December 2016
  • Day6

    Phase 2

    December 29, 2016 in Australia ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    Phase 2. I have convinced Mum and dad that they are, in fact, Mer People! I am encouraging them to go on a long ocean swim to Moreton Island so they can be with their true tribe. They will follow their spirit animal "Rusty-o-lalia" into the deep ocean. Soon the inheritance will be all mine!!!
    Bwa ha ha ha!!!!!
    Now I just have to learn to hypnotize my 2 pesky sisters!
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    Redcliffe Xmas

    December 24, 2016 in Australia ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Xmas eve at Redcliffe with Mum and Dad and Rusty! It's very exciting! Much more exciting than traveling around Australia in a caravan or making snowmen in Dubuque, Iowa. Yes this is as exciting as it gets. Pass me a beer dad!

    Just at the Belvedere pub now. We rode 100km and rescued 3 small children and 5 puppies from a house fire along the way. Time for some well earned refreshment !

    Mum is on her second bottle of rum and singing loudly. The Neighboor's have called the police and she is shouting absurdities at people going to the Red Dolphin fish and chip shop, yelling "chipper, chipper, chipper!"

    It's 4am. We've been partying all night. We've just been kicked out of a strip club and now we are on the run from the cops who want a cut of the profits from all the pingers we've been selling! I'm trying hard to grow a mustache quickly to put them off the trail!
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