• Stalheim Adventures

Tay’s UK Adventure

Time for some fun before BEAST! Read more
  • Trip start
    May 22, 2019

    Home - Still preppping

    May 22, 2019 in the United States ⋅ 🌙 22 °C

    So, you’d think with a flight in 17 hours, we might be getting our sleep and be tidying up the final pieces for our trip, but then, these guys learned from me and well, for those of you who know me, my best work is always right before I fall flat on my face! Let’s hope we make our trip tomorrow! And let’s hope Tay can get out of her phone long enough to make the trip with us! Oh look, she’s reading my post!

    Okay, off to bed, wish us luck on this special trip!
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  • Hartsfield Jackson!

    May 22, 2019 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 32 °C

    Well, we are ready to go! Missed lunch thanks to our exceptional planning, so waiting to grab our last American meal at TGI Friday’s then board in about an hour! Needless to say, Denise has been lecturing Taylor on the plot of Taken and is ready to marry her off so she won’t be as desirable.... KK get ready to be Mrs. Stalheim or I guess Tay could be Mrs Rusher! I say play Rock Paper Scissors for it!Read more

  • ON THE PLANE!!!

    May 22, 2019 in the United States ⋅ ⛅ 33 °C

    Well, we’ve spent about as much at the airport as we will on our tours tomorrow... Tay is already lamenting the fact she won’t have Snapchat (she’s worried her thumbs will lose their stamina!), and Denise is trying to see if her voodoo dolls will work in the UK (you know who you are PATRICK!!!). But through it all, I, Marty Stalheim, have prevailed to lead them down the straight road and onto our plane!!! (Little do they know what awaits them when the road turns and gets narrow, I’m going to pull a Mrs. McNeil and hope for the best! (Mrs. McNeil, if you read this, I hope you are doing well, and I’m sorry for poking fun!)

    Love everyone and see you on the other side of the pond KK!

    Oh and yes, Taylor is pulling full rank already and I owe Denise big time! Denise, I love you and remember to use two hands with those buns!
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  • Arundel Castle

    May 23, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 22 °C

    Thank goodness everyone was tired and fell asleep, because the drive down was not for the faint of heart... fortunately KK was sitting behind me, so she couldn’t see enough to be scared! Apparently, I’m a white knuckled driver on roads meant for one and where only the aggressive survive!

    Amazingly, after missing a couple of turns (tbh, wasn’t sure I could go the way the GPS wanted me to go so I chickened out and figured she could find me another route!) we actually made it to our destination.

    I must say, Arundel certainly makes an impression both from afar and from up close. It’s a massive fortress on a hill over looking the entire valley. Very cool!

    And not to be undone, Taylor decided she’d play car bingo after all and wanted to send Connor a message, “Look what I found!”
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  • Time to storm the Castle!

    May 23, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C

    So, once we walked up the hill to the castle, it just became more impressive. Part of the castle dates from shortly after the Norman conquest and dates to the 1100’s. That includes the keep and parts of the wall and the old main gate. The remainder were rebuilt and are more from the Georgian age, the 1700’s and 1800’s. I will say, it’s a visit I’m glad we decided to make, and would definitely recommend for others.

    We walked to the top of the keep where we had spectacular views, but it was the apartments that stole the show, especially for Denise. The crazy thing is that since the family still lives here, they sometimes have their friends stay in some of the rooms we saw! How cool would that be, to stay in a room that Queen Victoria may have graced?!

    If you have the time, the car, and the will power to drive on the wrong side of the road, I say go for it!
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  • Doc Jr is in the house!

    May 23, 2019 in England ⋅ ☀️ 22 °C

    So, we are pretty sure Gamma managed to get “beamed” to Hampton Court and now we are pretty sure Doc managed to extricate himself from his physical form and took over KK’s body! Hard to see in this picture, but I’m not sure who has who cornered! I do know that we are leaving so hopefully Gamma has some chores for Doc, and KK can come back to us!Read more

  • Time to head for a bed!

    May 23, 2019 in England ⋅ ☀️ 18 °C

    Castle is done, town has been visited, and it’s time to go find a bed! Fingers crossed we make it back through that devils den of a roadway, but I figure if the Vikings could hack their way across the land 1500 years ago, this Viking can get through 60 miles of rush hour traffic! Time to fuel up!Read more

  • Finally to base camp!

    May 23, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C

    Well, it was another harrowing drive, fraught with white knuckles, wrong turns, and a very loud annoying chicken in the back seat (who fortunately finally went to sleep!), but we did make it to our hotel for our first night.

    Kathy, if KK was nervous about roller coasters before, her fears should be all gone, girl has nerves of steel now! She may be a little shy the next time she gets behind the wheel, but she shouldn’t ever hesitate before an adrenaline filled activity again!

    So, as we get ready to crash for the night, I’d like to send a heartfelt and loving cheers to my family and friends! We miss you, love you, and wish you were here (mainly so someone else could do the driving and I could do the drinking!).

    A good way to end an absolutely beautiful day!
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  • Windsor!!! Denise is so happy!

    May 24, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 19 °C

    Well, we were a little late getting started, and seeing how the iPads keyboard is dead, I’m trying to do this post from my phone. So Doc, I know you are going to be checking my grammar and to that I say 😝. To be honest, your grand daughter is doing a fine job, actually both of them, of telling me about my errors!

    We had a slow start to the day, even though Denise and I woke up at 7:30 am. I really thought we’d have no trouble getting up, but Taylor and I channeled our inner Connor and discovered that we could sleep as long as we needed to! We did manage to get going and after a really good breakfast (I honestly don’t remember them being this good!) we got started and headed to Windsor.

    Denise and I were here in the late 90’s and didn’t get a chance to go in due to the fire. She’s been really excited for this and I think it lived up to the expectations. Honestly, if Daniel Craig had showed up shirtless, I think she still would have chosen Windsor (though we may not have seen Taylor or KK again!). After parking in King Edward the VII’s car park, where apparently midget cars used to park, we strolled up the road and around the corner to the castle. Once there, we stared at an hour long queue waiting to get into the castle - ugh 🤢🤮. Fortunately, we had Denise and she wasn’t about to be stopped by a bunch of Asian and US tourists standing in a line. Striding up to the gate and declaring, I am woman, hear me roar.... the attendant told her the line was for people in coach tours and we could just walk up! Crisis averted (though I was scared she was just telling me that and at any moment the Bobbies would be coming for me!

    As it turned out, there was still a queue, only it was 30 minutes, and much to Tay’s dismay, there was not a Harry Potter ride at the end of it! About the only excitement we had was when KK and all her “coins” got pulled over after the x-ray machine. Tay kept telling me we should chant “Lock her up!” But I reminded her that she needed her for London!

    As it turned out, we had another gorgeous morning and the castle/palace was awesome. Hard to believe it’s been here since the 1100’s and been lived in by the royals for over 800 years...I’m pretty sure they’ll be talking about the poor girl whose parents wouldn’t let her decorate her chocolate bar for another 800 years!
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  • Mischief in the car

    May 24, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 20 °C

    Finished with Windsor and time to high tail it to Blenheim Palace. We’ve got about an hour drive, which unbeknownst to us at the time, would include a 20 minute detour and our driver pissing off a small village!!! Apparently people waiting at the crosswalk when there is a light don’t have the right of way. Dads and moms with their kids in a small village ABSOLUTELY have the right of way.... Oops!Read more

  • Blenheim Palace

    May 24, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    So, what’s up with Blenheim? Well apparently a lot more than any of us knew! This was another stop that was definitely worth it and deserved far more than the 2 1/2 hours we were able to give it. Birth place of Winston Churchill and the home of the Duke of Marlborough, if you get a chance, take the trip!

    The grounds and gardens were wonderful and the house was very impressive. Built in the mid 1700’s, the staterooms were beautiful. There was also an exhibit for Winston Churchill who was born here and asked his wife to marry him here. Learned a lot about the man I never knew, including that he predicted he would die the same day as his dad, twelve years before his death, and he was right!

    We missed the food festival by a day which was probably a good thing, though I’m thinking that could be a pretty good day (the number of kegs being unloaded was quite substantial!).

    Overall, an excellent side trip on our way north!
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  • Just for Connor and Dont get lost!

    May 24, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    So, apparently, the time spent taking care of these gardens is pretty spectacular! I told Taylor that my expectations for Connor and Brandon when they trim our hedges has now changed slightly! You’ll need to read the marker in the picture to understand! Talk about some straight and clean cut hedges!

    And the other picture, well, apparently getting lost, even though you have the keys, is frowned upon by some... if KK was 42 instead of 21, I think she would have wet her pants the way they were laughing at us! All I get is a text and a picture wondering where I am... at least I can keep them smiling even when the joke is on me!
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  • Night number 2 - a home run by Denise

    May 24, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 19 °C

    Well, made it to our stay for our second night, from a Marriott to a village pub, I love it! The place is awesome, cozy and there are even some sheep that say Boo boo or bee bee, well if you’re Taylor! For the rest of us, they just said baaa baaaa.

    We unfortunately missed lunch in our rush to get to Blenheim, so we had a nice dining experience Brandon would be proud of, I’m talking hours as we made our way through the courses, each one accompanied by a Guinness!!! I’ll remember you most of all bartender!

    I hope everyone had a great day! We are off to Burghley House tomorrow and then up to York for the night. Until manana (so KK says!).
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  • Hmmm, I'm not as witty as I thought

    May 25, 2019 in England ⋅ ☀️ 17 °C

    So apparently, asking the girls what they are most looking forward to at Burghley House was not as engaging as I thought. Let’s hope it wakes them up a little and surprises like Blenheim did!

  • Burghley House, another little gem

    May 25, 2019 in England ⋅ ☀️ 17 °C

    So, another gem found in the English countryside! The home of the Marquise of Exeter was definitely worth the visit. We got there right as it opened, no sleeping in today (except it opened at 11 am which was perfect for this group!). It took us a little bit to get our bearings and to make sure we were going the right way. You’d think everything was in a different language as often as we all look at each other with - “do you know what to do” look! The grounds around the house were slowly filling up but for the most part, it was a perfect visit. The house itself was built by Elizabeth the first’s finance minister. He never really lived at the house, but the rooms in how they went from Elizabethan to Victorian era decorations was very cool. Taylor really liked the bell room, she felt that she could get through all her Netflix shows if she could get the boys to listen and fulfill their supposed duties! Like Blenheim, the current Marquise still lives here in the lower private rooms, but all the main floor estate rooms are open to view. There were so many cool stories, like the fact that it has one of the best maintained Japanese/Chinese porcelain collection in the western world - the funny thing is that most of the pieces were hidden behind sealed up walls or being used as doorstops. There is also a massive collection of 1600 and 1700’s paintings - why? Well, first, they had the money to buy them, duh! But even better is that when the Marquise got into massive debt in the 1800’s, he had to sell a lot of his assets. Funny thing is that most of the older paintings were out of style and no one would buy them so he sold all the 1800’s paintings. A simple thing like that has left the estate with a crazy collection by today’s standards! Another funny story is that it was the 9th Marquise I think, that was won gold at the 1928 Olympics and was featured in Chariots of Fire (A whole new reason to go back and watch now Doc! Saw his medal and his shoes!). Finally, hearing stories from the guides about how one of the daughters during Queen Victoria joked about how her and Albert never came to breakfast and very rarely made it out of bed!!! Good ole Victoria! It’s good to be the Queen!

    This is another great place to stop, and mom, you’d be so proud, after paying for 4 entrances to Blenheim, I found a coupon that allowed for us to get a buy 1 get 1 at Burghley and Castle Howard, our destination tomorrow. Woohoo, it’s the small victories!
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  • Taking time to enjoy the gardens

    May 25, 2019 in England ⋅ ☀️ 18 °C

    After our house tour, we weren’t really in a rush to get to York (a 2 hour drive), so we decided to tour the grounds. Our time at Blenheim touring the grounds was only because Denise and I got lost, so this time, map in hand, we headed to the gardens. It was another beautiful day and the whole community was out enjoying the gardens and the surrounding park. You can see from the pictures the surprise garden where the Marquise hid pipes to surprise his guests with spouting water. Great fun! We ended our visit with some really good ice cream (Tay’s vanilla, yes, the vanilla, won the day! Brandon, I’m sorry you didn’t get to taste it, YUM!) a coke and a lazy walk back to the car. Not a bad way to start the day, waking up at 9, having a great breakfast, visiting a manor house for 3 hours and ending with some ice cream. Hard to go wrong from here!Read more

  • Hotel at York

    May 25, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 17 °C

    Took the scenic route to York and it took a little over two hours. A very cool drive with some beautiful views and cute towns. Of course, we chose this route as Taylor loves to take the scenic routes. Well, three of the four of us enjoyed the drive - one of us snored the whole way up, well after she started the Bohemian Rhapsody soundtrack. Once to York, we found our hotel, about a mile and half from the city center, just outside the walls (thank goodness, really don’t want to drive through there!). We were somewhat surprised how busy it seemed and after pointing out a very full Horse racing stand, to which KK told me I was lying, our hotel turned out to be right behind it. Needless to say, after parking the car and walking out the back of the hotel, I was able to get my photographic proof to take up to the room! 😝 As I was headed back up, Denise came down as she was worried something had happened (this won’t be the first time she comes looking for me today!). After showing her the racecourse, we tried to take a short cut back up to the hotel - where we preceded to photobomb a wedding in process, walking up through the trees and right into the vows! Ooops! Pretty sure we heard a couple of “Bloody Americans” as we ran away giggling like Brandon after telling a Yo Momma Joke! I think it’s time to get a move on and get into York proper (we’ve all been waiting to use the word proper, not sure why, but it seems like the English thing to say!).Read more

  • York!

    May 25, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 16 °C

    What a great day in York. As we headed on our mile and a half walk into the city, it started to mist a little bit, but it was all manageable. Hopefully it will stay that way tomorrow. It took us about 20 to 30 minutes to get into town - there is always a historical marker waiting to be read and one of us continues to slow down the group when they stop to read every one - UGH! Then there is KK, whose audio tours must work on 1.5 times speed or maybe mine works on 0.5 speed, but I can’t ever keep up with that girl! We wandered the shambles and checked out the pub looking for the perfect meal and pint. Oh, forgot, our first stop was actually at a Boots, I needed to pick up a curling iron and hair dryer that works on 240 volt electricity. I just haven’t been able to get my hair to sit right and just can’t take another day without drying and curling my hair!!! Once that was done, we stopped at a new hopping pizza and beer hall just off the Shambles market. The place just didn’t sit right with Denise, we really needed a pub, a real pub, one that serves spotted dick and faggot peas. KK and Tay were determined to sit down and enjoy a real pub meal! Well, we stayed away from the menu the girls wanted but found a traditional pub, the Olde White Swan. Famous for the meat pies - which I don’t think I have ever had - it was well worth the wait. We found a table outside under a canopy and waited and waited and waited.... Once again, we were all staring at each other, wondering if anyone knew what to do, and once again, Denise took the matter in hand. Apparently, you sit at your table with a number, Order at the bar and then wait for your food, so thankfully, we all were finally served! Thanks Denise! Once again, keeping me alive! We had a great time at dinner, daring Taylor to do stupid things - hint, don’t dare a future West Point Cadet to do something, they will!. KK decided to break the seal and have a cider while Denise and I enjoyed our Guinness. It was nice having a drink with your daughter Kathy! You’d be surprised what we found out!!! JK, she couldn’t get a word in edge wise while Taylor and I bantered back and forth. 😁. We had a lot of fun and kept all the other American’s in line since they couldn’t figure out how to order either. Once again, thanks Denise! Looking forward to tomorrow, but not the walk back. KK says we’ve got about 6 miles under our belt already. Taylor’s boots are definitely going to be broken in!Read more

  • York night life for old people!

    May 25, 2019 in England ⋅ ⛅ 13 °C

    What a great ending to a fun day in York. We didn’t get to do any tours in York as we didn’t get into town today in time. Almost all the tours of the historical buildings close by 5 or 6 at the latest. We will have to hit those early tomorrow before we head out to Castle Howard and then over to Keswick in the Lake District. So, we decided to end the day on a ghost bus tour of York. It was a little campy, but a lot of fun and somewhat informative. Of course the most exciting part of the tour was probably when it tried to leave without me! Channeling my “little” Black bladder, I took off for the nearby train station Wash Closet. Denise and Taylor headed for the ladies as we only had 5 minutes before the bus left. Well, wouldn’t you know that the men’s room was closed, like boarded up closed! As I squirmed my way back to the bus, I realized my water proof pants were going to fill up like a balloon if I got on that bus without hitting the head. So, figuring the train station had to have an open men’s room, I went on a search. As I finally found one across all the tracks on the other side of the station, I turned on my phone figuring I’d be sending the girls on without me and I’d just see them back at the hotel. I should have known better! My lovely wife, threatening the guide, had secured me an extra 5 minutes and as I passed by the old closed bathrooms, there was my wife running and yelling, run, run! I almost became my own ghost tonight, but was saved as I so often am by my loving lady! The other time she saved me on this trip was when she paid the dinner bill - glad I don’t have to see those things! Thank you sweetie!Read more