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  • Mandalay Palace

    September 11, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ⛅ 32 °C

    After a quick freshening up, I set off on foot for the remainder of my day's sightseeing, which was to eat, go to Mandalay Palace, visit the world's largest book at Kuthodaw Pagoda, and then climb Mandalay Hill.

    The Mandalay Palace moat was only two blocks from my hotel, and it was a welcome relief when I got to the wonderful, clutter free sidewalk fringing the moat. I was on the southwest corner; foreigners were only allowed to enter the palace via the east gate, and the other sights I was headed to were all on the northeast corner, so it was still a trek to get there.

    At the southeast corner of the moat, I veered off a little to look for a restaurant recommended in the Lonely Planet. I could not find the restaurant, and I ended up eating in a local teahouse.

    Mandalay Palace is set on a very large compound. The military uses most of the compound, which is why the public can only access the palace, which is in the center, via the one road from the east gate. The palace itself wasn't terribly interesting - there were throne rooms, lots of little buildings, and a cool watch tower. The buildings were all very dark inside. It was the military that made the place interesting. We had to surrender an ID or passport to enter (locals did not seem to have this restriction) and we had to wear a pass. At the front gate was a big sign that said that the army will crush those who threaten the union. It isn't every day that you go to a tourist attraction with armed soldiers patrolling the area.

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  • The World’s Largest Book

    September 11, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☀️ 34 °C

    Next up was Kuthodaw Pagoda. This one was interesting. It houses the world’s largest book - over 1,700 identical whitewashed stupas, each one containing a big stone tablet with teachings from the Buddha from one book. This was a fascinating place to explore, even though the stupas themselves were out of bounds. This temple was so large and all its stupas were so uniform that I entered through one place and exited through another, and I lost my bearings for my next stop, Mandalay Hill.

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  • Mandalay Hill

    September 11, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    Mandalay Hill overlooks Mandalay and the surrounding countryside. To get there, one must climb lots of steps. I was disoriented when I got out of Kuthodaw Pagoda. I walked around looking for a pair of lions that marks the start of the climb up the hill, but a local pointed me to some steps, so I just took off my shoes and climbed. En route, surprise surprise, here were yet more temples.

    This was by far the nastiest barefoot walk I have made so far in Myanmar - there were lots of caterpillars crawling on the steps, and there was dog poop, bird poop and unidentifiable poop smeared by people who stepped on them. But, I was here to climb the hill and enjoy the views from the top, so I carried on and tried not to think about what I was stepping on.

    The temples along this route weren't particularly noteworthy, and they got gaudier and gaudier. I am used to climbing steps, but it was slightly demoralizing as each time I thought I was at the top, I spied yet another flight of stairs. I knew I hit the top when I was asked to pay 1,000 kyat to view a spectacularly gaudy pagoda - think pink tiles juxtaposed with green ones. But, the views were great.

    Coming down the hill, I realized I had deviated from my route up. I eventually came down to the (anatomically correct, it turns out) lions I was looking for to start my climb. At the lions, I procured another motorcycle taxi to take me to my hotel.

    That evening, I had a really good briyani dinner at a makeshift street stall a few blocks from my hotel.

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  • Maha Gandayin Monastery

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 27 °C

    There are, of course, downsides to traveling during the low/wet season. I contacted several travel agencies to ask if they were running their Ancient Cities tour, and none of them had the requisite minimum participants. I had no choice but to call the driver who drove me to my hotel from the dock. Fortunately, he was available and we negotiated a fee of about US$20 for the day.

    Win Aung picked me up at my hotel in the morning. It was raining when he came, and I immediately knew I had made the right decision to hire a car and not a cheaper motorcycle taxi (I didn't fancy riding pillion that long anyway). The tour covers three ancient cities on the outskirts of Mandalay - Amarapura, Inwa, and Sagaing.

    Our first stop was Maha Gandayin Monastery in Amarapura. The attraction here is that at 10.15am, all the monks will line up to get their main and last (yes, you read that right) meal of the day. After about 20 minutes of waiting, a bell was struck three times and hundreds of maroon robed monks started lining up and shuffling into the dining hall. It was quite a sight. I was, however, a little uncomfortable about being a spectator in a human zoo.

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  • U Min Thonze Pagoda

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 30 °C

    Next up was Sagaing Hill. To get there, we crossed one of the two bridges over the Ayeyarwady which I saw as we were entering Mandalay by boat. Win Aung brought me to two sights at Sagaing Hill. Like Mandalay Hill, one can climb up Sagaing and access many temples via what appears to be a series of walkways. I could easily have spent half a day exploring this place.

    Win Aung drove me to the top. The first site I visited required some uphill climbing up a covered walkway to U Min Thonze Pagoda, a fascinating temple with lots of Buddha identical statues in a curved row. I also climbed up to other temples beyond this one. The walk was a little treacherous because part of the walkway was inclined and it was on tiles, and these were slippery in the rain. The view from the top was great, though.

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  • Top of Sagaing Hill

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 30 °C

    The second stop on Sagaing Hill was the Soon U Ponya Shin Pagoda and a clock tower. Nothing out of the ordinary, but I still got good views, and I got to interact with a friendly kitty.

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  • Inwa

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 31 °C

    Inwa was the next ancient city on the itinerary. This is where I should have done some research. I didn't know what Inwa was an island, and a waterlogged one at that, until Win Aung deposited me at a pier and told me to take a ferry across and hire a horse drawn cart. The ferry took me across the channel in a matter of minutes and deposited me at a very muddy dock strewn with horse poop. There, several persistent souvenir sellers came right at me. They were annoying. They even tried the "you buy later" trick on me which I wasn't going to fall for. These souvenir sellers were at every stop, shoving postcards in my face even before I could disembark from my horse cart.

    My first priority was to get some lunch. After that, I got onto the horse cart.

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  • Bagaya Kyaung Monastery

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    The first site on Inwa I visited was the Bagaya Kyaung Monastery, which is made of teak.

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  • Yadana Hsimi Pagoda

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    The second stop on Inwa was Yadana Hsimi Pagoda, which is a ruin made of brick. Here, I fell for a scam. A souvenir seller waved US$10 at me and said she needed kyat. I asked how much kyat she needed and she said 14,000. It wasn't until after I left that I realized she made about 700 kyat (40 cents) off this transaction. While I don't begrudge the 40 cents, I do dislike the disingenuousness. Other souvenir sellers tried the same trick with me and quoted even more outrageous exchange rates.

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  • Nanmyint Tower

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 30 °C

    The next site I visited at Inwa was Nanmyint Tower, which is a watch tower that is listing. Visitors are not allowed to climb the tower.

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  • Maha Aungme Bonzan Monastery

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 30 °C

    The last site I visited was the Maha Aungmye Bonzan Monastery. This one was a pretty impressive concrete monastery.

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  • U Bein Bridge

    September 12, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ⛅ 31 °C

    Our final stop was U Bein Bridge back at Amarapura where we started the day. U Bein is the world's longest teak bridge spanning two sides of a body of water that was part of the Ayeyarwady floodplain. I walked the length of the bridge and back. Along the way, I observed the people on the bridge. It was pleasant experience.

    I headed back to the hotel after that and had a nice dip in the pool before setting out to dinner at a Thai-Chinese eatery around the corner. The owner was very happy to converse with me in Thai.

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  • Mandalay to Heho

    September 13, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    Air KBZ K7223 | MDL/HEH
    Economy Class
    Aerospatiale ATR72-600 | XY-AJE
    ATD/0945 | ATA/1015

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    I asked Win Aung to drive me to Mandalay Airport to catch my flight to Heho, the closest airport to Inle Lake. I told him that my flight was at 10am and he said he would pick me up at 8.30am. I trusted he knew what he was doing, so I happily hopped into his car when he showed up the next morning. I did not realize how far out of town Mandalay Airport was. After 35 minutes in the car - one hour to departure - there was still no sign of the airport. I hadn't even spotted any directional signs. I grew concerned and I asked him how much longer it was to the airport. He said 20 minutes. Yikes. That would get me there 35 minutes before departure. It then occurred to me that Win Aung may not have flown before, so he may not understand the check-in and security screening process. Sensing my tension, he sped up and deposited me at the airport at 9.20am. Lesson learned: next time ask how long it will take to get to the airport.

    As it turned out, I was the last passenger to check in. I was surprised that check in at Mandalay Airport was not computerized; I was handed a handwritten boarding pass and baggage tags were pre-printed. As soon as I got to the gate, boarding was announced and the flight departed 15 minutes early. The flight itself took only 30 minutes. The bus from Mandalay to Nyaung Shwe, in contrast, would have taken 7-8 hours. With multiple airlines flooding the Myanmar domestic market, airfares are reasonable. I paid US$60 for this one way ticket.

    At Heho Airport, the ride I booked with Ostello Bello was already waiting for me. The drive took 45 minutes through beautiful countryside.

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  • Nyaungshwe

    September 13, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 28 °C

    I arrived at Ostello Bello around noon. It was so wonderful to have good wifi again (the wifi networks at the last two places I stayed got overloaded easily). I opted to stay in the common area until check in at 2pm. I ate lunch, caught up on online stuff, and published my Mandalay blog.

    After checking in, I wandered around Nyaungshwe. I explored the market, a couple of pagodas, and scouted out restaurants and tea houses.

    I chose to stay at Ostello Bello because I enjoyed the social interaction at their hostel in Bagan. Unlike at Bagan, I opted for a private room so that I could get some decent sleep. When happy hour rolled in at 5pm, I made my way to the rooftop area and saw a familiar face - Mickael from France. I hung out with him, made some other new friends, and drank way too much.

    Ostello Bello offered a barbecue that evening and so we stayed on the rooftop. Mickael's English got more and more indecipherable the more he drank!

    My new friends that evening included Yngvil and Frederick from Norway, Alex from Reunion (France), his cousin Max from France, three university undergrads from the UK, Dominic from Switzerland, and Virginia from Switzerland.

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  • Inle Lake - Lake Scenery

    September 14, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 26 °C

    Ostello Bello makes it very easy to sightsee. They put up signup sheets in the common area for the various tours. They each cost a set amount per boat, divided by however many people (maximum five) go on each boat. Only two tours that morning had signups. One was a 10 hour trip, which I didn't fancy as it was too long, and the other was a 5-6 hour tour of lake highlights, including handicrafts making. I reluctantly signed up for that one.

    There were seven people on this tour, and so we were split into two boats. I shared a boat with Yngvil and Frederick - who were closer to my demographic; the other boat had four young Spanish speakers from various countries.

    In this entry are various scenes from the lake.

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  • Phaung U Daw Pagoda

    September 14, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 26 °C

    Phaung Daw U was an interesting temple. Its centerpiece wasn't a Buddha statue but some misshapen blobs made uneven with gold leaf. I couldn't figure out if these had once been small Buddha statues that had become misshapen due to all the gold leaf tacked onto them, or if they were in the process of being shaped into Buddha statues. Or maybe they were just intended to be blobs.

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  • Inle Lake - Agriculture & Fishing

    September 14, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 26 °C

    One of the highlights of thee lake tour were floating farms, which mostly seemed to cultivate tomatoes, and the fishermen of Inle Lake who steered with their legs. The latter looked staged to me.

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  • Inle Lake - The Handicraft Tour

    September 14, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 29 °C

    The many stops to view handicraft did get tiresome. We saw silversmithing, umbrella making, weaving of silk, cotton, and lotus thread, and cigar making. Some stops were interesting, especially the making of silver artifacts and extracting thread out of lotus stems. There were also women with neck rings at one stop. We learned that they start wearing these rings at age fourteen. A couple of the women were young and spoke English, but I was a little uncomfortable because it seemed like a human zoo.

    The souvenir shops weren't my cup of tea. Unfortunately for the Norwegians and I, the people in the other boat shopped a lot, and we ended up waiting for them at every stop. The final straw came at our lunch stop when we sat down to eat and they went souvenir shopping. When we finished our lunch, they sauntered in and sat down. Ugh. We asked the two boat drivers to split, and they agreed.

    Back at Ostello Bello, I hung out, had a blast, and again, drank too much.

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  • Jumping Cat Monastery

    September 14, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 28 °C

    The last stop of the lake tour was the Nga Phe Chaung Monastery. The monastery was made of teak and each Buddha statue was housed in its own teak house. It used to be known as the Jumping Cat Monastery, but there aren't any more jumping cats since the monk who trained them died.

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  • Teak Footbridge & Natural Spring

    September 15, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 22 °C

    I planned to hire a bicycle and cycle around on my second and last full day at Inle. However, I woke up to dark clouds, and the skies opened up around 7am. I moped around, watched Netflix, and waited for the rain to clear.

    Around noon, I made my way downstairs and came across a trio of French speakers - one each from France (AC), Switzerland (Julie), and Canada (Jeff). I had met each of them earlier in Bagan. They invited me to join them for lunch at a Thai restaurant. After lunch, they invited me to join them to visit a teak bridge and a natural pool. After a quick post-lunch siesta, we found a taxi (it was actually a carriage drawn by a motorcycle) and made our way to the northeastern shore of the lake. Along the way, the skies opened up again, but luckily our destinations that afternoon weren't rained out when we got to them.

    The first stop was a 500 meter long teak bridge. We happened to be there when school was out. It looked as if these kids went to school in the towns along the lake, and those who lived on the lake came to this bridge to get home by boat. Anyway, we were swarmed by kids in their school uniforms walking past us, and we enjoyed watching them get into boats to go home.

    The second stop was a natural pool. To get there, we hiked about 20 minutes on a dirt track. The pool was amazing! Fed by springs, the water was crystal clear and cool. Unfortunately, there were hundreds of mosquitoes. We all kept ourselves submerged as much as we could. I ended up wrapping my t-shirt around my face to keep from getting stung. Barriers broke down when our driver joined us in the pool and played with us. This was a great find.

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  • Red Mountain Winery

    September 15, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 26 °C

    Our last and unplanned stop of the day was the Red Mountain Winery. I hadn't been there but the others had already visited. Our driver seemed willing to go even though we had exceeded our planned two hour tour, so we all agreed to go. It isn't difficult to persuade Francophones to make a pit stop for cheese and wine.

    Red Mountain Winery is one of these wonderfully random things you sometimes find during your travels. I mean, who expects to find a winery in Myanmar? We got up there in time for a spectacular sunset, and we ordered a bottle of sauvignon blanc and a couple of cheese plates. The wine was decent, as was the cheese. We also bumped into Ewan, and he joined us for his second tasting. The mosquito situation at the winery was quite bad, though.

    Our driver was a really great guy. He watched over us, loaned Julie his flip flops when hers broke (he walked barefoot). He didn't complain when we exceeded by far the two hours we initially agreed to. He stopped to pick up two tourists who appeared stranded, and while we were at the winery he drove them back to Nyaung Shwe and then came back to get us. He declined payment from Ewan, and we suspect he declined payment from the other two tourists because we had chartered his vehicle. We gave him a big tip at the end. He later saw two of our party and he bought them snacks.

    After arriving back at Ostello Bello, we trooped out for dinner (Michael joined us), and we explored the night market while looking for food. After that, it was yet more drinks and conversation at the hostel rooftop.

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  • Heho to Lashio

    September 16, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 25 °C

    Air KBZ K7828 | HEH/LSH
    Economy Class
    Aerospatiale ATR72-600 | XY-AMA
    ATD/1358 | ATA/1448

    When I booked my flight to fly south from Mandalay to Heho, I had initially intended to go to Kalaw from Heho Airport to do a three day trek from there to Inle Lake. However, but I changed my mind at the last minute because it rained most of my last full day in Mandalay and I realized I did not want to deal with rain and mud for three days. As it turned out, it did rain a fair bit during the three days I was at Inle Lake. But, this decision left some slack in my schedule.

    While I was at Ostello Bello in Nyaung Shwe, a couple of travelers told me that the train between Mandalay and Hsipaw was a major highlight for them, in particular the Gokteik Viaduct. So, I made a decision to fly north to Lashio, find a (hopefully shared) taxi to Hsipaw about 35 miles south from there, do a day trek there (I could handle rain and mud for one day), and then take the train from Hsipaw to Mandalay. Fortunately, the airfare was cheap at $75, but my research told me that the taxi from Lashio to Hsipaw may be expensive.

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  • Arrival at Lashio

    September 16, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌫 30 °C

    All went well on my flight. I landed at Lashio at around 3pm. Upon landing, there were security staff checking travel documents, and they sent me and the only other foreigner on the flight - a Chinese man - to a counter to have our details recorded. This also happened to me at Heho, but not at Bagan. After collecting my bag, I went to the taxi area outside and my heart sank - there wasn't anyone to share a taxi with. I at first asked to be taken to the bus station, but I was told that as this was a weekend all buses to Hsipaw would have departed by now. This may have been a lie, but I didn't want to risk getting stuck in Lashio so I just gave in and paid the fare.

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  • Hsipaw

    September 16, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    I arrived in Hsipaw around 4.45pm and checked in to Hotel Lily. The ride to Hsipaw was uneventful, but I did note the heavy Chinese presence in Lashio (Chinese signage everywhere) and the large number of trucks with Chinese script on them heading north, presumably to the Chinese border.

    On both my evenings there, I ate at at Law Chun.

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  • Trekking In Rebel Territory

    September 16, 2017 in Myanmar ⋅ 🌧 20 °C

    After I arrived at Hotel Lily, I asked the receptionist about booking a trek. She made a phone call, and within ten minutes a guide showed up (I am embarrassed to admit I had a difficult time remembering his name). We discussed options, and I agreed to do an 8-9 hour trek to some Shan and Palaung villages. I met my guide at the appointed time the next morning, and we set off on his motorcycle (no helmet, ugh) for the 10 minute ride to the trailhead.

    The Lonely Planet did state that the rebel Shan State Army holds some of the territory around Hsipaw, but it also said that they mostly left the trekking routes alone, and that to date there have been no incidents involving foreigners. I assumed this meant that I would not see overt Shan Army presence on this hike. Boy was I wrong. Within ten minutes of leaving the trailhead, we came across a checkpoint with two soldiers wielding rifles. They checked passing motorcycles but waved us through without any words exchanged. Yikes.

    We got to a Shan Village soon after, and I instinctively spotted two houses used by the army - they both had multiple motorbikes parked there, and men wearing similar clothing (but not camouflage). Throughout the hike, we saw many soldiers on motorbikes - some uniformed, some not, some armed, some not.

    After the Shan village, we hiked up a very steep dirt track. Along the way, the views were fantastic, and my guide told me all about the crops grown, and about life in the area. After a hard climb with an elevation gain exceeding 2,000 feet, we got to a rest stop where we had tea and tea leaf salad. The views were spectacular.

    After a quick rest, we set off again to Pankam Village, which is occupied by Palaung. This village had 600 occupants and was very interesting. The highlight for me was seeing four bulls loping; I had never seen overtly happy bovines before. We stopped by a family compound and the family there served us tea and gave us lunch made from stuff they grew - a pre-lunch snack of freshly roasted peanuts (dirt still on them!), and a lunch of bean sprouts, mustard greens and gourd, cooked on their wood burning stove. They didn't speak much English but they were hospitable and generous. I loved sitting there and observing them as they went about their routines.

    My guide told me some facts about life in the villages. These included:

    - There is no electricity company there. Most houses have just one solar panel with a battery pack to store power. In contrast, it took six panels to generate half the power needed for my old house. I guess without a stove, water heater and refrigerator it may be possible to generate the power they need with just one small panel.

    - Generators are also used.

    - There are makeshift hydro-electric generators at some streams.

    - The motorcycles have chains on their tires as the tracks are muddy and slippery.

    - Their water comes from rainwater they collect. Many villages in the area also have a central water tank. These were built by the UN.

    - While the people are Buddhist, they also practice old animist traditions. As such, each village had a spirit shrine and there are special ceremonies to ward off bad spirits.

    - Corn is the preferred crop nowadays as they are sent to the Chinese border and sold at a good price.

    - There are only elementary schools in the area. Kids have to go to the towns or join monasteries to get more education. Some families who cannot access schools within a reasonable distance just forgo their kids' education altogether.

    With respect to the insurgency, I learned the following:

    - The Shan Army conscripts young males. They will go to a village headman and tell him that they need his village to provide x number of males. The headman will usually conduct a draw a la Hunger Games.

    - The army used to only recruit childless men but they have recently started recruiting fathers.

    - The army is involved in business to fund its activities. For example, they harvest wood and haul the wood to China to sell. I also saw some sand mining going on.

    - They make their rounds around the villages to ask for vegetables and other food. I witnessed this during my lunch break.

    - At times, they will also ask for cash. This even happens in Hsipaw and other towns.

    - They have planted landmines. Many villagers ceased foraging for mushrooms in the forest after a few incidents.

    - Many young people move to the towns or join monasteries to avoid being conscripted.

    Wow. What an eye opener. With international attention focused on Rakhine, it is easy to forget that other parts of the country have their own tensions simmering. The mind boggles when one considers how former colonial governments could think that the countries they created were governable.

    We got back to my hotel at 3pm. My guide was amazed at our pace. I guess he underestimated me. Indeed, when we set off from the Palaung village after a long lunch break, other trekkers were only just coming up to the village. The hike in total was 14 miles, with an elevation gain of almost 2,900 feet.

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