American Graffiti 2

Dear Diary,

8:30 am: Today iz voting day so weez gets in early making sure Royal Quint gets re-elected cause weez want our Probated Judge to be a “good o’l boy”

9:30 am: That vote’ins hard work so weez went and got us a Dr Peppers at the candy store.

10:30 am: Damn it! spent too much at that candy store so we’s takes our selves to that First National Bank and gets us some of that there money.

11:00 am: Youzz nose what them bank fellas tellz us... weez has to have one of them big city folks type bank accounts to gets us some of that money.

11:15 am: Guess weez gunna have ta sell off some of our shooting irons seen’s them bank folks are so darn ornery.

11:45 am: Darn it cant folks read American, theyz parked one of them darn rice grinders in our all American parkin spots... spose theyz caint speek American seenz theyz ridin foreign bikes theyz speekin foreign too.

12:00 noon: Lunch time, guess we’ll mosey on down to Dusty’s and get us a feed. I never nose, is Dustys the name of the place or iz that describing hiz steaks?Читать далее