Rome

**One Month Roadtripping with Mama: The *Hysterical* Edition** 🚗🤪

So, *picture this*. You’re on a month-long road trip with your *MAMA*. What could go wrong? Spoiler: everything and nothing. It's a wild mix of comedy and chaos! 😅

**Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day, But Our Chaos Was** 🏛️

Yesterday, we hit Rome 🇮🇹 and reunited with my friend of 20 years. To celebrate, we rented a four-person bicycle 🚲 (because why do anything normal, right?). It looked fun but felt like dragging a cement truck. We scream-laughed the whole way while Mama *yelled directions* like we were in the Italian Grand Prix 🏎️. Somehow, we survived—victorious, if not sweaty. 🏅

**The Metro Madness** 🚇

Just as we thought we had the day under control, BAM! My friend gets *pickpocketed* on the metro. 🕵️‍♂️💸 One minute we’re talking gelato 🍦, next minute, their wallet's doing its own Roman tour. 😱 Mama was like, “What can you do but laugh?” (Her other advice: "Never trust a public restroom" 🚽, but that’s another story.)

**Operation Fix It** 🛠️

Today’s about *damage control*. Step one: cheer my friend up with a Colosseum visit 🏟️. Step two: don’t lose anything else. 🧐 Mama and I still have our wallets, so at least there’s pizza and wine in our future 🍕🍷. We’re rolling with the punches 🥊 and making memories (and messes) as we go.

#ShitHappens, but we’ll be fine. *Probably.* 🤷‍♀️😂

*To be continued…* 😬🚗 #RomeAdventures #RoadtripMadness #ColosseumTherapy #MomAndMeLäs mer