• Day 5 - Sandwich of Champions

      9 juni, Förenta staterna ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C

      15:30
      Just as we’re due to head home, our body clocks have adjusted. It’s ever thus, on these short, transatlantic jaunts. We’re still up and out in decent time, headed into Manhattan for half a day’s gallivanting. We start at Katz’s Delicatessen. I’ve been meaning to eat here since my first visit to New York back in the 90s, and Ali has has been dreaming of their sandwiches for the past 20 years.

      The ordering process is part of the experience. There are 7 ‘cutters’ behind a counter, who make your sandwich. Behind each of them is a vast, heated chest, containing countless pastramis, slabs of corned beef, breasts of smoked turkey, briskets, and so on. I go for the all-time classic - pastrami on rye, with mustard and Swiss cheese. Vicki goes for a Reuben. Ali’s order is the same as mine, and Karin has a chicken salad sandwich. Pastrami has quite a lot of natural fat in it, which is part of what gives it its sensational flavour. If you want particularly fatty bits of pastrami, you ask for your sandwich to be juicy. My cutter grabs a fresh pastrami from behind him, and starts slicing thick slices. He pops a couple onto a small plate for me to snack on while he’s cutting. Folks (rightly) talk in hushed tones about the knife skills of a sushi chef, but the meat cutters here have got a skillset all of their own, and equally (to my view) impressive.

      We find a table to park at while we eat. Holy shit - the sandwiches are sensational. The meat is rightly the star of the show, but the collective wouldn’t be nearly so impressive without the perfect bread, the right mustard, and the oozing cheese. It’s just an incredible combination of flavours and textures. I try a little of Vicki’s Reuben, and it’s also smashing. The corned beef has a *little* less flavour than the pastrami, but the Russian dressing is punchy, and the sauerkraut excellent. The sandwiches are BIG. Ali and reckon about 300g of meat per serve. We're certainly pretty well full by the time we finish. Ali has also bought a Celery Soda, which is a traditional accompaniment. It’s interesting - hints of sweetness, but with a savouriness that doubtless comes from the celery. If you blindfolded me, I’m not sure I’d have guessed it was celery flavoured, but it makes sense to know it is.

      Last item on our list for the trip is a walk through Central Park. The weather is just about playing ball. There’s some light mizzle in the air, but no downpours expected. We enter the park at the South West corner. The supertall residential sky-scrapers we could see on Saturday from the top of the Rockefeller have their top floors shrouded in cloud. We make first for the building that was used as Sigourney Weaver / Rick Moranis’ apartment block in the original Ghostbusters movie. From there, it’s a very short amble to Tavern on the Green - also featured in the same movie. The views from Sheep Meadow to the South are quite something. We stop for a quick coffee, before heading up through Strawberry Fields to the Dakota building - home of John Lennon, and the building outside which he was so sadly murdered.

      We’ve an hour before we need to head back to our apartment, so pop into Malachy’s - an Irish bar Vicks and I visited on our last New York trip. We spend a fun hour chatting away to the bar dude, who is maybe 70 odd, and who has some stories to tell about his many years working in the bar.

      23:30
      We pit-stop for 30 minutes at the apartment. A quick change of clothes, a freshen up. The drive out to JFK is much smoother than on arrival, and we’re dumped (technical term) at the terminal by 16:00. The security queue is a little lumpy, but not disastrously so. Airside, we find a bar in which to make a base camp, which is right next to our departure gate. A couple of hours pass in a haze of white wine (for me), and we board on time, a little before 19:00.

      JFK is JFK, so we push back on time, but it’s a good 1/2 hour before we take off. Once airborne, the person in front of me once again reclines their chair to the max before we’re at cruising height. I no longer care. I had a burger in the airport, so I’m not hungry. I focus instead on Sauvignon Blanc.
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    • Day 4 - A planned reduction in velocity.

      8 juni, Förenta staterna ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C

      Sleeps are definitely getting better, but slowly. I’m awake at 07:30, and Ali is not far behind me. As a collective, we’re up a little after 08:00. Our plan for Sunday has always been to hang out in Brooklyn, and be a lot moochier. Our legs are telling us that this remains a good plan. My right knee, which has been a suspect little fucker for several years, is enraged at the amount of walking I’ve done over the past few days. Karin’s knee, which shares some emotional baggage with mine, is saying the same. Ali has unintended blisters on both of his feet. I’m not sure Vicki has any actual physical complaints, but is very sympathetic towards ours.

      We head out around 11:00, heading for Kings Plaza Mall, right down in the South of Brooklyn. Poppy has inferred that she’d like some bits of clothing from a store called Hot Topic, and this is the closest one to us. We spend an hour or so wombling around the mall, and manage to grab a couple of t-shirts and a hoodie for Pops. We jump in a cab and head over to Brighton Beach.

      The sun is trying to shine, and there’s a brisk-ish breeze coming off the ocean. The beach is moderately busy at first, but the boardwalk is proper crazy as we cross over to Coney Island. Today is Puerto Rico day. Puerto Rico is a US ‘territory’ - not a state, but a self-governing US protectorate, positioned at the very northwestern of the Leewards Caribbean islands. There’s a sizeable Puerto Rican community in New York, and today is their national day. There are soundsystems up and down the boardwalk, lots of folks dancing on the sidewalk, a ton of domino games in motion. It’s a riot of colour, music, fun and flair.

      The girls have some ice cream, whilst Ali and I grab ourselves a hotdog and a beer from Nathan’s - a world famous wienery, and home to the annual hot-dog eating content, every 4th July. I’ve seen footage of this competition. It’s mental. The current record is 76 hotdogs in 10 minutes. Now - our hotdogs are hardly huge, but the idea of eating one every 8 seconds for 10 minutes is mindboggling. Our dogs are tasty. Very simple with sauerkraut and mustard for me, and same for Ali but with the addition of cheese whiz.

      We jump on a subway, and head up to Greenpoint. There’s a Korean fried chicken place called Peeps that Ali wants to try. We stop at a cool bar called Keg and Lantern for a quick pit-stop, and then head over to Peeps, maybe 10 minutes walk away. As we walk, the rains commence. We’d been warned there might be showers, but this feels fairly persistent. Arriving at Peeps, there are no indoor seating spaces, and the chicken is going to take approximately 20 minutes to be ready, during which wait we’ll be stood in the rain. I suspect it’s the kind of hardship Ali and I would happily bear for what are described as amongst the very best wings in New York, but to which we shan’t subject our wonderful wives.

      An Uber takes us over to Dumbo. Dumbo is the area:

      Down
      Under
      Manhattan
      Bridge
      Overpass

      There’s another acronym - Rambo - which replaces down under with ‘right around’ and we all feel this is a stretch too far. Ali and I take a selfie in front of the Evil Twin Brewery, and we head to the Time Out Market for some beer and food. Perhaps it’s the rain making the market busy, but it’s all a bit chaotic.There are some very pleasant sounding / looking / smelling food options, but we opt for a quick beer, and then head elsewhere.

      Elsewhere is a fab little Vietnamese place just around the corner from the market. Their wings are sensational. Some mussels in a coconut broth divine. I have a grilled pork and vermicelli type affair as a main course, and it’s banging. Heat, salt, sweet and sour in perfect balance, and the pork is collar, hard-grilled to a charred and chewy (in a good way) finish. There’s a bit of consternation when Ali’s chicken pho contains no chicken. It’s replaced with a beef version as the kitchen has apparently run out of chicken.

      Sated, we head down to the riverside under the Brooklyn Bridge, of one of the great views of the lower Manhattan skyline. We briefly wander around Water Street, where there’s a very pretty little pixie garden, with pretty lights around a fountain. It’s 20:00, and we briefly consider a foray elsewhere in Brooklyn, but Karin bought some wine at the liquor store underneath our apartment last night, and it’s not gonna drink itself…
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    • A soggy Brooklyn Bridge
      Nope. Just, no.Ghostbusters day!The style icon, the fashion guru.I want... No, I NEED a meat room in my house.A bit gloomy and hazy, but always a magnificent sight.I WANT IT THAT WAY.....

      Day 3 - Less a shower, more a downpour

      7 juni, Förenta staterna ⋅ ☁️ 20 °C

      The day starts a little later than yesterday, but still earlier than is absolutely ideal. I’m first up around 05:00, and Ali’s not far behind me. We’ve a LONG day ahead, culminating in a Yankees - Red Sox game that is unlikely to finish much (if at all) before 23:00.

      Coffee and Bloody Marys provide the sustenance we need to get up, showered, and out of the apartment. Frustratingly, the two subway lines that run just 100m from our apartment are suspended for the weekend for some engineering work, so we need to make alternative plans for getting out and about. I propose a bus route, which is met with initial suspicion, but ultimately proves to be a decent transport option. The bus is air-conditioned, which helps.

      We aim for a diner that’s just South of the Brooklyn Bridge, and we feast. Karin has some much desired pancakes with bacon and maple syrup. Ali has some kind of southern US take on an Eggs Benedict which includes some amazing smoked pork belly and a Chipotlé laced Hollandaise. Vicks dives headfirst into a ‘simple’ plate of eggs, bacon and toast, and I paddle in the shallow end of a smoked brisket hash. Sizeable, delicious, nourishing. It will stand us in good stead.

      From here, we head North over Brooklyn Bridge into Manhattan. The walk over the bridge is spectacular. It is, for me, one of the most recognisable edifices in the city. The views across to Manhattan are some of the best of the city’s skyline, and the architecture of the bridge itself is stunning to look at. When Vicks and I last visited, there were street vendors selling tacky tourist crap lining both sides of the walkway. They have all but disappeared. This *might* be because of the wet weather, but we suspect more likely that there’s been a clampdown by the New York city government.

      Yes, the weather. The forecast has been predicting some stormy conditions while we’re in town, and it looks like today is the day. I’ve got a sturdy umbrella to help me out. Karin has a waterproof jacket, and Vicki has both an umbrella and a poncho. Ali has…. *checks notes* nothing. As we walk over Brooklyn Bridge, there are brief showers. The heavy stuff is due later, around lunchtime. It’s still warm though - around 24C, so the air is thick and steamy. We all sweat up with alarming ease.

      At the North end of the bridge walkway, we take a left, and wander down through the financial district to the 9/11 Memorial. I wrote about it at length in the journal for my last visit in 2023, so won’t retread this very saddest of grounds. I’m unsure why, but for some reason on this visit to the memorial that lists dead soul from that horrendous day, my eyes are repeatedly drawn to the very many entries that end with ‘and her unborn child.’ I’m in two minds about the folks taking happy, smiley selfies in front of the memorial. I suppose it’s nice that they came to pay their respects, but I wish they’d pay them just a little more.

      Sobering as the experience is, we head for a sit-down and a beer in a cool sports bar just round the corner from Freedom Tower (Fuck yeah!) The Irish bartender is an interesting character. He makes his own hot sauce, which he puts to great use in Ali’s Bloody Mary. It transpires he was a professional (but not brilliant) rugby player earlier in his career, playing occasionally for the great Leinster side of the early 2000s. He’s been in New York for 17 years, and very much considers this his home now.

      We head a little to the North, in search of FDNY Ladder 8 - the firehouse made famous by original 1980s Ghostbusters films. When Vicki and I last visited, we had the place to ourselves. Today, we’re a little surprised to see some folks in costumes heading the same way as us. As we get close to the firehouse, these intensify in number, and we can hear a large crowd cheering, and some live music. It transpires we have coincided with the annual Ghostbusters celebration. My personal favourite is a woman dressed as the ghost, Slimer, who is walking along hand-in-hand with her little kid, who is a tiny Slimer.

      We head further North to the Flatiron building, which is sadly draped in scaffolding and netting, so is robbed of much of its majesty. We pass by the Empire State Building, and make to head towards Grand Central Station, at which point, the heavens open. These are the much heavier rains that we were promised. Umbrellas are barely putting up a fight against the downpour, so much so that we seek shelter in a bar on Park Avenue. As we emerge, the rain is still there, but it’s just a couple of blocks to the station, so stay relatively dry.

      The interior of Grand Central Station is, I think, the most beautiful I’ve seen. The light refracting through the windows is so charismatic, and the architecture just stunning. It’s a bit of a shame that the soulless Penn Station is the source for all of the long distance trains from New York across the country, as I think it robs Grand Central of some of the romance of long distance rail travel.

      As we emerge to pick up a cab to take us to our lunch stop, the heavens have opened, and in a big way. It’s teeming down. Heavier than heavy. Cabs are at a premium, as no one wants to walk. Traffic is at a standstill.Vicki and I bravely stand at the roadside with our arms raised, and getting increasingly soggy. A yellow cab takes pity on us, and we pile inside. What should be a 10 minute cab ride is reckoned by GoogleMaps to be more like 20. When we ultimately abandon our cab 20 minutes later, GoogleMaps reckons it’s STILL another 20 minutes away by car, but only 10 on foot. Ali dons Vicki’s very fetching lilac poncho, and we stride up 8th Avenue, doing our utmost to avoid the largest of the puddles.

      We arrive at Gallaghers about 20 minutes later for our 14:00 reservation, and more than a little flustered/damp, but the Maitre D’ is welcoming and relaxed. Gallaghers is from the very oldest school of steakhouses - leather banquettes, dim lighting, huge slabs of meat roasted over charcoal, long-standing connections to the mob, and countless pictures of film stars and celebrities - past and present. They offer an incredibly well valued 3 course lunch menu. What follows is theatre and history in equal measure. The salads - my goodness, the salads. Karin’s Caesar looks like the real deal. None of that chicken bollocks - just leaves, anchovies, cheese and croutons in a rich, egg based dressing. Ali’s wedge salad features blue cheese, ranch dressing and bits of bacon. Delish. Vicki and I are a little more abstemious with our soups (asparagus for her, Manhattan clam chowder for me), both of which are excellent. The steaks are sensational. I wouldn’t describe myself as a fan of fillet (ubiquitously referred to as filet mignon over here), but this is a brilliant piece of meat, couple of inches tall, cooked to a beautiful mid-rare finish. Stunning. Dessert, whilst entirely unnecessary is New York Cheesecake or Key Lime Pie - both of which are very tasty. Our server also brings over Ali a teeny chocolate fondant with a birthday candle in it, as they’ve heard us chatting about the reason for our trip - a lovely touch.

      We’ve made up a little time, and can take our time heading down to the Rockefeller Center for our visit to the observation deck at the top of the building. It’s fairly cloudy still as we arrive at the deck, but the sun quickly pushes through. The same view down over Central Park changes dramatically in a 20 minute window. Even in the couple of years since my last visit, a couple of new skyscrapers have popped up, and more are under construction. The view to the North over Central Park and up to Harlem remains brilliant. The view South is more cluttered than I remember, and the beautiful Chrysler building is increasingly hidden from view by the far less elegant newcomers around it.

      We stop in briefly at the Nike Innovation Lab, where Ali discovers they don’t have the trainers he wants in stock. We repair to a very cool little bar called The Naked Pig, where it’s happy hour, and we’re happy to. Ali and I have been warned about the extortionate prices for beer at Yankee Stadium, so we collectively spend a very happy hour pre-loading. There is, at one point, a Backstreet Boys singalong.

      At 19:30, we arrive at Yankee Stadium. Our seats are up in the heavens, but actually afford a really good view down over the field of play. I’ve been a Boston Red Sox fan for a little over 25 years, and Ali has determined that he’s a Yankee. I suspect this is partly so he and I have just one more thing about which to bicker and banter. The atmosphere in the stadium is more rugby than football (i.e. soccer) Fans of both teams intermingle, there’s some friendly but lively chat, and not even the merest hint of crowd trouble. I have no qualms about cheering for my team when they’re doing well, and when they ultimately win. The view over the top of the stadium towards the sunset is a beautiful one. The beers - yes, they are expensive, but they are also huge. 25 fluid ounces, which is a shade under 750ml. We’re on the Stella, which for some reason is viewed in the US as some kind of premium European lager.

      Our journey back to Brooklyn is sketchy at best. Because of the line closure to our nearest station, we know we’ll have to change a few times. 3 subway trains and about 90 minutes later, we emerge about a 20 minute walk from our apartment. The walk back through the neighbourhood is pretty spicy. Lots of drunk/stoned/mashed people on the streets. At one point, a full on rap party on the street, with a sizeable crowd, and a car soundsystem at full beans. We get back to the apartment around 00:15. It’s been a long, but incredibly successful day.
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    • Day 2 - OMG, the burger.

      6 juni, Förenta staterna ⋅ 🌙 25 °C

      19:45
      What a day!

      There’s very little surprise when we ‘re all awake before 06:00. Ali gave up around 03:30, and I find him chilling on the sofa when I pad into the lounge a little after 05:00. My head is a little bunged up from the overnight A/C, but I feel like I’ve slept reasonably well. Karin is next to emerge, followed really not that long after by Vicks. We decide to get cleaned up and head out a little earlier than planned, and we’re at the subway station by 08:00.

      We jump off at Times Square and 42nd, right in the heart of the Broadway theatre district. From here, it’s a 20 minute walk through Hell’s Kitchen to the Circle Line cruise pier. We stop for sustenance at Broad Nosh bagels, and I have the best bagel of my life. Kind of like a posh version of a McDonalds sausage and egg muffin, but oh so very much and a lot more. Ali and Karin both have variations on a smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel, and Vicki has a fab looking roast turkey and avocado wrap. Utterly delicious.

      We wander over to the Hudson River, and stop to admire the enormous USS Intrepid moored opposite 43rd Street. It’s crazy to think that the newest US aircraft carriers are almost 60% bigger again than this behemoth. A couple of piers down is the Circle Line Cruise company, an absolute must if you’re visiting New York for the first time. Manhattan is an island, and can be circumnavigated. Vicki and I have taken this trip on both of our previous jaunts to New York, and are very happy to be sharing the experience with Ali and Karin.

      The boat sets off to the South, and the sun is getting properly warm at 10:00. There’s a touch of breeze kicking around, but I slather myself in sunscreen to be on the safe side. We pass Chelsea, the financial district, and see the Freedom Tower. It’s 541m high, which is 1776 feet, and was built to this height to commemorate the US’s declaration of independence in 1776, which is the most, “America, Fuck yeah!” thing I’ve ever heard.

      Next up is the Statue of Liberty. The view from the water is beautiful - a real treat. From here, we head up the East River, and pass under the Brooklyn Bridge. That’s one of my very favourite things right there. It’s such a cool moment. I encourage the others to join me on the bow deck at the front of the boat, where it’s both cooler due to the breeze, and the view uninterrupted.

      We continue up towards Queens, passing some of the most recognisable buildings on the planet - the Empire State, the Chrysler, the UN building. There are other architectural gems though. There are two buildings next to each other but linked by a walkway around halfway up, which has been designed to look like two people dancing. I love it.

      Queens soon gives way to the Bronx, and the world famous Yankee Stadium that Ali and I will visit tomorrow. We loop around the top end of Harlem, and rejoin the Hudson, right at the very northern tip of Manhattan. The view across from us is staggering. The Palisades are actually in New Jersey. They were bought by a cabal of wealthy New York families - the Stuyvesants, the Rockefellers, the Vanderbilts - who committed to keeping the area undeveloped. These beautiful flint cliffs rise to towering peaks above the river. It’s so strange to see this unspoilt ecosystem so close to the sprawling mass of New York.

      Disembarked, and reinvigorated with a coffee, we set off to walk the High Line. What used to be an elevated train line has been turned into a public park - never more than a few metres wide, but stretching North to South across maybe 25 city blocks. The sides of the walkway are strewn with art installations and greenery - all plants that are indigenous to New York, but which have become increasingly hard to find as the urban sprawl has intensified. Some of the architecture alongside the walkway is uber-cool.

      At the South end of the park, we try to decide whether beer or food. Beer wins. We head for the Tavern on Jane, an awesome little slice of Americana that Vicki and I stumbled upon (and stumbled out of. Hic) on our last visit. We’re hopeful that the incomparable legend that is Johnny Pompadour will be working today, but are disappointed to find he’s not. Only Mondays and Tuesdays apparently. Undeterred, we sit at the bar and pass the time. One swiftly becomes two, and we’re conscious that time’s pushing on, and we need to eat.

      Hamburger America - what a place. George Motz is a dude. He wrote an entire book (and subsequently turned it into a documentary) about the history of the burger. This guy knows more about burgers than pretty much any other living being. HE LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK. From all of this experience learning about and eating burgers, he decided to open his own place in New York, and it’s here that we find ourselves, drooling at the menu. There are only two burger options - Oklahoma style, which sees wafer thin slices of onion pressed into the burger patty, and his take on a smash burger. I go for the onion burger, Vicki the smash. OMG - the burgers are sensational. The onion adds such a depth of flavour, but never competes with the quality, dry-aged beef used in the patties. The cheese is perfect, melting not ‘onto’ the burger, but almost ‘into’ it. It’s burger alchemy. Straight into my top 3 burgers of all time.

      Our next stop is John’s on Bleecker street, a legendary pizza place all of 500m from Hamburger America. Vicki, Ali and I smash our way through a 14” pepperoni pie. We take it to-go, and eat it in a small park a couple of hundred metres down the street. It’s good. It’s not world beating, but we all agree it’s very tasty, and we’re glad to have tried this world famous pizza.

      A brief conflab suggests we are not going to be hungry anytime soon. I propose a walk through Washington Square Park, and then a beer. Washington Square Park is buzzing. It’s nearly 17:00 on a sunny Summer Friday, and the people of New York are coming out to play. The fountain throws some very welcome spray in our direction. The heat hasn’t abated all day, with highs around 32C. We’ve been marching around, and the sweat is constant. A couple of guys are advertising free hugs, and we persuade Ali to get involved. I’m not sure he’s exactly the kind of hug recipient these dudes were aiming for, but they’re happy huggers, nonetheless.

      Our next pit-stop is at a cool little bar called Malthouse, where we revel in some frosty, air-conditioned climatic conditions. In the interests of energy, Karin and I go for Espresso Martinis, which are excellent.

      Leaving Malthouse, we head over to the Bowery, in the general direction of Katz’s deli, our last planned food stop of the day. We head to Sara Roosevelt Park, and sit in the shade watching some games of 3 on 3 basketball happening. The standard of play is wildly varied. There are some serious ballers alongside some players who are anything but. It’s evident that you just pitch up, wait until a space on a team becomes available, and join in. There’s no vitriol against the less gifted players, which I find heartwarming.

      We womble around the corner to see some street art on Freeman’s Alley. Beautifully vivid colours, and some incredibly high quality work.

      We head back to the Bowery, and drop in to a very cool Irish Bar called Slainte. Ali decides a beer is probably too much right now, so has a lemonade. I decide that Guinness is a solid strategy. Our seats are becoming very comfortable. It’s around 19:00, and we’re tuckered. We’ve been on the go all day, and none of us are particularly hungry. We decide to revisit the Katz’s plan later in our trip, and head back to Brooklyn instead.

      The subway is a cakewalk. 30 minutes in comfortable, air-conditioned carriages. We’ve not seen any crazies on the subway yet, though it’s possible that we are the crazies. As we climb the stairs to our apartment, I can really feel the 21,000 steps I’ve done today in my calves and my feet. Tomorrow promises more of the same, though thankfully in slightly cooler conditions…
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    • Travelling buddies!
      Virgin's 'signature' Bloody Mary = a Bloody Mary.Karin's teeny, tiny little legsBrooklyn thumbs!Crazy cleaver lady

      Day 1 - From here, to there.

      5 juni, Förenta staterna ⋅ ☁️ 30 °C

      12:30
      It’s been a while, and for that - I apologise. Would you believe, I’ve been hard at work? No? Didn’t think so. Well - I have. And I’m really enjoying it, thanks. I won’t bore you with the details. Suffice to say, I don’t feel like I NEED a holiday, and yet - here we are.

      ‘Here’ is Terminal 3 at Heathrow. The eagle eyed (elephant memoried) of you will recall this as my jumping off point for a couple of trips over the past year - 2 to the US and one to India. You will also recall that it is one of my very least favourite terminals. Not just at Heathrow, but of any major International airport. It’s just so glum.

      Since my last departure experience from here in January, flying to Delhi, the terminal has had a bit of a glow up. It needed one. The security process is vastly improved by the introduction of the new scanning machines that don’t require the traveller to extract every item form their bag for scrutiny. Our fave driver, Andy, dropped us at the kerbside of T3 at 09:20, and we’re comfortably (and comfortable) in the Curator bar by 09:55. Magic.

      This trip is a birthday bonanza. My beloved twin, Ali, turns 50 in a few weeks, and this trip to New York is a blowout celebration of the fact that he’s made it this far. It’s his and Karin’s first time in New York Vicki and I are ultra excited to show them around this city that we love so much, that holds such precious memories for us, and that is just so much fucking fun to visit.

      We spend a couple of hours in the Curator breakfasting, and having a very important few beers to grease the skids. When I visit the gents, I notice that the smell contraption in the urinals is called Whiffaway, which very must reminds me of the backing vocals in the seminal 80s hit, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.” So much so, in fact, that I start singing a slightly amended version about a toilet, a stinky toilet. I won’t go into all of the detail. I only realise when the gentleman next to me in the facilities surreptitiously looks over at me that I’m singing out loud, and everso slightly louder than is strictly necessary.

      We’re quickly boarded onto a moderately empty flight. Premium Economy is perhaps 50-60% full, economy maybe 20%. The kind cabin crew offer a Prosecco (for me, Vicki remains abstinent), and we ease into our flight.

      12:03
      Not magic. I forgot to reset to Eastern Time on my phone before we took off.

      It’s a pretty standard Virgin daytime flight. The crew are fabulous. Due to an unforeseen circumstance, Ali and Karin have been separated from us. We’d booked window and aisle seats behind each other. A good friend of ours works at Heathrow, and bumped them to the bulkhead, with the additional legroom, love and attention that comes with it. I can see their heads / hear their fun from a few rows back.

      Despite this, the flight has a feel-good nature to it. Intercontinental flights generally, and transatlantic flights specifically can feel pretty turgid. Business at the front, party at the back. Virgin will remain one of my favourite airlines, for as long as they retain the policy of recruiting cabin crew with the joy and fun they currently do.

      The only slight hiccough is when the lady sat directly on front of me fully reclines her seat while we’re taxiing, leaving me in no doubt of her full flight intentions. I briefly feel like kicking off, but catch sight of her - her skin is waxy, she looks like she’s sweating, she immediately dons an eye-mask, and falls asleep. She’s having a way worse day than I am - so I leave her to it.

      As lunch is being served, she wakes up, and I ask (gently) if she’d mind popping her seat up while we eat. She retains the waxiness, but her eyes at least look like they’re working. We wordlessly agree a form of accord…

      We can see Ali and Karin having a blast. We stop in briefly at their seats, and they’re particularly enjoying their proximity to the bar. Seeing their joy warms my soul. We were chatting in the Curator earlier, about how weird it is that we’ve never actually travelled together outside of the UK, and certainly not just the 4 of us. Treating them for Ali’s 50th is an AMAZING excitement. We’ve got so much cool stuff planned over the next 4 days. I CAN. NOT. WAIT.

      18:30
      Stunned. We’ve signed up for a quick immigration option, and we’re through the line in a little under ten minutes. The regular queue to our right is warning of at least a 1 hour wait. Our bags turn up quickly, and around 30 minutes after we landed, we’re heading for our cab. This is unheard of at JFK. I don’t know if we’ve just got ultra lucky, or whether there’s change afoot across the airport.

      Our cab is then sluggish in getting to us. The heat outside is both pleasant and stifling. We left behind chilly rainstorms in the UK, and we’re met with hot, sticky sunshine.

      William finally turns up. It’s not really his fault. The traffic around JFK is particularly terrible today. Our apartment in Brooklyn is a short (as the crow flies) distance away, but it takes us nearly an hour to crawl through New York rush hour traffic.

      Our apartment is great - a 2 bed walk up. We crank the A/C as soon as we’re in the door. Happily, there’s some frosty water in the fridge, and the conditioned air starts to bring the temperature down.

      Ali and I head out in search of supplies. Water. Much more water. Some milk. Some tomato juice for Bloody Marys. This last one proves trickier than we’d expected. There are countless juice options that are not tomato. There’s a tomato option mixed with clam juice. We end up buying a monstrous tin of tomato juice. Neither of us can recall ever seeing tomato juice in a tin before. It will have to do.

      We’re unsure whether there is a tin opener in the apartment.

      22:00
      We’re all a little shocked to have made it this far. There were murmurings that we’d be asleep by 19:00. Mainly me and Karin. Ali and Vicki rouse the arse out of it, and we head up the road to a grand little place called Market Bar. We arrive at about 18:55, and spend some time perusing the menu. The lovely staff member looking after us says that because we arrived before Happy Hour ended, we get happy hour prices, even though it’s past 19:00. We’re starting to really love this neighbourhood. We’re in Little Caribbean, a melting pot of cultures, cuisines, and accents. We’re comfortably the only white people in the bar. It’s an awesome little place to hang out.

      We move a couple of blocks up the street. We try and stop at a Mexican place, but it lacks seats. Half a block up is a jerk chicken place that Ali’s read about - called Irie’s. The smell coming off the massive drum style BBQ is rude. We’re umming and ahhing about what to do, when the chef brings Ali and I over a couple of little tasty morsels. Holy fucking shit - the taste is amazing. I’ve cooked plenty of jerk over the years, but I’ve yet to master the alchemy of marinade and heat that leaves the meat juicy, the marinade charred, but critically not burnt. Ali enters into negotiation with a frankly quite scary woman for a plate of chicken. She says you can’t have just a plate of chicken. He repeats that he wants a plate of chicken. Her eyes roll, but her hand reaches for the cleaver. She spends the next 10 minutes brutalising chicken legs. Smash! Chop! Whack! Chop! She eventually give us (Ali and Tim) a paper bowl of the very tastiest chicken, for the princely sum of $8.

      A couple of doors down, the girls are in deep negotiation with a lovely lady, to order some tacos. Ali and I swoop in, apparently sound like Hugh Grant wannabes, and get in on the taco action. They’re lovely, but not a patch on crazy cleaver lady’s jerk. The very sweet server who finds our accents so alluring offers to make Vicki a mocktail, despite there being none on the menu. Vicki’s game, but perhaps not expectant. What turns up is a delicious strawberry concoction - juice and fresh fruit, something a bit sharp to liven things up. Delicious.

      We’ve hit the heady heights of 21:00. It’s not quite time for home, as we’re trying to ensure we don’t sleep before about 22:00. We stop at a German bier bar called HasenStuble - a word I’ve said more today than I ever thought I would. We sit out on the street, as the temperature is finally starting to come down a little. It’s a very pleasant place to be - hanging out with your besties, watching the world go by, telling old stories, and listening to the stories and dramas of those around us. We fairly quickly identify that the group sitting at the next table to us is a group of ravers, and they’re dissecting last week’s party. I can’t imagine a better place to be right now.

      Around 21:30, we admit something akin to defeat. It’s bed time. We head back to the apartment, and pour one last salutary glass of wine. We shall sleep the sleep of the just.
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    • India? Tim? Or both?

      12 februari, England ⋅ ☁️ 3 °C

      This blog post is a collection of random and not so random thoughts. It’s gonna be long one, so apologies in advance. At the outset of this trip, I really wanted to understand how India had changed since my first experiences in 2007, whether for the better or the worse. I wanted to use those experiences as a yardstick to understand how I’d changed, how different my attitudes were and my approaches to travelling. Along the way, and recognising that change is the only constant, I’ve found myself asking whether something feels different because India has changed, because I’ve changed, or perhaps a little bit of both. What follows documents some of my thinking. Those of you that know me well will know that it might get a bit chaotic.

      Expense
      India remains an incredibly economical place for western walleted travellers. Back in 2007, I had a budget of £30 per day, which included my accommodation. Places to stay tended to average about £10 per night. A little more in some places, a little less in others. £20 comfortably covered my other expenses. I typically ate twice per day, and spent roughly £1 - £2 on each meal. A beer outside of the bigger cities was around £1. A rickshaw driver for the day was never more than £3-£4.

      In 2025, my budget is substantially higher. Picking apart whether that’s India or me needs a little analysis, and as most of you will know - I LOVE that shit. 17 years is a lot of inflation to factor in, and we’ve had a global pandemic in the meantime which has done all sorts of crazy things to global commodity prices. I’m also staying in *slightly* more luxurious accommodation. Not massively though. Clean and comfortable remain the two most important things I look for in a guesthouse, and they don’t come at a particular premium. My average accommodation bill on this trip is £40 per night, but that includes a couple of weeks in the middle in Goa where Vicki is joining me, and we are, as a result, staying in slightly fancier accommodation. Without Goa included, the average is £26.

      Eating and drinking remains great value. My Kathi kebab in Delhi on day 1 was £1.50, and remains one of the tastiest things I’ve eaten on the entire trip. Agra, I barely ate anything, so that was incredibly cheap. In Lucknow, a very good feed could be had for perhaps £3. Beers were around £1.50. In Goa, pick your poison. A delicious curry can be had for maybe £3, but you can equally feed yourself on the most incredible fresh BBQ fish for £8 per head.

      Conclusion : India has not really changed, but I have - just a little.

      Road Safety
      The roads remain lethal. Whilst many of the cars on the roads are newer, and hopefully therefore more likely to protect their passengers in case of a crash, the likelihood of that crash occurring feels as a great as ever. I *think* the quality of driving is a little higher in Goa, where the pace of westernisation is perhaps at its greatest in India. It’s marginal though. They’re still fucking lunatics.

      Conclusion : India has not changed. I have not changed - in that I still value my life, and wish I didn’t have to travel on Indian roads to get around.

      Food
      It’s impossible not to notice the new prevalence of western fast-food outlets in almost every town of any real size. I barely (if at all) saw these in 2007, but now they’re everywhere. There are still incredible food options wherever you go, and I’m always going to be the type to find them if I can. My disappointment, if that’s the right word, is that I believe it indicates a gradual detachment of the youth culture of India with their traditional regional cuisine. I suspect (but can’t prove) that most young people in India eat traditionally when with their families, but less so when with their friends. Most of the restaurants at which I eat traditional, regional food feature diners in their middle age and upwards, while the fast-food outlets heave with young people.

      When you do find regional cuisine being served, it is sensational. In the UK, we’ve distilled ‘Indian’ cuisine down into familiar curry-house favourites - dopiazas, jalfrezis, baltis, rogan josh. Great dishes though these may be, they represent a fraction of the sublime food that is served across India on a daily basis. Each state or region has its own food traditions, styles and ingredients. I’m at my happiest when eating in a local, traditional restaurant, and can simply ask the waiter to bring whatever is their favourite. My cookery class in Goa has reminded me that beyond the restaurant staples, there also exists a powerfully enticing repertoire of home cooked food, much of which I’ll attempt to recreate at home. I will, I will, I WILL figure out how to make the perfect dhal…

      Conclusion : India is changing, and I’m not sure where it’ll end up. I have not changed.

      Traveller Types
      I saw a lot more western travellers in 2007. I suspect India’s popularity as the de facto traveller destination for so many was starting to wane by then, but it remained highly popular place for travellers. Lucknow was entirely bereft of travellers, and in Delhi I saw none (albeit only there for a few hours). Goa was an exception, for sure. Pench, I think western travellers made up perhaps 2% of journey makers, and Maharashtra perhaps even fewer. I think this indicates a couple of things.

      Firstly, that India has become less popular with a certain type of traveller. Backpackers are fewer and further between than they once were. I saw some young backpackers in Agra, which shouldn’t be surprising as I was staying at a hostel. Compared to 2007 though, the number and proportion was much much lower. Are kids today even going backpacking? A bit of research suggest that fewer and fewer aspire to this kind of trip. It’s presumably not Instagrammable enough. I think more to the point is that travellers are looking for more of a balance between value and comfort.

      I think of Felix and my experience in Thailand and Cambodia in mid 2024. We encountered tons of back-packers, all of whom were staying in accommodation that I would class as a cut-above the standard most often found in India, and at similar prices it has to be said. Cambodia is a great example - we spent an average of £25 per night on accommodation, and stayed in some fairly luxurious and comfortable places. I don’t think that budget in India necessarily gets you the same level of cleanliness and sophistication. I think India runs the risk of missing out on the next generation of travellers who simply won’t put up with poor toilet facilities, dirty rooms and very basic facilities.

      What there are more of than my first visit are package trips, whether to beaches in Goa, or to cultural sites such as those found in the Golden Triangle. These have increased massively in popularity in recent years, and provide a ‘safe’ way for intrepid explorers to experience many of the wonders of India, without some of the tricky downsides. My own Auntie Eileen and cousin Rebecca took such a trip in October 2024, and loved it.

      Conclusion : India hasn’t really changed, but perhaps it should… I have not changed.

      Security
      India feels safer to me than it did in 2007. For a start, I didn’t get mugged in Delhi, so that’s an immediate improvement. Interestingly, reading back my journal from 2007, I wrote the following about Taj Ganj in Agra:

      "At night, it’s seedy, and reminiscent of the slum in Blade Runner. Tendrils of smoke and steam emanate from street-side shacks. There’s a menacing glare from the people loitering in the alleyways. Fortunately, I’m about six inches taller, and several stone heavier than the vast majority of Indians, and I have a menacing glare of my own. Walking around this part of town is an edgy experience, and I daren’t take out my camera to capture any of it. As is my wont to push things, I venture down one of the alleyways into the grimness of the backstreets. The streets clearly double as toilets, so strong is the stench of piss and shit. The place is keen deep is in squalor. I’m hooked. I wander around for 20 minutes or so, until I decide it’s probably safer to head back to the main street."

      Now, aside from the artistry of the prose, this describes a pretty sketchy place. It was only as I arrived at my hostel in Agra that I truly realised that it’s in Taj Ganj. The place is unrecognisable. Yes, it’s still busy and chaotic, but the menacing edge to this part of town has gone completely. Waking around at night (when I was fit enough to do so) was a breeze. It no longer smells like satan’s urinal.

      India definitely still fits into the ‘don’t be a dick’ category when it comes to security. Don’t hang a camera around your neck as you wander down the street, don’t wear ostentatious jewellery, don’t…

      You get the picture. But that’s true of everywhere I’ve traveled over the past 18 months, whether the sub-continent, South East Asia, Africa, South and North America or Europe. Why do people persist in being dicks?

      Conclusion : India has changed a little bit, for the better.

      Social Openness
      Wasn’t quite sure how to label this one, and it might take some explanation. One of the things I adored about my first trip to India was the friendliness, openness and warmth of pretty much everyone with whom I came into contact. Whether it was people running guesthouses, restaurant/bar workers, drivers, fellow train passengers - I spent most of my time in these environments embroiled in conversation, and making friends. I have experienced far less of that on this trip, and very much want to understand why. Ok - so not that much explanation needed after all…

      I think there are several factors here which combine to explain the dramatic change in behaviour. First up social digitisation. In 2007, I had a mobile phone, and it could (just about) access the internet over a shaky GPRS connection. It was WICKEDLY expensive to do so though, so I just didn’t. Facebook was a thing, but a pretty new one - I’d joined in Feb 2007. No Twitter (I refuse to call it X), no Instagram, TikTok or Snapchat. You could check your email or Facebook, but really only by going to an internet café, which I did once every few days at most. No WiFi, no streamable TV. I read. I read a LOT. I think I went through 17 books in the first part of my trip - about one every couple of days. When I wasn’t reading, I was meeting people - domestic tourists, other travellers, local hospitality workers. I revelled in it. I’d never quite experienced a style of travel quite like it. I was hooked.

      Fast forward 18 years, and the ubiquity of smartphones and cheap data / readily access WiFi means that this form of travel is getting lost. In Agra, I was part amazed / part disappointed when a group of 6 youngish French travellers arrived at The Hippie Café, spoke to each other for all of 5 minutes, then spent the next 3 hours doom-scrolling. They seemed to have nothing to say to each other, or to the other travellers congregated there. This feels to me to be a huge shame, as I think it can be amongst the most rewarding parts of travel. I love that these kids are still throwing clothes in a backpack, and heading off for adventure, but a part of me wishes they had the opportunity and ambition to have a simpler and more open experience. Christ, that makes me sound old…

      The same is true of local folks. Noses are buried in smartphones the majority of the time. In Goa in 2007, I met a few local workers who I hung out with during my stay. Kao, the Nepalese manager of Banyan Tree on Palolem Beach is a good example. I even ended up DJing at his bar one night, as he’d heard a couple of my discs, and really liked them. I just don’t think that would happen today. The digital obsession is closing off society in a way that I think is sadly irretrievable. Am I innocent in this? No - of course not. There have been times on this trip when I’ve been head down in my MacBook, writing this blog, and have doubtless missed opportunities to interact and engage. I’ve made a conscious effort though to limit screen time on my iPhone, which has unfortunately just given me more time to watch other people buried in theirs.

      Conclusion : India has changed, but it’s not India’s fault.

      Clusterfucks
      Things are going to go wrong in India. The degree to which they go wrong can almost never be predicted. It could be transport issues, plumbing problems, power outages, misleading directions, health issues, language miscommunication… The list is long and distinguished.

      My sense (entirely unscientific) is that broadly the same number of things went wrong on this trip as my last month long extravaganza. My reaction to them was definitely different though. In 2007, I breezed through the challenges I faced along the way. Even my mugging in Delhi I took with what I thought was pretty graceful acquiescence. In 2025, train delays irked me more, getting sick had a greater impact on me and my mood, my patience definitely wore thinner than it once would have. Part of this is doubtless on me - since 2007, I have developed quite the anxiety disorder, and while the medication I take daily helps keep it in check, it doesn’t remove it entirely. My ability to subsume stress and uncertainty has absolutely been diminished. I’ve not had a panic attack in years, but there’s a slow burn of underlying anxiety that never leaves me, and India has some characteristics that exacerbate it, moreso than anywhere else I’ve travelled in the past 18 months.

      The curveball for me when considering this is that the lack of internet connection in 2007 was actually a help, not a hindrance. Having immediate access to data about things like train times, delays etc etc, particularly when that data proves to be inaccurate, makes life harder, not easier. I had a few train delays in 2007, one of which I think was around 4 hours. I just sat on the platform with my book and a couple of beers, and asked as each train came in whether it was mine. Contrast that with me experience at Kalyan Junction, when the ‘data’ provided IRCTC disagreed with what the folks at the station were telling me, and I nearly got on the wrong train. I’d have been better off without a smartphone…

      AND FINALLY…
      My overall conclusion is that I might be done with this form of trip, to this country. I’ll absolutely visit India again, but likely in a more targeted way - to specific cities or states, or for particular events. I came back to India in part because I craved that social travel experience I had in 2007, but I’m just not sure it exists anymore. Whilst my trips of the past 18 months have all been incredible in their own ways, I’m conscious that my travelling experience has been a different one. I’ll absolutely still throw some clothes in a rucksack, and hit the road, but I think it’ll be outside of India, and with a different expectation of what I’ll find…
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    • Day 35 - Homeward Bound...

      10 februari, Indien ⋅ 🌙 25 °C

      08:56
      My body has no idea what time it is. Nor, for that matter, does my brain. The cab down to Mumbai took a shade over 6 hours, with a couple of pit-stops along the way for fuel and toileting. Sham’s driving is eccentric at best. His car’s limited to 80kph, which is great on the highway, but at several points, he deviates from the highway, and still drives at 80kph. I suspect he’s trying to make a bit of cash on the side by avoiding the tolled parts of the expressway, and these are supposed to be included in my cab fare. At one point, not long after we leave Aurangabad, I ask why we’ve left the freeway, and he just replies, “Only 40km.” Righto.

      The traffic as we arrive into Mumbai is frantic. The sun is just beginning to light the sky, I remember being driven through this part of Mumbai on my first arrival into India, and being slightly taken aback at the ramshackle and chaotic nature of it. Now, I just take it in my stride. The streets are filthy. It looks like there was a huge street event yesterday, so littered are the pavements with rubbish and plastic.

      I’ve not flown from Mumbai International in fully 15 years, and I believe it’s had quite the glow up since then. It certainly feels a lot more spacious and clean than my last visit. I’m quickly checked in, and into the security queue. Now, I’m fully ready for my last vape to be confiscated at this point. I’ve ordered two more to be waiting for me at home, and I’ve got other nicotine options for the journey. I follow Debbie’s advice, which is to put ALL electronics into a single bag, so it can readily be removed and scanned. I slip my vape battery in there, having popped the pod part in with my liquids. Colour me surprised when it doesn't get pulled. I wonder if having ALL of those electronics in a single place made it more difficult to identity the rogue vape battery, or whether as this is for an international flight, they just don’t care. I certainly don’t care - I’m just pleased my vape has made it through in one piece. Nicotine alternatives are great if the only option, but having my vape with me will make the c. 10 hour flight into London a much more pleasant experience.

      Emerging from the immigration checkpoint into the departure lounge, it’s clear just how much of a glow up the terminal has had. It’s now bright, open, spacious, well laid out. I’m not particularly hungry, having had a couple of samosas a few hours ago at one of our taxi pit-stops. There is, however, a Hoegaarden bar, and I find myself drawn to it. It’s before 9am, and I’m really not feeling too clever, but I also feel like I should toast the end of what’s been an amazing trip full of ups and downs, and some lifelong memories. I order a large Witbier, and nearly have a heart attack when the bar dude asks for 2180 rupees. WHAT THE FUCK? This, ladies and gentlemen, is the £20 pint. I saw another bar further down the terminal that has Kingfisher on draft. Might need one of those to calm me down after the incredible expense of my Witbier…

      12:33
      Back on UK time. Not long after take off, my eyes start to feel heavy. I’m starting to feel hungry, so I hang on until the food service, then fall into a deep sleep. I’m out for around 3.5 hours, which is something of a result. I stick to water and soft drinks. My beer(s) earlier didn’t do me the world of good. Hardly a surprise, but they greased the pre-flight skids. My head’s already banging, and doesn’t need anything else to make it worse. I managed to find a pharmacy in the airport, so have some decongestants to go with my painkillers. Not 100% sure they’re doing much, but probs better than not having them at all…

      14:30
      Flight’s nearly done. It’s felt long. As a result, I expect of not feeling great and not sleeping as much as I’d have liked. It does give me time to watch a few movies:

      1) Conclave - 7 pointy hats out of 10. Thoroughly enjoyed. Ralph Fiennes is excellent, as is Stanley Tucci. As someone raised Catholic, I knew a fair bit about the conclave process, but the Machiavellian scheming behind it was good entertainment. Interesting ‘twist’ at the end…
      2) Saturday Night - 8 giant penises out of 10. Thought this was excellent. Many of the folks on whose comedy and comedic acting I was weaned as a kid. Have been an avid watcher of Saturday Night Live most of my life, so to see what is apparently a pretty accurate rendition of its genesis was cool.
      3) Juror # 2 - 7 biased jurors out of 12. Perfect plane fodder. Utterly inoffensive, moderately entertaining, vaguely interesting premise, largely predictable plot.

      The young woman in the seat next to me is a marvel. She’s slept for the very vast majority of the flight. Sadly, when asleep, she’s alarmingly flatulent. Thankfully not heavy stinkers, but she’s quite the trumpet.

      20:30
      Ended up waiting very nearly two hours for my bag at Heathrow T3. Cheers for that luggage handling dudes. As a result, I miss the 16:20 coach, and am only just in time for the 17:20.

      As I get closer to the Brighton, I think the adrenaline that’s held me together for the past 24 hours is starting to disappear, as I’m feeling rougher and rougher.

      I stumble through the door, dump my bags, and collapse onto the sofa. Within seconds, I’m covered in cat. It’s good to be home…
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    • Day 34 - Bleurgh. Lurgy. All change...

      9 februari, Indien ⋅ 🌙 26 °C

      09:00
      I sleep pretty fitfully, waking up coughing on a few occasions, struggling to breathe through my nose on others. My throat is pretty sore now, an my glands are swelling. Fucksticks.

      I wake for the last time around 06:00, and quickly make the decision to extend my stay in Aurangabad by a day, and find another means of getting down to Mumbai tomorrow. I’m beginning to feel pretty sub-standard, and I don’t feel like a day of marching around the city, followed by a night on a sleeper train.

      I check with my hotel, and they’re fine with it. Satisfied, I head back to bed for some more sleeps.

      15:00
      A change is afoot.

      I wake up at 12:00, and head downstairs to grab some food. Nothing fancy - just a mild Palak Paneer and some rice. It’s a bit of an effort though. I’m sitting outside at the roof bar, and the heat of the day (it’s not THAT warm, but…) is making me feel a little feverish. More fucksticks.

      Back at my room, I decide to look into moving my flight up a couple of days, and heading back tomorrow instead of Thursday. The last thing I wanna do is get down to Mumbai tomorrow, then spend 3 days in a hotel room feeling like shit. There are economy seats with BA for a little under £300, and I can get cab to Mumbai Airport for around £40. I check with Virgin, and they’re happy to move my Premium seat to tomorrow’s 10:30 flight for a little less, so I bite their hand off. I book myself a cab to pick me up at 01:30, which’ll get me to Mumbai Airport around 07:00 for check-in. I’m way underspent on my budget for this trip, so I don’t feel too bad about the extra expense.

      I’m disappointed to skip Mumbai, and even moreso to miss hanging out with Manas and Preeti. I’m conscious though that after 47 years on this blue marble, I might finally be learning to listen to my body. Having made a decision, I immediately feel happier. Tomorrow evening, I should be safely at home with my baby boys. I’ll miss Vicki, as she’s heading over to her company’s office in Newbury for a couple of days, but she’ll be back Wednesday. Until then, I’m heartened by the idea of being able to spend time in my own bed when I need to, and lazing on my own sofa the rest of the time.

      Satisfied with my afternoon’s work, I get my head down for more sleeps. I’ll try and sleep in the car to Mumbai, but there’s no guarantee - and it’s a day flight into London, so again no certainty there either. I reckon this'll properly mess with my body-clock for a few days, but I've (still) nothing to be up for in the mornings, so I'll get by...

      01:30
      And so, it begins. I’m in the back of a moderately comfy cab for the next 5-6 hours. 24 hours from now, I should be getting home. I’ve got the A/C in the cab cranked up, as I’m feeling pretty warm. Here’s hoping that’s the worst of my troubles…

      No photos today. Apologies.
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    • Day 33 - Caves and Ting

      9 februari, Indien ⋅ ☀️ 23 °C

      08:30
      I wake with my alarm at 07:00, and have had a banging sleep. I’ve a driver booked for today, to take me on a tour of the surrounding areas of Aurangabad. To the North of the city are the Ellora caves, a series of monasteries and temples built into the cave structures. It houses temples for the Hindu, Buddhist and Jain faiths alongside each other, exemplifying the trait of religious tolerance. The earliest of these temples is around 1,500 years old. It’s rightly been made a Unesco World Heritage site, and i’m excited to visit.

      After my and Vicki’s less than successful tempe visiting day in Bangkok last year, I’m mindful to check if there are any dress codes or guidance for visitors. One website helpfully tells me to dress ‘appropriately.’ Cheers for that. I can’t find any mention of long trousers, nor of shoulder coverage, but decide that three-quarters and a t-shirt is the way to go. I’m also advised to wear flip-flops, as it’s a shoes off type situation before entering the caves. Critically, I’m told that mobile phones are not allowed in the complex. This is an actual piece of newsworthy guidance. I grab my SLR, as these ARE allowed… I don’t quite understand the banning of mobile phones at some Indian monuments, but not all. Perhaps it’s the decision of the religion to which the monument is dedicated. I make a note to look into this later.

      I’ve talked a lot about the differences between me as a traveller twenty years ago, and me as a traveller now. I have my own driver for the day today, and a lovely, big and spacious SUV. Twenty years ago, I’d have deffo looked for a shared trip, to cut down on cost. The $35 I’m spending on a private vehicle for the day feels more than worth it. I can stick to my own timetable, go where I want, and can sit and write this journal with impunity, in the knowledge that I’m not ignoring my fellow passengers. I’m also not convinced there would have been another 4 tourists with whom to share a vehicle. I seem to be the only foreign tourist in town…

      10:45
      Lies, lies, and yet more lies.

      1) Taking your phone into the Ellora cave complex IS allowed.
      2) There is one and only one of the 34 caves where you’ll be asked to remove your footwear. As the cave’s go, it’s one of the dullest.
      3) Wear what you want.

      Google AI proving that AI, whilst perhaps the future, is definitively not the present.

      All that aside, the cave complex is stunning. As we arrive, my driver hands me over to a pleasant guy called Siddiq. Siddiq is going to show me where to buy a ticket and so on. As we walk towards the entrance, Siddiq points out his shop, that sells sculptures and crystals. I tell him I’m not interested. He says that’s ok - I’ll will buy on the way back. *sigh*

      This kinda arrangement is incredibly common in India. Feroz, my driver, will be on a commission if I DO buy anything (which I won’t). Siddiq is very kind though, and lends me a guidebook for the cave complex.

      Inside the complex, it’s immediately striking how much work must have gone into creating these edifices. I start at cave 1, to the East of the site, and work my way back to the middle. Some of the caves are much bigger than others. Cave 5, for example, was a congregating temple, and would have comfortably held 500. Cave 1 is a little more circumspect, and perhaps held 50. All feature intricate carvings into the stone. These are monolithic caves - i.e.they’re created out of a single piece of stone - the rock that forms the hills in which they’re located.

      I’m struck by how well some of them have survived the 1,500 or so years since they were built. Sals and I visited Egypt with Mum and Dad back in 2006, and were similarly struck by the artwork in the famous temples at Edfu and Komombo. It’s staggering to me that I’m looking at broadly what the Buddhists, Hindus and Jainists would have been looking at over 1,000 years back.

      Cave 16 is the most impressive of the temples, and is the largest monolithic structure in the world. It’s a Hindu temple dedicated to Shiva, and is littered with carvings of elephants. There’s one though that looks very different. Kind of an elephant crossed with a dragon. As you walk in, there’s a sculpture of the goddess Lakhmi being sprayed with water by two elephants.

      Throughout my visit, I’m asked for photos.At this towering monument to human construction, I’m the tourist attraction for some. I get a little narked when one guy asks for a selfie, and as he’s taking it, yanks my beard. He gets a swift Bhaad Mein Jao…

      Next, on to Daulatabad Fort, a citadel built into a hill 20km South of here. It was built in the 9th century AD, and survives in pretty good condition, apparently….

      12:30
      The fort complex is commanding, and impressive. It’s split into sections over the entire hill, from base to peak. I climb ‘most’ of the way to the top but admit defeat. It’s getting properly hot, and there’s next to no shade.

      I pass by a large family of langurs, and hear a strange crinkling noise. They’re opening packets of food. What looks like little packets of individual sweets. I’m part impressed, that their dexterity is such that they open them without issue, and part saddened to see how humanised they’ve become.

      I spend some time climbing a large minaret, apparently built in the 15th century after the Delhi sultanate whupped the Gujaratis in some kind of war type thing.

      I mosey around the cannon gallery, featuring cannons used at the fort over the many centuries. I’m particularly struck by the ornate features of one of them - a couple of lions (or tigers) have been sculpted onto the cannon barrel. Very chic warfare. I’m also gladdened to see that there’s a sign identifying all of the key parts of a cannon, one of which is called the knob.

      Feroz asks if there’s anywhere else I want to see. He’s on the clock until 15:00. There’s a miniature (not properly miniature, but just smaller) version of the Taj Mahal about 20km to the East of us, but:

      1) I’ve visited the real Taj on this trip, and it won’t stand up well, and
      2) Heat / shade combo not good.

      I tell Feroz to head back to my hotel. I can foresee an afternoon of beer and naps, ahead of England’s game against France at Twickenham later….

      19:00
      Lunch was spectacular, in more than one way…

      As I sit down at an outside table at Harry’s Bar, one of the waiter dudes is already on his way to me with an ice-cold Kingfisher, and a frosted glass from the freezer. Now THAT’S what I call service. I order some mutton kebabs, and when they arrive, they’re amazing. Juicy, well spiced, flecked with fresh chilli - delicious. I mop them up with a much needed cooling cucumber raita, and some roti.

      Inside the bar, there’s a group of perhaps 15 women, having quite the good time. I wonder if it’s a hen party, or perhaps a birthday celebration. My wondering is answered a little later, when they come outside to sing happy birthday, with a cake and candles combo. I join in the singing, much to their delight, and they insist that I join them for cake. The birthday girl is Hattishah, and today is her 30th birthday. They’re a group of family and friends, ranging from 20 to 73 years old. I’m asked lots of questions about my trip - where I’ve been, where I’ve enjoyed most, which foods I’ve liked… Only a couple of them speak good English, but they translate effectively for the others. They’re incredibly fun to hang out with for a while, though at one point I have a suspicion that the grandmother is considering marrying me off to one of her family.

      The combination of food, beer and conversation has left me sleepy, so around 16:00 I head back to my room, and put my head down for a nap. I initially plan on an hour, but change my alarm at 17:00 for another hour, and get straight back to sleep.

      When I wake, my head is a little stuffed up. My throat was a bit thick earlier, and I suspect this might be the next step on the way to a cold. Hopefully it’s just a slight case of the sniffles. FINGERS CROSSED.

      00:15
      Allez les Blancs!

      Around 20:30, I head down to Harry’s for dinner. I’m starting to feel a bit sub-standard, and don’t fancy heading out for an explore. I fancy something other than Indian cuisine this evening. The thickness in my throat has turned sore, and I suspect chilli heat will not be its friend. I have some lamb in black bean sauce (or to give it its menu moniker - lamp in black bean sauce) and it’s tasty. Also suitably un-hot. I forego a beer, and stick to water.

      Time’s pushing on, and I’ve got a game of rugby to watch. The WiFi in the hotel isn’t the best. Spotty and slow. I test the speed over a cellular connection, and it’s much better. Still not great, but it’ll have to do. The game is streaming on ITV. I start watching the first half, and it’s buffering a lot. I get kicked out at one point, and can’t get back onto the live-stream. I hmmph quite a lot, and talk to my iPad quite a bit. Just for shits and giggles, I try the Sky Go app, as I can live-stream TV channels through that. ITV streams perfectly. I don’t particularly understand why, but I’ll take it.

      The first half of the game is scrappy. France are a technically better team, but after a day’s heavy rain in London, make a ton of handling errors. It’s 7-7 at half-time, and that’s about fair. The second half is a ding-dong roundabout. The lead changes hands multiple times. England are 19-18 up with 10 to go, but France score with 5 on the clock, to lead 25-19. I fear an England capitulation, but am happily stunned when the cross for a try with all but the last play of the game. England win a cracker of a game 26-25. By no means the tightest of performances, but one full of heart and grit. It bodes well.

      Knackered. Time for bed…
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      Day 32 - To Aurangabad! Eventually...

      7 februari, Indien ⋅ ☀️ 22 °C

      10:00
      I must have done something different with my hair today. I’ve been stared at for most of my trip - at least anywhere outside of Goa - but today I’m attracting more stares than at any point before now. One guy on the station platform particularly stares at me for fifteen minutes. Straight. I’m wearing my shades, so can keep an eye on him with my peripheral vision, and I just find myself wondering what on earth is going through his head while he’s looking. I get that I look different, but this is a little ridiculous.

      I wake at 04:00. No idea why. I try to get back to sleep, but it’s not gonna happen. I get up and do some admin. My cab is due at 08:00, and my train should depart at 08:45 for Aurangabad, my last stop before heading to Mumbai, and onwards back to Brighton. Train ride’s about 4 hours, which in the UK would (*should*) get you from London to Edinburgh. Here, it feels like the merest of interruptions to my day…

      I decide against breakfast, as there’ll be plenty of snacks to buy on board the train. Barely five minutes go by on most trains without a vendor offering fruit, soft drinks, pots of vegetable curry, samosas, bottled water etc etc. They’re always very cheap, and usually very tasty.

      I get to the station around 08:20, just to be on the safe side. Remember what I said about two versions of the truth in India? Well - the IRCTC app reckons my train is arriving into platform 2, and the folks at Nashik Road station are adamant it’s platform 1. Once again, I’m trusting the human.

      The train is running a little late. 10 minutes, then 20. Then 30. Then 40. Then back to 30. Then, just to shake things up a bit, 15. It eventually pulls in 25 minutes later than scheduled. There is a problem though. The train doesn’t have the carriages I’m expecting it to have. I’ve booked myself a reserved seat in a chair car carriage, but there doesn’t appear to be one. I ask the train manager, and he gives me a head wobble. My only option is to join an unreserved, un-air-conditioned carriage. I’ve travelled in these carriages before. They’re ok for a very short hop, but not comfortable for any kind of longer journey. The one I’m directed to is also already full. I do NOT fancy standing or sitting on the ground for the next 4 hours.

      I quickly check to see if there’s another train running later that I can join instead, but they’re all fully booked and waitlisted. I look at coach and bus services, but there’s nothing that’s bookable this close to departure. As a last resort, I check Uber, and find I can get driven up to Aurangabad for a little over £20. It’s a good 100 miles / 2 hours away, and this immediately feels like great value. I love Indian trains, but I’m not afraid to admit, dear reader, that I feel very happy to have ejected from my original plan…

      My driver actually seems to be from the saner end of the Indian driver spectrum. Uses his indicators a lot, rarely touches the horn, understands it’s a 2 lane highway, that sort of thing. I turn up the A/C, kick back, and throw on a movie.

      13:00
      The drive was a very easy one, helped massively by my driver being a v cool customer. We spent much of the time on an actual highway. One with lanes, and sensible driving. The speed limit for cars is 120kph, but my driver feels more comfortable (or more likely, thinks I’LL be more comfortable) at 90. All good with me. I’m in no rush. The highway is smooth, and fairly empty. Excellent work.

      We arrive into Aurangabad, and drive past an outdoor sound stage. Or more accurately, an outdoor sound truck. The music coming from it is deafening. Keep this one in mind for later…

      Checked in, I feel an urgent need for a nap. Last night’s sleep wasn’t the best, and the bed looks uber comfy. Couple of hours I reckon…

      22:30
      Lovely nap, followed by a late lunch. I’m feeling slightly lowe powered today, so decide against heading out for an explore. I’ve most of a day to myself in town before my overnight train to Mumbai, so will have a chance to get out and see the city. Instead, I find the interestingly titled Harry’s Bar. I’ve been to the original in Venice, and this one, well - it’s not quite doing the name justice. It’s a pleasant enough place to spend some time though, and there’s a peaceful roof terrace, with just a hint of warm sunshine… I finish one book, and start another. I *think* that’s around 10 I’ve done on this trip so far. I’ve not felt the urge to re-read Shantaram, despite thinking i would probably do so. It’s an incredible book, and if you haven’t read it, I strongly encourage you to do so. That said, there’s a mystique to it, a similar frame to the one I found on my first foray into India, and whilst I’ve hugely enjoyed this trip, it’s not swept me up in quite the same way.

      Dinner is a treat. I have a kadai murg - a chicken curry, laden with complex spice flavourings. There are a couple that I’m tantalisngly close to identifying, but I just can’t quite put my finger on them. Alongside the curry staples of onion, garlic, turmeric, cumin and coriander powder, chilli powder - I’m pretty sure there’s some fenugreek, black cardamom and fennel seed. It’s a rich, tomato based sauce, and has a smoky flavour. I ask the waiter dude what’s in it, he misunderstands me, and brings me another roti.

      Whilst I’m eating, the outdoor sound truck gets going. It’s a din. A racket. It starts off sounding like a cross between Bangra and Grime. It moves on to some kind of ear-bleeding industrial techno, before finishing with deafening Indian pop music. The truck is part of some kind of float or parade, and after 20 minutes of barely being able to hear myself think, the noise starts to move away.

      I have a beer with my dinner, but it’s a fairly abstemious day all told. My driver is coming at 08:00 tomorrow morning for a tour taking in the Ellora Caves, so I’m tucked up in bed not long after 22:00. Zzzzzz….
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