Highway to heaven?

I'm still alive!

This road isn't half as bad as everyone has said...yes, it's a bit dicey in places, and yes, one badly timed handlebar shimmy and you're in the sand with the discarded Evian bottles full of Tizer (is it Tizer, right?), but overall it's agoer!

I'm wearing my rear view wrist mirror just in case but it's spent so long in my bag that its convex centre has a lovely grey scuffmark which make it seem as thought I'm being constantly followed by a Dementor.Read more