• Robert Fyfe
maj – cze 2019

An American Adventure

A coast to coast trip across the USA. Czytaj więcej
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    22 maja 2019

    Off to the Big Apple

    22 maja 2019, Szkocja ⋅ ⛅ 5 °C

    First leg of my 2019 trip - Glasgow to New York - and I have to fly via Manchester, as Thomas Cook doesn’t fly direct to the USA until later in the season. An early start to catch the 06.35 flight from Glasgow (thanks for the 04.30 lift, Mags) on a busy propeller Flybe aircraft.

    All going to schedule until we are sitting on the runway at Manchester Airport ready for take off, when a passenger takes unwell and we have to taxi back to the stand and wait for almost two hours till they find and remove her luggage from the hold, and then empty and search the overhead lockers in case she had left something.

    Ready to partake of a tasty mid morning snack, I had to forgo this due to the announcement that another passenger had a nut allergy. Ah well, mint humbugs and San Pellegrino it was till dinner was served.

    The large, black lady seated along from me opened her carpet bag and produced an enormous bundle of leaflets, and when she saw me looking, she offered me one entitled ‘Do You Think You Might Need Jesus?’ I politely declined, and she spent the next 7 hours reading the Psalms of David in a huge font on her laptop. Frequently she would find something really amusing and would burst into uncontrollable laughter, with an occasional ‘Hallelujah’ thrown in for good measure.

    From JFK airport I was advised to take the Air Train and change at Jamaica for the E line subway to Manhattan. This reminded me of a restaurant at the Clydeside in Glasgow called Change at Jamaica which stayed open into the wee small hours, and where we sometimes went with Dixie Carr from the Apollo Players after a late rehearsal. I hadn’t realised it was probably named after this travel instruction from JFK.

    Given the length of this trip, I felt I should economise on accommodation where possible, so my NYC digs were at the YMCA - I can hear you singing along Y-M-C-A. My room is small but clean and comfortable, and thankfully, given the heat, it comes with air con as well as free WiFi.

    Tonight I hit the town and discovered Times Square awash with the military, all posing to get group photos taken. Fleet Week in NYC is a seven-day celebration to honor the members of the United States Navy, Coast Guard and Marine Corps. Well hello, sailors!

    A Broadway show next was a must, and I managed to get a good single ticket at the TKTS Half Price Booth for TOOTSIE - The Musical. It was terrific - well deserving of its current 11 Tony Award nominations. My American Adventure has well and truly begun!
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  • Lovely Day in New York

    23 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    Up early and headed for breakfast at one of the 100s of eateries nearby. I settled for a Hungry Man Hero sandwich - and it was enormous! I did my best but couldn’t finish it.

    Walked down a few blocks to 42nd Street - what a fabulous street it is - home to the United Nations, the Art Deco Chrysler Building, the amazing New York Public Library, the Port Authority Bus Station (busiest in the world), the New Amsterdam Theatre (home of the Ziegfeld Follies), and my favourite building of all - the magnificent Grand Central Terminal. Built in 1913 in the Beaux Arts style, I hadn’t appreciated that this most gorgeous of all railway stations, Grand Central Terminal is one of the world's ten most visited tourist attractions! Pity it only now services local commuter trains, with long distance Amtrak trains now departing from the featureless Penn Station hidden under the concrete mass of Madison Square Garden.

    At the western end of 42nd Street the Circle Line departs from Pier 83. It’s amazing to think that some of the world’s greatest liners docked right here side by side within walking distance of Times Square. I took the 2.5 hour tour circumnavigating the island of Manhattan. What a lovely relaxing trip - apart from the 50-odd screaming kids on a school trip, who only showed interest in the commentary when the site of Alexander Hamilton’s fatal duel with Aaron Burr was pointed out on the New Jersey shoreline. At least musical theatre has taught them something.

    Our guide on the tour was a Donald Trump doppelgänger - complete with dodgy hairdo and exaggerated mannerisms. He was full of his own self importance and gave a running commentary for the duration of the trip, barely stopping to take breath. His catchphrase was ‘stay tooned’ whenever he told us about another forthcoming development in the city.

    A need for a bit of culture in the afternoon was satisfied with a trip to the Museum of Modern Art. It was wonderful to see such a fabulous collection of paintings by the Masters.

    Tonight my show was My Fair Lady at the beautiful Lincoln Centre. What a breathtaking production with a huge moving set gliding on and off so easily. Eat your heart out Eastwood! Terrific performance from Laura Benanti as Eliza. And so off to bed, bed I couldn’t go to bed...
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  • The Lake Shore Limited - Boart!

    24 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C

    Oh, what a beautiful morning! Fresh from being washed, the endless Manhattan avenues shimmered like silver rivers reflecting the glass of their surrounding towers in the morning sunshine. How poetic I feel today!

    Thus uplifted, I decided to head uptown and visit Hamilton Grange National Memorial, a National Park Service site in St. Nicholas Park in Manhattan that preserves the relocated home of U.S. Founding Father Alexander Hamilton. What a delightful place to visit - small scale and friendly (and free). A super Park Ranger Guide gave us a short tour of the former Hamilton home, and showed a video of how the house was actually lifted and moved (for the 2nd time) by two city blocks to its current location - amazing. When Hamilton and his family moved here from downtown it was really in the country. ‘It’s Quiet Uptown’ - one of the songs from the musical - now again seems appropriate in this parkland setting. Well worth a visit if you are a Hamilfan (according to the Urban Dictionary: ‘a person who is a large fan of the hip-hop musical Hamilton’.

    Soon it was time for the first leg of my great American train journey. I arrived at Penn Station (sadly not Grand Central), in good time to catch the 3.40pm train - the Lake Shore Limited - to Chicago. How come American trains have such glamorous names such as the Silver Meteor and the Empire Builder? The Cathcart Circle does not seem to have the same ring about it. Regrettably the pre boarding was not quite as glamorous and, as the platform (track) number did not come up on the screen until 3 minutes before departure, it was like opening day at the sales with everyone fighting to get on board. The compartment however proved roomy, with comfy recliner seats and free WiFi. We were soon off and, after a grim 10 minutes of underground graffiti-sprayed tunnels, we emerged into the bright sunshine of North Manhattan near the George Washington Bridge. We continued to hug the River Hudson for a few hours, with attractive but very Scottish looking scenery. Passing Yonkers necessitated a brief chorus of ‘Put On Your Sunday Clothes’ much to the amusement of my fellow passengers as I forgot I was singing lustily with my headphones on! Then we passed West Point Military Academy and memories of James Cagney and the recently departed Doris Day. Whizzed passed Sleepy Hollow and the pretty Cold Spring where Campbell and I enjoyed a visit on our last trip to NYC.

    As we stopped at Schenectady, NY, an old couple behind me argued about how that town should be pronounced. They called the train guard over to clarify. I have to say he didn’t look as smart as the train conductor in The Music Man - more like an unkempt Blakey from ‘On the Buses’. ‘What’s that?’ he said, inappropriately touching the lady’s bare arm. ‘That’s my skin’ she replied. ‘And what’s that?’ he continued. ‘That’s my neck’. And finally ‘what’s that?’ ‘That’s my titty!’ yelled the old lady. ‘You got it’ he said ‘Skin-neck-titty’. I think he must be overdue some Customer Service training at the Amtrak Charm School!

    I was disappointed to discover that the on board restaurant was reserved for guests with sleeping berths. As I only had a reclining coach seat, my vision of a candlelit dinner à la Orient Express thus quickly disappeared, and I had to make do with a Pot Noodle, a Hot Dog and a cup of lukewarm tea from the Buffet Car. Still it was comfy and cosy and I soon drifted off…
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  • Thundering Through The Night

    25 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 22 °C

    The Lake Shore Limited follows some of the nation’s most beautiful shorelines, combining scenic beauty with interesting history. It traverses the shores of Lake Michigan, Lake Erie and the Mohawk River.

    Our train had an extended stop at Albany, the State capital of New York State. Given the limitations of the onboard buffet, I sought refuge in the station cafe. Here in Albany, the Boston and New York sections of The Lake Shore Limited meet. Then on to Syracuse - named after a city on the east coast of Sicily - it reminded me of the Rodgers and Hart’s 1938 musical The Boys from Syracuse. What wonderful songs in that show - Falling In Love With Love, This Can’t Be Love, You Took Advantage of Me, and Sing For Your Supper. Why does no one do these wonderful shows any more? Another musical memory came in the shape of Buffalo on the eastern shore of Lake Erie. Shuffle Off To Buffalo from the musical 42nd Street seemed appropriate somehow.

    Stops at Cleveland (setting for the musical Curtains) and Toledo, Ohio came during the night. Surprisingly I got a reasonable sleep, although I had a Marx Brothers moment trying to master the various levers to adjust my seat into a reclining position.

    I read that the train route between New York City and Chicago was once the apex of luxury travel with glamorous trains such as the famed 20th Century. Passengers boarded after walking on a red carpet and dined on lobster on fine china in the dining car. By contrast, my breakfast consisted of a chewy microwaved bagel which might have been manufactured by Wrigley’s, accompanied by a tube of cream cheese which was impossible to open, until it squirted everywhere - apart from on the bagel! Still the coffee was good as I awoke to the cornfields of Indiana. Attractive clapboard houses lined the track, many proudly displaying the Stars and Stripes.

    The musical references keep coming. Elkhart, a town people say was the inspiration for Broadway’s hit, The Music Man was known as the Brass Musical Instrument Capital, and the first U.S. produced cornet was made here. We whizzed passed Gary, Indiana but I refrained from doing a Winthrop - too early in the morning for that!

    We had to put our watches back by one hour, having moved from Eastern Standard Time to Central Standard Time. Running late by 2 hours, the Lake Shore Limited finally limped into Chicago’s Union Station at 11.45am after a journey of over 20 hours.

    The entry into Chicago was not in the least glamorous - miles of gas and industrial works lined the tracks and the station itself looked dingy. That is until I got into the Great Hall of Chicago Union Station which was magnificent. I felt like Dorothy walking out of a dark nightmare and into a beautiful fantasy world. What a fitting welcome to the Windy City!
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  • I Just Blew In...

    26 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ 🌙 11 °C

    ‘Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin’ town…’ so sang Judy Garland on the double LP (yes, LP!), Judy Live at Carnegie Hall, which was the first birthday present Campbell gave to me. At one point she forgets the lyrics, but keeps singing ‘…and I forgot the goddam words’. On arrival in Chicago as I exited the station, the first thing I saw was a bus destined for Cicero, and noted that the musical Chicago has just ended a run here - how cool would that have been?

    What a magnificent city this is. Situated on the shores of Lake Michigan, it has fabulous architecture and lakeside gardens giving it the air of a capital city. It is clean and safe - not a St Valentine’s Day massacre in sight (as in Sugar - one of my favourite shows). First stop for me was Millennium Park - a real buzzing atmosphere and family friendly where live bands play nightly in summer for free. Got photographed at Cloud Gate, the huge Bean sculpture - one of the many attractions in the park. Next went up the Willis Tower (formerly Sears Tower) which was the tallest building in the world for 25 years. Plucked up courage to sit on the glass ledge on the 103rd floor - never again!
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  • ...from the Windy City

    26 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ☁️ 15 °C

    On my 2nd day in the Windy City I got up early and fought through several hundred members of the North American Chinese Basketball Association to get breakfast at the hotel. I then went on a 2 hour guided walking tour of Architecture from the Golden Age of Chicago. It was an excellent tour showing how the citywide had literally risen from the ashes after the great fire of 1871 which had destroyed much of Chicago. Our tour guide was very knowledgeable but reminded me of a rather dishevelled Paddington Bear, with his floppy hat and blue coat. By the shape of him he had enjoyed too many marmalade sandwiches. One of my favourite buildings was the Wrigley Building, gleaming white and built for the chewing gum magnate William Wrigley, Jr, which sits at a jaunty angry at the Chicago River. We visited the interior of the fabulous Palmer House Hotel (where Magnolia and Ravenal in Show Boat lived before moving into a cheap rooming house when he lost his money gambling). Another highlight was the Chicago Cultural Centre which houses the world’s largest Tiffany dome - gorgeous. Another Tiffany masterpiece can be viewed on the amazing mosaic ceiling of Macy’s Department Store on State Street (sings ‘that great street’).

    I decided to opt for one of Giordani’s famous deep-filled pizzas for lunch, but the one that arrived would have fed a family of four. It was delicious but although I tried my best I had to get a doggy bag after only 2 (very deep-filled) slices. Next a visit to the wonderful Art Institute of Chicago - a real treasure trove - highlights for me included Seurat’s ‘A Sunday On La Grande Jatte’ (the basis for Sondheim’s ‘Sunday in the Park With George’), and of course ‘American Gothic’ (as reproduced beautifully at Eastwood by Marie-Claire and Kevin in The Music Man).

    Being a train lover, I was keen to take a trip on the Chicago Elevated Railway - known simply as ‘the L’ - which started in 1892. It goes round a city centre loop and then branches off in different colour coded directions. I got off at Belmont station to have a look around, only to find myself in Boys Town - the official gay district - where street crossings are painted rainbow colours and the whole area has a party atmosphere of music, bars and restaurants. Being a very hot day, I was tempted to quench my thirst in a large bar whose windows were open to the street, only to discover that the bartenders were big, burly male go-go dancers clad only in tiny leather thongs who appeared to gratefully accept dollar bill tips in their butt! I decided to opt for McDonald’s instead.

    Finally a trip to Navy Pier, a 3,300 foot long pier on the Chicago shoreline of Lake Michigan. It was a great fun place to visit, with lots of attractions including a carousel and fun fair, as well as countless bars and restaurants. I enjoyed a walk right to the end of the pier with its ballroom and great views over the lake. What a great two days I have had in the Windy City - so much to see and do - and definitely recommended for a visit.
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  • And All That Jazz

    27 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 16 °C

    Last Chicago pics - I love this town!

  • The California Zephyr

    29 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 11 °C

    Boart! Today I embark on one of the world’s great train journeys from Chicago to San Francisco on the California Zephyr. I checked in at Chicago’s magnificent Union Station where the Metropolitan Lounge offered free snacks, soft drinks, coffee and WiFi. Union Station, Chicago is home to the famous flight of stairs that featured in The Untouchables movie. A warning sign at the foot of the stairs advised you to take care - but forgot to add ‘especially if you are pushing a pram!’

    The journey to California takes in excess of 50 hours - so, with 2 nights on board I opted for sleeping car accommodation, and was shown to my roomette, a small compartment for 1 or 2 persons. It had two comfy seats facing each other, a picture window, and converted into 1 or 2 beds for sleeping. Ample toilets were available, and there was a shower downstairs which I tried out later and which proved very good, with plenty of hot water, soap, shampoo and towels provided, even if it was a bit shoogly.

    Although we left Union Station dead on time (2pm) we were hit with torrential storms, and the conductor announced the train had been told to slow down as there had been flash flooding, and a tornado had been predicted ahead! And we’re not even in Kansas, I thought.

    My cabin steward converted my roomette into a bedroomette with a few skilled pushes and pulls of levers. Towels, water, light and a power socket were provided, but alas no WiFi. Boo, Amtrak.

    The train stopped briefly as we crossed the state line into Iowa. I got off to stretch my legs and thought ‘I really ought to give Iowa a try’. I couldn’t believe it when the train conductor shooed us all back on the train with a mighty ‘Boart!’ à la Music Man. I hadn’t fully appreciated that all meals (breakfast, lunch and dinner) are included for sleeper passengers, so I chose a time for dinner, and joined 3 fellow travellers in the pleasant dining car. Everything on the menu, including soft drinks and coffee was included so, as not to offend, I chose mixed salad, steak and baked potato with green beans, followed by cheesecake and coffee. I then settled down for the night, ready for a good sleep.

    As predicted, the storm worsened, and I was wakened about 3am by the most violent storm I had seen. Loud thunder banged, and sheets of lightning illuminated the wide plains for more than 30 minutes (Bobby, you would have loved it!).

    The flash floods reminded me of a story of my good friend - the late, great Jean McCormack. Once during a visit to the Theatre Royal, Glasgow when confined to a wheelchair, she had an accident and didn’t make it to the bathroom on time. As a small river ran down the stalls below her, she produced a bottle of Irn Bru and poured some on the floor before calling the front of house steward: ‘Oh, sir can you help me? I’ve just spilled my drink’. ‘No problem, madam. I’ll get a mop’ he replied. ‘Which is why’ Jean advised me confidentially ‘you should always carry a bottle of Irn Bru with you’. And which is why I always do!

    As Jean would say, we thundered through the night, and I woke at 7am and enjoyed a hearty breakfast. My table companion was a very talkative, glam woman, older than she ever intended to be, who ran her own travel business. She was meant to drive to Reno, but chose the train, leaving her colleagues to drive. She was pleased she had made the right decision when she showed me a photo on her phone of their car with all its windows smashed in by giant hailstones during last night’s storm.

    There was another unscheduled stop when we were advised that a lady required some attention and had to leave the train. From the Observation Car we saw that the ‘lady’ was a fare dodger who was arrested and put into the back of a state police car which had drawn up beside the train.

    We finally arrived at Denver, Colorado and I stretched my legs to have a peek inside the beautifully restored Union Station. A poster advertised visits to the the home of the Unsinkable Molly Brown, survivor of the Titanic (and another show by Meredith Willson). Our departure was delayed when a 2 mile long freight train in front of us hit a railway bridge, and we had to wait for an engineer to declare it safe to continue. Due to weather delays, a few burst hose pipes and now this, meant that the train was running 4 hours late. Still, nobody seem to mind, and the atmosphere on board was cheerful and convivial.

    The best part of the journey came next - going through the Rockies. The rest of the day into evening was spent in the Observation Car, as the train climbed from the already mile-high city of Denver into increasingly spectacular scenery. Rolling green hills gave way to craggy cliffs and gorgeous gorges - much of it following the mighty Colorado River. We were promised wildlife, but all I spotted were a few deer, a solitary moose and two bald-headed eagles.

    I found most Americans on the train to be friendly, and keen to show off this beautiful part of their country. One elderly gentleman, for all the world the spitting image of the angel Clarence from ‘It’s A Wonderful Life,’ with his kindly eyes and bulbous nose, gave a running commentary. After a long chat with him, during which I mentioned The Music Man, he beamed broadly, jumped up from his seat and bellowed ‘Cash for the merchandise’, to which I sheepishly responded ‘cash for the buttonhooks’. Well, this encouragement was all that Clarence needed, so we got the full version of Rock Island. ‘You know, I played a main part in that show in High School’ he offered. ‘Harold Hill?’ I suggested. ‘Naw’ said Clarence with pride, ‘Salesman 4 - whadayetalk, whadayetalk, whadayetalk, whadayetalk’. Ah, well, time for lunch!

    I sat with two proud grandparents and their grandson for lunch. Just as I was about to tuck into my cheeseburger and fries, the grandmother said ‘would you join us by holding hands and giving thanks to Our Lord?’ Given her insistent tone and fixed smile, I thought I had better not decline her offer.

    Another night on the train, and we awoke in the desert landscape of Nevada. After a stop in Reno, another highlight was in store - crossing the Sierra Nevada with its spectacular mountain scenery. My ears popped at the high altitude. A volunteer guide from the local historic railway society pointed some of the many highlights of the area. What a beautiful clear day for the trip. After stopping at the State Capital Sacramento, we dropped down into the Bay Area and the final western terminus of this train - Emeryville, California, from where a coach was waiting to take us into downtown San Francisco. What a wonderful and memorable trip this has been on the California Zephyr.
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  • More Rockies Pictures

    29 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 11 °C
  • San Francisco, open your Golden Gate...

    30 maja 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 16 °C

    Following my marathon 2,438 mile train trip from Chicago, a short 2 night stay in Frisco was next. The train doesn’t actually go right into the city, but terminates in Emeryville, Oakland where an Amtrak coach transfers you over the impressive Bay Bridge to Downtown. On arrival, I was immediately struck by the vast number of homeless people living on the streets. The area around my hotel had literally dozens of people either sleeping on the sidewalk or pushing their life’s belongings in shopping carts or prams. The majority appeared to be in very poor physical and mental health. The problem seems to be worse in San Francisco than other cities as a result of a dearth of low cost housing due to very high rents; drug misuse; loss of employment opportunities for unskilled workers, and the gentrification of the city. It seems to be an increasing issue that successive Mayors have attempted unsuccessfully to deal with. Very sad to see so many folk destitute on the streets of this great city.

    Got up early and took the classic cable car ride on the Powell-Hyde line before the queues started. My last memory of this was Campbell, normally cautious about crossing a road, hanging off the car fearlessly, and high-fiving passengers on oncoming cable cars as we trundled over the hills of the city. Next, I took the bus over the famed Golden Gate Bridge, its tall towers shrouded in mist, before visiting the pretty town of Sausalito in Marin County. Returned to the city by ferry, on a lovely cold but sunny morning, passing Alcatraz before arriving in the historic Ferry Building, now housing a thriving market.

    I love the beautifully restored streetcars which have been repainted to honour the liveries previously used in various US cities. What a pity Glasgow abolished its tramcars when so many other cities are now appreciating them as eco-friendly modes of transport. Took the classic F streetcar to the Castro, the lively gay district, complete with numerous interesting shops, restaurants and coffee houses. The last time Campbell and I visited, we were so keen to see the classic interior of the Castro Theatre that we unwittingly ended up at a funeral celebration there!

    I then decided to visit the Painted Ladies - no, it’s not what you think - these are a group of Victorian and Edwardian houses, many of which are painted in bright colours. Apparently these are among the most photographed sights of San Francisco and were lovely to see. This was followed by a walk round the expansive Civic Centre and a visit to the vast City Hall. The beautiful interior is the perfect setting for weddings, and at least 6 were taking place during my short visit. If I’d known, I could have brought my good suit and fountain pen and done a wee homer!

    By this time I felt I was due afternoon tea, and decided to treat myself at the elegant Palace Hotel, rebuilt in all its glory following the great earthquake on 1906. I knew I should have booked in here! From there, a visit to the lively Pier 39 and a chance to see (as well as hear and smell) the colony of sea lions who have taken up residence there.

    So many famous places to see including Chinatown - (sings ‘Grant Avenue, San Francisco, California, USA’ - name that musical!).

    This evening I attended a performance of the longest running musical review ‘Beach Blanket Babylon’, which spoofs popular culture with gigantic hats and costumes. I ended up front row centre in the cosy theatre, alongside a birthday party of half a dozen San Franciscan queens, who insisted on buying me a drink when they heard I was from Scotland - ‘because I love Liverpool’ screamed the birthday boy with delight. I just kept my mouth shut and graciously accepted his hospitality. It was a fabulously camp show with the biggest hats I’ve ever seen, so I have a few ideas for June at That Looks Good for this year’s panto!
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  • Morro Bay - Hearst Castle

    1 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ☁️ 13 °C

    Off early on the train again, and took the Coast Starlight (another great train name) from San Francisco (Oakland) to San Luis Obispo approximately 6 hours away. Had lunch on board with two ladies (who obviously lunch a lot). ‘You speak pretty good English to say you’re from Scotland’ declared one of them, a Hattie Jacques look alike. ‘I try my best’ I meekly replied.

    When I disembarked, an ageing hippie at the bus stop, who seemed to have spent too many years in the sun and on the wacky backy, wanted to discuss President Trump’s forthcoming state visit to the UK. “I tell you something’ he declared emphatically, ‘I wouldn’t let that man anywhere near the King and Queen of England’. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that neither of these personages actually existed.

    It was quite a walk from the Amtrak station to the town centre. A jolly-hockeysticks young woman offered me a lift in her rickshaw type of bicycle. ‘You’re in luck” she announced ‘I’m getting sponsored today so rides are free’. She gratefully accepted my tip though. Then I took the local bus to the coastal resort of Morro Bay 12 miles away and a bargain at $1.10 (senior fare). An lady on the bus who introduced herself as Marilyn chatted about the local attractions.

    What a pretty town Morro Bay is, lined with seafood restaurants and with a huge rock, like Paddy’s Milestone, sitting just off the coast. I took a lovely walk right out to the Rock enjoying the wildlife - sea lions; sea otters lying on their backs and balancing their young on their tummies, and cute little ground squirrels looking for treats from visitors. Given the distance I had walked, I decided to take the tourist tram back to town. As I boarded, the female driver, sporting a hairstyle like the bride of Frankenstein, greeted me with ‘I know who you are - Marilyn told me - you’re Robert from Scotland’. Although I am sure it was meant as a friendly gesture, it creeped me out a little.

    Next day I paid a visit to one of California’s top attractions - Hearst Castle at San Simeon. On the bus there I met 85 year old Hester whose nephew told me she was longest serving volunteer at the Castle. ‘She’s given 5000 hours’ he boasted. ‘It’s over 6000 now’ she corrected ‘and I am still waiting for my goddam 6000 hours pin!’ Nice to see such selfless dedication from a volunteer.

    Hearst Castle is a fabulous place built by William Randolph Hearst, the publishing tycoon and movie producer. The venue for high society parties in the 20s and 30s, it was great to view the grand rooms, gardens and pools, and see film footage of the Hollywood stars who enjoyed hospitality there. Back to San Luis Obispo for an overnight before another early start tomorrow...
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  • City of Angels

    2 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    Up early to catch the Surfliner Train down the Californian coast to Los Angeles. I would have posted a photo but it was a bit cloudy and overcast and it looked a bit like Saltcoats at the Glasgow Fair. The train called in at Santa Barbara but there was no sign of Aunty Babs. Maybe she was out entertaining the old folks!

    As I arrived at the 1939 art deco Union Station, Los Angeles, I felt I should be carrying a small dog like so many wannabe stars of yesteryear looking for fame and fortune in Tinseltown. As I only have one day in LA, I decided to make the most of it. Took the Metro then bus to Melrose Avenue and caught the last tour of the day at the legendary Paramount Film Studios. We were a small group of 6 and had an excellent guide - Jackson, an aspiring writer - who gave us a 2 hour tour of the back lot in a buggy. It was quite a thrill walking through the famous Bronson Gate as so many stars have done in the past (Aileen you would love it à la Norma Desmond). I particularly loved the older part which was originally RKO Studios (where King Kong was made), before being bought by Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, Jr who turned into Desilu Studios and created shows like I Love Lucy and the original Star Trek. As we stood in Sound Stage 29, we were told that this was the very spot where Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers had created their movie magic - unbelievable!

    The back lot too was impressive, with mock ups of New York streets etc where the Godfather was made. Altogether a great visit and a place to be recommended if you are interested in old Hollywood.

    Three buses later and I arrive at the Griffith Observatory high in the Hollywood Hills, near the famous sign. The beautiful deco building featured heavily in the 1955 movie Rebel Without A Cause starting James Dean. It is free to enter and a very popular place to visit especially at sunset, with fabulous views over Los Angeles.

    Lastly a quick visit by Metro to Hollywood proper, and Grauman’s Chinese Theatre and the footprints of the stars. Still can’t see mine there - it must be an oversight.

    Back to Union Station to enjoy the hospitality of the Metropolitan Lounge before boarding the 10pm Amtrak Sunset Limited Service, and my sleeper for the two nights Zzzz...
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  • Deep in the Heart of Texas

    3 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 32 °C

    The Sunset Limited sped through the night via Palm Springs and into Nebraska. The landscape is now much more desert-like, with great cacti lining the track. My lunch companions were interesting - Rob, a young, overweight railroad worker whose only trip outside the USA was to China where his wife comes from. ‘They do great Chinese food there’ he explained. Really?

    We were joined by a loud voice approaching our table which exclaimed ‘Hi, am Hooleeana and am a cansa suvayva fom Mehico.’ Come again? Oh, you’re a cancer survivor from Mexico, Juliana - thanks for sharing that. ‘Yo wanna see ma scas?’ No thank you ... but it was too late, the top was raised. ‘You like ma haya?’ she said, pointing to her bright red Tina Turner coiffure. ‘Ees a wig’ . ‘El Paso looks nice’ I said, trying to change the subject. ‘El Paso - yoo kidding - ees the ampit of yoo ess of a.’ Ah well, back to lunch.

    We travelled through the great belly of Texas - hour after hour of endless desert and scrubland with occasional mountain ranges - like scenes from so many westerns. Early on the morning of day 2 on the Sunset Limited we arrived in San Antonio. My planned connection to Dallas was interrupted due to flooding on the line, and the Texas Eagle train only went as far as Fort Worth. From here I caught a local train for the hour-long trip to Dallas (sings: ‘Big D, Little A, Double L,, A S’ - name the musical).

    Big D was hot and humid but still cloudy. Went for a walk to the Texas Book Depositary and Dealey Plaza where President John F Kennedy was assassinated in 1963. It was a strange feeling to be standing on the spot so familiar from TV documentaries.
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  • Dallas - Texas

    5 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ 🌧 21 °C

    Had a great sleep in a huge double room with a giant bathroom you could have swung a pussy or two in. The Hampton Inn and Suites had good facilities including a laundry (which I used) and a gym (which I did not). Unusually for American hotels, breakfast was included.

    After a hearty repast, I set off to spend the morning at Dallas’s top attraction - The Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza. Spent almost 3 hours in this fascinating museum exploring the events leading up to and following the assassination of JFK on 22 November 1963 - over 55 years ago. I remember as a 10 year old standing in our kitchen in Easterhouse seeing my Mum upset as the news broke out on the radio. It was a very moving experience standing on the 6th floor spot where Lee Harvey Oswald fired the fatal shot (although the museum acknowledged the many other theories that exist even to this day).

    As the trains north of Dallas were still disrupted due to flooding, my only alternative was to go by Greyhound Bus to my next destination - Austin, Texas. Dallas Greyhound Terminal was packed, and it struck me that I was the only Caucasian there. Again a lot of homeless folk had congregated to escape from the heat and enjoy the air conditioning. One lady demonstrated considerable skill by holding a baby on one arm while removing two tee shirts and a bra from under her multicoloured top with the other. Well, it was hot.
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  • Austin - Texas State Capital

    5 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 28 °C

    For some reason the Austin Greyhound Bus Terminal is nowhere near the city centre, and I had to cross a motorway and take a local bus to the Downtown area. Thank goodness for Google Maps! I was staying in hostel accommodation in a converted fire station, and was glad to arrive there and enjoy the air conditioning due to the searing Texan heat outside. I got a very warm welcome - would you like a free ice cold beer? Would I! My room mates were Mitch from Australia and Karl from Sweden - both very polite and here to sample Austin’s famous music scene. I managed to bag a comfy bottom bunk this tine. (I forgot to mention that my last experience of being in a hostel was in San Luis Obispo when I was in a mixed dorm and had the top berth of a very squeaky and shaky bunk bed. As I tried to creep into my bunk in the darkness, the old lady in the berth below cried out ‘well, it’s been a long time since I had a man climb on top of me!’ If only she knew).

    I enjoyed a walk round Austin - signs everywhere saying ‘Keep Austin weird’. I visited the State Capitol Building - the biggest in the country - well, it is Texas. Then Austin’s next top attraction - looking out for 1.5 million bats flying out from under the Colorado River Bridge at dusk. (I told you Austin was weird). Hundreds of tourists waited in vain but the bats were clearly having a long lie in tonight.

    Live music seemed to emanate from every bar in this music city, but I headed back to the fire station in case any one else stole my lower bunk.
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  • Remember the Alamo

    6 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 32 °C

    What a beautiful city San Antonio is. Definitely my favourite of the three Texas cities I’ve visited. My top priority was to visit the historic Alamo - and it didn’t disappoint. I knew very little about the historic battle in 1836 other than seeing the movie years ago, so the visit was interesting, informative and moving. One elderly gentleman was giving out information about the battle and asked if there were any questions. One wee boy put his hand up: ‘ sir, were you at the battle of the Alamo?’ Moving on swiftly...

    San Antonio’s other main attraction is the River Walk - an extensive European style development of cafes and restaurants along the San Antonio River. I took a river cruise and it was relaxing to see the historic parts of this beautiful city from the river. Another place to be recommended.
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  • The Big Easy - Nearly

    7 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ 🌧 26 °C

    Not a great start to the day. A massive thunderstorm and torrential rain last night caused the power to go off in my hotel, and the air con refused to come back on, resulting in a hot sweaty night. Got up early to catch the 6.25am train which showed no sign of moving until well over an hour later. Amtrak’s customer service rivalled ScotRail with the lack of information, and keeping passengers, including pensioners like me, standing on the platform.

    The Eastbound Sunset Limited to New Orleans was packed and we were allocated seats as we boarded by a very camp, self important young man, relishing his moment of power: ‘No we DON’T have any window seats available, Ma’am’. I was assigned a seat next to an odd looking middle aged man with some kind of mental health issues. His small table contained 4 large McDonald’s drink cups filled to the brim with iced water. ‘I need to get up all the time and move about’ he said in a Forest Gump kind of voice. ‘Does that bother you?’ ‘Of course not’ I said. ‘I mean I have to get up all the time and move about. Does that bother you?’ He repeated this a number of times before saying ‘I have to get up now!’. He did so, and stretched up to reach his bag in the overhead locker, extracting another four 2 litre bottles of water. As he did so, he leaned over me with his flies open, and I could somehow tell he hadn’t availed himself of the shower facilities on board.

    I asked the Conductor to find me another seat, which he did, in the middle of a large black family enjoying a huge breakfast of indescribable foodstuffs while laughing uproariously. I decided to remove myself to the relative calm of the Observation Lounge Car.

    It’s a 16 train journey from San Antonio to New Orleans, and we encountered the by now usual issues of giving priority to freight trains - 2 miles long and often 2 containers high. Again no WiFi on this route (come back ScotRail), so I welcomed the meal breaks in the dining car.

    My lunch companions were Rod, a retired casino worker from Atlantic City who mourned the decline of his employment there, and who now spent his time riding the rails all over the country (a bit like me); and Jeff and Alice, self styled food critics who described In detail every meal they had eaten over the past five years. ‘I mean we love the food in Italy - have you ever been to Rome?’ he enquired ‘I mean Rome, Italy’ he clarified, lest I thought he was talking about Rome, Georgia. Jeff spoke with the assured confidence of a military guy (Yessir, I am in the American Air Force), and his younger wife giggled a lot and took strange photos (oh, look - there’s the highway - click!).

    I have to say that the clientele on this southern crossing of the States was not as sophisticated as it was coming across from Chicago on the California Zephyr. Without wishing to offend, trailer trash springs to mind. Regular announcements had to be made by the Conductor about not putting anything but paper down the toilet as blockages were occurring - boak! Feet on the seats, leaving trash around and speaking loudly while other folk are trying to read - I really must learn to behave properly on the train!

    This Eastern side of Texas greener and and lusher than the earlier arid desert landscapes, and what a huge state Texas is. We passed through Houston and eventually crossed the State line into Louisiana (shades of Whistle Down the Wind).

    Due to the timing of the long distance trains, which don’t run every day, I always knew this connection would be tight. However the very late arrival of the train - 18.5 hours after we left San Antonio- left little opportunity to see much of New Orleans before it was time for bed and another early start. This was disappointing as I hadn’t been here for many years and I believe there have been a lot of changes. Ah well, I’ll just have to come back for that ‘Jambalaya, a- crawfish pie and-a file gumbo...’
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  • The Nation's Capital - Almost

    9 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ☁️ 21 °C

    The 7am Crescent Train Service departed New Orleans promptly, and I noted that this was a different type of train - a single decker, and a bit more modern in appearance than the other Superliners I have been on. There was no observation car, but it had a lounge and a dining car, and once more all meals were included.

    Again I was glad I had booked a roomette which allowed me to lie down and catch up on my sleep. Although fairly small, these are ideal for 1 or 2 passengers, although my neighbours did say that lying in the pull-down top bunk was like having an MRI scan. The addition here was that this tiny cabin had its own WC and wash hand basin, handy for those nocturnal visits when you reach a certain age, although you had to be a bit of a contortionist for anything other than ‘pouring the potatoes’ as Aunty Lesley would say!

    We left Ol’ Man River, and crossed Lake Pontchartrain, the train appearing to float across the expanse of water. How they ever managed to build some of these railroads beats me. This train was much quieter, and the most relaxing to date, as we left Louisiana and travelled through the southern states of Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolinas and Virginia. I was excited to be passing close to the summer camp I worked at for 2 summers on the Camp America programme 45 years ago at the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains in Georgia.

    My neighbours across the way were sisters on the wrong side of sixty, who were returning to their home in New York (‘well, it’s actually the Hamptons’ the older of the two clarified). I joined them for breakfast and they were good fun, reminding me of my friends Rea and Maggie. ‘Why don’t you keep Trump over there’ declared Rea loudly, at which point they both dissolved into uncontrollable laughter, ‘we’re fed up spending our weekends protesting outside the White House’. They were later reprimanded by the Conductor for being too loud and laughing like hyenas.

    By the time Ashley, my short and stout cabin attendant, had converted my roomette into a bedroom, the train had been idling behind a freight train in Georgia for 3 hours. ‘Relax, just chill out’ Ashley assured, ‘we’ll make up that time by breakfast, no problem’. Sadly, Ashley’s optimistic predictions proved to be inaccurate, as I awoke at 7.30am to the Conductor’s announcement that this express service was now running 8 hours late! ‘If this causes any problems, just let us know, folks’, he added cheerily.

    So much for my leisurely day exploring the nation’s capital. The novelty of admiring the lush green scenery waned, and the train eventually limped into the nation’s capital city at 6pm (instead of 10am) after a journey of 35 hours. I only had time for a quick walk outside (in the rain) before heading for the Lounge ready to board my final marathon train journey to Orlando, Florida on The Silver Meteor.
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  • The Sunshine State

    13 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ 🌧 29 °C

    Had a lovely trip on The Silver Meteor - my last long train trip - from Washington DC to Orlando, Florida. Met a lovely couple in the next sleeping compartment. I heard the female’s accent and asked where she was from - ‘Cambuslang’ replied Pauline, a scientist who had lived in the States for 15 years but not lost her accent. Her boyfriend, Hector was a heating engineer from Mexico. We hit it off and had dinner together on board the train, and later Hector appeared with a bottle of red wine - a great nightcap!

    Passed through Georgia, and in the morning we arrived in Florida. Had breakfast with Pauline and Hector, and before I ‘detrained’ as they call it, in Orlando, I had lunch with a lovely older lady who gave me her card. She was a ‘Daughter of the American Revolution’ and gave lectures about the revolution, especially the Battle of Yorktown. She was amazed I had heard of it from the musical Hamilton, and was thrilled to listen to it on my phone.

    From Orlando Station I took the bus to the International Airport (a bargain 40 minute trip for $2). If was good to meet Campbell off his flight from Glasgow - so glad that this part worked out. Campbell tried out his new Uber app, and before long we arrived at our hotel for the next 3 nights.

    Had a great couple of days at Walt Disney World, visiting the Magic Kingdom, Hollywood Studios and Epcot. ‘What’s your favourite ride?’ I asked Campbell. ‘Its A Small World’ came the reply!
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  • Moon Over Miami

    14 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 31 °C

    Campbell just about recovered from the emotional impact of Walt Disney World - not any of the usual roller coaster rides mind you, but Frozen, the Little Mermaid and the Three Caballeros. At Epcot’s American Adventure (named after my blog!) I fell asleep and woke up to Mark Twain and Benjamin Franklin atop the Statue of Liberty imploring America to ‘spread her golden wings’, while Campbell sobbed uncontrollably beside me!

    Used Campbell’s new toy - his Uber app - to get back to the airport where I hired a car for the next part of the American Adventure - a drive around Florida. The car was a nice Nissan Subaru which sped us down to Miami Beach. Spent two nights at the 1940s San Juan Hotel in fashionable South Beach. We felt just like Betty Grable and Don Ameche in ‘Moon Over Miami’ (not sure who was who).

    We did a bus tour of Miami over the causeway, admiring the gleaming skyscrapers, visiting Little Havana with its cigar shops and old men playing dominoes. What a lovely city it is - much nicer than I expected - seen too much Miami Vice!

    By this time I wanted to ‘feel some sun on my face’ like Sugar Kane (happy memories of ‘Sugar’). The hotel provided a beach bag and towels and we headed to the beautiful white sands of Miami Beach where we were provided with complimentary beds and umbrella. I enjoyed a swim in the warm waters of the Atlantic Ocean, undeterred by the suspected shark attack we witnessed the night before, but 5 minutes later an almighty thunderstorm and torrential rain cleared the beach - I mean we can get this at home!

    We took the complimentary trolley to the famous Art Deco District of South Beach, stopping for a photo opportunity outside Gianni Versace’s villa on Ocean Drive where he was assassinated on the front steps. The pastel colours of the Art Deco hotels did not look quite as glamorous in the pouring rain.

    After dinner we took the free trolley back, during which an over-excited African-American woman went round asking where everyone was from: ‘We got Scatland in da house!’ she shrieked. ‘Am gonna do a little twerking jus fo yo’. And twerking she did - see photo!

    At night we took a drive to the huge Broward Center for the Performing Arts in Fort Lauderdale to see the professional tour of the musical A Bronx Tale. Thoroughly enjoyed the show which neither of us had seen before. Another full day...
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  • The Wetlands - Literally

    16 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    After another lovely breakfast by the pool, we departed Miami and headed to Florida’s 1.5 million acre wetlands preserve - the Everglades. En route along the long state highway I had to brake to avoid a fat alligator 🐊 trying to cross the road. After that, Campbell was reluctant to get out of the car.

    On arrival at the metropolis of Everglades City (population 416), we decided to take one the many Air Boat tours across the mangroves and marshes. ‘I wouldn’t sit in front of the boat unless you want to get a little wet’ warned the lady behind us knowingly. ‘We’re from Scotland’ we reassured her. We took off at a hair raising speed, and 5 minutes later the heavens opened and we were caught in a torrential downpour for the rest of the trip. Still we had fun and saw a few alligators on the way. By the time we got off we were absolutely soaked to the skin, including the lady behind us, and had to use the hair dryer in our motel to dry out our soggy dollar bills.

    Had a nice dinner at the Island Cafe next door with a friendly atmosphere and real country cooking - hard to believe we were only 2 hours from Miami but in a completely different world.
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  • Key West

    17 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Headed south on US 1 to the Florida Keys. Unfortunately the bad weather followed us and we faced torrential rain most of the way down to Key West. Checked in at the lovely Hilton Garden Inn and took their free shuttle to the main downtown area. The weather cleared and we had a lovely walk around, passing Hemingway’s house, and the Southernmost marker of Continental USA. At the Zero mile marker at the start of highway US 1 a hen party asked us to take their photo with them all jumping. They then insisted we did the same!

    Had good fun at Club Aqua, one of the many drag shows in town. Some good ideas for panto costumes.
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  • Naples - Clearwater - St Augustine

    19 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Managed to get to the 7 Mile Bridge over the Keys before another heavy thunderstorm hit us and followed us most of the way. Still, we enjoyed the country music on the way. As we arrived at Naples on the Gulf of Mexico coast, the weather cleared and we had a lovely walk around this beautiful city. It is very clean and upmarket with classy designer shops and fine restaurants. The homes lining the palm tree 🌴 avenues were gorgeous, and the area has been referred to as the Palm Springs of Florida. I remembered being here with Mags - can it really have been 34 years ago? - and we loved it then too. It really has to be one of the most attractive cities in Florida. Had a lovely walk along the old pier and saw a young fisherman catch a hammerhead shark, to the great excitement of onlookers, which he released back into the ocean.

    Next day we headed north up the Gulf Coast and arrived at our next destination - Clearwater Beach. Another beautiful place. Today was hot and sunny and so we headed to the lovely white sandy beach. Although it was busy, there was plenty of space for everyone. I have to say though, with all the tanned, svelte bodies around, we looked a bit like Bette and Joan in the final beach scene of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Another lovely evening walk and another busy pier, this time lined with stalls selling arts and crafts.

    Regrettably the sunshine didn’t last, as we left the Gulf Coast. We stopped for breakfast at a traditional American diner, complete with wisecracking waitress. The diner was located adjacent to a Dinner Theatre, a Lutheran Church and the County Courthouse. A middle aged couple in the booth next to us were having a heated discussion, presumably prior to their divorce hearing in the Court next door. ‘The bed may be yours, but I goddam paid for that sofa and you ain’t having that!’ declared the lady, as they exited the diner into their separate cars.

    Next stop was an overnight at America’s oldest city - St Augustine. Although very touristy, it was an attractive town to walk around in, and the main historic area was pedestrianised and easy to get about. We particularly liked the beautiful former Ponce de Leon Hotel, now Flagler College, built by industrialist Henry Flagler, a key figure in the development of the Atlantic Coast of Florida.

    Looking forward to catching up with Sadie and family tomorrow!
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  • Georgia on my mind

    23 czerwca 2019, Stany Zjednoczone ⋅ ⛅ 24 °C

    After our busy tour around Florida, Campbell and I were relieved to arrive in Kingsland, Georgia to spend 3 days with my sister Sadie and her husband Bill. They made us feel really welcome, although we seemed to go from one meal to another. They have a beautiful home looking on to a small lake with a variety of wildlife. My niece Lorna and her partner Jeff came round with my great niece Teagan - it was great to see them all. Teagan is a lovely girl who seems content to entertain herself with her toys, although she didn’t seem too pleased that Teagan’s room had been taken over by two strange men..

    Had a trip to picturesque Fernandina, but it was too hot to stay on the beach. After our day to Charleston we spent our last morning visiting nearby historic St Mary’s. Again it was boiling hot - 100 degrees at one point - so it was always nice to get into an air conditioned store.

    Just before we left for Orlando airport we got a message that our scheduled flight to Glasgow was cancelled until tomorrow! However Thomas Cook came up trumps and booked us into a beautiful 4 star resort hotel - Rosen Shingle Creek - where we had a lovely room with a terrific view with dinner and breakfast included. The hotel was full of Glasgow families from the same cancelled flight. Dinner was a sumptuous buffet with everything you could wish for from seafood to roast beef. ‘There’s nae chips’ however complained a spotty Glaswegian ned.

    ‘I’ll have some o’ that soup’ declared a heavy female tourist from Ayrshire. ‘Well just come right over and help yourself, ma’am’ said the waiter cheerily. ‘Ye mean ah‘ve tae serve masel? Ah thought this wiz a 4 star!’ ‘Yes, ma’am and this is our self service restaurant.’ ‘And where’s the breed?’ she continued. ‘Can I offer you some oyster croutons or saltine crackers, ma’am?’ ‘Naw, ye cannae- I need some breed tae dip in my soup.’ With the ‘breed’ duly provided, the lady commented on the size of the soup bowls. ‘We’ll jist need tae come back twice, Mary’ she announced to her friend. You can take the girl out of Glasgow...
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