Palma day 7

Palma Day 7: Hangover cardio, suitcase carnage & a date with Zeus' hotter cousin 💃🫠🔥

So let me paint you a picture of chaotic excellence:

Woke up hungover as Satan’s armpit dehydrated, confused, and spiritually crusty. Dragged my half-dead body on my daily powerwalk, because discipline or delusion? We’ll never know.

And OF COURSE, I missed my morning soulmate. You know, Mr. Tall-Blonde-Runs-Like-He’s-Late-For-The-World-Cup.
Probably a marathoner. Maybe a footballer
Definitely my future husband?
and he was nowhere.
Either I missed him, or he sensed my hangover through the air and ran for his life. Fair.

Breakfast? Bomb.
We met our vacay family and they are the literal energy source of this trip.
Adopt me. Immediately.

Poolside vibes followed complete with Greek salad and me trying to feel alive with sunglasses bigger than my trauma.
And THEN it was time for The Date.

Cue me unleashing World War III inside my suitcase.
Clothes flying, lashes stuck to my elbow, deodorant in places it should never be.
I had a full mental breakdown in a bikini and settled on an outfit after screaming at a shoe. STANDARD.

Then HE appeared.

SPANISH- Looking like a GREEK GOD. TALL. HANDSOME. BUILT LIKE A SINFUL STATUE.
Smile? Illegal.
Eyes? Soul-stealing.
Accent? A full-body experience.
Gentleman behavior? I almost proposed.

We started chill with a stroll and a beer (so I could pretend to be calm instead of screaming inside).
Then he casually took me to #Mhares Beach Club to watch the SUNSET like we’re in a sexy indie movie.
We sipped beers, watched the sky turn orange, and I mentally packed my things to move in with his cats.

Next stop? #Tabana.
BABY. LISTEN.
It was giving: Vegas meets Ibiza meets fever dream.
Dancers. Lights. Screams. Glitter.
I screamed, I cried (inside), I spiritually ascended.
I wanted to throw my bra on stage and start a new life.

Oh, and casually?
He has CATS.
And they’re cute. Like disrespectfully cute.
This man has abs, charm, AND cats?
Send help. I’m in too deep.

Wrapped it up feeling like the main character of Princess Diaries

#HungoverButHot #Tabana #MharesBeachClub
#SuitcaseTornado
#ZeusCouldNever
#SunsetAndSins
#TabanaOrNothingもっと詳しく