Ham, Cheese & Tomato Toastie – McDonald’

I recently embarked on a culinary adventure at the McCafé inside McDonald’s Ayr, where I met my midday companion: the Ham, Cheese & Tomato Toastie.

First impressions were promising. The bread arrived dressed up like it was heading to a wedding – golden, well-pressed, and with that “I’m fancier than I need to be” air about it. Wrapped neatly in paper inside a paper bag, it felt like unwrapping a present that whispered, “This could be good… or just slightly warm bread.”

Now, the taste test. The bread, while crisp and noble-looking, revealed a tragic flaw: not a trace of butter on the outside. Toastie law dictates buttery exteriors, but this one chose to live dangerously dry. Inside, the ham and tomato held their own, looking fresh and respectable, but the cheese… oh, the cheese. Or should I say, the unmelted disappointment. Instead of oozing, it sat there politely like someone who turned up to the party but refused to dance.

The setting didn’t help either. McCafé, usually the calm cousin of the McDonald’s family, was more like a call centre with the relentless beeping of order screens. Every five seconds I was reminded that someone else’s McFlurry or hash brown was ready. Let’s just say, it was not a toastie for mindfulness.

Verdict:
• Bread: 8/10 (fancy, golden, but unbuttered betrayal)
• Ham & Tomato: 7/10 (solid effort, respectable quality)
• Cheese: 2/10 (melt already, for the love of dairy)
• Atmosphere: 3/10 (a symphony of beeps)

Overall: A toastie with potential, but in desperate need of butter therapy and a quieter stage.Läs mer