Cambodia

January 2017
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  • Day 1

    My Kingdom Come

    January 9, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 28 °C

    09/01/17

    Bangkok to Siem Reap (Cambodia)

    Get the bus from Bangkok to Siem Reap.

    Crossed the border without any corruption issues. It's quite a lengthy process going out then into a country and made me think how much more of a ball ache tour is going to be once we leave the EU.

    Once into the kingdom of Cambodia... And I mean, straight away.... There is a massive change in architecture to a French colonial style.

    Once over the border we drive for another couple of hours where there are un countable construction projects going on. These are all surrounded by super flat farm land which goes for miles.

    The roads seem good. All houses are up on stilts and generally built from timber with tin roofs except the French style terraced houses which are still detached with starter bars hanging out waiting for their neighbours to be built.

    Cambodia is a relatively new country which has been at war for ages, the French leaving around the 50s. Then the Khmer Rouge took over and basically murdered over a million people who were educated (wore glasses), disabled or weird in any other way. pol pot some crazy hardcore Communist wanted all people to be the same, rice farmers. So her flattened the whole country and turned it into a giant rice paddy and fed em rice. He also destroyed any history the country has by destroying records, books, temples etc. With the exception of Angkor Wat.

    Then long story short the good guys win in the end in the 90s and they're called Cambodia again.

    They are one of the poorest countries in the world.

    We're driving through and their Tuk Tuks are my fave by far using a motorbike in an un enclosed Carr strapped to the back of it. Brilliant.

    We get to a couple of guest houses they're all full... Then we are shown a sister guesthouse across the road and shown a room.... How much? $6. You can't even get a hostel for that. We're buzzing!

    Out for tea and to have a look at the famous pub street. Tea in a restaurant At $3.50 a main. $0.50 a beer. Beer is literally cheaper than water everywhere.

    Back home it's Angkor Wat tomorrow!!!!!
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  • Day 2

    Angkur Waaaaaaaaaaaaat

    January 10, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    10/01/17

    Siem Reap- Cambodia

    Ankhor waaaaaaaat!!!

    Went to Angkor Waaaaaaat today and what a great day it was.

    We were walking for 5am to see sunrise over the beast.

    We managed to keep on target except they put a 6km round trip on to get tickets which we had not allowed for so ended up chartering a Tuk Tuk for the day for $15 plus. $2 for food.

    Everything is done in dollars here as the Cambodian Riel is so devalued. Apparently the economy runs on 95% dollarisation. They don't have American change though so you get that in Reil notes.

    We get in and watch the sunrise (from the wrong place but meh). It's class. We walk over a massive moat, I reckon at least 150m wide and climb in.

    Angkor Wat is absolutely brilliant.... To laugh at!! No it's pretty impressive but my oh my they were not builders. Impressive is the scale of the structure with such steep sides. To get to the top is crazy and they've built stairs over the top as they are so narrow... Even the new stairs were as steep as ladders and many people choose to get up and down them facing the steps.

    Noblets giant feet had no Option but to walk sideways. 😂

    It was a good view at the top to see much of the complex.

    There were many poor details as well as the poor material selection. This has lead to partial collapse in many areas with dodgy repairs (like our living room) left right and centre. But if you weren't looking at that (I have a million pics to discuss with anyone who is interested!) it was pretty impressive. The reason we surmise the building quality wasn't that great was because Cambodian's believed (or were told) that only gods could live in stone or brick buildings, conveniently the king who commissioned the buildings also declared that he was a god. They were built around 1100s

    The people only lived in timber huts which still seems to be, predominantly, the case today.

    Some facts gleaned about Angkor Wat from other people's tour guides...

    45,000 specialist builders on the project.

    All stone was brought by man and animal 65km from the local mountain.(no machines)

    The head of Ankhor wat is 65m high.

    For God and worship not for defence.

    6 libraries 2 outside 4 inside with ponds around the middle.

    We continued our tour and put in some serious steppage then the highlight for me was going to a temple which was totally like an Indiana jones Rolling Stones and crazy tribal temple! It was beautiful!! When the Khmer moved out all of the temples were left abandoned for several centuries... But this one lay lost until the 1900s discovered by a French guy!!!!! Imagine finding it!!!! OMG it was amazing! It's so poetic.... Man destroyed the jungle to make room for its temple.... And then the jungle destroyed the temple to make room for the jungle!

    There are trees growing up and over the structure in a whole manner of ways! It's mind blowingly cool!!!!

    Turns out tomb raider was filmed here aswell!

    We climbed a small mountain for sunset where we could see Angkor wat in the distance and called it a day.

    Defo a great day!!

    Tuk Tuk home and then out for tea (hollys choice = chicken kebab), Noblet was still hungry so ordered noodles and beef for $1 which the woman forgot to make (she was reminded after 40mins sat on the street) lol, followed by a smoothie for me and a roasted scorpion for Charlie 😂😂 I decided to have snake the next night!! (He really didn't enjoy the scorpion by the way!)

    Man: Charlie for being very brave getting up and down the temples!

    Donkey: Charlie and Holly for managing to pull it out of the bag and get to AW for sunrise.... And sitting in the wrong place!
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  • Day 3

    Floating Village, Dry Season?

    January 11, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ☀️ 30 °C

    11/01/17

    Siem Reap

    We hired out Tuk Tuk driver for the full day again today for $25 (we're putting in some serious mileage)

    We travel for around an hour through villages lining the roads. All the houses are timber and clad in either corrugated steel sheet or coconut tree leaves. Most houses have stall set up along the road selling food, baskets hats and fuel for cars sold in 1L sunflower oil bottles.

    Not so sure about this fuel being great for the environment I have read that it is un refined and so creates very toxic fumes when burnt. Pretty sure this won't help the fragile stone of Angkor Waaaat.

    The houses have a large stone kiln outside then used for cooking with a giant wok. The national breakfast here is pork and rice. Fiiit.

    Our first destination is the land mine museum which is a very sobering place. Land mines came into common use during world war 2 (having been used in the 1800s by the U.S. And in WW1). Land mines were designed to maim rather than kill the enemy. The theory being if your guy gets killed, you just have to bury him. If he is injured you have to get him out of danger, and then pay to make him better, thus depleting the enemies resources.

    The museum It was founded by a guy who was a child soldier for the kmher rouge (the commies who killed everyone), he defected and joined the Vietnamese army before applying to join the de mining task force for the UN. Once the UN left he joined the Cambodian task force who was later disbanded. Once on his own he continued to work to de-mine his country. Villagers heard of his work and wrote to him to come to their village to help them. He cleared over 500,000 mines working on his own and with his wife who cleared over 1000. She died aged 28 after an illness. Whilst they were in these villages they found over 25 kids who had been affected by the land mines (amputees). The villages were unable to care for them so they took them back to their home and looked after them.

    The museum showed much of the ordinance that had been detonated and where it was from. Nice enough was that there weren't any British mines or guff in there. In fact the only mention of the British was when Thatcher sent the SAS to help the Khmer Rouge in an operation. And then the fact that we run two large charities (much talk of Diana and Harry) one called HALO and the other I can't remember the name of which are the largest in the world (de mining charities). Nice news we looked like good guys on the whole. Especially compared to the yanks. However even though there was talk of napalm, bombletts they seemed to be plunging a fair amount of cash in aswell. As was done guy called Tom who was the director of bruce almighty... They love tom!

    There was a Cluster Munitions treaty signed in 2008 and most of the world has signed up not to use land mines.... Except, the US (who promised not to but said they had an ongoing commitment to South Korea), India, China, Russia (and a few others) But the countries not signing the treaty which are most likely producing and using these weapons are...India, Myanmar, Pakistan and South Korea. (Bad boys!)

    So basically, everyone is about not blowing people's legs off (including USA) but there are some knobs who still insist on using them.

    We leave the museum abit happier knowing that last year 145 people were injured by mines, where in 1990 it was 1 in 300 people in Cambodia had been injured by a mine. It seems there is a reduction, Afghanistan has the highest number of victims with over 1300 last year.

    The museum shows the change in this as of the children it helps none were amputees. Compared with when it started all were amputees. This is because communities are now better able to take care of kids where there have been accidents. So the museum now looks after disabled kids many of which had polio which was massive in the 90s but has now been cured.

    Then it's onto a floating village.... In dry season... Hmmm.

    We stop at a super local market with no whites on the way and watch the writhing fish and crabs flounder around in shallow water. We finally get around to getting our beloved stick juice.... Which we've been craving since NePAL!

    It's basically sugar cane ground out in front of you on a fantastic little machine on a cart. They then get a plastic bag, fill with ice, pour over the stick juice, and wang a straw in it! Brilliant and simple.

    Back in the Tuk Tuk and we're
    nearly at the floating village which we've been warned can be expensive. $25 each for entry. We drive 3k in the TT and then get on board a long boat. It's just us to and our captain Nini. We take off and within a couple of minutes he's offering Noblet the helm! He jumps at the chance and after a couple of starting issues (fitting his giant foot on to the accelerator string) we're away!!! He does pretty well and sails it for a good 15 minutes. Meanwhile passing us are many fishing boats of varying sizes but non with more than 3 people on board. As we approach the village Nini takes control.

    Obviously it's dry season but the river still flows. Giant houses on stilts are set back 5m or so from the waters edge. The houses sit around 15-20m in the air which is great as it allows you to see their structure! All around us life carries on, women repairing nets, met going out to check their nets, kids bombing it off boats for their baths. It pretty cool.

    The water has a lot of suspended particulates but they're still happy eating out of it.

    The village has a population of around 400 people.

    As we travel along we also see pigs in a pen sat on top of the water. Then we get to some floating restaurants (located on barges) and change boats to a small canoe paddled by a local woman. (Another $10). We climb in and begin to paddle into the forest which has been completely flooded. Apparently these are mangrove forests. These are what has been removed all over Indonesia and the Phillipines and this removal leads to increased risk and damage from tsunami (the forests absorb a lot of the tidal energy)

    We are Merked into buying some pencils for a local school, damn women with their whole trapping us in a boat!!!

    Came back to Siem Reap and go to Anchor Watt Putt (mini golf) where Noblet smashes me! Only whilst on this course do we realise we missed a massive temple. Noblet beats me, bloody hell. I'm the one who's good at this sport.

    There's some Germans in front of us .... They just don't get it! Haha!

    It's $2 for unlimited fish foot nibbling with a free beer. Rock on.
    They also have super cute puppies that are just asleep.

    What a great day!! Love this place!
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  • Day 5

    Irrawaddy in Krati

    January 13, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ☀️ 17 °C

    13/01/17

    Krati

    Today is the day!!!

    We're in Krati where the kids still wave to you and the market is predominantly dried fish! Aka not touristy yet. It has three Tuk Tuks but honest it's not big enough for three.

    We're up again at 6am (surely soon we're due a lie in!?) as we're off river water dolphin spotting!! Yey!!

    So the crack is we're on the Mekong river which runs from
    Loas through Cambodia to the sea. And there are these Dolphins called terra waddy Dolphins live in Cambodia and Loas only. There used to be 2000 dolphins in the Mekong and they were pretty well naturally protected as there wasn't much industry in Cambodia. However, the numbers were reduced when the pol pot regime was in power. They were hunted for oil and meat. Many were also caught up when they started doing electric fishing which from what I gather is where they put an electric fence in the water and fry everything.

    The dolphin has now attracted the WWF who have a permanent office in this little town. Krati has the largest population of remaining Dolphins. It's good to see the WWF actually out in the field and we saw quite a lot of banners asking people to protect them.

    Hopefully this town will experience how Eco tourism can help them, before it's too late for the remaining Dolphins.

    Over the last year there have been several found dead though, some due to water pollution.

    On the plus side our guide had seen some baby Dolphins which are born at around 7kgs this season, this is especially good as they can only give birth every three years.

    They live in 'pods' and the area we are going through has two pods in it at the moment. Because it is dry season and the river is low our guide 'lucky' tells us we have a good chance of seeing them as they stay in the deepest areas of the Mekong during dry season, and many are condensed into one area.

    We head out in a large cattle van 7 of us squeezed in along side the kayaks. We drive for 20km to get to the start. Then it's into the river we go.

    Noblet and I spend the best part of half an hour deciding how best to deal with a double kayak (used to singles) ... This involved some minor team building (bickering) 😂

    Lucky tells us that the river is normally 15m above the water level we are currently at. This means all of the lush islands around us are covered in the 'green season' and explains the houses on stilts!

    Paddling along the submerged trees are amazing to look at but the photos don't do them justice! The photos may also be abit below par because I may or may not have trusted noblanos with the paddling 😂

    We pull through the trees and some particularly fast water and head to s beach for a swim on one of the little Islands. We have some sticky rice and soya beans wrapped up in bamboo sticks for starters and then some fruit which looked like a mix between a minature kiwi fruit and a bunch of grapes (must find the name!)

    When we're in the water we find mineral deposits which look very much like g**d! They're everywhere! Fish come and chew on our feet and skin and we throw in rice which leads to a chomp fest all around us.

    Next we're off to see the 🐬

    On the way one of the girls sharing a kayack sees something flopping around in the mangrove, it turns out its a catfish caught on a line. Lucy's mate jumps in and pulls in the biggest catfish I've ever seen! It's massive at least 10kg and the lads man handle it into the kayak for sale at the market! We're all in shock and buzzing!

    We land on an island, lucky tells us to listen for a snort and then we'll see as much of them as possible. These Dolphins are not like the ones in the sea. They are very mistrustful of humans. They work in groups to breathe, one rests at the bottom for 3 minutes whilst the other swims to the surface, breaths out (you hear a pfffft) then surfaces for about 2/3 seconds before bobbing back down again... All very quick and so difficult to photograph... But they were brilliant!! Swimming all around us.

    Then a tourist boat (with an outboard motor) saw where we were and came and docked next to us. The noise of the engine scared many off and hence our mantra... Take the least damaging form of transport where possible!

    They came and we went paddling along hoping for some more glimpses.... Then amazingly lucky pointed over and we saw a baby and mother surface, brilliant!!

    Some english lads and us avoided eye contact with the shore so we could stay out an extra few minutes, excellent!!

    Man: Noblet for managing to take a photo of a dolphin

    Donkey: holly for saying the 'camera's broken.... Oh no, I've left the lens cap on'
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  • Day 6

    I love tequila!

    January 14, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 30 °C

    14/01/16

    Krati to Phnom phen (Cambodia)

    Attempted to watch water puppets but it got rained off. Decide sod it well make our own shadow puppet show!!

    Found some Spurs fans and watched the baggies get battered.

    One thing for it....

    I love tequila, it makes me happy!
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  • Day 7

    Dancing in the street!

    January 15, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 31 °C

    15/01/16
    Phnom Phen (Cambodia)

    Woke up at 8 ish and Noblet isn't there. Have no recollection of the previous nights activities, last remember googling how to make shadow puppets in an Irish bar??!?

    I've lost Noblet... Where is he? I'm in a cell like hostel with no daylight coming through the barred windows! Alone.... Wait for a long while, no sign.... No phone maybe he has gone out? He never goes out before me.... And always tells me off for waking him up early.... I'm confused but too drunk to do anything!

    Worry not.... He walks in through the door having been at a Boston bar he found watching the American football. He drags me drunk for breakfast and beer.... We continue to drink and talk trump with a load of yanks... They're a good lot this Boston lot. I like them!

    I'm sure I've forgotten something all this time.

    Had quite a few beverages through the day and decide a local aerobics class will make me feel better. Starts at 5.30.... Slow rhythmic clapping, very hard to coordinate! Getting through it and then I see a familiar face bobbing along.... ITS THIRSTY PAKORA!!!!!!!!!

    Wooooo!!!! We greet and meet Tal Her BF.... I remember what I've forgotten, I was meant to meet her here at 5.30 AM!!!! Whupps!! Bad friend.

    Go for beers and catch up! What a great co-incidence!!!!
    Brilliant!!!!

    On the way home we stop in at the whore house where we left our lonely planet book last night!!!

    It's all good apparently we only played pool with the girls 😂😂
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  • Day 8

    S21 & The Killing Fields

    January 16, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    16/01/17

    Phnom phen (Cambodia's capital)

    Hangover mostly cured we know what we need to do to lift our spirits.... Attend a mass genocide site and also a torture prison. Brilliant.

    An American breakfast sets us up with its excessive carbs, then we get a Tuk Tuk sorted for $12 for the day (seems good value to me).

    On the way along the bumpy roads (this is what happens when you have 10mm of cover over spaghetti like re-bar) we get a good glimpse of sub-urban life. What I still like about this place is how raw the economy is (and I think proper as well). Everyone on the road has construction materials. In the back of Tuk Tuks, giant panes of glass on a tiny moped and 6m lengths of re-bar on the best tractors ever. Then on the side of the road there are lines of shops... But by shops I mean work shops.... Fabricators, mechanics, wood carvers making furniture (national heritage they're really good at it) and actual retailers selling massive generators, or water pumps, or drainage pipe work. It's so proper it's exciting!

    Everyone seems to be dressed and fed well out here which I wasn't sure would happen.... The same can be said for all areas of Cambodia we have seen so far which is interesting for one of the poorest countries on the planet. I'm sure when the cities grow and people re-populate then that will change.

    We're on our way out to 'The Killing Fields'. This is where the Pol Pot Khmer Rouge regime in 1975 brought over 20,000 people over a 4 year period to 'exterminate' them. The Khmer Rouge were an extreme communist party who Took over from some guys (forgotten who!) to bring piece after years of civil war and relentless bombings from the Americans during the Vietnam conflict. People were tired and when the Khmer Rouge army came into the city everyone was so excited and welcomed his army (formed with ill educated farm workers) into the capital city with smiles and waves.

    Within three hours of marching into the city the Khmer Rouge soldiers told the people that the Americans were going to bomb the city so everyone needed to evacuate. Men, women and children were forced to leave the city immediately carrying little more than the clothes on their back. All urban developments were completely empty of all people within 3 days. Schools, hospitals, police stations and shops were all shut, and they stayed that way for 4 years. The national bank was demolished, and cash was gotten rid of.

    Turned out Pol Pot was a massive commie but a commie with not much of a plan. his party wanted to turn the country into a totally independent self sustainable state run by farmers, so the people from the cities were sent to the rice fields, to grow rice these were seen as the 'new people' and were now third class citizens. Thousands of people died on the side of the road on the way to the fields through exhaustion.

    Having had no experience at farm work the city dwellers were not very good working the paddies and the regime fell at the first hurdle.... Feeding people. So they upped the anty and had millions of men, women and children in the fields for 12-19 hours in the scorching heat with no breaks, fed on two watery small bowls of rice a day. Many thousands died. the troops were fed well during this period, as well as the 'old people' who were the villagers who had never gone to the city.

    Cambodia is a very fertile land and where ever we go we see bananas, mangos (I like de mango mango) and fruits we've never seen before growing everywhere. Couldn't people eat these?

    The thing is if people took fruit from a tree for their family it was seen as theft from the state and would get you and your whole family arrested. So people starved, women couldn't produce Brest milk, so babies starved. Everyone starved and worked.

    The international community was invited to come and have a look at the utopia that had been created. The Swedes came for two weeks and saw the cheery well dressed workers in the fields and factories, at the volume of food which was produced so they could gorge at a banquet and at how simple and great life was with no money. The swedes went back to Europe and the west, and called the refugees who had managed to escape liars. They said that the Khmer Rouge were doing a great job. This showed that even journalists didn't realise a good stage set when they saw one. So the international community sat back. All borders were closed due to the wars and millions of landmines which filled the country side prevented operations into the country. The swedes were believed and the regime left to do what it saw fit.

    Meanwhile, the family that tries to eat a mango from a tree to prevent starvation is caught and arrested. The whole family is sent to a prison to be dealt with as an enemy of the state.

    The family are taken in trucks to a local high school named security centre 21 (S21). There are thousands of these centres all over the country, S21 is one of the most hideous.

    Here we went after the killing fields and soent around three hours in silence as we walked around the actual rooms where thousands of men women and children had been tortured. The exact cells, with guard graffiti, keys hooks and even blood were still everywhere. It was so intense seeing everything so well preserved, even to the beds which prisoners were tied to. The last act of horror in this place was the final prisoners who were being tortured as the Vietnamese 'liberated' the prison. Thy were executed as the guards fled to the jungle borders of Thailand.

    Before the liberation the prisoners were tortured until they provided false confessions confirming they worked for the CIA AND KGB!?

    One international who was captured was a New Zealander who had been sailing around the world and was picked up by the Khmer Rouge. He was tortured and left a confession confirming he was working for colonel harland Sanders (KFC) , sergeant Pepper was his handler, he also made reference to his mum by her initials. The KR had no idea what any of this meant and documented it all.

    He was later taken to the killing fields where he, along with thousands of Cambodians, was executed. They were taken to the side of a mass grave and hit with hammers, hoes, spades, bamboo and battered to death. Then pushed into the hole. Many were not dead and were buried alive. All of this happened at night, under the sound of blaring communist music to muffle the screams of the murdered. This was only around 10km from the capital city.

    Now as we walked around we were told not to walk on bones of clothes which are continuously pushed up with the groundwater.

    The worst element was the 'killing tree' which was where the soldiers would take a baby by the feet, and smash there heads against a tree trunk until their brains were visible. Thousands of baby's were killed along with their parents. The KR Moro being, "to kill the weed you must dig down to the roots" believing that killing a whole family would prevent revenge attacks.

    To us this was crazy! The international community failed to act or listen to refugees! Millions (one quarter) were killed for no good reason... For working for the government, being a teacher, having soft hands or wearing glasses.

    Tb'd international community allowed the Pol Pot regime a seat a the UN for 25 years even whilst they were in exile when the world could see what had happened and has access to evidence. Margaret thatcher sent the SAS on missions to support the KR I AM SO CONFUSED WTF THIS IS RIDIC!!

    Heavy day! Noblet wanted to go to hooters to see how they could run one where the girls are 'slight' but it hadn't been built yet!! He had to settle for motor boating the hoarding instead 🙈😂
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  • Day 9

    Paradise!

    January 17, 2017 in Vietnam ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    17/01/17

    Phnom Phen to Otres Beach (Cambodia)

    It's the morning to decide.... Do we go to Vietnam or go to beach land in Cambodia as suggested by Tal & Pakora....? We last minute.com it and jump on a four hour bus to beachville!!!

    What a great shout, we land in paradise, white sandy beaches with bungalows on the sea front... Bonus!!!!

    We pay over the odds for a bit of luxury literally looking out on the sea about 10m away from the sea!

    Find an oil drum BBQ with puppies fighting all around it. £4.50 for a BBQ and beer, what a bargain! Fresh out of the sea squid, meaty fish, the biggest prawns you've ever seen then all the meats... heaven. All sat watching the tide come in at your feet!!

    Great day.... Great shout Tal!!
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  • Day 10

    The Island

    January 18, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ☀️ 21 °C

    18/01/17

    Otres Beach to Koh Ta Kiev (Cambodia)

    We got a 9am boat over to 'the island' but didn't get breakfast as no where was open... Too many party animals, their night was going until 6am with some top tunes. Could hear the music but didn't keep us awake as we were so close to the sea (8m close!!) so we could hear lapping waves over top tune age.

    We've been told there's no power etc on the island so leave with fully charged devices!!

    The boat ride is on a long boat and takes around 45 minutes.... Leaving the usual 20 minutes late!! Bloody Asians!!! On the boat are supplies such as water, food and one very hungover bar man who went to last nights shinanigans.

    We arrive and climb into the water to be greeted by hippy Aussies and Americans woooo.

    We get our accommodation sorted which is a large rabbit hutch on stilts with no door or windows! We are even closer to the sea with some private beach!!! Ahhhh it's amazing!!!! We're about 3m from the seas in a place called crab shak. We have a bed.... A hammock and a couple of wonky chairs. It's brilliant!

    We decide to mooch down to long beech and wonder whether we will actually see Pakora and Tal here! It's an island with about 6 different places to stay so we reckon we won't see them.

    But to our surprise we walk down the beech and there sits Tal!!!! We all look at each other surprised and then he sends us into sunrise thirsty pakora with the Pakora mating call! Obviously she thinks we're Germans replicating the sound of the TP bird!!

    We end up spending the day playing catch with the go pro and generally getting burnt and beered!

    We were all getting bitten to death as soon as the sun started to set so Noblet and I decided to swim home to avoid further bites! As we swam the bay we were surrounded by a glow! We had found the infamous plankton which people pay to go on excursions for!!! HAHA! It's brilliant! Every time they touch you they glow it's almost like you're a god! They light up under your feet and are absolutely amazing!

    We swim for ages amazed by these creatures, but after around half an hour the novelty wears off and I start to think that fish eat plankton, and sharks eat fish, and
    Sharks are most active hunters at dawn and dusk AND we're in unfamiliar water, is this a good idea?!? After about ten minutes in this thought zone I freak myself out and walk the last section of bay (if I could've lasted another 200m we would've made it all the way!

    With hind site I was so glad to have made this decision as there were massive sea urchins all over the rocks we would've had to go over at low tide!!!

    But at the time I was a massive bottle job. As we got out of the sea Noblet held onto a tree for balance and left an illuminous handprint on the bark from the plankton!!! AMAZING!!

    Back to camp for zzzzZZZZ

    man: Charlie for letting us come here and fook with the itinerary!

    Donkey: holly for not dealing with sharks (or lack of them and blaming national geographic)
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