Footprints with ex

Okay, buckle up for this wild ride! 😂 So, picture this: my beloved ex (who’s honestly the nicest guy ever, like Santa’s cool cousin) lets people borrow his stuff all the time. But, shocker—people can’t seem to take care of anything, and now, they’ve trashed his brand new jetski. 😡 Like, angry ex vibes level 100.

Anyway, to blow off some steam, he pulls out his personal standing jetski (the one he actually cares about) and is living his best life, zooming around like he’s in an action movie. 🎥💥 Meanwhile, me and Mike are chillin’ on the bridge, watching the chaos unfold. ⛅️

Enter Mats. The guy literally drops the jetski, and then, in true Mats fashion, casually says, “Oh fuck, it’s sinking.” 🚨🙄 So now we’re all running around like lunatics, trying to lift this mega heavy jetski out of the water. Spoiler: it doesn't go well. 💀 And just like that, the whole day feels like it’s in ruins. 😩

I turn to my ex and say, “Okay, we need a damn break because EVERYTHING is broken right now.” So we hop on the boat (cue rum and good vibes 🥃) and head off to look at his other properties. We wave at his beach club neighbors like we're royalty 👑, munch on some snacks and just vibe.

Then, we cruise over to Footprint, and I, like, pass out on a sunbed. 🛏️ Next thing I know, I wake up like, “Oh shit, we’ve been here for way too long!” But honestly, after the disaster of the morning, this is turning into a pretty damn good day. 😎🌞

And let’s not forget the part where my ex had me running around like a laughing lunatic—so yes, that definitely happened. 😂 #JetskiDrama #BahamasVibes #ExesAndRum #SinkingJetski #Munchies #FootprintChill #RidingTheWave #BestiesAndBeaches #IslandLifeRead more