Thailand day 3

Thailand Day 3: Resurrection, Beach Torture & The Waffle Quest 🇹🇭💀🧇

GUESS who resurrected from the dead yesterday.

Yes.
✨ The food poisoned people. ✨
Back. Alive. Upright. Acting like they didn’t just flirt with the afterlife.

Medical mystery.
Biblical vibes.
Jesus is taking notes.

So naturally we went to the beach for “cozy time.”
I survived by aggressively playing a mobile game like it was life support.

Then TRAGEDY.
📉 LOW BATTERY.
And listen
When your phone dies at the beach, BOREDOM HITS LIKE A TRUCK.
You’re left with NOTHING but your thoughts and your own sweat.

I do NOT understand beach people.
What is the joy??
You just lie there.
Sweating.
Marinating like a human kebab.
For ENTERTAINMENT??

Unclear.
Disturbing.
Possibly illegal.

Then it was lunch time.

You remember that AMAZING restaurant from yesterday?
Yes, we went there AGAIN
To show the others.

They forgot my food.
They.
Forgot.
MY.
FOOD.

Suddenly I understood every crime documentary I’ve ever watched.
I tried to stay calm.

So maybe, MAYBE I was the hangry one this time.
But let’s be honest: I still blame my hubby!! because teasing him is my love language 🤫

Then my VERY hungry man announces he needs a WAFFLE.
Not wants.
NEEDS.
Like the Geneva Convention requires it.

So we walked.
And walked.
And WALKED.
This is no longer transportation.
This is our personality.

Back to hotel → powernap
Wake up with a BAM, completely disoriented.
Questioning our life choices.
Unsure what year it is.
Unsure if we live here now.

We meet up with the rest for dinner.

We ate delicious food again. Crispy pork something 🤤
Absolutely worth surviving for.

Then we walked through the biggest market I have EVER seen.
I was fully prepared to call missing people.

But honestly?
Our very white legs would be spotted immediately.
And my hubby’s bald head?
A beacon.
A lighthouse.
Impossible to lose. 🥰😍

After the market we somehow end up at the 90’s House.
Me?

I LIVED for the vibes
Chaos. Music. Joy.
Didn’t understand a single word they were singing.
Did not care.
I was THRIVING 💃

The rest of the gang?
Suspicious.
Concerned.

Unsure if this was safe.
I had the time of my life

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