Mickelson Cycle Tour

B: Is this what it’s like to be homeless?
K: Yep. Only thing missing is the shopping cart.

B: I can’t do this. I’m going to die.
K: We ARE doing this. So...you ARE doing this and
you’re NOT allowed to die. So that just leaves the
question of HOW you are going to do this.

B: How are you holding that on?
S: With a rubber band.
B: Wow, that’s the fanciest thing I’ve ever seen...and
I’ve seen Versailles.

B: I can’t get back on.
K: Stop with the fancy mounting stuff. Swing your leg over, put your balls on your top tube, your foot on the pedal...and push. (Yes, yet another “Mother of the Year” moment!)Läs mer