Palma day 6

Palma Day 6: Beach bimbos, pothole trauma & emotional damage in heels

Let me just start by saying:
WHAT. A. F*CKING. DAY.
Yesterday was a full rollercoaster in heels.

Started off like the sun-kissed angels we are,
chilling on the beach until 3pm soaking up rays, got a bug friend, radiating goddess energy and slowly transforming into lightly salted snacks.

Then we stumbled upon the smoothie bowl of the gods.
I’m talking fruity, creamy, life-altering deliciousness that healed at least 3 childhood wounds.
I saw God in that bowl.

Powernap? Check.
Shower? Check.
Down to dinner, where we reunited with our fave hotel squad.
They treat us like royalty, and honestly? I expect them at my future wedding now. Because they’re basically family at this point.

Then came the bus ride to Palma… aka the sweaty human sardine experience,
and began the mission-impossible club hunt.
Plot twist: almost a complete fail.

Now comes the part where my shoe betrayed me.
In full panic, crossing the street like I’m starring in Fast & Furious: Palma Drift,
I step into the world’s tiniest death trap a.k.a. pothole of doom.
Foot: nearly broken.
Knee: scratched.
Grace: gone.
Me: laughing like I lost all brain cells and bladder control 💀
I wasn’t even drunk JUST chaotic by nature

Then the UNIVERSE finally blessed us with the perfect club ( after we walked for 74 years, through the streets of confusion)
Where I also met the cutest bride-to-be, her sister and their squad
Absolute dancing queens. Vibes immaculate.
Girls, if you’re reading this you deserve all the love, champagne, and glitter in the world. 👑❤️

And THEN we met a truly inspiring guy.
Like, live-your-dreams, sparkle-from-the-inside-out, I def vote for you in life kind of person.
You are the definition of fabulous and fearless. 🤘

Ended the night with my iconic, fierce-as-f*ck bestie,
and honestly?
You are my WARRIOR. My QUEEN. My emotional support tornado.
I love you so much it’s stupid.
I appreciate you beyond words and if I had to step in every pothole in Spain just to be by your side
I WOULD (in flats). ❤️

Now if you’ll excuse me
I need a new knee, a new pair of heels, and maybe a priest.

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