Not Today, Satan

Universe: "Let's Test You"

Me: "I got this"

Always carry a wet wipe when travelling.
I gather them at reataurants/on planes when I see them and try to keep one or two in-stock.

Better still, always check TP before you sit down.

In other news, not unrelated...
The SAW airport concessions are insane. I just paid 13€ for a (not terrible) croissant and cup of coffee. That's expensive in expensive places, and outright robbery here. Yesterday in Antalya I got a beautiful salad for lunch at a fraction of that price.

But it used up my Lira, which would otherwise have been in a bowl at home for the foreseeable future. So not really any loss at all.

Still.... What a rip-off for an airport that doesn't reliably stock TP.Read more