the cabin feel really light and airy (windows permitting). I slide into 3A and immediately open the blinds for some melatonin-busting sunshine.

    I’ve been talking a lot about sunshine, yeah? I haven’t suddenly decided to go all science-y on you — this is a common gripe in the avgeek community. As I write this mid-breakfast at 9:14am Málaga time, all the window blinds are closed. Well, almost all — I’m the rebel with a cause. I’ve compromised and left the light-filtering shade down, so the sun’s a little muted. Sadly, I can’t see Saudi Arabia below anymore.

    Bit of a rant, but seriously — it’s 9am, folks. Sleeping now will wreck your body clock. (Says the person with terrible sleep patterns.) Alright, sleep rant over before someone brings up my many naps. Back to breakfast: I had the fruit plate, some pastries, and an açaí bowl. I love açaí and thought, why not have it in the sky? It was okay — the food is always beautifully presented but seems to miss that spark.

    I watch Pitch Perfect 2 on the IFE while finishing breakfast and starting this blog post. The movie selection is a bit underwhelming, if I’m honest. The Wi-Fi’s also a little slow, but it does the job — not fast enough for streaming, unless you’re lucky enough to be on a Starlink-equipped plane. (This one isn’t.) Ironically, the slower Wi-Fi costs money, while Starlink is free! As we leave Saudi Arabia, the flight path curves around Jordan and into Egypt before turning more north toward the Mediterranean.

    Eventually, I give in to peer pressure and take a morning nap. To be fair, I take naps a lot anyway. I slip into the medium-sized PJs — a much better fit than last time — and get an hour of rest. Let’s just call it getting ready for Spain.

    The anytime dining service comes in handy, and I order my burger a little earlier than usual. I’m impressed — the burger and chips are solid, not soggy. Yum. Dessert is a cheesecake that’s practically begging for a glass of champagne, so I oblige. Dessert? Delicious. Easily the best part of the meal.

    Later, I have a quick boogie in my seat to A Night with Kylie — I do love a musical at 38,000 feet. Kylie stirs memories of past concerts and happy nights. She’s such an entertainer. Shame the seat doesn’t offer much privacy for a full-on dance routine.

    Excited to get on the ground in Málaga, I finish the flight with a Coke or two and a few episodes of The Golden Girls. I’m more than ready to swap airplane lighting for the golden glow of the Costa del Sol. My plans for a gentle afternoon of sightseeing to fight off the jet lag are calling.

    Hello, European summer 2025! ☀️🇪🇺
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  • Stone Hard Praise: Impress or Oppress?

    8. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    Where to start my adventures in Spain — why not religion? Andalucía draws me in with its rich, religiously influenced history. Centuries of Muslim presence followed by Christian rule have left their mark on this corner of Spain — the architecture, the style, and the food are a fusion of Europe and North Africa. So let’s start with a dominating cathedral.

    I later realised this was the only place I had to pay entry for today, as most museums seem to be free on Sunday afternoons. Was paying AUD $20 to visit a church a worthwhile expense? Probably not — but the building is darn impressive, inside and out. And really, can you visit an old town in Europe and not explore at least one cathedral?

    As is often the case in southern Spain, this cathedral was built on the site of a former mosque. Sadly, unlike some places in the region that retain a blend of Arab and Christian architecture, nothing seems to have survived from the earlier style. But dang, they love their pillars here — or maybe I’m just attracted to big hard shafts.

    I was in awe of the massive stone-carved columns soaring up to hold the many semi-domes what feels like an eternity above — talk about reaching for the heavens! How can all that weight have stayed up for centuries, while my 20-year-old building back home is already struggling with holding up just some plaster?

    Obligatory audio guide in hand, I pretended to learn while mostly just admiring the building. Midway through, my audio guide decided I’d had enough English and switched to Spanish. As a result, I didn’t take in many historical or religious facts — but let’s be honest, that’s not why you really visit a church like this. It’s about the awe of the architecture and the unapologetic display of wealth poured into these religious mansions of centuries past.

    The bell tower that dominates the skyline, ornately carved dome roofs, organs bigger than a family home, intricately sculpted wooden ornaments and religious paraphernalia — it all screams money and power. They certainly don’t build them like this anymore.

    A walkway high above connects the central praying bit (clearly all those years of religious education paid off — I can’t even remember what that part of a church is called). I don’t want to be up that high, but we must look like ants from up there. I guess that’s how I feel about religious institutions now — places that, while conceptually meant to make you feel included, often view you from above as tiny and indistinct, unable to see the uniqueness of the individual and instead encouraging uniformity.

    In awe of the spectacle that is this building, I’m already churched out — cut to me still visiting many others later in the trip. Time to get back outside and explore the rest of this seaside city.
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  • Alcazár: Leg Day Meets Arabian Vibes

    8. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    Every time I hear the word Alcazár, the Swedish pop song Crying at the Discotheque starts playing in my head. Of course, in Andalucía, Alcazár has a different meaning — basically Arab palace or castle. With the Christians covered off this morning in my cathedral visit, it was time to turn to the Moorish influence on the city.

    On the edge of the old town, the Alcazár climbs the hill overlooking the city — as do I, weaving through the defensive walls and up stone-lined paths throughout the palace. One of the striking differences between places and castles in the Muslim world and those medieval strongholds across Europe is the stylish door openings, or puertas if I’m trying my Spanish. These stone arches have a desert Aladdin vibe that really draws me in — hopefully that’s not culturally offensive.

    I need the inspiration, because the uphill climb through the palace takes some energy. Invaders would’ve needed to train on stairs and never miss leg day to raid this place. Throughout the palace, various courtyards with gardens and ponds overlook the outer walls and offer great views of the city below. The similarities between the haves looking down on the have-nots — whether from this Moorish castle or the Christian cathedral earlier — aren’t lost on me. I imagine rulers sipping mint tea, watching across their empire from up here.

    A great Alcazár feature are their orangeries. Alas, this one’s is in a bit of a sad state and looks quite basic compared to the ones in Granada, Seville, and Córdoba. Another tell is the pools and drainage channels throughout the entire complex. While this Alcazár has a more utilitarian feel than others in the region, it’s still an interesting visit.

    At the top of the open sections of the palace, I look up to see more ruins before another palace much higher up. Below are views across the sea and the city. I can see why they chose this spot to set up shop — location, location, location.

    What goes up must come down. As I wander back down, I get lost a few times. Invading this palace would take strong legs and maybe a Hansel and Gretel-style breadcrumb trail to find your way back out.

    So far today I’ve visited the big-ticket Christian and Moorish remnants. But it wasn’t just those two groups who left their mark here — the Romans had their turn too. Alas, all that’s left of the Romans (well, that I can see without doing any real research) is the Roman Theatre.

    At the foot of the palace, the theatre ruins now overlook a small square — occupied by a man entertaining kids and adults alike blowing bubbles. The ruins aren’t accessible, but they’re small and easy to view from the square. I imagine a string quartet performing here, or maybe a play by William Shakespeare. That’d be over a thousand years after the Romans left, but hey, sometimes you need a little imagination to bring a ruin to life.

    I contemplate taking the 20-minute walk uphill to the next Alcazár, Castillo de Gibralfaro. I figure I’m only here once, so I start the walk. Two minutes in, I give up. I may be here only once, but unlike the Moors of the past, I skip leg day and just can’t be bothered spending that kind of energy today. Instead, I wander the streets of Málaga’s old town and settle in for an afternoon beer under an umbrella, flicking through all the photos I’ve taken today.

    > Tip: The Alcazár is free to enter after 2pm on Sundays. No tickets, just wander in!
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  • Rushing to Resting: My Málaga Shift

    8. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ 🌙 23 °C

    History were the first two stops in my exploration of Málaga. If I’m honest, I was moving at a million miles an hour to make sure I ticked everything off my afternoon list. I was still able to enjoy both the cathedral and the Alcazaba, but I’d done it quickly. So despite all my planning, I was back in that all-or-nothing mode — getting it done as opposed to actually doing it. It’s funny how I don’t even notice when I’ve slipped into that mindset, racing around like the Energiser Bunny. I wonder what I must look like to others when I’m in that mode.

    It wasn’t until I realised I was somehow hours ahead of schedule that it clicked what I was doing. I sat down on the ground near the Roman Theatre, watching a man filling the square with bubbles, and realised it was time to slow down. I stayed there for a while just watching people of all ages interact with the bubbles. I also bought a bottle of water and actually drank it. Eating and drinking are two of the first things I forget when I get into a doing-things mode. It becomes a problem if I let it run too long — I’m burning all this energy but not refuelling at all.

    I’d technically “done” everything I planned to do this evening, but because I’d rushed, I now had way more time than expected before dinner or bed were calling. I figured I’d get a head start on tomorrow’s to-do list, so I headed to the Picasso Museum. The queue was ridiculous, so instead I visited his childhood home. No queue there at all, and free entry — bonus. Other than the IKEA editions I’ve got hanging at home, I don’t really know much about Picasso. Impressionism, Cubism, and all those arty-farty words go over my head, but I do enjoy looking at his work — even if I couldn’t tell you what it’s supposed to be called.

    Early Picasso childhood complete, and rather than diving back into Google Maps for more things to tick off, I decided to just sit and watch the world go by in a nearby square. I found a bar called Carmen’s Bar, apparently a local gay bar. I sat down, strangely (for me), ordered a beer and a water, and took some time to scroll through today’s photos and videos — there are a lot! The bar was pretty empty. I later realised that Torremolinos Pride was happening this week, and a big beach party was wrapping up today. All the gays were obviously there.

    Beer slowly drunk, and lightweight me feeling a little tipsy after drinking on an empty stomach, I decided to wander back to the hotel and recharge before dinner. I’ve learned from previous trips to Spain that there’s no point trying to find food at 6pm — dinner here doesn’t really kick off until at least 8. Back at the hotel I pottered about online, posted a few more photos on Instagram, and debated skipping dinner entirely and heading straight to bed. But I resisted and headed back out in search of tapas.

    Tapas dreams were quickly dashed by the smell of pizza just a few streets into my walk. I ordered a diavola and demolished it in minutes. I was hungry and clearly needed it. By now, yawns were leaking from my mouth with increasing frequency. Like a mother’s contractions before childbirth, the shrinking gaps between yawns signalled it was definitely time for bed.
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  • Málaga: Boulevards, Beach & Brushstrokes

    9. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ☁️ 24 °C

    No rushing today, just a leisurely midday hotel departure to wander around Málaga for the afternoon, before heading across the sea to Morocco tonight. It’ll be an artsy visit today, aiming to see a gallery, the Picasso Museum and some interesting buildings along the way. I’ve recently discovered an enjoyment of looking at art. I don’t get it, can rarely guess the artist’s intentions, but I find it a peaceful activity. It’s also by nature quite a slow activity.

    Walking through the shipyard markets, I’m impressed by the wrought iron construction and stained glass window over the main entrance. It’s the kind of detail you don’t find in modern construction—the artistic flair. I find it fascinating how tourists (myself included) are drawn to fresh food markets. Are we planning a big cook-up where we need fresh spices, fruits and vegetables? Have we not seen food before? Surrounded by food, I remember to eat—something I’m not great at when I travel but seem to do nonstop at home.

    I find a cute little vegetarian café serving a healthy-looking brunch. Lentils, kale, avocado, quinoa—I’m practically a health junkie after this filling breakfast. That is, if we forget to mention the bottle of Coca-Cola I had while waiting to check out of the hotel earlier. I sit for about an hour in the café—eating and writing a blog post. Trying to stay slow today, don’t want to burn out straight away.

    Energy levels restored, it was time to get my arty-farty flair on. First stop: the Picasso Museum—only to find the queue just as long as yesterday. I pre-booked a ticket for later instead of lining up. So I skipped ahead to the more modern-looking gallery down by the marina. A slow walk through the streets and then a palm-lined boulevard park reminded me how different today’s pace was from yesterday’s.

    At the end of the park, I reached the colourful glass cube sitting above the Centre Pompidou Málaga—beneath it, galleries and exhibition spaces. Despite planning this trip more thoroughly than usual, I hadn’t clocked that most of the main galleries were in changeover. Only one temporary exhibition was open: a collection by Vasily Kandinsky, a Russian painter I knew nothing about before today. Aside from a quick post-visit Google, I still know very little—but his work is stunning.

    In retrospect, it was kind of fortuitous that only one gallery was open. It helped me stay slow—no FOMO, no rushing to see everything. Just a casual visit, chill air conditioning, and a few paintings. Gallery done, I added a stroll along the waterfront to the itinerary. I didn’t think I was in the market for a superyacht today, but if I were, there are a few here even seasick me would be comfortable in. My favourite was the one with its own garage for a speedboat. Size does matter sometimes.

    Opposite the marina, I wandered down to the city beach. Strewn with umbrellas and beach bars where you can rent a cabana for the day, the sand had a gravelly, grey-dusty appearance. A few steps in and my black shoes were grey, so I retreated to the sealed path and wandered a few blocks—realising I’m just not a beach person—and headed back for the shade of the city park. Were these the same beaches where drunken passengers from that *Airline* show in the early 2000s got sunburnt and missed their flights? That was my only prior knowledge of Málaga—unless it was Alicante?

    The heat was getting to me, so I bought a bottle of water and sat in a little garden beneath the Alcazar I visited yesterday. A sit-in-the-park rest was on my schedule today, and it was starting to feel necessary. I think I’ve missed the worst of the jet lag, but my body’s still telling me to slow down—or at least escape the sun. It’s technically a nap-free day, so I need to take it easy on myself.

    Hydrated and recharged, it was time for my Picasso slot. Ahh, the air conditioning was the relief I needed—oh, and the art wasn’t bad either. I’m still convinced that to be a “good” artist, it’s not always about the work itself—it’s the branding, the hype, and how random (or clever) the paragraph is that explains it. Abstract basically means: make of it what you will. This might sound odd, but I’m often drawn to the colours of the gallery walls—shades that work brilliantly here, but would look absurd in your living room.

    Art suitably appreciated, it was time to call my brief stay in Málaga to a close with a leisurely stroll back to the hotel to grab my bags and head to the aeropuerto. Regrets on visiting? None, really. I probably would’ve liked to arrive a little earlier and squeeze in a day trip to Torremolinos for Pride Week—but as an introvert travelling solo, that might not have been my scene. Still, anyone up for helping me win back my gay licence with a tour-de-European-prides in 2026?
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  • Spain or Ryanair to Morocco?

    9. kesäkuuta, Marokko ⋅ ⛅ 23 °C

    Oh what a queue—or should I say, what a lot of queues. That’s what greeted me at Málaga airport, arriving to fly down to Morocco tonight on the legendary luxury carrier: Ryanair. Looking at the lines—for check-in and security—I genuinely considered not travelling today. I thought to myself: do I really need to go to Morocco tonight? Or do I just stay in Spain a few extra nights? That has literally never happened to me at an airport before. Normally I’m like a kid in a candy store, just excited by the chaos that airports can sometimes be.

    I was relieved to find that Ryanair was the only airline with no queue at all for check-in. How is the cheapest airline the most efficient at checking people in? Probably because it’s a requirement to DIY online before you get to the airport, and then check your bag yourself too. Want someone to do it for you? That’ll be €55, thanks. Seriously contemplating whether to take my flight or bail and stay in Spain, I opted for a €10 fast-track pass to skip the security line, self-check my bag, and dodge the massive queue. Looks like Morocco is still on the cards tonight.

    European airports love to make you shop, so they don’t show the gates until the last minute—ideally keeping you spending in duty-free for as long as possible. While my gate isn’t posted yet, I know I need to clear passport control before my flight, so I grab a snack and use the Flighty app’s tips to clear passport control at the B gates. Post-passport control is a little bare and in need of some sprucing up, but I find a jamón and cheese roll, a power charging point, and chill before my flight.

    I board on time, climbing the inbuilt airstairs of the Boeing 737-800 and take my seat in 7A by the window. Ryanair are the only airline I know of with built-in airstairs—anything to save a buck by needing less ground support. Once onboard, we push back early for the super long flight down to Tangier—a whopping 25 minutes in the air. We all like to throw shade at Ryanair for their no-frills, definitely no-luxury, budget flair—but if I’m honest, for around AUD $30, the seat is fine for such a short flight.

    The seatbelt sign switches off briefly after takeoff, allowing just enough time for the sales trolley to zoom down the aisle—alas, no one’s buying anything on this short-arse flight. I munch on some snacks I picked up at the airport and stare out the window, waiting for that first glimpse of the Moroccan coastline.

    I don’t have to wait long. The coast, complete with the Rif mountain range, comes into view. In no time I’m descending into Tangier, with a brief trip out over the Atlantic to line up for approach—not sure if this counts as my first transatlantic flight, though. The sun is setting as we fly over a beach (a plane spotter’s delight) and touch down in country number 54. Welcome to Morocco!

    Immigration and customs are done pretty efficiently, and I’m soon in my pre-booked ride to the hotel—feeling a little queasy and dehydrated after a day of wandering. I’m hoping this all passes by morning so I can enjoy Morocco. Otherwise… maybe I should’ve leaned into my instincts back at check-in and stayed in Spain for some chill time. Only the morning will tell whether I made the right call.
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  • It Didn’t Make My Tangier Insta Story

    10. kesäkuuta, Marokko ⋅ ☁️ 24 °C

    Today I was supposed to be off for a day trip to the blue medina of Chefchaouen. Alas, I had a bad sleep, woke up sweaty from the humidity, and still felt queasy. Was it the healthy lunch from yesterday, the ham and cheese roll, or a lack of water that got me feeling rubbish? I don’t know what it was, but the idea of driving two hours each way feeling sick didn’t seem like fun. I cancelled my 9am pick-up, managed a few mouthfuls of food at breakfast, and went back to sleep—hoping to feel better later in the day.

    My anxiety doesn’t help me when I get sick travelling. Where did I get sick? Why am I sick? How long is it going to last? What will I miss out on? Will it get worse? These questions all fill my mind, often resulting in frantic Googling for a diagnosis and cure. Doctor Google is never your friend—it always goes worst-case scenario. I felt myself escalating, so I opened the Calm app for a meditation, then fell asleep to an episode of *Fawlty Towers*. Old UK comedy is strangely calming for me.

    Waking again around midday, I decided I needed food. I wasn’t hungry, but I knew not eating would only make me feel worse. I’d researched restaurants using *Lonely Planet* before arrival and walked to the nearby Alma Café to get some lunch. The humidity was high and the walk uphill, so I arrived drenched in sweat and needing something to quell the nausea fast.

    I’d committed to the pumpkin risotto on the online menu—only to find it wasn’t on the real-life one today. Google fail. I went for the kofta instead, which came with shredded carrot and quinoa. Despite the nausea, the food went down a treat—washed down with a mint and lemon lemonade. Mint lemonade is my new favourite drink—these dry countries really know how to make a refreshing mocktail.

    Maybe it’s just a lack of food making me feel off? Or is it anxiety itself making me queasy?

    Lunch done, the urge to go back to the hotel and rest was strong. An anxious morning had zapped my energy, leaving me in a low mood. While I wanted to explore the old city, my mood didn’t want me to go. A clash of FOMO and the desire to sleep played out in my mind. I decided to push myself just a little. Let’s walk five minutes along the beach—it’s flat and reassuring. So off I went.

    As I walked, the buildings weren’t that interesting to look at, which made it harder to build motivation to keep going. But in the not-so-far distance, I could see the medina. I convinced myself to just walk to the base of it, then head back for a rest. Arriving at the base, excitement finally took over from the desire to sleep.

    Let’s go exploring.
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  • Mapless Wanders: Finding the Kasbah

    10. kesäkuuta, Marokko ⋅ ☁️ 23 °C

    With a new lease on energy, I set out to explore the ancient medina and Kasbah of Tangier. Once a hub of writers, artists, and cultural exchange, the narrow streets form a maze climbing the hill, surrounded by centuries-old city walls. I started on what you might call a main street, but it’s hard to tell—tightly packed buildings block GPS, so the map is basically useless. This expedition is going off-map—just a wander with no plan but to take it all in.

    All I know about this place is that it’s been around for a long time. Phoenicians, Romans, Arabs, Portuguese, and now Moroccan influences have all left their mark on this maze. It was built for trade and defense, the walls protecting a city that’s always been busy with life. Trading is still alive and well, though I’m not sure the *I ❤️ Tangier* t-shirts were flying off stalls in Roman times.

    Touristy junk aside, there’s still some more authentic stuff for sale—rugs, bright-colored clothes, shops overflowing with fabrics and hand-painted ceramics. I was expecting more of a hard sell, but maybe I don’t look like a rug-and-silk buyer today. With no one hustling me, I take in the views, noticing how each side alley branches off into another, all of them tightly packed with goods and stories.

    Perched at the top of the medina is the Kasbah—a historic fortified palace. I figured I’d aim for it, and with GPS still useless, my strategy was simple: go uphill at every turn. My stunning display of geographical intuition pays off, and soon I’m walking through what would once have been a locked gate and into the Kasbah.

    It seems Tuesdays are a day of closures, but I do find a small gallery open inside the old fort walls. It leads out to a deck—not a lido deck, but home to a massive cannon still pointing out to sea, ready to defend the palace from imagined fleets. The sea breeze is refreshing and dries some of the sweat I’ve collected on the walk up. Did I mention it’s 80% humidity today?

    Inside the gallery are some beautiful paintings housed in a small room above the deck. They stare out through timber-lined windows across the sea, like they’re still guarding the fort. Outside, there’s a horse sculpture that seems to come to life as I pass—maybe it’s making its escape with me too?

    Having reached the top, I decide not to push my luck on energy levels and begin a leisurely descent back toward the hotel. That is, until I stumble on a café Lonely Planet recommended for its rooftop terrace and mint tea. Google Maps says it’s closed—but it isn’t. I find the entrance down a tiny alley, step through the kitchen, and climb a narrow staircase to a terrace above the city.

    While the tagine the woman next to me ordered smells incredible, I instead opt for a virgin mojito and an orange blossom crêpe—a nod to the French influence in Morocco, where French and Arabic are both commonly spoken. Le Salon Bleu’s rooftop terrace looks out over the medina walls and across the sea. The breeze and the fresh mint in my mojito are perfect for a day like this. The local cats seem unimpressed by my crêpe and more interested in my neighbour’s chicken tagine. She tries gently to shoo them away with her book. I go for a more direct approach and pick one up to set it back on the ground.

    Suitably refreshed and replenished, I continue downhill toward the hotel. The opposite of my uphill plan: at every intersection, I turn downhill. It mostly works, although occasionally I’m forced uphill again. I stop to photograph some rugs hanging above a window and am greeted by the maker’s son, who proudly tells me they’re handmade by his mum. A lovely moment, but a rug purchase isn’t in today’s plans. I can’t help but wonder how many rugs get sold—“Yes, I’ll take one family-sized rug to go, please.” Good luck fitting that into Ryanair’s cabin baggage limits.

    As I make my own way out of the medina, two boys approach and start chatting in a blur of Arabic, French, and a bit of English. Each sentence is a mix of all three, so it’s hard to follow. They offer unsolicited directions—“Kasbah… no Kasbah”—and seem keen for me to follow them. I politely decline. One, because they’re taking me back the way I just came, and two, because following small children through side alleys makes me feel deeply uncomfortable.

    A few more successful downhill turns and I’m finally through one of the medina’s old gates and back on the road that hugs the port and beach. Living here must come with an amazing sense of direction—it’s like a permanent life inside a maze. Compared to the Alcazaba in Málaga, this medina is on a whole different level. Any would-be invader would need a very clued-in guide to make it through. Pleased with myself for getting out and exploring today, I walk slowly along the waterfront and head back to the hotel, enjoying the cooling breeze from my open window.
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  • Barcelona Bound: A Ryanair Kind of Day

    11. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ⛅ 30 °C

    After a short stay in Tangier, it was time to fly north again — across the Strait of Gibraltar and up to Barcelona to meet my cousin Peta for a few nights. Back on the Ryanair bus today. I’m an airline snob, but their dirt-cheap prices are hard to resist. The rides to or from the airport cost more than the airfare itself — even with extras like luggage and a snack.

    I could turn this one-hour flight into a long-form narrative, but honestly, there’s not much to say about Ryanair. They get you to the airport ridiculously early, herd you to board even earlier, then make you stand around on the tarmac waiting for the incoming plane to land and unload — before letting everyone rush on like ants to a honeypot.

    Once in the air, the trolley rolls through with pricey snacks — which I indulge in — followed by scratchcards promising a shot at a million euros. I pass on those. The view of Gibraltar on the way sparks memories of my first visit to Spain, when I walked across the runway and then the border. Such an interesting rock — highly recommend a visit if you haven’t been.

    Landing in Barcelona, our flight and a few plane-loads of British lads on summer holidays are herded into a packed immigration hall. Only four border officers on duty to process hundreds of passengers. I guess Ryanair doesn’t pay for speedy immigration. The friendly border agent stamps passports at lightning speed to keep the queue moving — no time for interrogations today.

    Any Ryanair savings are wiped out by the Uber ride to my hotel — I’m too lazy to bus and walk with a suitcase today. Here I am, back in Barcelona, waiting to see if it can redeem itself on this visit. Will Team Madrid convert to Team Barcelona? Give me a few days — I’ll let you know.
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  • Checking out D in Barcelona

    11. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    Arriving in Barcelona and settling into the hotel, I had an evening to explore before meeting up with Peta. But first—I needed to remember to eat. Some people travel just to eat; I have to make conscious efforts to stop and eat at regular intervals. I opted for a super traditional Spanish dish of pho from a little corner restaurant behind the hotel. An interesting take on the noodles, which were more fettuccine than the standard pho noodles I’m used to. The fresh chilli gave me a refreshing boost of energy to tackle an early evening of exploration.

    At this point in the trip, I feel I’m giving off art tourist vibes—galleries have been the theme so far. Continuing on that, I decide on the DHub museum. No, not that kind of D (sadly, as there appear to be some fine specimens around here), but a design museum. Walking up to the museum, I pass what appears to be a scrap metal deposit depot. A steady stream of men pushing supermarket trolleys overloaded with wire, refrigerator parts, and other random metals enter the warehouse to deposit their hauls—where are they getting this from?

    I ponder the source of the scrap metal as I walk the remaining 10 minutes to the museum. It’s open for another hour, so I buy a ticket and start on the ground floor. The museum is dedicated to the history of design from the 1980s to today. Like art, I don’t understand design principles, fashion, or style—but the gallery did well to provide a narrative of how things have changed, both in terms of aesthetics and sustainability.

    The first gallery would have made my friend Bec drool with excitement over the extensive collection of chairs from the decades. It wasn’t all chairs—a lot of other random stuff here too, all well presented and comparing the story of design for style or practicality. A few photos taken of chairs for Bec, I head upstairs to learn about graphic design changes over the decades.

    This gallery features selected posters, magazines, and other graphic pieces from over the years. Beyond the bright colours and retro designs, I was drawn to a timeline on the back wall. It mapped world events (think Iraq war, AIDS epidemic) to major design changes and significant outcomes in Spain—an interesting perspective, and a little trip down memory lane to the days of the first CD-ROMs and beyond.

    With time running out, I head to the final exhibition—unknowingly saving the best for last. The entry corridor features another timeline along each wall, this time tracking technological and philosophical developments from the 1500s to today. You’d need a full day to take it all in, but it covers everything from the evolution of AI to shifting thoughts on gender and sexuality. Whoever put this together in such a captivating way did a brilliant job.

    Like the rest of the gallery, the final area focused on sustainability and awareness. It was divided into sections based on raw materials—think petrochemicals, animal, mineral, plant—with finished products made from each. Some pieces fit perfectly into their category, while others challenged my assumptions, like the pottery cola bottles.

    As I finished the last room, “The gallery is closing” was announced over the speakers—well, in Spanish. A perfectly timed end to a thought-provoking and well-designed design museum. I wander into the nearby park, spotting the Sagrada Família in the distance. I think about walking closer, maybe exploring a bit more, but decide not to push myself. It’ll all still be there tomorrow—I don’t need to do everything today.

    Back at the hotel, Peta arrives not long after me. We catch up over a cocktail in the bar before calling it a night. Barcelona might just be redeeming herself a little on this trip.
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  • Burn: Sorry Picasso, Pottery Ain’t It

    12. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ☀️ 26 °C

    Breakfast done at the hotel, it was time to get out and explore a little more of Barcelona. Last time I was here I didn’t rate the city much — although, to be fair, I didn’t go much further than La Rambla and its heavy tourist feel. While the Gothic Quarter, where the Picasso Museum sits, is still ground zero for tourism, I was picking up a different vibe this time around.

    Maybe it was the bombers (firefighters) arriving at a building fire along my Google Maps route, adding a bit of local authenticity to the walk. Or the smoke-filled lanes that gave the place a creepy, yet oddly cool vibe. Or maybe it was just that it was 9am and dead quiet as I took a slow stroll to see more Picasso. Whatever it was, the place felt less crass than last time.

    For a non-art-knower, this is my second Picasso-themed museum visit this trip. The works were donated to the city after Picasso lived here for a while. Despite the Franco period in Spanish history leading Picasso to cancel the grand opening party, the museum lives on today.

    Even without knowing my art styles, I could see the character development as the museum progressed. His early works seemed to be him learning by copying famous pieces of the time and adding his own flair. Then he started doing more of his own thing — nude ladies seemed to be in fashion. And then, why not take a colour and make it yours? For Picasso, apparently, it was blue.

    Up until this point, it all just seemed like regular art to me — which I guess is fair for an art gallery. Then it shifted into more of what I expect from Picasso: abstract, weird stuff that leaves a lot for the viewer to interpret… or just prompts you to read the paragraph beneath it.

    The palace housing the art is impressive in itself. I often find galleries end up in either repurposed historic buildings or modern, stylistic, purpose-built spaces. Honestly, I usually go more for the building than the art. This one was a pleasant mix of both. Beyond the grand stone entrances, the most palace-like part of the museum was a mirrored room, complete with chandelier. Bring on a Bridgerton scene in here.

    Then I walked into the pottery gallery. Yep — Picasso dabbled in pottery too. Who knew? As someone with two beginner terms of hand-building under my belt, I can confidently say Picasso’s pottery is… rubbish. He should have stuck to the brush and left the potter’s wheel to those with actual talent. Not all skills are transferable.

    Artistic influence complete, I left the museum with plans to check out the chocolate museum next. It’s just around the corner, but as I wander past, I’m not getting a great vibe from the place. I also don’t really feel like eating chocolate — not a great sign when you’re about to visit a chocolate-heavy attraction. I decide to listen to my body, which is calling for some downtime, and head back to the hotel for a nap… still thinking I could be a better potter than Picasso.
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  • Barcelona Bling: Gaudí’s Grand Designs

    12. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ☀️ 27 °C

    On my last visit to Barcelona, I did a city walking tour that focused on the architectural works of Gaudí. Think buildings with extra stuff stuck to them, weird shapes, maybe even something from an alien planet—and then there’s the still unfinished Sagrada Família. It’s a unique style of architecture that won him awards and a decent list of rich families lining up to have him design their casa. Once you’ve seen his work, you kinda get his vibe, and it’s definitely something very distinct. I guess in the late 19th and early 20th centuries you really went all out to show the world you were wealthy—on the actual facade of your home. These days, I guess to be this pretentious you buy a social media platform?

    Skipping forward a few years, on this visit I decided to check out the failed attempt at urbanisation—Park Güell. I take the metro to get there, arriving at Alfonso X station well ahead of time. It’s an uphill walk from here, but I decide to top up my energy levels with a bite to eat at a local café en route. I arrive at this cute little place, which has just the owner and two older customers who look like they have their regular seats. I order a hot chicken and salad roll and a cold can of Coke, and grab one of the many empty seats by the window.

    An audible “Hummph 😤” comes from the elderly lady at the corner table across the aisle as I sit down. She stands, seemingly scolding me with her glare, carefully folds her newspaper, moves one table further away, then unfolds her paper again and resumes reading. Perhaps this is the chairperson of Barcelona’s current anti-tourism campaign. Look at me, making friends already.

    I have no regrets about my café choice—the roll is delish and hits the hunger spot perfectly. Energy levels rising, I start the walk up the hill toward the park entrance for my timed ticket entry. I get slightly distracted watching a local carrying a large pole and wander off track—enough to go further downhill only to have to climb again. That’ll teach my wandering eyes.

    After a decent stair climb, I arrive at the park and pay an arm and a leg for a frozen lemon slushy to refresh myself before heading in. I’ve decided against a guided tour and plan to explore only the more interesting areas—the spots with all the main Gaudí stuff. Visiting in the middle of a June day? Not advisable. It’s bloody hot, and the glare makes taking photos a challenge. If you’re going to look at wild architecture, you’ll want decent photos of it.

    Let’s call the main area a plaza, with coloured mosaic benches lining the edge providing a place to sit and take in the view below. Like many plazas, the golden sand-like surface bakes in the hot sun, with a seaside vibe provided by both the actual palm trees, and the carvings of palm-like trees—or people—into the surrounding rock walls. Like, I get that this is art and not only takes one hell of a mind to think of, but even more skilled craftsmen to build—but I find it all just a tad pretentious.

    I discover the plaza is held up by a series of Romanesque columns, creating a cavern-like space underneath. Maybe it’s the cool shade, but I prefer it down here. The roof, of course, is also curved and includes colourful mosaic elements. Down the elaborate staircase—complete with a giant mosaic lizard—lie the park’s gatehouses (that’s what I’m calling them). These look like something out of a Disney animated movie set in some faraway cartoon land. Over the top, yet also creatively impressive. One is now a gift shop. I refuse to queue for a gift shop, so I take my photos and wonder what the other building is and whether it needs exploring. Turns out it’s a primary school—definitely not for exploring.

    Gaudí’d out, I head back to the hotel, discovering a bus to the metro that would’ve been much more useful for the uphill climb than my downhill return. I know Barcelona is Gaudí land, and I’m not saying I don’t like his work—I just find the grandness, the strange opulence, and the massive display of wealth (and maybe ego) of those who commissioned it a bit hard to get behind. Still, it’s left a lasting impression on Barcelona’s streetscapes, and eventually, the Sagrada Família will be finished—marking the end of a long era of Gaudí’s construction in this city.
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  • Held Hostage by Flamenco? Blink Twice

    12. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ 🌙 24 °C

    So far in Barcelona I’ve explored design, paintings, pottery, and architectural art. So to round out the art theme for today, it made sense to check out some performance art. Peta had a recommendation for the oldest flamenco show in the city. Once her conference wrapped up for the day, we met up and took the metro into the Gothic Quarter to see a show.

    I’m used to travelling solo, so it was refreshing to have company for tonight’s exploring. Having someone to chat to, wander the streets with, and share the evening with has been a bit of a novelty for me lately—a nice one tonight.

    We arrived early, as our confirmation advised, to “ensure you get the best seats,” only to find we were the first ones there—and a bit too early. Turns out the earlier show was still going. We learned the show ran for 40 minutes and were told to come back in 15. After a quick walk around the block, a bit of window shopping, and some chatting, we returned and joined another dozen or so guests—hardly the sell-out the tickets had warned about.

    Peta and I were both keen to see the show and relieved it was only 40 minutes—neither of us were up for something long. Inside, we had our pick of the seats and chose the second row: close, but not too close. Drink in hand, we watched as the performers took to the stage. The cast included two dancers, a singer, a guitarist, and a drummer who seemed to be grumbling about his drum box not working. Oh well—no time to fix that. The show must go on.

    The chemistry-lacking couple started the show with a number where the woman’s eyes just screamed, “help me.” Maybe understanding the lyrics would’ve helped, but her face—especially her eyes—looked completely dead inside. I’m half-convinced she’s being held hostage, forced to perform for gringo tourists night after night. Her dancing was impressive, though, even if it seemed fuelled by rage.

    The duet became a solo when she took a break, leaving the male dancer to perform alone. With his long hair, Peta hoped for some dramatic hair flipping. He delivered a few, and I noticed he had far better chemistry with the guitarist than he ever had with the female dancer. He danced better than I ever could, but his main move seemed to be making loud foot noises.

    The female dancer returned for her solo. I was a bit disappointed by her black dress—something more colourful might’ve lifted the mood—but I guess it matched her dead-inside vibe. Her feet moved at the speed of sound. The tapping more than made up for the missing drum—honestly, the drummer could’ve gone home.

    Everyone but the guitarist took a break, so we got a solo from him. Of all the cast, he was the most attractive, so that was a plus—even if his performance could’ve been a third shorter. It went on for a bit before the rest of the cast returned for a final number. There was more duet dancing, hair spinning, dresses swirling—and by the end, even a few smiles.

    With the performance over, I couldn’t help but wonder—while they may be the oldest-running show in Barcelona, they might not be the best. I still have doubts about whether the cast are actually captives, and I feel for them playing to an audience at maybe 15% capacity. We stepped out into the square and agreed it was worth the ticket, if only to say we’d seen flamenco dancing.

    Making a night of it, we headed to a cute little tapas bar I’d found online. Tucked in a tiny alley (as everything seems to be in this part of Barcelona), we grabbed a table inside a stone-walled, cave-like restaurant. We ordered most of the meat dishes, plus some feta-stuffed peppers for balance, and enjoyed a wine and a beer over several courses. The food was some kind of fusion—tapas meets Asia, maybe? Whatever it was, it was delicious. Expensive, but delish!

    Full after a massive meal, we decided to walk it off on the way back to the hotel. We passed a park, got drawn in by something gold atop a statue, found a little lake, and posed with a giant elephant. An unexpected find, but a lovely way to end my art-inspired day in Barcelona.
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  • Laundry, British Lads & Naps

    13. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ☁️ 26 °C

    Laundry day is one of those things you can never escape as an adult. On the road—or in the air—for a few weeks and eventually you’re going to run out of clean stuff. So this morning was a quiet one. I started my wash cycle at a local laundromat, then set up shop in the café across the street for a fresh breakfast: smoothie, toastie, and a croissant for later.

    Laundry day is also kind of forced downtime, which I appreciated today. A week into the trip, it was time to stop, sit, and not worry about sightseeing for a while. I’ve actually done laundromat visits as a mindfulness exercise before—they’re usually quiet places, with the constant drone of the dryer and the rhythmic thud-thud-thud of the washing machine doing its thing. A surprisingly calming background track.

    I wrote some blog posts while the laundry did its thing. At €13 for a wash and dry, it’s one of the more expensive loads I’ve ever done—but detergent was auto-included, and my clothes came out smelling great. Laundry done, breakfast eaten, and blogs written, it was time for a late-morning nap.

    Passing the time, I chat with a few local guys on Grindr - when in Rome ;) It’s funny how, when we talk to strangers in a foreign language, we end up kind of bastardising English to make it easier to understand. And yet, the Spaniards still talk at a million miles a second. Very few local suggestions obtained, I nap instead.

    Feeling refreshed—but still a little tired—post nap, I decided to check out the hotel’s rooftop pool. I thought about sitting in or beside the water and relaxing before meeting Peta later tonight for some sightseeing.

    Arriving at the rooftop, I found it packed like a club: topless British guys showing off their whitest of white bodies, a few bikini-clad women clearly having their pick of the crowd. The idea of relaxing beside a bunch of drunk straight British lads on their Spanish holiday wasn’t exactly my vibe—even if some of the eye candy was, well, awright.

    Not to be that guy — the “I’m not a tourist, you are” type — but I can’t help wondering if it’s these packs of drunk British lads who’ve made Barcelona’s locals so anti-tourist. I get that Airbnb is pushing up rents and pricing locals out, which is a huge part of the frustration, and yeah, they’re over the rowdy drinking crowds. But are quiet, gallery-wandering, in-bed-by-9pm tourists really the problem? My TikTok reel even got a few “GO HOME” comments, and there’s a protest planned this Sunday where locals will drench tourists with water pistols — alright, that last one honestly sounds kind of refreshing.

    So instead of joining the pasty white (and okay, some ripped) British lads, I retreated to the slightly warm room and had another nap. Recharging the batteries before heading out again for more art tonight.
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  • MOCO, Paradox and the Art of Travel

    13. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ⛅ 26 °C

    With a clean suitcase ready to go tomorrow, I met up with Peta again this evening to, you guessed it, check out some more galleries. I love how everything is open late here — it allows for some downtime without the FOMO feeling of needing to get everything done by 5 p.m. Even though the first gallery was walkable, I took the metro to save a couple of minutes and avoid the heat. While the heat shouldn't bother me as an Australian, it did today. The humidity was high, I was sweating, and just feeling tired. Peta prescribed a sorbet for the heat — good suggestion. Lemon sorbet is so refreshing. The coolness and the sugar hit — what's not to love?

    I arrived a little early so wandered through some nearby shops. I seemed to be in the pottery district, with several cute stores selling expensive clay goods. Later in the day we passed some mini pottery studios, where you could watch the artist at work while browsing their store. One guy was making some pinch pot mugs that I saw on sale for €35 — quite the price for a single mug. I even spotted a “dickramics” piece going for €75. Maybe I should start making those and selling them to the European market.

    Inside MOCO — which I thought stood for Museum of Contemporary Art, though the acronym doesn’t really work — it was all very modern. Think bright colours, political statements, optical illusions with mirrors, and immersive digital displays. They even had a section on NFTs, which I still don’t understand. Is it owning art but only in a digital form, or is it more about owning the concept of the art?

    The more modern gallery drew a younger crowd, so I didn’t feel out of place taking selfies and videos — unlike at the Picasso Museum yesterday where I felt a bit self-conscious. Some of the works surprised me, like a series by Robbie Williams — I didn’t even know he made art. They were colourful, political, and oddly relatable. I even bought something from his collection in the gift shop. There was also a piece by Yayoi Kusama, though unusually in black and white. It took me back to the much more colourful, polka-dot-filled Kusama exhibition I saw in Melbourne earlier this year — full of joy and colour, so this one felt a little out of character.

    Navigating between rooms required stepping outside briefly, which made me appreciate just how blissfully well air-conditioned the gallery was — a smart way to spend a hot afternoon. Souvenirs bought (without spending enough to get my €5 off), we wandered to our next stop, admiring the architecture of some buildings along the way. It was still hot, so we took a quick breather in a very well air-conditioned art store, sitting and looking at art once again — with no intention of buying a piece. The shopkeeper really should have set up their workspace at the back of the store where the A/C was strongest.

    To round out the gallery visits, we headed to the Paradox Museum. The online photos made it look fun and interactive, so I figured why not. We timed our arrival well and basically had the place to ourselves for most of the visit. It was a very hands-on and selfie-encouraging museum dedicated to illusions that mess with your mind. Think optical illusions or sensory tricks — starting off with a nausea-inducing walk through a spinning hall that made me feel like I was drunk… complete with the urge to spew afterwards.

    It reminded me of Scienceworks or Questacon back in Australia — learning how things work by experiencing the illusion or controlling it. We took on zero gravity, cloned ourselves and challenged the clones to a card game, flew through a portal, and blended into the background. I’m a big kid at heart, so it was fun — though by the end, we’d had enough and skipped a few selfie ops.

    Galleried out for the evening, we stopped by a burger joint on the way home for some dinner. I struggled to decide between a burger or chicken and waffles — a meal I’m still mourning after my favourite café in Thornbury that used to serve it shut down six years ago. I’m not over it yet, and I decided against trying the Barcelona version since I knew I’d be too judgy. Skipping drinks tonight, we wandered back to the hotel via the Arc de Triomf — Barcelona edition — then called it an early night.
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  • Funiculars Are Real, God’s Timing Isn’t

    14. kesäkuuta, Espanja ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    It was time to get out of Barcelona and explore something other than art galleries and old buildings—well, okay, there were still going to be some old buildings, just maybe a tad less art. We’d decided to head out to Montserrat, about an hour by train from Plaça d’Espanya. I’d done some research on ways to get there: guided coach tours with winery stops on the way back, guides that accompany you on the train, or the DIY option. Not wanting to be stuck to a group schedule—and not wanting to pay through the nose for a private guide—we went with DIY.

    A metro ride got us to Plaça d’Espanya, only to find we’d missed the regional train by about half an hour. We bought tickets from the vending machine and escaped the heat of the metro system for the heat above ground. Last time I was here the fountains were in full flow, but due to the drought, they’re now dry and turned off. A dry fountain certainly takes some of the magic out of it.

    I made Peta take the escalators instead of the stairs as I tried to conserve some energy on my first planned no-nap day in quite a while—spoiler alert: I ended up napping on the train back later in the day. The climb to the top and back filled the time perfectly, and we returned just in time to catch the R5 train toward Montserrat—or at least most of the way. We’d bought a combo ticket that included the regional train to the base of the mountain, plus the cable car and rack railway up to the top. Or so we thought—more on that later.

    The first part of the ride is underground and pretty forgettable, so I spent it catching up on blog posts. As we got closer to the mountains, we emerged above ground, with hills and rocky peaks coming into view.

    We decided to take the cable car up first since it was the quicker way. Also: I’m terrified of cable cars, so figured ripping off the bandaid early might help with the anxiety. We boarded the little yellow cabin and began the haul up the mountain. Peta took a spot by the window. I stood in the middle, gripping the central pole for dear life, occasionally looking up to take in the view before quickly shifting my gaze back to the metal floor. Every time we passed a tower and the car rocked gently, I tightened my white-knuckle grip. I kept thinking, if the cable snaps and we fall, this pole sure isn’t going to save me—but hey, it felt reassuring.

    Back on solid ground, Peta pointed out that the car’s max capacity of 30 people assumes each passenger weighs about 70kg—an optimistic assumption these days. Luckily, there were only about 20 of us inside. Now officially on the mountain, we paused to figure out what to do next. I hadn’t researched the sights in much detail. I knew we should take in the views, maybe ride the funicular, and definitely see the famous Black Madonna.

    We stopped for a snack first, which turned into an early lunch while we waited in line for food. With some calories in the tank, we walked over to the entrance to the Black Madonna. But all the time slots were already gone for the day. Bit of a miss on my part for not booking in advance.

    Plan B: church. We bought entry tickets and joined the unmoving queue at the front. “Sorry, the mass is running late. Come back at 12:30 or anything later is okay.” They’ve been running mass here for centuries and still can’t get the timing right. Classic.

    We decided to head up the mountain instead and take the funicular—basically just because we could. I love funiculars. They’re a cool form of transport and completely missing from Australia. Peta and I agreed there’s nowhere in any of our cities steep enough, or with enough people willing to climb, to make one viable.

    At the top, we started a short 10-minute hike to St. Joan’s Chapel. There was a nice breeze, but the sun was still brutal. The views, though—spectacular. The stone peaks of the mountains aren’t jagged but rounded, almost smoothed out by millennia of wind and rain. It gives the landscape a unique, otherworldly feel.

    At the chapel, Peta wandered up to read a plaque while I stood in the shade. It’s a solitary little spot—peaceful, good for prayer I suppose. But honestly, after the hike to get up there, you’d want something important to pray about. On the way back, we spotted a rock climber scaling one of the rounded stone formations above us. We took a few selfies and then rode the funicular back down, this time on the opposite side of the mountain for a new view.

    The ride down gave us an amazing look at the monastery—at least when we weren’t being jostled by a pushy family eager to get off. I just barely resisted the urge to trip their annoying kid. Back at church, we found another queue had formed. This time, apparently, the president of something-or-other had decided to stop by for a quick pray. That explained the sudden police presence—including some hot Spanish officers. Arrest me, sir.

    With our legs not keen on doing much more in the heat, we parked ourselves under a shady tree with cold drinks—well, a lemon slushy in my case—and waited for the president to finish his divine appointment.

    Eventually, we got inside the church. And… meh. It didn’t really wow me. A bit too dark and moody. I wanted more bling for the effort it took to get there. I zoomed in on the Black Madonna statue from below—close enough. The statue has a black face and a white body, which left me wondering if this would be considered controversial in 2025. Wasn’t blackface cancelled?

    We popped into the candle room for a final stop. The wave of heat from all the candles hit us immediately. That marked the end of our religious experience for the day. With a tight timeline to get me back to Barcelona in time for my evening flight, we made our way to the rack railway platform.

    We walked over to the rack railway platform, only to be told bluntly by a staff member that our combo ticket didn’t actually include it—despite what our ticket had to say. Our protests were shut down fast with a very sharp “That escalated quickly” tone. Fine. We gave up and walked back to the cable car, which thankfully did accept our ticket. I wasn’t exactly thrilled to be getting back in that wobbly yellow box again, but gravity would help us this time.

    The ride down felt way faster than the trip up. Maybe it was gravity, or maybe I was just eager to be done. I clung to the same pole and avoided looking out the window. A few minutes later we were back on solid ground and transferring to the train home.

    Maybe I should’ve planned it all a bit better, but even with the missed reservations and ticket confusion, I really enjoyed visiting Montserrat. The views from the mountain, the monastery perched in the cliffs, and the rocky landscape made it worth the effort. As a train geek, I would’ve liked to ride the rack railway, but the funicular scratched that itch nicely.

    I dozed off on the way back to the city and woke just before Barcelona. Peta and I said our goodbyes on the metro—she went shopping, and I headed to grab my bag and make my way to the airport.

    I’m glad I gave Barcelona another go on this trip. I’m still Team Madrid, but I connected with the city more this time around. Next time, I’ll make the gay pilgrimage down to Sitges. Anyone up for that? But for now—farewell, Barcelona.
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  • Bergamo: The Not-So-Fun(icular) Way Up

    15. kesäkuuta, Italia ⋅ ⛅ 31 °C

    Google Maps was a bit of a bitch to me today. Starting the day a little late as I needed some rest this morning, I entered the details of the funicular to the upper old town and blindly followed Google’s directions. It’s a very hot day in Bergamo today—aiming for around 35 degrees and quite humid—yet I’m keen to visit the UNESCO-listed upper town of the old city. Built, unsurprisingly, as all good fortress cities of yesteryear were, on the hill overlooking the city and surrounded by impressive Venetian walls, it’s the tourist highlight of Bergamo. A funicular takes visitors up the hill and through the wall—a welcome reduction in stairs to climb.

    That is of course, unless Google directs you to the upper station and you don’t notice, since geographically on the map they look like the same spot—just vertically different. I didn’t realise until I was already well on my way uphill, navigating the quiet Sunday morning backstreets of Bergamo. Most places are still closed today—it is Sunday after all—except for the many barber shops I pass, which are doing a roaring trade clippering guys’ hair. Realising I was already halfway up, I pressed on, entering through the upper gate with an impressive view over the newer city below.

    Sweaty and thirsty, I arrive by foot at the upper funicular station and watch a group of very fresh-looking tourists get off—not a drop of sweat in sight from their uphill climb. Thanks, Google. I make a beeline into the first café I spot, demolishing a slice of vegetarian pizza and a Coca-Cola. I needed that energy boost. Had I taken a moment to ponder, even briefly, I might have noticed the street full of other eating options—many looking a little fancier than the café my hangry eyes locked onto. Oh well, it was cheap and delicious anyway.

    I imagine that I have one of those energy bars like characters in The Sims hovering above my head, and I see it rising to nearly full again after lunch. In a weird insight into my anxiety, I also imagine those bars above friends too—but in this version, they recharge based on whether my interactions with them are good or bad, like a friendship-o-meter. Imaginary bars aside, I take a leisurely wander around the UNESCO old town.

    Like any old town built with old money, it’s got the standard fare. A central square dominated by important old government buildings or banks, with an oversized cathedral or two not far away keeping an eye on affairs. Streets that get narrower as they branch off each other, filled with stores now selling a mix of curiosities, gelato and sweet treats, with tiny bars and cafés that open up into larger spaces behind stone facades dotted here and there. I love a wander through an old town, even if I spend far too much time taking photos of the narrowness like I’ve never seen a laneway before.

    I escape the heat with a little religious side quest into the cathedral. There seem to be two beside each other opposite the main square. I don’t know which is the “right” one to go into, but one has an angry man shooing people away from the entry, while the other doesn’t. My choice made for me, I follow the scent of incense wafting from inside and take a seat to reflect. By chance, my seat is next to a confessional box—or as the sign above labels it, *Penitenziere*. While obviously this is the place to go and do your penance, I can’t help but think of “penitentiary” when I see the Italian spelling. I guess they’re similar—both are punishments, one from God and one from the state.

    I remember my school days at a Catholic school, having to think up something to be sorry for each time we visited the church for confession. Often I’d get a few Hail Marys for not having a properly thought-out sin—it’s like they wanted you to sin properly, not just because you were dragged there and forced. Joke’s on them now though—never once did I confess for my thoughts about the footy boys in their singlets and short shorts. Nor will I now, as I sin in church looking at the well-dressed Italian lads.

    Religious interlude complete—can you really visit Italy without a little bit of God?—I did a slow lap of the old town while enjoying a few scoops of pineapple, ginger and lemon sorbet. Sorbet goes down really well in this heat. My short stopover in Bergamo running low on time, I decide to take the funicular down the hill, to at least allow me a ride on it. Google takes me on a much more direct route back to my hotel through the wider main streets, avoiding the winding maze of the lower old town. While my flight routes took me to Bergamo, I’m glad I got to explore its upper old town during this short little intra-European stopover—although, as I’ll soon find out, this stopover isn’t going to be as short as I originally planned.
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  • Bergamo to Bosnia, Eventually

    16. kesäkuuta, Bosnia ja Hertsegovina ⋅ ⛅ 32 °C

    Okay, so the whole point of coming to Bergamo was to connect to this direct flight down to Mostar in Bosnia. There aren’t many direct flights to Mostar and this little airline I’d never heard of, SkyAlps, seems to have the most routes going there. Also, it’s me — I love trying new airlines no one has heard of. With a bit of time to spare, I saved the taxi fare and took the airport bus out to Bergamo Airport (if we were flying Ryanair, we’d be calling it Milan).

    The airport’s a bit crowded and requires some backtracking — you enter, check in, then double back to reach security. But I find the Mostar check-in desk, staffed by a friendly-looking woman wearing standout yellow flower-framed glasses. I know my bag is a few kilos over the low 15kg allowance, so I figure a charm offensive might help. It doesn’t. I pay €33 for my bag to come with me.

    Through security and up into the maze of shops, I grab some lunch and eat it before clearing immigration. They even let my Aussie passport use the automatic passport control gates, which is a win for speed — while the Brits behind me get sent to the manual lane. Italy hasn’t forgotten Brexit.

    As if the airline saw me clear passport control, I get a text saying my flight is delayed an hour. Not ideal, as there’s less to do post-immigration, but I’ll survive. An hour later, another text comes — another delay. Avgeek mode kicks in and I start tracking my plane. Or rather, the lack of one.

    I’m expecting a Dash 8, which SkyAlps usually operates, but instead I find an E190 currently in Mostar, scheduled to operate my flight. It’s a Marathon Airways E190 flying on behalf of SkyAlps. These ACMI leases (Aircraft, Crew, Maintenance and Insurance) are common in Europe — Air Baltic is a big player in this space. This plane’s been sitting in Mostar since yesterday, so I’m guessing something’s wrong with it or the crew, making it late getting to me.

    Another hour passes. Another delay text. While I’d rather be on my way to Mostar — I’ve only got one night there — I’m also getting excited about the €250 I could be entitled to if we’re delayed more than three hours. If I’m going to be late, I may as well get something out of it. For those unfamiliar, EU261 outlines what airlines owe passengers in the event of delays or cancellations. For my short flight, a delay of three hours or more means €250 in my pocket.

    Mentally, I’m already spending the money when I get the email:

    “We wish to inform you that your SkyAlps flight BQ1989, originally scheduled for today, 15.06.2025, has been rescheduled for tomorrow...”

    Well, I wanted the compensation, but not at the expense of stuffing up my itinerary. Oh well. The email says airline staff will help arrange accommodation and transport. The catch? Finding them.

    There’s some chatter at the gate, mostly in Italian, so I don’t really know what’s going on. I chat to an American couple and their daughter — they haven’t seen the email yet, so I break the news.

    An announcement tells us to head to check-in desk 4. Easier said than done, as we’ve already cleared immigration. Me and the couple go back to the border officer, I explain our flight was cancelled, and he literally crosses out our stamps and waves us through.

    I stop at lost and found to ask about my bag. They say to go to belt 4. I head there — no bags. I wait. Then another announcement comes: go to ticket counter 4. I track my bag using my AirTag and see it’s back in the check-in hall. Presuming the airline already has it, I follow the instructions and exit without it — a mistake I’ll be scolded for later by the same lost and found lady.

    At ticket counter 4, they say a shuttle is being arranged once hotel bookings are confirmed. I ask about my bag. “Oh, go to lost and found, they have it,” I’m told. My AirTag still shows it in the check-in hall, but I try lost and found again — this time landside.

    I arrive to find it closed. I buzz anyway. The same staff member answers — now properly irritated. “I told you to wait! Now you can’t go back. We have no people to get the bag. You must wait now,” she says, snatching my boarding pass and pulling down the shutter. Making friends in Italy.

    I wait as a few others show up also asking about bags. She yells at her colleague to make us wait, which feels awkward since the other people here aren’t even from our flight. Turns out only six of us checked bags for this flight. Eventually, someone walks the few steps needed to get them — my AirTag shows mine approaching right as they appear.

    Bags finally in hand, the American family and I head to the information desk, joined now by an older Italian couple who find the whole thing hilarious, and a younger woman who looks frazzled but is trying to herd us into some kind of order.

    The shuttle transport the airport arranged — for around 20 people — has 7 seats. That was never going to work. Every five minutes we’re told another shuttle is only a few minutes away. Eventually it shows. The last seven of us board and get driven to our mystery hotel for the night: Bergamo West. Out near a paddock and a sports centre, with nothing around.

    Check-in is slow. Everyone’s asking the same questions, ignoring the receptionist’s repeated answers. It’s now about 9pm and we haven’t eaten. The hotel doesn’t have a restaurant at night, so they offer to order everyone a pizza.

    “One pizza per person and one drink,” the receptionist repeats over and over.

    “But what pizza do you have?” someone asks.

    “Wait, I ask him in Italian,” says the older Italian man, who proceeds to translate the exact answer we were just given. This is becoming a comedy sketch. A photo of the menu is passed around. I order a ham and pineapple — it was first on the list, and I figured it might dispel the “no pineapple in Italy” myth.

    It takes 90 minutes for the pizzas to arrive. I take mine back to my room, eat it, and call it a night. What a day to get absolutely nowhere.

    With no updates overnight about when we’ll be picked up again, I set an alarm for 7am, grab breakfast, and wait. The new flight is at 11am, so I figure we’ll need to leave by 8:30 to re-check bags, clear security, and immigration. Around then, I head to the lobby and count 15 of us waiting. The receptionist knows nothing. The airline won’t answer calls. We just wait.

    Around 8:45, the American family orders a taxi. I consider doing the same, but at 9:00, a shuttle finally arrives. I cancel the taxi and jump in. The seven seats fill fast, leaving half the group behind.

    Arriving at the airport, it seems they forgot to assign a check-in desk for us. I ask at information. First, they say the flight left yesterday (um, no). Then, after a few calls, someone opens a check-in desk just for me. The others are still waiting in the hall, unclear on what to do, so I direct them to the desk. I drop off my bag and head to security.

    By the time I’m through security and immigration and at the gate, it’s departure time. A slight delay to the delayed flight means I still make the first bus to the aircraft. In the end, 11 of us make the new flight. Where the others ended up, who knows.

    Finally onboard, and the plane is now an E175—operated for Aeroitalia, by Marathon Airways, on behalf of SkyAlps. Talk about convoluted. To make things even funnier, the cabin crew seem to represent all three airlines. The hectic woman from yesterday, who was trying to herd us at the airport, is now in full uniform, working the flight—though it’s unclear whether she’s Marathon or Aeroitalia. With so few people on board, we’re told to sit anywhere between rows 5 and 14 for weight and balance before departure.

    As we taxi to the runway, one of the older Italian women suddenly thinks she left her passport on the bus and asks if the plane can turn around to get it. Despite four crew members calmly insisting it’s probably on board, they still end up calling the cockpit to check if we can return. At this point, I’m convinced I’ve ended up in a hidden camera comedy sketch. I’ve never seen anything like it. Thankfully, just as the call is made, the passport turns up—sitting in the seat pocket. Crisis averted. We take off for Mostar.

    After all the drama getting here, the flight itself is uneventful. I’m given free snacks—sweet or salty—and a Coca-Cola, and watch the scenery drift by. We descend over Croatia and land in Mostar, stepping out onto the tarmac like a private charter, just 11 of us. Next to us sits the aircraft that was supposed to fly yesterday, still parked with nowhere to go. Maybe some of the spare crew on our flight will switch over and finally get it moving. Immigration is quick, and before long I’m finally in country number 55. Welcome to Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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  • Mostar: Stone, Sweat and Speedos

    16. kesäkuuta, Bosnia ja Hertsegovina ⋅ 🌙 24 °C

    With yesterday’s delay, I had to rethink my plans for Bosnia and Herzegovina. I was meant to arrive the day before, stay overnight, and then take a 5pm train to Sarajevo today. Looking at my options, I could try to find somewhere to store my bag, do a quick wander through town, and still take that original train. It would’ve been the cheapest option, but there were too many moving parts—and it was hot. So, I decided I needed a Plan B.

    I decided to stay in Mostar and booked a room at the hotel I was originally meant to stay at. Hopping in a taxi from the airport, I already felt like I’d made the right call. I was hot, tired, and starting to feel like I was pushing the boundary of what I could realistically manage today. At check-in, the staff were lovely—almost apologetic that I’d arrived late—and got me settled in my room quickly. I must’ve looked flushed; they gently suggested I take a rest before exploring.

    I took their advice—just wandered out to get some water and a snack before crashing under the air conditioning. With a big sigh, I knew I’d hit my wall. A nap was badly needed. I set an alarm for 45 minutes. Seemingly seconds later, it went off—nope, not ready. I reset it for another 45 and went straight back to sleep. Waking up from that much-needed double nap, I started thinking through the next part of Plan B: how to get to Sarajevo tomorrow.

    The trains were only at 6am or 5pm. The 5pm one would’ve meant missing my flight and buying a new one the next day. The 6am train sounded painfully early—especially coming from someone still half-asleep from a nap. Looking at other options, I decided on a 9am bus instead. It wouldn’t give me time to explore Sarajevo, but it was probably a better match for where my energy levels were at. I booked it and decided it was time to explore Mostar and see the famous bridge.

    Golly gosh gee wilikers, it’s hot out on the streets of Mostar. My hotel is right in the middle of the old town, where the stone-cobbled streets seem to trap the heat and radiate it back at me—cooking me from above and below. As if that wasn’t enough, the cobbles are polished smooth, making them super slippery too. I grab a bottle of water from the first vendor just a few metres from the hotel and finish it before I even reach the bridge a few minutes later.

    I still felt like I needed more refreshments, though I wasn’t sure if it was from the heat or the sight of the divers in their speedos wandering around Mostar’s famous old bridge. Both were pretty breathtaking—the bridge and the divers. The old town is Mostar’s claim to fame. I don’t even remember pinning it on my Google Maps, but I’m glad it showed up. The bridge (a reconstruction, since the original was destroyed in the war) spans a small gorge, crossing the fast-flowing, crystal-clear river below.

    I couldn’t get over how clear the water was—especially compared to the upside-down brown of the Yarra back home, where you'd probably need antibiotics if you swam in it. This river was stunning. The heat was so intense I was tempted to strip off and jump in—just to cool down. My fear of heights stopped me. Well, that and the thought of standing next to those divers. It would’ve been like an elephant next to a leopard—not something my confidence needed reminding of today.

    I explored the town, buying sorbet, Coca-Cola and water at regular intervals while snapping photos of the old streets. Minarets from the mosques poked above the rooflines—a nice change of scenery after all the cathedrals I’ve been photographing this trip. The old town is clearly geared toward tourists now, selling trinkets and souvenirs with more of a Turkish or Arabic flair. Think mosaic lamps, brass coffee pots, and rugs, alongside the usual magnets and postcards.

    Crossing the bridge again, I made my way down the small gorge to the river’s edge to feel the water. It was refreshingly cool, just as I expected, and I could see why the young guys were diving in to cool off—and show off. Apparently, if you pay them enough, they’ll dive from the old bridge itself instead of the lower platform that anyone can use. Judging by the number of topless guys with slings, bruises, and bandages, this isn’t exactly a low-risk hobby. It reminded me of the scenes in Bali or Thailand, with white guys showing off their motorcycle injuries.

    Heading back to the hotel, I stopped into a supermarket and overheard an Australian accent. It was a family, and the teenage boy suggested they stay in the supermarket all day because it was so cool inside. He had a point—the air conditioning was set to arctic levels. I took my time browsing for snacks and water to cool down before making my final trek across the slippery, heat-soaked cobblestones to the hotel for dinner.

    The hotel had offered me a complimentary dinner at check-in, though that seemed to get lost in translation—it turned into a 10% discount by the time I sat down to eat. The dollar and the Mark are close to parity, which makes conversions easy. I ordered the “meat plate for one” and was served enough meat to feed several. An older British guy started chatting to me while I ate. His “partner” (his quotation marks, not mine) is an American who lives in Germany and was off swimming somewhere. He told me how he stumbled across this town, how confusing GPS is here, and how expensive the data roaming is. But he likes it.

    His partner arrives and he informs her that she's been gone 4 hours, and he'll be drunk soon so she should hurry up. I like her. She shows no signs of hurrying up as she heads off for a shower and doesnt return in the time it takes me to eat this enourmus plate of meat. He orders a couple more beers while I eat and continues to think I'm getting around europe by bus - cause its cheap - despite me telling him numerous times I'm mostly flying. Eventually I give in and agree that I am travelling by bus as it seems easier.

    As the sun began to set behind the mountains—Croatia just beyond them—I went for one last stroll around the old town to see it in the soft evening light. I grabbed another lemon sorbet to cleanse the palate after all that heavy, greasy meat. Exhausted, I called it a night, letting the air con provide a much-needed breeze as I crashed out for my first—and only—night in Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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