Kaiju Tales
“The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad” Les mer🇦🇺Queensland
  • Tickets! Money! Passports!

    8. april 2018, Australia ⋅ ⛅ 25 °C

    Alas our plane is missing some of the things required to keep it in controlled flight so they just took us off it to fiddle with the dimmer switch.

    Observations: The mysterious "Mr Graham". Is it really a passenger on his way to LA, or is it just an announcement code for something else...

    Kaiju Collected: One game of Battleship won. One game of Reversee lost. Though technically that game was interrupted by technical difficulties and I had "not yet begun to fight".
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  • Goodbye Porpoise Spit!

    8. april 2018, Australia ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C

    Ashley and I are just like Muriel and Rhonda at the end of Muriel's Wedding, only we are going to Japan! I've decided I'm Rhonda. Only without the smoking or the paraplegia. And we didn't really yell out the taxi because the windows were closed. And we aren't as cool as Muriel and Rhonda.

    Observations: Duty free sales assistants are just as judgemental as Border Force, only they do it under a friendly face.

    Kaiju Collected: One last flat white and a really expensive croissant.
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