So yesterday... oh man, buckle up. We hit a restaurant and I made the EPIC decision to order veal, which honestly tasted like it had been dragged through a mud pit. 🤢 Meanwhile, my mom was over here TRYING TO CHOKE HERSELF ON A BURGER 🍔—like, I'm whacking her on the back, trying to yell "COUGH IT OUT!" People were staring like we just escaped a mental institution, and I kid you not, it was THAT kind of scene. 😳🤦♀️ Oh, did I mention I was sipping coffee? Of course, it was basically lava 🌋, and I spit it right out—straight onto the table—crying and laughing like a maniac. 😭☕💦 #TotalMess #SendHelp #NotReadyForSurvivor
TODAY THOUGH! My friend, aka KING of CHAOS 👑, left SUPER early for the airport. Did we think things would calm down? HAHAHA NOPE. Guess who forgot the car key in MY bag?! YUP. 🙄 He’s off to France without the key and now it's me and Mom’s personal mission to find a post office 🏤 in the middle of Rome to send this thing over the Alps. Like, no big deal, right? #KeyToNowhere #RomeAndRuin
And of course, we’re heading to the Vatican today like proper tourists ✨⛪, so fingers crossed 🤞 we stumble upon a post office while we pray for divine intervention! I mean, if we can find the Sistine Chapel, surely we can find a mail drop, right? Right?! 😂🙏
Dear universe, thank you for all the insane adventures, but seriously, can I get just ONE day where I don’t feel like I’m living in a reality TV show? 🤣 Just one normal, chaos-free day with my mom would be great. Just ONE. 🙏
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