Overheard on the streets of Keystone

Harley guy asking in regards to my motorcycle gear: So, you dressed up to go climb Mount Rushmore?

Me: No, we are going to ride up Mount Rushmore and drive along Abraham Lincoln's nose.

Harley guy: Be sure to bring back some moon rocks.

Me: Will do. I hear there are a lot of them up there.

Harley guy drives off.

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