Goodbye Porpoise Spit!

Ashley and I are just like Muriel and Rhonda at the end of Muriel's Wedding, only we are going to Japan! I've decided I'm Rhonda. Only without the smoking or the paraplegia. And we didn't really yell out the taxi because the windows were closed. And we aren't as cool as Muriel and Rhonda.

Observations: Duty free sales assistants are just as judgemental as Border Force, only they do it under a friendly face.

Kaiju Collected: One last flat white and a really expensive croissant.Read more