Dinner at Mark

So, picture this: me and my ex, Bahamas vibes, heading to Mark's place for dinner. Mark—aka Mr. Glitter Eye (yes, one glittery eye because of some INSANE accident that’s so wild I didn’t even ask too many questions). He’s got this energy that’s like sunshine in human form, with a smile so warm it could solve global warming. ☀️👁️✨ #GlitterMarkRocks

We roll into his stunning house, and honestly? I was floored. Beautiful doesn’t even cut it. Then, he casually takes us to his office, and BOOM—it’s packed with stuff. I’m talking “organized chaos meets creative genius” vibes. 📚🎨 It was like walking into the mind of a mad, fabulous scientist. Oh, and the pièce de résistance? His collection of COSTUMES. Like, an entire wardrobe straight out of a Broadway show. 🎭👗

Was I surprised? Honestly, no. Mark is exactly the kind of person you’d expect to have a glittery eye and 500 costumes. Did I want to try them all on? Obviously. But that would’ve taken a full week, and let’s be real, I had sushi to eat. 🍣💃

The night took an even funnier turn when my ex did his legendary bathroom routine. Cue him coming out, sheepishly asking Mark if he had any plumber tools. 🪠😂 I nearly spat out my wine laughing, but Mark, the hero he is, swooped in and fixed it like a pro. Meanwhile, my ex was dying of embarrassment and whisper-pleading for me to save him. Nope, buddy, you’re on your own.

Mark is the kind of guy who’s so full of life and charisma, you leave feeling recharged and slightly obsessed. Truly, a crazy, hilarious lunatic in the best way possible.

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