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  • Day 1

    Transit

    March 10 in Fiji β‹… 🌧 25 Β°C

    Had an absolute heart drop last night.
    Went to check In online and got all the way until the end before it asked for our visa number and it was compulsory to fill in and I was like omfg.
    Do I need one to transit in Fiji??? or have I misunderstood Samoan requirements???
    Quick search indicated no but I couldn’t check in without it so this morning we had to arrive 3 hours early because check in was only open for 1 hour and then closed 2 hours before flight which is less wriggle time than usual.
    Checked in with a person and no visa needed PHEW!
    We went to a cafe which had a robot being all the food to the table.
    I ordered with a person rather than the QR code but I bet there was an option to tip and it’s a big no from me on a regular day but if I’m ordering myself it’s now it’s being delivered by a robot. The audacity. 🀣
    Robot was cool though.
    I had a DELICIOUS biscoff frappe. Going to have this flavor more often.
    Getting through security was easy enough but we both commented it’s a weird airport.
    The 3 hours passed quick enough and we boarded. Paid an extra $20 each for an exit row sway which was amazing and then we had no one not to us as an added bonus. Yewww.
    I slept on my tray a lot of the way and Will listened to a podcast.
    Very bumpy on the way down but we made it and are currently in Nadi for a 5 hour layover.
    It was such a tropical open space when we landed and then in the foyer where 3 men with ukuleles. Nice vibes.
    Not many shops inside but has a Burger King so we currently just chilling.
    Time dragged lol.
    There weren’t many flights out (only 3. One to Melbourne, one to LA and one to Apia)
    So airport was empty most of the time. Eventually a hoard of Americans arrived.
    Americans that venture outside their country are fab. I like listening into their conversations. Always so animated and enthused.
    Book store/newsagents was crap.
    Had dodgy wifi but at least it had.
    Finally boarded at 9:30pm.
    Plane wasn’t full and we had another win - no one in our exit row with us wooo!
    I do find this strange. I genuinely would have thought it was the only section of the plane that ha to have people to help if needed.
    Not complaining.
    Flight was smoother than the first one and we landed on time.
    They ran out of immigration cards on the plane so most people had to do it on arrivals which I think slowed customs downs alotttt.
    Got through though so YAY TO US AND OUR 50th country!
    Our walk from the plane to customs was so slow and I was like *eye roll* we are on island time already so I muttered to Will we are moving at a blistering speed aren’t we and he said SO LOUDLY
    “She’s blind you dickhead” which he found hysterical but I found so embarrassing cause I felt paranoid everyone was looking at me lol. Not my fault I can’t see over the tops of heads like he can πŸ™„πŸ€£

    Got our bags and headed, handed in our arrival card, scanned our bags for quarantine then found our driver which I was relieved to find. I always gets anxious when I book so far in advance that a new got lost along the way and no one will turn up.

    My thoughts on the drive even though it was now 2am and very dark.

    It has Kenya vibes. It’s like Africa with more palm trees. Especially the corner stores.
    So many churches!! Our driver blasted Jesus music our whole drive which I loved. Especially cause he didn’t give us a choice he just did it.
    There is consistent misconception when we are overseas that we value speed over safety. Our drive could absolutely have been worse but still stressed me out.
    Please get off your phone, please slow down for the wild boar, please don’t play chicken with oncoming cars, just move over and please don’t go so fast. 😫
    Don’t die. On arrival he got our key and took us to our room. We were so awkward because we had no internet and didn’t know if we were meant to tip or not and I felt like the dude lingered like he might have been waiting.. unsure. Still without reliable internet..
    Past 3 am when we finally got into bed and both fell asleep immediately.
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  • Christmas 23

    December 25, 2023 in Australia β‹… β›… 27 Β°C

    Had a cracker.

    - Started with presents. Bill fired for next year because of his inability to read the labels.
    -Made everyone get Christmas shirts this year for a family photo. Will have to try again next year because dad is blocked in all of them. πŸ™„
    - played Cooked Aussie drinking game and was so pleased with everyone’s participation - everyone even did a plank which I lost because I was laughing too hard.
    - Jess filmed the whole day because she wants to improve her skills - can’t wait to see it.
    - politic chats as usual. Bill simply unable to help himself.
    - did a fun jelly bean game with Jax and others. 50% chance of getting a disgusting flavor. I had to spit mine out. Was wheezing at Helen and Bills responses.
    - Sue was there and probably said “French champagne” 40 times during the day.
    - Will and Jax chucked/kicked the footy.
    - I got Will a salt gun which he enjoyed but we need to use rock salt next time.
    - One year we won’t bother with food. We always overeat the nibbles and then are too full.
    - pavlova for dinner. Always sensational.
    - Jonathan HATES Boots. Previous night I was on the loo and he started SCREAMING so loudly I ran into the kitchen without pulling my pants back up. I think he got swiped. Now avoids like his life depends on it. 🀣
    - Had left over potato salad in the evening but it had mini rock in it so I cracked my tooth which has pissed me off.
    - Boxing day morning I was awoken by Helen’s screams because boots brought a mouse inside an it was running around the house lol.
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  • FIFA world cup

    August 12, 2023 in Australia β‹… ☁️ 26 Β°C

    I am so proud of this country.

    What an absolutely amazing experience.

    I found FIFA’s system of only releasing the tickets on the app 2 hours before the doors open to be extremely stressful but other than that I can’t fault anything.

    We originally bought tickets months back because Will suggested we “go support the woman” (πŸ₯°) so we got our tickets for $50 each.
    They are currently impossible to get.

    Tonight’s match was the most watched TV program since Cathy Freeman 23 years ago.
    The hype is real.

    We arrived and I was actually emotional by the amount of men. Men who were not just wearing Aussie clothes but Matilda gear.
    Thousands of men who have paid to watch woman’s sport. Who have found it worthy.

    I was also stocked for the other players other than Kerr to see their names on so many jerseys.

    Our seats were really good - behind the goals to the right. We could see everything.

    The national anthem at the start was so emotional. 75,000 - a sold out event singing as one to support the girls.

    Fuck me the game was stressful. I actually think France was the better team - I was stressed the whole game because they were always in the bloody box or doing corners.

    Sam Kerr has been off injured but played 3/4 of the game. The roar when she came on was a vibe.

    She didn’t do any major plays but orchestrated so many plays. I understand the hype haha.

    The referee was wearing a French jersey under her uniform the whole game….
    BUT ALL WAS FORGIVEN -
    France scored and she disallowed it immediately because someone pulled on a player.
    Immediately forgiven as she literally saved the match for us.

    Over time I hateddddd. Proper anxiety. I want to lose in the 1st minute so I can come round to the idea - not in the 110th minute.

    Then the penalty shoot out …. The longest shootout in FIFA history.
    Fuck me, I’ll never recover hey. πŸ˜‚

    The girls next to me hd there arms around me in a huddle every shot. Real solidarity.

    We finally won in the end and I feel so bad for the girl from France who missed and essentially lost it for them but in reality if your 10th in line to kick it’s not your job to do so.

    The roar when we won. What a moment.
    Incredible.

    Literally hugged the strangers around me.

    Heart rate got to 157 during the shoot out.🀣🀣

    Atmosphere was incredible - so blessed.

    Follow up game was the most watched tv event in Australian history.
    ❀️
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  • Zoo 30th

    February 18, 2023 in Australia β‹… β˜€οΈ 30 Β°C

    Ash flew up to visit for my 30th and I had the most amazing time.

    We went to Australia Zoo.

    We saw the croc show - didn’t get an Irwin but still fab.
    Saw all the animals, saw some shows and talked crap. Elephant show in particular was awesome cause they went swimming.
    Loved the otters, saw a wombat on a walk and just overall were very lucky as all animals were up and awake even the Komodo dragons were active.

    I had such an amazing weekend and am so thankful to her for flying up to see me ❀️
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  • Day 79

    HOME

    December 31, 2022 in the United States

    Found our lounge and sat there for several hours. It had the best hot food selection we have had and also a really good dessert section.
    Salads were all pre mixed though - everywhere else was better as you could make your own which I think is better for me.
    Less obvious booze section too not that either of us have used it.
    So many kids in the lounge.
    Peak anxiety as we lined up to board. Will is absolutely shattered. Im better but would have a massive cry if we got denied entry again.
    It’s face recognition to get on the plane, no documents needed. I went first and honestly when the gates opened it was the best feeling. We’re going home 😭😭
    At least 5 kids near us. It’s an overnight flight so hopefully they crash out.
    We think maybe a lot of people have been upgraded.
    Maybe they are feeling nice because it’s New Years lol
    They made a comment about you can switch seats after take off because lots of free seats and not everyone has been given pajamas? They were cross checking a list so we though maybe if you didn’t originally pay the $5000 no pajamas for you! πŸ˜†
    We have put in our orders off the menu, so keen to go to bed, hopefully served quickly.

    I ate dinner and crashed for about 3 hours but then I woke up and I was SO HOT I had to go to the bathroom to put water on my arms.
    I then went back to sleep but not nearly as deeply. Woke up often but overall I reckon I got 6 hours sleep which I’m stoked about.

    It’s currently 2.5 hours to go and we are keeeeeeen.
    We got given Australian entry cards. I really though they stopped them, I have no memory of doing them the last few trips and nor does Will. 🀷🏼‍♀️ we have to declare Wills/Craig’s cigarettes.
    You have to declare if you have over 25… that’s one pack.. doesn’t seem like very much lol.

    Will slept 6 hours too. He has been converted to a business man he tells me πŸ™„

    Watched some of the Harry Reunion even though I’ve seen it. I had the kings speech on for 30 seconds before I realized it went for 15 mins longer than the flight and it would annoy me to be so close and not finish so I turned it off. Might watch for a movie night cause it’s a fab movie.

    11 minutes until landing!!
    WE GET TO SEE LITTLE DOG!!!!!
    And everyone else, of course. πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    Changed out of my Pjs. So happy I have 2 sets haha. Even Will is gonna keep his.
    It’s hard to get changed in the toilets. The business is the same as economy. No much room, especially when changing pants.

    I get a eyebrow/forehead pimple on 80% of long haul flights. Today is no different. One has made its appearance. Pleased the flight to the wedding was in the 20%!

    I write this as the plane shakes from turbulence. Haaaaaate.

    UPDATE - on the drive home dad mentioned a UA flight that had to do an emergency landing in Pago Pago due to an engine failure.

    THE PLANE UA 839 WAS THE ONE WE WERE MEANT TO BE ON.
    No longer mad at our circumstances.
    Thank you God. What a miracle. I would have had to get a boat back to Australia.

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  • Day 79

    Hollywood

    December 31, 2022 in the United States

    Got up quite early considering we went to bed 1am.
    Up by 8:30 and was at the restaurant for breakfast by 9.
    Our vouchers were for $15 each. Bill ended up being $50 so we owed $20.
    But we mustn’t forget the $10 tip πŸ™ƒ
    I have my receipt of $29.37 ready to send to British airways as well as a picture of the menu with nothing under $15 ✌🏼
    I had pancakes and they were good.
    We then got an Uber to Hollywood Boulevard because why waste our time here. It’s gonna cost us a lot but there are people out there who would kill to be able to afford to visit Hollywood.
    And we are here for free so let’s get going.
    Uber wasn’t actually all that bad.
    $24 and it took us over 30 minutes on highways.
    There was a homeless man at the corner of a road ad he made me tear up as we were driving away.
    I would have given him all of our $10 if I could. His little sign said anything is enough and I just 😭😭😭
    He was so sad. A sort of hopelessness that I wouldn’t be surprised if he killed himself in the next week.
    Shattered for him.

    Dropped us off and we went immediately to a souvenir shop to get a magnet so we can reminisce over this terrific experience.
    Didn’t find the pink star magnet I envisioned so went walking to look elsewhere.
    Lots of big name stars (obviously πŸ₯΄) but still a good chunk I didn’t know from different eras.
    Found a fluro pink star. Not the pink I wanted (or that’s on literally every other tourist item) but will do.
    The stars are technically red and white marble but mixed it makes a pink colour.
    We went to McDonald’s to steal their Wi-Fi and wet hunting for a props museum. On the way we took a closer look at the famous Chinese theatre where all the famous people do their hands and footprints. Lots of great ones - Harry Potter, Twilight, Avengers, Star Wars and Hunger Games casts.
    I’m sure Big Bang did one but couldn’t find it.
    Other huge names like Michael Jackson, Robin Williams, George Clooney, Johnny Depp etc.
    Really enjoyed this and glad we went back because we walked straight past it the first time haha.

    Found the prop museum and it was a real highlight my only complain is it was guided tour and he went through soooo fast. I’m trying to take pictures here!!! πŸ˜†
    $20 each and just great. Really great.
    Highlights were Orc heads from Lord of the Rings (75% one was the one that ends up on the spike in the second movie) Dinosaurs from Jurassic Park, Katniss’ suit, Voldemort’s Robes and screen wand, Luke Skywalkers light saber from VI, some aliens from ‘Men in Black’, Anthony Hopkins mask and straight jacket from Silence of the Lambs, Jack Nicolson’s axe and jacket from ‘The Shining’, the Walking Dead zombie heads, Robin Williams’ Mrs Doubtfire costume, Christopher Lloyds back to the future costume and remote, the baby grinch in a high chair and lots of Marvel stuff like Thors Hammer and Iron man’s suit.
    We had a great time.

    We then decided because here, let’s go to the wax museum. It was $35 each for the wax museum and Guinness records museum or $30 for one so we bought the double wammy ticket even if expensive.
    It was so unbelievably bad that I’m not even mad. It’s past the point of being ripped off that’s it’s funny.
    Lady in front of us was seething πŸ˜†
    Could at least tell who 70% of the wax figures were meant to be but half of them I had just seen the real prop down the road on a better figuring πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    Oh man it was bad. We went through quite quickly.
    Then walked across the road to the Guinness book of records museum. EVEN WORSE πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    Outdated info and so much writing and all interactive which I don’t enjoy. We did play a game where we threw balls at a target and had to fill up a digital water cup. We played 2 times but don’t know why this was even in the museum.
    Only 3 things I like was the bit on the oldest man, tallest man and fastest 100m in high heels which was 14 seconds and I reckon that’s bloody impressive.
    Garage. Top level garbage.

    Called an Uber. Driver was ultra dumb and opinionated.
    Favourite comment was he didn’t like somewhere because there are too many white people.
    World is wicked racist yes, but it is reversible and if you can’t say it one way you shouldn’t be able to say it the other.
    I would never say don’t go there because there are too many black people.
    Racism doesn’t fix racism.
    He was Caucasian looking but probably actually Hispanic.
    He had lots of opinions on Australia that were wrong but we were polite. No getting shot today.
    Took us to the Petersen automotive museum.

    Something that never happens happened.
    Waiting in line and a guy was like I have an extra ticket, do you guys want it?
    YES PLEASE. BLESS YOU KIND STRANGER.

    I don’t know what we looked at.
    Cars. Lots of cars. Will had the best time and got all hot and bothered about so many of them but to me… we saw cars. That’s it hahaha
    It had a few from movies that I liked like the delirium from back to the future and the van from scooby doo.
    Hyercars was Wills favourite section.

    Caught an Uber back to the hotel.
    Not a bad crack - 4 museum and a walk down the boulevard.
    I’m trying not to be bitter we didn’t realize the Hollywood museum was right around the corner cause it has most of the other big props. Would have loved to go there too. Next time.

    Went to lunch in the Resturant. Our bill was 52c and he didn’t ask for a tip because he never gave us a pen to write one. We wrote one at the end but don’t know how it works so don’t know if he gets it. Not mad if he gets it, he was nice.

    Sitting in our room. Have a new dog situation update but need to talk with everyone once home.

    Checked out and headed to the airport on the shuttle bus.

    Went to check in. “Errr we can’t find your booking, our system says you flew out last night”
    BRUH.
    They did find it and we checked in. It should not be this hard, why don’t the systems talk to each other???
    No dog sniffer tonight and customs still very quick. I was a little nervous their system was going to say you left America last night…
    But we got through so that’s a relief.
    Customs people are so rude. I understand it must be the most infuriating job because people are the worst but they just yell at you.
    2 different Asian men got screamed at for not following instructions and workers were all attitude like “it’s not that hard” blah blah blah.
    Very blatantly obvious neither man spoke fluent English. Yelling is pointless.
    Yell at me in French I won’t understand, doesn’t matter how loud you are, volume is not the reason I’m not listening.
    Also American, your customs are not the universal system. Shoes off isn’t an everywhere thing and he isn’t stupid for not knowing he is meant to do that.
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  • Day 77

    Transit

    December 29, 2022 in the United States β‹… ☁️ 13 Β°C

    Great mood this morning.
    We are off! πŸŽ‰
    Will was so excited he even packed last night. πŸ˜†
    Had a quick rinse in the shower then we were off.
    Walked to Piccadilly Circus then got the tube to the airport.
    We judged how much to put on our Oyster cards really well. Only about 3£ each left in the end.
    The train took about an hour and I was 80% sure on what terminal. Terminal 5.
    Got it right ✌🏼
    I’m very overwhelmed with all the documentation.
    Since booking our flight details have changed 4 or 5 times - we booked with American Airlines but are flying British airways and Qantas.
    They all have different booking references and flight time and I honestly just don’t know where we are meant to be.
    Waited an hour so we could check in with a real person.

    “I’m sorry I can’t find your booking”

    Off to a cracking start.

    British airways sent me an email about uploading Covid documents so I at least had my booking reference for them so he found it.
    Didn’t look very hard did you. πŸ™ƒ
    Never had that happened before.

    Next good news - our flight is delayed and we will miss our connection. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

    I am very uncomfortable about everything.
    I don’t trust our check in guy.
    Have accepted we will miss flight which our boarding passes say leaves LA at 8:45pm, so we have looked at other possible Qantas flights tonight they could put us on and there is 2 others at 10:30.

    Except 10:30 is the one we are meant to be on????? And everybody’s website except our boarding pass says 10:30 departure not 8:45????
    It’s still tight but could we make it?
    Only now even less likely because we have to collect our bags because the dude was like you land after departure, go get your bags and go straight to the help desk when you arrive.
    Clarified with him 5 times that our bags are not going straight through.
    “No you must collect at LA”
    Ok. Gotcha. (Stay tuned for different story)

    I am so confused 😭😭😭
    How could you not find out booking? Have you put us on a different flight I don’t understandddddddd

    I’d rather miss is outright cause we hadn’t arrived because they have to fix rather than a gray area of “well you were quick enough” and it becomes our fault.

    Check in man originally said he couldn’t print our 2 boarding passes because second flight is moot but both were printed and I’m glad it says a departure time after our arrival. It will be my ‘Exhibit A’ when arguing why we didn’t hurry to make it.
    Because we can’t prove any of the conversation we had with the check in man. πŸ‘πŸΌ

    Considering all the strikes, the airport wasn’t busy at all.
    It also had a feature we both liked which was pictures of little people depicting how busy the North and South security lines were. North way busier than south most of the time.
    We found a business lounge but the guy was like go to the other one it’s better.
    So we caught a tram one stop.
    Lounge was lovely, got super comfy seats.
    Lots of yummy food.
    I love that you can make your own drinks. Could have a whole bottle of vodka if you wanted.
    I made my own nachos with a mountain of sour cream. Person behind me was waiting.
    Hang on a minute please I’m busy πŸ˜†
    Also had some tomato/cucumber with balsamic 🀀
    Their mashed potato was crap.

    So confused I can’t even.
    I’m so angry about the communication.
    American Airlines saying we leave at 6:30, British airlines and airport saying 5:30.
    American Airlines saying we arrive 6:35pm. British have given no time but my automated email from flight center is saying 8:50pm.
    These are very different.

    Eventually got given a gate and caught the train back to it.
    460 people on our flight.

    We went and spoke to a worker because we are beyond confused and wanted some clarification.
    Asked when are we arriving and he said should be 8:40.
    Thank you flight center you were at least close.
    American Airlines, come on man.
    We then inquired about our departing plane.
    He has no idea why our ticket says 8:45 (his system does too) cause when he googled the flight number it’s 10:30.
    So we have a little bit of hope.

    He said our luggage ticket says our bags are going straight through to Sydney and we don’t need to collect.

    Have text dad to update him with nothing really other than to say we don’t know when we will arrive.

    Boarded plane and business not nearly as good as Qantas. And kids everywhere.
    In fairness it has a kid vibe though. Qantas was leather seats with polished wood this is just economy with more space.
    Will isn’t going to able to lie down and I’m facing backwards. Lol
    I do like that I’m in a corner and near a toilet so everyone doesn’t stare at me when I go the the toilet 100 times. Lol

    The entertainment on board is garbage, or rather the set up is.
    No option to just show all movies? Have to search all 39 genres.
    For TV it shows every episode rather than pick a series you want to watch and then it will show you the episode.
    In conclusion lots of unnecessary scrolling haha.

    Have successfully taken off.
    Hatteeeeeeeeee take off in an airbus. Takes too long to get in the air, I panic πŸ˜‚

    Announcement over the loud speaker.
    “All passengers will need to collect bags if transferring domestic or internationally”

    Going to lose my shit soon. Don’t care the circumstances but can we all just agree on what that is please.

    Food was delicious. Especially some cous cous thing with sour cream. Had some slow cooked beef chucks which were great too.

    A worker came and told us we have been put on another flight with United airlines.
    25 minutes later than our Qantas one…
    Doesn’t give us that much extra wiggle room.

    We want Qantas cause Will fits but I think his desire to get home for New Years trumps his fly with Qantas desires. He may regret though as we don’t know what their business looks like.
    But ok, we are flying United Airlines. πŸ’ͺ🏻

    Read lots of my book and watched a movie. Unbelievable. Normally can’t watch them on planes. But every plane this trip I have wanted to watch but not watched..
    I watched ‘Good luck to you, Leo Grande’ which made me laugh out loud on the plane even though it’s not a comedy. I don’t know what you would class it as but both actors, especially Emma Thompson deserves an Oscar.

    Will read some of his book. The most newsworthy event of the day really.

    Alrighty. 10 mins from landing. Must rush to find people at “the top of the stairs” who will help us cause I have questions about our bags… and how we board a new plane when I don’t have a boarding pass for it.

    Hope the airport has Wi-Fi so I can message dad or I’ll have to activate my sim.

    My review for British airways airbus is if it was significantly cheaper to fly then Qantas I’d fly again but just the little things like my seat taking 40 pushes of the button to recline which all up genuinely took like 15 minutes. That’s fine I can deal BUT the only place for storage is under the bed in a box I can’t access to get anything out all flight cause didn’t want to deal with the bed.
    No shelf to put my phone, had to put it in my shirt so it didn’t fall and get stuck in the seat. I mentioned the crap entertainment system already and my phone had been on charge for 5 hours and gone up 6%. Thankfully we don’t appear to be stranded so it should last until the next flight.
    I drained a lot of it on this flight making my video which will end up being about 1h32mins πŸ˜…

    But really main one is Will doesn’t fit. I fit but only just and I’m not tall.

    I have loveeeeeed my corner.

    The food had been great and staff were the noticeable highlight. They have so many workers it’s great.

    Am currently lying in a deliciously comfortable bed in LA -
    STRAP IN FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUS EXPERIENCE.

    Got off the plane.
    Found the lady we were meant to find. She gave us fluro orange express pass things and our NEW flight number of QF12
    BRUUUUUUH THAT IS OUR ORIGINAL FLIGHT 🀦🏼‍♀️

    I was feeling lucky because we got off the plane first we got through customs quick. If you are 450th of the plane you are going to be there a while.
    Worker there didn’t care about our fluro pass. We waited. Line we picked naturally had someone before us who needed to supply a mountain of documentation.
    Hurry up. 😩
    Wouldn’t have mattered anyway because then came the bag carousel drama. 20 minutes for our bags to arrive.
    Then we RACED to drop them off again going off a very non detailed instructions of where to go.
    To race quicker Will ripped his bag tag off.
    We fixed this problem once we arrived and I didn’t let my feelings known about his decision regarding this, but honestly how stupid are you. How is your bag getting to Sydney without your tag on it????
    Anyway. It still had some stick so reattached and put on the carousel.
    Then had to get through customs.
    I got yelled at by a lot of people and workers for going under barrier lines and running past people.
    No one cared about our express signs.
    Had to get sniffed by a dog, have passports checked again, do TSA, we SPRINTED through the airport sweating like pigs and arrived for our flight in time.
    Told dad plan A is going ahead.

    JOKES.

    Tried to get on the plane.
    Gate wouldn’t open so was sent to see a worker.

    British airways cancelled our booking. 🫠🫠🫠🫠
    Not allowed on the plane because we have no booking.
    And this guy was an absolute wanker too. Not even a fake sorry. Just a big ol tough titties attitude.
    Had to force info out of him like
    ok what do we do now then??
    Wasn’t his problem.
    Prick.

    Sent us to British airways ticketing.
    All staff left for the evening 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
    Found one lady who found her manager who had been at the airport for over 14 hours by now who deserves a raise.
    2 others in the same pickle but not going Sydney. They have NYE Fiji plans with a friend and now that friend will be celebrating alone. 😬
    We were there about 1.5 hours but in that time we got booked on a delta flight for tomorrow evening at 8pm but we asked if we could be put on the later Qantas one if available as we know he fits and it’s only 2 hours different. So she went and did that for us.
    Meanwhile, a man from Qantas we found (who also deserves a raise) went and found our bags for us.
    He said British airways has developed quite the reputation of late and our bags were never making it even if we did.
    I’ll say. Will not fly again. I have never experienced such incompetent ridiculousness.
    I know I complain a lot but most of the time I don’t really mean it. I’m not actually bothered, I’m just talking crap.
    But WOWWZA today has been HARD for real.

    By the end we have a new Qantas flight, food vouches and accommodation for 2 nights.

    Some very feral people will be joining us shortly and they have my sympathies.
    In order to check if we could have 2 nights accommodation rather than one so we didn’t have to check out in the morning m, the lady called to confirm with the hotel only to find out her colleague only booked 5 rooms in the hotel for the evening when it was meant to be 7.
    The lady had sent a 6th over so they will be reappearing shortly to say the hotel denied them 😬
    But because of this we got put in a better hotel.
    Food vouchers for most meals.
    But gratuity not included πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
    I see red when it comes to tipping, I really do. Vividly and immediately.

    Caught the shuttle. Absolutely no signage asked 3 people for help but eventually found and taken to the door.

    Had trouble finding our booking, but we got there.
    Have checked in and eaten with food vouchers.
    Didn’t tip. Will have to tip tomorrow which I’m furious about. Going to send the bill to British airways as per the instructions of the lady I think deserves a raise.

    LAX is the stupidest airport. Will not fly through there again unless visiting USA.

    I’m done I tell you.
    We can’t reaaaallly afford it but we have pushed our work start dates back a few days and will start on the 9th. We both need to sit without this garbage.
    The stress has just been so constant.
    The entire world has honestly just shat itself and hasn’t fixed itself yet. Everything has been a mess.
    Bed time.
    Silver lining is Will hasn’t been to LA and we have a whole day.

    Bed time thank goodness.

    Also we aren’t sure but we think someone took a piss in the sink on the plane. Very bubbly but unlikely to be champagne. No one walked in with champagne.

    Took a picture, of course.
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  • Day 76

    London

    December 28, 2022 in England β‹… ☁️ 10 Β°C

    Last day πŸŽ‰
    Went to get Will a haircut because apparently he absolutely must have one. πŸ˜‚
    They were booked until 2pm so we went to lunch first, back at the Indian we tried yesterday.
    Walked in and definitely not the one I went to with Mum and dad. One day I will find it and I will have the yellow butter chicken again.. but not today. :(
    And it was terrible 🀣🀣🀣
    Completely covered in coriander. Disaster.
    And then just pure oil.
    Whatever. Last day good vibes only. ✌🏼✌🏼🀣🀣

    Went back and sat in the hotel until haircut time. Will went to that and I went souvenir browsing.
    I really wanted to buy a Queen bobble head I found - I also went to a Harry potters store which is probs the best store I’ve ever been too merchandise wise. Nearly bought half the shop but walked out empty handed. Very proud of myself.
    In a BIG Harry Potter mood of late because of the game coming out.
    Went back to collect Will then we headed to the museums for our exhibit “Hieroglyphs: unlocking ancient Egypt”
    Line less chaotic than yesterday but still long considering it was 4pm, sun pretty much set and it was raining.
    Exhibit was good.
    I wish I was smarter. History is too complicated πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    A few things I read I was like oh yes that rings a bell from school but man oh man, putting timelines together is hard.
    We saw the Rosetta Stone, which has the same decree written in 3 languages which is how they Finley cracked the hieroglyphics code.
    βœ”οΈβœ”οΈ
    They thought the pictures were stories rather than having actual phonetic sounds.
    Lots of other stones and fabric scrolls with inscriptions.
    Also a section on burial.
    It had one section with organs in jars which I loved πŸ˜†
    “Canopic jars preserved the organs of the deceased. The inscriptions on these jars record the name of the owner, Ahmose, as well as the relevant protective deity: Imset, the human-headed god, preserved the liver, baboon-headed Hapi cared for the lungs, the falcon-headed Qebehsenuef looked after the intestines while the jackal-headed Duamutef protected the stomach. This is the first time this set of jars has been reunited since the mid-1700s.”

    Uploaded a pic of the jars. A real highlight hahaha

    I forgot they use to weigh the heart to determine if good or bad. Can’t remember all the details from school and the exhibit didn’t really go into it but need to follow up and re learn.

    Strolled through a bit of the general Egypt sections. The museum is stupid huge. Been 4 times and I haven’t seen everything.

    Went to get one last poke bowl. Can’t wait to make our own at home - then walked to parliament to have a look. Then walked home and packed.
    Bags are tiiiiight. Hahah
    Also made Will do Harry Potter quiz and he got Gryffindor with Slytherin as a close second.

    I went down to the Christmas markets in Leicester square and bought one final Christmas ornament with out converted 25€ because a lot of coins and can’t convert, so must spend.
    And have had trouble spending cause most places have been card only.
    Got a corgi with a crown cause the queen died this year.
    Didn’t want a London bus or phone booth.
    Will and his bowel spent some the time reacting to the oil from lunch. It came later than we expected but came nonetheless haha.

    Will still hungry at 9pm so got some McDonald’s.
    Bed now.

    Big day tomorrow. Hope it goes smoothly.
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  • Day 75

    London

    December 27, 2022 in England β‹… β›… 9 Β°C

    Slept in later than intended. Very tired lol.

    Decided to do the museum first rather than laundry first because we booked 2 separate times for the museum and the first one was coming up.
    About a 1km walk. The line was around the corner but did move quickly and we joined an even quicker line because we already had tickets.
    All based on honesty though because no one ever checked out tickets.
    Went straight the the Egypt section because have come specifically to see the Rosetta Stone and I love the mummies.
    I saw some of the Egypt stuff like a couple of skeletons/mummified people like the Gebelein man, some sarcophagus stuff and some of the coffins/mummies.
    Will was looking for the stone the whole time and couldn’t find it.

    Of course the circumstances are that the Rosetta stone Is free to see at all times….
    BUT currently there is a hieroglyphics exhibition so is been moved to that and the exhibition isn’t free is it πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
    But we came specifically to see so we headed to the ticket office.
    Only availability is in 3 hours time 😬😬😬
    So we are going to do washing and try again tomorrow πŸ˜ͺ
    Walked past an exchange place on the way back and I’m fucking FURIOUS.
    We gave 25€ we had left over to get us some ££ to do the laundry.
    25€ is $40.

    We got 11£ back πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

    Which is $19.
    Absolutely go get fucked.

    Exchange rate was shocking but they also conveniently forgot to mention the service fee AND handling fee.
    Big “no refunds” signs all over the window so the transaction was done.
    LIVID.

    I don’t mind spending money but I loatheeeee wasting it and feeling like I’ve been tricked out of it. I need that $20 dammit. 😩

    I smell a review πŸ˜†

    Walked past a few pubs until we found one with a good menu.
    Lovely little area.
    We both got pies with carrots, mash with gravy and it was delicious!!
    Walked home. I bought tickets for the museum tomorrow in the late afternoon and applied for a dog - his name is cookie. Stupid name. He is 7kg so maybe too big but worth a shot.

    Have walked to the laundry place and it is a bit of a drama πŸ˜†
    How to say politely that we are in an area where people can’t afford washing machines and that’s why they are here.
    A lady works here and she is very flamboyant and funny but everyone else is a question mark.
    Worker lady was talking about how her son and daughter in law are struggling with their baby and one dude who was stick figure thin and very clearly a big druggy and dumb asked her “Do you think I should live with them” and she spun her way out of that one but he was dead set serious as if we would be helpful and it was really funny to listen to.
    No weird stranger I don’t want to live with my family ??? πŸ˜†
    Will had to go for a walk for coins as the coins only take 1£ coins
    And BECAUSE THE 11£ WE EXCHANGED WASN’T ENOUGH 🫠🫠🫠🫠
    How is $40 not enough for one load of washing πŸ˜ͺ
    In fairness it would have been had we not been robbed.
    Anyway. He had to get out another 20 and convert all into 1’s which the local shopkeeper was well pleased about.
    Have done washing, we are now drying.
    The place is very busy.

    Walked home in the rain. Heaviest rain we have had since being here so have actually been really lucky overall. Forecast had predicted rain so we brought our rain jackets with us and covered the washing with them.
    Walked the 2km home and found an Indian we wanted to go to for dinner.
    Walked there and the line was down the street. Line was down the street for every Resturant. It was like time square in NY. Where did all the people come from????? Couldn’t get in anywhere so we went to the Christmas market and got a sausage an chips.
    Then churros.
    Hurried back home as the crowds were really too much.
    Will watching videos.

    I am going to start my new book. I have wasted 2 hours of my life trying to find a recap of the last 3 books in the series cause I read the third book over 2 years ago (really need to pick book series that are already finished. This waiting around for years is bothersome, albeit exciting when the date finally arrives)
    And I FINALLY FOUND ONE 😭
    I found 1000 opinions but only one wonderful person did a factual recount. Bless them.

    Have got an email about uploading documents for our flight home which we have decided not to do as there is a footnote saying you can do it at the airport.
    A risky moves because of the strike but as we are business our line is shorter. And we are going home rather than to somewhere and I can only upload a print screen anyway as not at a computer and don’t have the documents soooo

    We plan to get there heaps early anyway.
    So soon!!! πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸ»
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  • Day 74

    London

    December 26, 2022 in England β‹… β›… 6 Β°C

    Woke up and about 15 minutes later the fire alarm went off, glad I was already awake or my heart would have given out, fire alarms send me over the edge for some reason which I suppose they are suppose to do. The noise sends adrenaline pumping around my body and I get the shakes which is so stupid and completely involuntary πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    And annoying. Calm down it’s just noise πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
    It’s stopped but kept coming back on again so wasn’t sure if real or not. (Thats the big problem with the required practice evacuations, no one takes them seriously when real. πŸ˜†)
    So i went downstairs.
    Went down with 4 others - we are the top floor of course it so took a while to reach the bottom - we set off about 3 stair alarms along the way.

    Walked round the side of the building and asked reception - just confirming not real alarms and she looked at me like I was stupid.
    “It’s Monday, we test the alarms on Monday”
    And how and why would I know that ??

    Had to wait 10 mins in the foyer before the elevators were re activated to go back up. Was not walking the 47 flights back up.

    Read some of my book then headed to ‘Flat Iron’ to meet Bronte.

    We were early and put our name on the wait list (25 mins) then waited.
    She is an on time person. Hurray!
    We went to find Will some water then headed back and sat at the bar before our table was ready.
    Really good food. Not enough but really good!
    It’s a steak and sides, that’s it. But they have mastered it.
    We got heaps of sides and it added up very quickly but worth it.
    We then went to a bar in covent garden and had some beers. They argued a lot over whose beer is better.
    Bronte is an excellent conversationalist. Very easy to pick straight back up from where we left off.
    Will and Bronte complete opposite political spectrums and we nearly went into dangerous waters but I think they both did really well haha
    We talked for hours so missed any chance of seeing a matinee show like we had considered.
    Gave her big hugs bye.
    She is going to stay in London, is currently deciding whether to take a new job or not - more money but she doesn’t think recession proof and broke up with Chris so is having fun on the dating scene. Bea is well.

    Hung out at the hotel then went out for Ramen for dinner.
    Will liked his mine was garbage, but I’m proud I tried it haha. I was hoping my broth would be like mi goreng but it was bland meat water.
    Back home. Hope to finish my book tonight.

    Finished my book. πŸ•ΊπŸ»
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