Cambodia

January 2017
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  • Day 13

    Goodbye my lover!

    January 21, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    21/01/16

    Koh Ta Kiev (Cambodia) to Ho Chi Minh City (formerly Saigon - Vietnam)

    Our last day on 'The Island' and we're all quite excited to leave.

    The storm last night leaked through elements of our open air living very wet. It has also made the whole area of jungle very humid (I
    thought it might clear the air much to my disappointment). This has lead to our tree house being awash with things that want to bite you! 7 bites in an hour Ahh!

    We awake early and meet Pakora and Tal for breakfast.... We arranged to meet at 8.30 and if their alarm clock didn't go off I was to go down to theirs at 8.45. They didn't show so started to jog down long beach when they arrived with their rucksacks which co incidentally match ours exactly!

    We have breakfast and wave goodbye to the island as we head for mainland in the boat going for its daily market shop!

    We are all very excited to have running water, toilets, electricity and most importantly WIFI again!!

    The trip only takes around 40 minutes and the departing view is super stunning with the dense jungle and bright blue sea a pleasing combination (who said blue and a green should never be seen?!)

    The boat team is all under the age of 20 and they do well with the whole operation (smoother than last nights drama).

    We say our goodbyes to Thirsty Pakora and Tal and obviously round this off with #CWTOBD #MayDay

    Now for the hard part. We have to get to Vietnam. We're not sure about Visas and we're not Sure about where we can cross the border... So we do the obvious thing and book a bus... With no idea GOD STILL LOVES A GAMBLER!

    This is the moment where during the drunk conversation with Karvey I should have paid more attention and not been so easily swayed (someone was Downing a pint or something)
    Something about a border crossing... Then something more fun happened and I forgot to pay attention to what she was saying.... And the last thing I remember is something about 'good luck when you're walking through no mans land and you think I should've listened to Karvey'

    Fuck.... We should've listened to Karvey. I'm racking my brains, I remember exactly where we're both sat in the clubhouse.... But I can't remember what she said!!! Damn it.

    So we head for the border and hope for the best.

    As we're driving we reflect on Cambodia as a country and we are really so impressed with the resilience of the people. Only 40 years ago the world allowed over 2 million people to be slaughtered by their own government. One quarter of the population. Today, it was amazing to look at anyone over 45 years old, and to think of the horrors they have witnessed and which will probably still haunt them. PTSD must be massive and probably undiagnosed with very little help for people. On the upside, their religion (95% Buddhist) seems to have survived here, although perhaps not as obviously as in other countries we have been to. They have had a massive baby boom, where 70% of the country are under 40. This means there are young people creating businesses everywhere and opportunities for themselves. Construction here seems to be moving at a phnom phenianal rate! (Pleased with this one). The Chinese are investing it's got hope. I just really wish that this newly re-booted economy will keep its eyes aware and learn from the mistakes of other countries in terms of de-fore station, protection of sea beds (dredging operations already in place with 200m nets) save their Irrawaddy Dolphins and more. If they play their Exotourism right.... Surely they can do well using their unique assets as opposed to becoming another Thailand!

    We ❤️ Cambodia!
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  • Day 12

    Under the Sea!!

    January 20, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ 🌙 15 °C

    20/01/16

    koh ta Kiev (Cambodia)

    We're still on our little island of paradise.

    This morning we use our time to plan out for Vietnam with the bible (lonely planet). Once we're suitably bored of this it's into the bright blue clear water (3m away from our tree house). The only problem with paradise is that everything wants to eat/ injure you! So even in the sea we are aware of the many massive sea urchins protecting the rocks! Playtime is tentative at best! Flying fish jump past us and we watch 6 inch crabs scuttling on the rocks, attempting not to get wiped out by the waves!

    We're due to go out fishing this afternoon on our DIY excursion. We sorted this by speaking to the alcoholic/ high as a kite French 'boat captain' and agreeing to pay him $6 each to go out for several hours (compare this to the $20 it should cost and we're on a winner right? What could go wrong?)

    We arrive at the bar where we met this boat captain and enquire as to his wareabouts. He's still asleep.... The bloody French!?!? Honestly.

    Whilst he's getting himself and the boat sorted we down some pink coladas... Piña colada with Malibu and pink stuff and get beers in for El
    Capitano.

    Load the boat (sack of beers) for our team outing and continue to get on it. Motor out off the shore, drop the anchor. Tiere shows us how to cast a line and we're off! Uuuu this is so exciting.... For five minutes. We quickly learn this sport is a good excuse to drink, and attempt to catch tea.... But not really a sport at all.

    On the other hand, the pissed captain finds two fish within two minutes so we are certainly lacking skill! One of the ones he pulls up comes up with a piece of coral the size of a football as the fish was hooked and got wedged in the coral so they came up together.

    So there are fish to be had and it's back to concentrating. Within 5 minutes we have caught coral and lost weights on two rods!! Hmm... El capitano perseveres and we decide to move so we can see elephant rock (which we missed yesterday) and watch the sunset... Easier said than done and the anchor has got caught on some rocks, so raj has to dive in and kick it loose, he does this fully clothed even leaving his crocs on as he jumps into the sea!

    We move position and drop our rods again!

    Ding dong... NOBLET HAS CAUGHT ONE.... And it's massive. Well, massively poisonous, and approximately 3inches long, he's in the lead.

    Then Pakora comes a knocking, 'Tal, don't move' he says 'what?' and starts moving.... pakoras hook went straight in his foot 😂. Wonder who donkey will go to here?

    And then ten minutes later pakora some how gets her hook stuck in her thigh!!!! Wtf how do you even do that 😂😂... Twice!

    We watch the sunset with our rods dropped, but as we turn around towards elephant rock (which actually looks like an elephant) we see a huge front coming in.

    El capitano seems fine though stating 'we watch the sunset and then we go home fast'. So we finish the sunset, casually wind our rods in (Tal catches a sea big which he thought was his bait lol) and I go to the toilet (quick dip). Only once I finish does he start to get a bit twitchy and it's full steam ahead! By now the storm is fast approaching. The other boats have only just seen the front as they were so close to the island and are hot on our heals following our route through the coral which we now couldn't see due to the dark clouds.... We were in the hands of a pastise infused captain around shed loads of coral in shallow water... Great.

    The storm picks up, as do the waves and we're getting soaked and blown around. The captain is worried and strains his eyes to see Raj who is attempting to avoid the coral. 10 long minutes later and we're heading into shore at last... We're lucky we're at the north West side of the island pretty close to where we were. When we got to the shore there was the bar tender waiting for us and the urgency of the situation was realised with the statement 'get off the boat quick, we need to tie this boat down NOW!'

    We did as we were told and ran to shelter in the bar. Only one thing for it... Get the beers in until the storm passes!

    An hour later the captain and bar guy come back informing us the boat was ok at last. We learnt the next day that the other boats heading to the south of the island were forced to abandon ship 500m down from us. Crikey.

    To summarise the fishing competition:

    First place Pakora with 2 big catches
    Second place Noblet 3" fish
    Third place Tal for his small worm
    Last Holly with absolutely nothing. Brilliant

    Man: the captain for getting us home
    Donkey: Thirsty Pakora for hooking herself and Tal on a fishing hook.
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  • Day 11

    Follow the Leader Leader!

    January 19, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    19/01/17

    Koh Ta Kiev (Cambodia)

    We awake for the first time on our little island and it's amazing. We have a panoramic 'window' opening (no window just air!) with just bright blue sea outside. It's amazing.

    Have a hearty breakfast but there is no mushroom left on the island. There is no power anywhere on the island nor running water. Everything if it's not caught here is brought in by boat. It's pretty cool for a limited time ha.

    We decide to go to the fishing village on the other side of the island. There is a map painted on a piece of tree trunk which we try to remember. We also ask for directions from some treehouse staff who have never been there.

    We set off following our friend Sullivan (the dog).... We walk along the abandoned road the Chinese have dug. A Chinese firm has a lease on the island for 99 years, but the recession hit when they started work so the only thing they achieved was reduce level digging. This has now been covered in undergrowth and new trees etc. Of course we're english so we end up walking in the mid day heat but I don't think this dog is nuts. We keep following Sully but end up at a mango farm. Turns out we missed a turning and went to the furthest possible point on the island ffs. Who would've thought following a dog wouldn't work!!!?

    So we head home after a couple of hours burning with our friend and go and meet pakora and Tal for a mooch to elephant rock.

    More effort required as we walk along the coast for an hour and then swim over.

    As we're swimming some kayakers tell us the tide is out round there so not to jump in! Bloody hell! So it's a big swim back carefully avoiding coral as it contains some of the biggest sea urchins we've ever seen!

    We have to guide pakora back in the end as she has no snorkel only a mask, and the sea scape changed that often you could be in the deep one minute and about to beach on an urchins spikes the next!! It was a lot of effort but luckily she was behind me at one point as a haviana floated off and I didn't notice. Noblet then took the lead but kept getting distracted by the fact he could tell the time under water with his new watch!!!! This lead to him going off course by 180 degrees!! What a doughnut!!! Eventually he managed to stay on track and pakora arrived safe and well haha!!

    Spoke to a drunk French captain in the bar who agreed to take us out fishing on his boat tomorrow... See how this goes!!!

    We made our way back to the treehouse for some below par tapas, and then all got stuck listening to some average singer/guitarist doing a 'set'. You know that awkward kind of looking at you whilst singing thing!

    Anyway we had some more beers and called it a night excited for fishing tomorrow!!

    man: Pakora - surviving without a snorkel

    Donkey: Noblet for times against humanity
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  • Day 10

    The Island

    January 18, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ☀️ 21 °C

    18/01/17

    Otres Beach to Koh Ta Kiev (Cambodia)

    We got a 9am boat over to 'the island' but didn't get breakfast as no where was open... Too many party animals, their night was going until 6am with some top tunes. Could hear the music but didn't keep us awake as we were so close to the sea (8m close!!) so we could hear lapping waves over top tune age.

    We've been told there's no power etc on the island so leave with fully charged devices!!

    The boat ride is on a long boat and takes around 45 minutes.... Leaving the usual 20 minutes late!! Bloody Asians!!! On the boat are supplies such as water, food and one very hungover bar man who went to last nights shinanigans.

    We arrive and climb into the water to be greeted by hippy Aussies and Americans woooo.

    We get our accommodation sorted which is a large rabbit hutch on stilts with no door or windows! We are even closer to the sea with some private beach!!! Ahhhh it's amazing!!!! We're about 3m from the seas in a place called crab shak. We have a bed.... A hammock and a couple of wonky chairs. It's brilliant!

    We decide to mooch down to long beech and wonder whether we will actually see Pakora and Tal here! It's an island with about 6 different places to stay so we reckon we won't see them.

    But to our surprise we walk down the beech and there sits Tal!!!! We all look at each other surprised and then he sends us into sunrise thirsty pakora with the Pakora mating call! Obviously she thinks we're Germans replicating the sound of the TP bird!!

    We end up spending the day playing catch with the go pro and generally getting burnt and beered!

    We were all getting bitten to death as soon as the sun started to set so Noblet and I decided to swim home to avoid further bites! As we swam the bay we were surrounded by a glow! We had found the infamous plankton which people pay to go on excursions for!!! HAHA! It's brilliant! Every time they touch you they glow it's almost like you're a god! They light up under your feet and are absolutely amazing!

    We swim for ages amazed by these creatures, but after around half an hour the novelty wears off and I start to think that fish eat plankton, and sharks eat fish, and
    Sharks are most active hunters at dawn and dusk AND we're in unfamiliar water, is this a good idea?!? After about ten minutes in this thought zone I freak myself out and walk the last section of bay (if I could've lasted another 200m we would've made it all the way!

    With hind site I was so glad to have made this decision as there were massive sea urchins all over the rocks we would've had to go over at low tide!!!

    But at the time I was a massive bottle job. As we got out of the sea Noblet held onto a tree for balance and left an illuminous handprint on the bark from the plankton!!! AMAZING!!

    Back to camp for zzzzZZZZ

    man: Charlie for letting us come here and fook with the itinerary!

    Donkey: holly for not dealing with sharks (or lack of them and blaming national geographic)
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  • Day 9

    Paradise!

    January 17, 2017 in Vietnam ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    17/01/17

    Phnom Phen to Otres Beach (Cambodia)

    It's the morning to decide.... Do we go to Vietnam or go to beach land in Cambodia as suggested by Tal & Pakora....? We last minute.com it and jump on a four hour bus to beachville!!!

    What a great shout, we land in paradise, white sandy beaches with bungalows on the sea front... Bonus!!!!

    We pay over the odds for a bit of luxury literally looking out on the sea about 10m away from the sea!

    Find an oil drum BBQ with puppies fighting all around it. £4.50 for a BBQ and beer, what a bargain! Fresh out of the sea squid, meaty fish, the biggest prawns you've ever seen then all the meats... heaven. All sat watching the tide come in at your feet!!

    Great day.... Great shout Tal!!
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  • Day 8

    S21 & The Killing Fields

    January 16, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    16/01/17

    Phnom phen (Cambodia's capital)

    Hangover mostly cured we know what we need to do to lift our spirits.... Attend a mass genocide site and also a torture prison. Brilliant.

    An American breakfast sets us up with its excessive carbs, then we get a Tuk Tuk sorted for $12 for the day (seems good value to me).

    On the way along the bumpy roads (this is what happens when you have 10mm of cover over spaghetti like re-bar) we get a good glimpse of sub-urban life. What I still like about this place is how raw the economy is (and I think proper as well). Everyone on the road has construction materials. In the back of Tuk Tuks, giant panes of glass on a tiny moped and 6m lengths of re-bar on the best tractors ever. Then on the side of the road there are lines of shops... But by shops I mean work shops.... Fabricators, mechanics, wood carvers making furniture (national heritage they're really good at it) and actual retailers selling massive generators, or water pumps, or drainage pipe work. It's so proper it's exciting!

    Everyone seems to be dressed and fed well out here which I wasn't sure would happen.... The same can be said for all areas of Cambodia we have seen so far which is interesting for one of the poorest countries on the planet. I'm sure when the cities grow and people re-populate then that will change.

    We're on our way out to 'The Killing Fields'. This is where the Pol Pot Khmer Rouge regime in 1975 brought over 20,000 people over a 4 year period to 'exterminate' them. The Khmer Rouge were an extreme communist party who Took over from some guys (forgotten who!) to bring piece after years of civil war and relentless bombings from the Americans during the Vietnam conflict. People were tired and when the Khmer Rouge army came into the city everyone was so excited and welcomed his army (formed with ill educated farm workers) into the capital city with smiles and waves.

    Within three hours of marching into the city the Khmer Rouge soldiers told the people that the Americans were going to bomb the city so everyone needed to evacuate. Men, women and children were forced to leave the city immediately carrying little more than the clothes on their back. All urban developments were completely empty of all people within 3 days. Schools, hospitals, police stations and shops were all shut, and they stayed that way for 4 years. The national bank was demolished, and cash was gotten rid of.

    Turned out Pol Pot was a massive commie but a commie with not much of a plan. his party wanted to turn the country into a totally independent self sustainable state run by farmers, so the people from the cities were sent to the rice fields, to grow rice these were seen as the 'new people' and were now third class citizens. Thousands of people died on the side of the road on the way to the fields through exhaustion.

    Having had no experience at farm work the city dwellers were not very good working the paddies and the regime fell at the first hurdle.... Feeding people. So they upped the anty and had millions of men, women and children in the fields for 12-19 hours in the scorching heat with no breaks, fed on two watery small bowls of rice a day. Many thousands died. the troops were fed well during this period, as well as the 'old people' who were the villagers who had never gone to the city.

    Cambodia is a very fertile land and where ever we go we see bananas, mangos (I like de mango mango) and fruits we've never seen before growing everywhere. Couldn't people eat these?

    The thing is if people took fruit from a tree for their family it was seen as theft from the state and would get you and your whole family arrested. So people starved, women couldn't produce Brest milk, so babies starved. Everyone starved and worked.

    The international community was invited to come and have a look at the utopia that had been created. The Swedes came for two weeks and saw the cheery well dressed workers in the fields and factories, at the volume of food which was produced so they could gorge at a banquet and at how simple and great life was with no money. The swedes went back to Europe and the west, and called the refugees who had managed to escape liars. They said that the Khmer Rouge were doing a great job. This showed that even journalists didn't realise a good stage set when they saw one. So the international community sat back. All borders were closed due to the wars and millions of landmines which filled the country side prevented operations into the country. The swedes were believed and the regime left to do what it saw fit.

    Meanwhile, the family that tries to eat a mango from a tree to prevent starvation is caught and arrested. The whole family is sent to a prison to be dealt with as an enemy of the state.

    The family are taken in trucks to a local high school named security centre 21 (S21). There are thousands of these centres all over the country, S21 is one of the most hideous.

    Here we went after the killing fields and soent around three hours in silence as we walked around the actual rooms where thousands of men women and children had been tortured. The exact cells, with guard graffiti, keys hooks and even blood were still everywhere. It was so intense seeing everything so well preserved, even to the beds which prisoners were tied to. The last act of horror in this place was the final prisoners who were being tortured as the Vietnamese 'liberated' the prison. Thy were executed as the guards fled to the jungle borders of Thailand.

    Before the liberation the prisoners were tortured until they provided false confessions confirming they worked for the CIA AND KGB!?

    One international who was captured was a New Zealander who had been sailing around the world and was picked up by the Khmer Rouge. He was tortured and left a confession confirming he was working for colonel harland Sanders (KFC) , sergeant Pepper was his handler, he also made reference to his mum by her initials. The KR had no idea what any of this meant and documented it all.

    He was later taken to the killing fields where he, along with thousands of Cambodians, was executed. They were taken to the side of a mass grave and hit with hammers, hoes, spades, bamboo and battered to death. Then pushed into the hole. Many were not dead and were buried alive. All of this happened at night, under the sound of blaring communist music to muffle the screams of the murdered. This was only around 10km from the capital city.

    Now as we walked around we were told not to walk on bones of clothes which are continuously pushed up with the groundwater.

    The worst element was the 'killing tree' which was where the soldiers would take a baby by the feet, and smash there heads against a tree trunk until their brains were visible. Thousands of baby's were killed along with their parents. The KR Moro being, "to kill the weed you must dig down to the roots" believing that killing a whole family would prevent revenge attacks.

    To us this was crazy! The international community failed to act or listen to refugees! Millions (one quarter) were killed for no good reason... For working for the government, being a teacher, having soft hands or wearing glasses.

    Tb'd international community allowed the Pol Pot regime a seat a the UN for 25 years even whilst they were in exile when the world could see what had happened and has access to evidence. Margaret thatcher sent the SAS on missions to support the KR I AM SO CONFUSED WTF THIS IS RIDIC!!

    Heavy day! Noblet wanted to go to hooters to see how they could run one where the girls are 'slight' but it hadn't been built yet!! He had to settle for motor boating the hoarding instead 🙈😂
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  • Day 7

    Dancing in the street!

    January 15, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 31 °C

    15/01/16
    Phnom Phen (Cambodia)

    Woke up at 8 ish and Noblet isn't there. Have no recollection of the previous nights activities, last remember googling how to make shadow puppets in an Irish bar??!?

    I've lost Noblet... Where is he? I'm in a cell like hostel with no daylight coming through the barred windows! Alone.... Wait for a long while, no sign.... No phone maybe he has gone out? He never goes out before me.... And always tells me off for waking him up early.... I'm confused but too drunk to do anything!

    Worry not.... He walks in through the door having been at a Boston bar he found watching the American football. He drags me drunk for breakfast and beer.... We continue to drink and talk trump with a load of yanks... They're a good lot this Boston lot. I like them!

    I'm sure I've forgotten something all this time.

    Had quite a few beverages through the day and decide a local aerobics class will make me feel better. Starts at 5.30.... Slow rhythmic clapping, very hard to coordinate! Getting through it and then I see a familiar face bobbing along.... ITS THIRSTY PAKORA!!!!!!!!!

    Wooooo!!!! We greet and meet Tal Her BF.... I remember what I've forgotten, I was meant to meet her here at 5.30 AM!!!! Whupps!! Bad friend.

    Go for beers and catch up! What a great co-incidence!!!!
    Brilliant!!!!

    On the way home we stop in at the whore house where we left our lonely planet book last night!!!

    It's all good apparently we only played pool with the girls 😂😂
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  • Day 6

    I love tequila!

    January 14, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ⛅ 30 °C

    14/01/16

    Krati to Phnom phen (Cambodia)

    Attempted to watch water puppets but it got rained off. Decide sod it well make our own shadow puppet show!!

    Found some Spurs fans and watched the baggies get battered.

    One thing for it....

    I love tequila, it makes me happy!
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  • Day 5

    Irrawaddy in Krati

    January 13, 2017 in Cambodia ⋅ ☀️ 17 °C

    13/01/17

    Krati

    Today is the day!!!

    We're in Krati where the kids still wave to you and the market is predominantly dried fish! Aka not touristy yet. It has three Tuk Tuks but honest it's not big enough for three.

    We're up again at 6am (surely soon we're due a lie in!?) as we're off river water dolphin spotting!! Yey!!

    So the crack is we're on the Mekong river which runs from
    Loas through Cambodia to the sea. And there are these Dolphins called terra waddy Dolphins live in Cambodia and Loas only. There used to be 2000 dolphins in the Mekong and they were pretty well naturally protected as there wasn't much industry in Cambodia. However, the numbers were reduced when the pol pot regime was in power. They were hunted for oil and meat. Many were also caught up when they started doing electric fishing which from what I gather is where they put an electric fence in the water and fry everything.

    The dolphin has now attracted the WWF who have a permanent office in this little town. Krati has the largest population of remaining Dolphins. It's good to see the WWF actually out in the field and we saw quite a lot of banners asking people to protect them.

    Hopefully this town will experience how Eco tourism can help them, before it's too late for the remaining Dolphins.

    Over the last year there have been several found dead though, some due to water pollution.

    On the plus side our guide had seen some baby Dolphins which are born at around 7kgs this season, this is especially good as they can only give birth every three years.

    They live in 'pods' and the area we are going through has two pods in it at the moment. Because it is dry season and the river is low our guide 'lucky' tells us we have a good chance of seeing them as they stay in the deepest areas of the Mekong during dry season, and many are condensed into one area.

    We head out in a large cattle van 7 of us squeezed in along side the kayaks. We drive for 20km to get to the start. Then it's into the river we go.

    Noblet and I spend the best part of half an hour deciding how best to deal with a double kayak (used to singles) ... This involved some minor team building (bickering) 😂

    Lucky tells us that the river is normally 15m above the water level we are currently at. This means all of the lush islands around us are covered in the 'green season' and explains the houses on stilts!

    Paddling along the submerged trees are amazing to look at but the photos don't do them justice! The photos may also be abit below par because I may or may not have trusted noblanos with the paddling 😂

    We pull through the trees and some particularly fast water and head to s beach for a swim on one of the little Islands. We have some sticky rice and soya beans wrapped up in bamboo sticks for starters and then some fruit which looked like a mix between a minature kiwi fruit and a bunch of grapes (must find the name!)

    When we're in the water we find mineral deposits which look very much like g**d! They're everywhere! Fish come and chew on our feet and skin and we throw in rice which leads to a chomp fest all around us.

    Next we're off to see the 🐬

    On the way one of the girls sharing a kayack sees something flopping around in the mangrove, it turns out its a catfish caught on a line. Lucy's mate jumps in and pulls in the biggest catfish I've ever seen! It's massive at least 10kg and the lads man handle it into the kayak for sale at the market! We're all in shock and buzzing!

    We land on an island, lucky tells us to listen for a snort and then we'll see as much of them as possible. These Dolphins are not like the ones in the sea. They are very mistrustful of humans. They work in groups to breathe, one rests at the bottom for 3 minutes whilst the other swims to the surface, breaths out (you hear a pfffft) then surfaces for about 2/3 seconds before bobbing back down again... All very quick and so difficult to photograph... But they were brilliant!! Swimming all around us.

    Then a tourist boat (with an outboard motor) saw where we were and came and docked next to us. The noise of the engine scared many off and hence our mantra... Take the least damaging form of transport where possible!

    They came and we went paddling along hoping for some more glimpses.... Then amazingly lucky pointed over and we saw a baby and mother surface, brilliant!!

    Some english lads and us avoided eye contact with the shore so we could stay out an extra few minutes, excellent!!

    Man: Noblet for managing to take a photo of a dolphin

    Donkey: holly for saying the 'camera's broken.... Oh no, I've left the lens cap on'
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