• Henrythedog
helmik. – maalisk. 2023

Camino Portuguese

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  • Matkan aloitus
    28. helmikuuta 2023

    Departure

    28. helmikuuta 2023, Englanti ⋅ ☁️ 8 °C

    So, we’re off. One might expect my small family to show some concern as to my solo departure?

    Not really.

    MrsHtD, who I love more than I can say, will probably appreciate some time without me getting underfoot so long as sufficient wood is chopped in advance. Even those you love need time apart and I’m very grateful that I’m given my own space not just without complaint, but with encouragement. ❤️

    Henry the (actual) Dog; my constant companion; was dropped off at the boarding kennels into which he ran without a glance backwards. This must be what it’s like to drop your kids off on the first day at school. 50% joy at their self confidence; 50% ‘ungrateful little sod’.

    Whatever. Henry the (actual) Dog’s got a couple of weeks of fighting with half the residents whilst trying to impregnate the other half. He’s 100% dog and second only in my affections to Mrs HtD.

    Arrival in Porto late on a Tuesday is like ‘Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio’; so off to bed with the prospect of a few hours to divide between God and Mammon in the morning before seeking out a train to Barcelos.

    For the statisticians: pack weight 7.5kg; skin-out weight 10.3kg (I wear boots and a high quality 3-layer goretex jacket). It’s not the’ skin-out’ weight which is my problem, it’s the ‘skin-in’.

    I should probably clarify that this is very much a trial run. Last year’s venture onto the Frances (ninth time on Camino) was affected by knee issues, which resulted in scans, consultations and a diagnosis of bilateral osteo-arthritis. 12 months of diet, exercise and physio later and I’m ready to try again. Best to start with an easy one, so fly to Porto; train to Barcelos for the huge weekly market, then train to Valença Two nights in, Tui then set off steadily to Santiago. Staying an extra day in Tui allows me to take a taxi 15k away from Santiago with no bag and stroll back.
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  • Chucked out of weight-watchers

    1. maaliskuuta 2023, Portugali ⋅ ☀️ 8 °C

    So, an unexpected afternoon in Porto; what to do whilst I rearrange travel.

    I wasn’t intending this; but purely for research purposes, a francesinha is on the menu. The spiritual home of this latter-day speciality appears to be the Café Santiago; so there’s a bit of serendipity. It’s packed, and there’s a queue, which is a good sign and as the only solo diner I’ve got a stool at the bar.

    I’m not usually one for photographing my food, but this deserves it. It’s the kind of menu item which anywhere normal would only list as a joke with either a prize or ‘money back’ promise if you ate it all. The ingredients are listed as: (processed) bread; ‘fresh’ sausage; red sausage; ham, cheese, fried egg and ‘special sauce’. With French fries. It’s going to be a challenge to eat it before the sense of self-loathing overtakes me. As you only live once (probably not for long if this is a typical lunch) I’ve gone for the top of the range into which they’re somehow going to insert a portion of sirloin steak.

    A short time later…

    Well; I couldn’t eat two. That was simultaneously the best thing I’ve eaten in a while but also, by some way, the worst.
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  • Up the workers!

    1. maaliskuuta 2023, Portugali ⋅ ☀️ 12 °C

    Last nights accommodation was at the Oca Oriental (eastern goose?); which is a bit upmarket for me, but with a late flight I just wanted somewhere close to Campaña station with 24hr reception.

    Perfectly nice hotel, midway between Heroismo and Campaña metro stations. €71 B&B. Got here by 2130 from a flight which landed at 2010.

    Breakfast from 0700 which it useful - a business-oriented clientele lends itself to an early start.

    I haven’t been in Porto for 30 years, regrettably. So long ago that Mrs HtD and I then shared a tent and backpacked throughout the north and the Peneda Geres. My abiding memory is that the Portuguese are, as the late Rev. Edward Crilley would have said ‘a grand bunch of lads’; perhaps prone to melancholy, but fundamentally sound.

    Embarrassingly I speak little Portuguese. On our long ago trip we relied on a BBC cassette ‘Get by in Portuguese’; which combined about 50 phrases with some additional vocabulary and worked surprisingly well. I’ve remembered enough to check in and get a few scoops of beer without resorting to English; which is enough of a success for one evening.

    Delightful morning. Bright sunshine and lots of tiled facades.

    Porto has changed, with a fair bit of development. The Cathedral (Sé) is a constant; the cloisters are much like those of cathedrals throughout Europe, but being Porto every vertical surface is beautifully tiled. There’s a statue of Santiago Peregrino up on the first floor also.

    I thought to go and have a look at the Sao Bento station’s tiles whilst I’m here and have a coffee in the venerable Café Brazil. Something struck me as strange (and I’m not the most observant chap in the world); a complete absence of trains.

    They’re on strike.

    That rather scuppers the plan to go to Barcelos today and Valença tomorrow. Ah, well - nothing that ‘throw money at the problem until it goes away’ can’t solve.
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  • Porto wrap-up (assuming I find the bus)

    1. maaliskuuta 2023, Portugali ⋅ 🌙 8 °C

    So: no prospect of getting to Barcelos today. (I was going specifically to see the huge weekly market tomorrow morning.) I should give an honourable mention to the Hotel Bagoiera in Barcelos with whom I had just made a non-refundable booking and who agreed to cancel free of charge as I couldn’t travel through strike action.

    I returned to the Oca Oriental, to find that the ‘walk-up’ price was €10 lower than last night, which is good. I’ve actually done a full day’s Camino within a 2km square today; mostly hopping from one foot to the other in front of railway departures boards.

    I’ve booked the bus for tomorrow straight to Valença and - out of an abundance of caution - booked the bus as well as the train back from Santiago to Porto for the 11th.

    Having a spare evening I’m off to a short Fado performance back in the centre of town. I need the exercise to counter the calories from lunch.

    The visit to the packed Ideal Clube de Fado was time well spent. Young talented performers passionate about traditional fado.

    Nice people in Porto, also the beers cheap and the food portions approximate to your body-weight

    And so to bed, still digesting lunch.
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  • I found the bus

    2. maaliskuuta 2023, Portugali ⋅ ☀️ 10 °C

    Not the most compelling headline in the world; but I am making progress

    Now then: the inter-modal transport hub that is Campanhā station…

    The long-distance bus terminal is easily found by ignoring anything which looks like a station entrance, heading through an unmarked side-exit in reverse which leads onto the metro platform for the airport; going left to the far end and down the sign-free escalator; along a 200m passage under the station and turning left away from the bus sign. I’m not sure if I’ve bought a bus ticket or applied for the Portuguese secret service.

    Slightly off topic: (yes, I know that’s unusual for me, but ..) I’ve been trying to charge a power-bank all day and it’s not worked. I’ve only just realised that I’ve been in a more upmarket hotel where you have to put your key-card in to put the power on, so of course it’s not charged whilst I’ve been out. I used to know that and use a supermarket loyalty card to bypass the system. Is this age related? In a similar vein, I now have to look at each glove to see what side the thumb’s on before I put it on - but even more - I how have look at each hand to check which side the thumb’s on as well. I’m a former member of MENSA; have a postgraduate degree and used to be on the board of one of the UK’s largest companies.

    Mrs HtD quite reasonably never allows me to use the remote control for the TV and Henry the (actual) dog looks petrified when I’m left in charge of remembering to feed him.

    Back to Portugal:

    I’ve never really liked long distance busses. It’s probably a childhood memory of the occasions when my paternal grandfather was deputed for infant childcare. I and my younger brother were placed on a Preston Corporation bus outside his house with a 4d (that’s pre-1972 UK money) return ticket to the terminus and told to sit still (unaccompanied) until he retrieved us nearly two hours later when returning back the other way. That gave him time for a couple of pints and to get his bets on without anyone finding us home alone. He’d have been locked up for that these days.

    Today it’s a question of ‘will I need to pee?’

    Well we’ll soon know.

    For the purists (which is why I’m not posting direct on Ivar’s forum!) there may be some actual walking on an actual Camino soon. Don’t hold your breath.
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  • Cross a bridge, lose an hour

    2. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ☀️ 14 °C

    What a lovely day; blue skies and sunshine. The scenery of northern Portugal is splendid.

    The bus left fashionably late but made decent time through Braga (where 30 years ago) we queued to see the mummified archbishop - he’s probably still there, I can’t see that they would have got rid of him. You wouldn’t want one in the front room; but if you’ve got one I expect it’s hard to part with). In not entirely Christian fashion the then Archbishop’s Secretary got me hoofed out of my hotel room for drying my smalls in his Grace’s line of sight. My room was opposite his office as luck would have it.

    Road signs on the way bring back memories: Ponte de Barca (Mrs Gómez’ B&B where I got locked out having stayed too late at the fiesta); Ponte de Lima (ox carts with solid wheels at the market); Viana (mozzie bites the size of dinner plates) and Caldas de Geres (where having stayed in a cockroach infested hostal in the middle of nowhere we left pre-dawn leaving my favourite (but probably cursed - c.f. Braga, above) pair of underpants behind.)

    Arrived in Valença in full sun. Somewhat against the run of play; I’m on foot and on a Camino route. Let’s see what we can find for lunch. Gastrobar Fronteira seems appropriate.

    Well I’m not entirely sure what the menu del dia consisted of (and I have just eaten it); something fishy followed by something porky. Washed down with a ‘Super Bock’ served in an Estrella Galicia glass - that’s the frontier for you. With a coffee €8.50

    Now the bridge (photo) and 3-2-1 I can communicate again! On the downside the price of beer just went up.

    First stork of the season (photo)

    Tui is a fine town; wide streets with modern facilities and an interesting medieval area. Mine hosts for two nights are messers Pensión La Corredera; a spacious old place on the Main Street. Same price as a 3* including breakfast in Porto; but it’s good enough.

    Had a walk round the Cathedral and sat in the sunny cloisters (photo). I do like a bit of topiary.

    Very helpful tourist info office. They gave me a Xunta de Galicia guide to the Camino Portuguese which contains what purports to be a pilgrim passport (specifically not referred to as a credencial) with stage by stage descriptions and space for sellos.

    So; the plan. The bag stays here tomorrow and - if I can find one - I’ll taxi back 15k or so into Portugal and have a nice stroll back. If that’s not possible there appeared to be a big fortification on the Portuguese side which deserves exploration and in Tui, according to the TI there are churches and convents aplenty; including one selling dulces. I’ll go there more in hope than expectation as convent baking’s not much to write home about in my experience.
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  • Actually walking!

    3. maaliskuuta 2023, Portugali ⋅ ⛅ 7 °C

    Final notes from yesterday first:

    I did notice yesterday that when I dug out my phone to report into Mrs HtD at Head Office I had virtually no reception. After a bit of digging I found my phone was clinging onto a Portuguese network for grim death. Switching it off and on again (technology holds no fears for me) restored normal service on the Spanish network.

    There’s more to Tui than someone passing through might appreciate. Good people, every facility one might want and - to my delight - nobody’s speaking to me in English. Credenciales sold in the cathedral should anyone want one.

    This Xunta guide is looking more interesting the more I look at it. It does have all the usual pilgrim preamble on it and space for two (or more) stamps per day from Tui to Santiago. It also has a list of ‘what to see’ en-route which I’ll make use of. So far as Tui’s concerned - it’s worth not rushing through, the cathedral’s something to see (as is the collection of model churches grouped by area) and the pizzeria on the main street’s good and inexpensive.

    The locals are torn in support between RM and Barca both of whom spent more of tonight’s match cheating and feigning injury than playing the game.

    And then today:

    Well, the plan came together, as my plans so often don’t.

    Breakfast was conspicuous by its absence in Tui; the only obviously functioning bar was crammed by the Correos workforce and serving only slices of a massive sweet cake and coffee. Better than nothing.

    A taxi did arrive at the Tui taxi rank and for a very reasonable €20 I reversed my progress into Portugal (where I temporarily got my hour back) and dropped me in Fontoura. About 12k from Tui to where I strolled back.

    A lovely morning and shorts and a t-shirt were all I needed. I did spot a now-decorative solid cartwheel which I had seen in action on an ox-cart 30 years previously.

    Finally a mid morning snack was found. ‘Pig bread’ - perfect. With marketing like that, who could refuse. Google translate’s got a lot to answer for. (A small schnitzel)

    The major event of the morning was on my return to Valença; where it appeared from a distance that the Portuguese tourist board had commissioned a giant modernist installation putting two fingers up at Spain. (Photo)

    Any civil engineers in the room? Good; I’ll go on.

    It was two wind-turbine blades passing through town. These things are huge! Proceeding at walking pace and preceded by a team of enthusiastic electricians, these monsters were passing through the town centre. The electricians were dropping power-lines in real time for the vehicles to drive over, then re-rigging them straight away. It was quite amazing.

    (If I’m not being totally clear; that huge big sticky-up thing which is about 50 meters long is mounted on the back of a truck and is being driven through the centre of a town, would that happen where you live? (Aussies and Kiwis; you’re excused))

    The population of Valença had taken the opportunity to down-tools and take to the streets.

    It did strike me as faintly humourous that someone had affixed a red rubber bung to the sharp end of the blades; I suppose my mother would have said ‘be careful, you could have someone’s eye out with that’

    Back in Tui now having a few scoops and topping up my tan.

    More anon.
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  • The whole nun-baking thing

    3. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ⛅ 14 °C

    Right, I’ve already been pulled-up for making an unsubstantiated claim, with this audience it is to be expected - and Kathar1na’s not showed up yet …

    This nun baking thing.

    Hope triumphed over experience once again and I called in at the convent of the Clarissa’s (the poor Clare’s, who I believe are the female counterparts of the Benedictine’s?)

    They have a sideline in selling baked goods; in the case of Tui a dozen fish-shaped almond shortbread biscuits for €10. If they’re still ‘poor’ their cost control must be abysmal, because the gross retail margin on that should be astronomical

    It’s a closed order, so the sisters don’t engage face-to-face. The transaction is conducted through a ‘turno’ as follows:

    I: ring bell
    She (see note): (sound of someone distantly sighing, putting down the ‘sporting life’ and stubbing out a capstan full-strength) (shuffling) ‘Ave Maria; Que quiere?
    I: Pescados pequeños pfv
    She: €10

    I place the cash on the turntable, it rotates at speed and a pack of biscuits appears ( see photos).

    Now; my knowledge of the workings of the various religious orders is gleaned entirely from watching Father Ted; so I might be imperfectly informed. If we were in an episode of FT ( which the only RC priest I know describes as a documentary programme); there would be almost certainly be an annual inter-nun baking competition; and it would end in violence.

    I can say with certainty that Kirkies mob would beat the Clarissa’s without mercy; because these little almond fish are virtually inedible and Kirkies loaf looks splendid.

    Are we all happy now? Can I get back to the Camino?

    Thank you.

    (Note: I say ‘she’ - quite frankly it could be anyone - even ‘Big bad Norman; 20 years on the run’. See Jake Thackeray’s ‘Sister Josephine’ via google for further details)
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  • Porriño!

    4. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ☀️ 6 °C

    It’s Saturday, apparantly. The residents of Tui have many fine attributes, but early-rising is not one of them. I and a handful of other peregrinos pounded the streets at 0730 in search of coffee without success. On returning to collect my bag El patron had surfaced in an unexpectedly flamboyant pair of pyjamas and got a brew on.

    I did notice that all the café tables and chairs are left out, clean and tidy, overnight. In the UK if they weren’t chained down securely they wouldn’t survive the first night. Says something nice about the youth of Tui.

    Despite being glorious in the sunshine it’s absolutely baltic in the shade. Nonetheless; I’m setting off in shorts to O Porriño. My second-best knee (currently the right one) is grumbling a little, so I’ll take it nice and slow. I’ve already filled two pages of a credencial basically standing still.

    I’ve enjoyed Tui. It would be a shame to regard it as somewhere to simply start from. Also my limited time in Portugal. I would like to have communicated better in Portuguese; but since attaining some competence in Spanish, my French has deteriorated and I don’t think I’ve got the right brain for more than two languages simultaneously.

    So; let’s see what we can find.

    The first half of the walk’s nice and rural. Three tiny arched bridges paved with huge granite blocks; the first is Roman and the second (being refurbished) (photo) the Ponte de Fiebre where San Telmo came to grief, returning to Tui to die where he is buried and is the town’s patron saint.

    Casa Alternativo (should be -a; perhaps that’s a Belgian joke) is to be found just after the ‘decision point’ between the old and new routes. Even if you’re taking the new scenic route it’s still worth a visit. There’s a short-cut through the woods to the new route; so it doesn’t add any distance. Operated by Dries from Belgium, accompanied by Otto the dog. 10 beds, nice guy, good food. Best bread I’ve had in a while. I think the upcoming area has a reputation for flour milling?

    I generally don’t mind the industrial outskirts of towns; in fact I find them quite interesting, but taking the direct route into Porriño on a Saturday was not the best choice. It goes on forever. There is an unmarked cafe next to the fire-station on the long drag, but only Monday to Friday. I got a coffee out of the fire brigade though.

    There are plans to further expand the already massive industrial estate, which the locals are rightly up in arms about. (Not particularly interesting photo)

    On the last stretch into town - a strange mixture of housing and commerce - the ‘100km to Santiago’ plot is vacant and advertised as such

    I’m not overwhelmed by Porriño. I’m in the Hotel Parque, largely because the attached café is open early tomorrow and as it’s a Sunday I’m not taking any chances with breakfast.

    The receptionists an imbecile; a sure sign of a family business. ‘What are we going to do with the youngest; he’s too thick to get a job anywhere else?’ ‘Oh, just put him on reception, he’ll not do any harm there’. Well .. (not on the Camino Forum now folks - even though most moderators past and present are along for the ride; it’s a free press here)

    According to the security software I run the miserably slow wifi was put in by North Korean intelligence and there’s a children’s ride outside my balcony playing ‘never do a tango with an Eskimo’ at full volume, out of tune, on a loop.

    On the upside, the room’s clean and there’s a bath.

    Sun’s out. It’s unseasonably warm which is lovely, although there’s rain forecast in a few days.

    Mustn’t grumble, all in all it’s going rather well.

    (Clarification re: receptionist. Having been here a few hours, many of the middle-aged blokes look very (really very) similar; speak gallego as a first language, and have a severe nasal impairment. They also shout a lot. They clearly understand each other. My Spanish is functionally fluent and I’m back to hand-signals)

    I’ve added a photo of the view from my balcony of the musically-enhanced entertainment. Whilst I’m usually even-tempered, and I do see the need for children (someone’s going to have to pay the pension one day); I’m rapidly siding with Herod on the matter of innocents.
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  • The prospect of mariscos

    5. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ 🌧 10 °C

    Even for me, this one goes on a bit. Alternate
    paragraphs would probably give you the general idea.

    Thankfully (in reply to Jenny) the neighbouring church was silent.

    If, however you stand on the bridge south of Tui you can hear the church bells from two countries with different opinions as to the correct time. I counted nine synchronous bells then a solitary (but I imagined more authoritative) one from the Spanish side - insisting that it was actually ten o’clock

    So, Saturday evening:

    I’d just settled myself down in an Italian in the centre of Porriño for a bit of pre-emptive carb-loading (not that I need it. In the regrettable event that I ever found myself adrift on a life raft it’s odds-on that I’d lose the ‘who are we going to eat first’ vote; and they’d probably still have takeaway containers when rescue arrived) when in walked Señor El Patron from last night. He was last seen in a pair of furry Rupert-the-bear check trousers and nothing else, but was now accompanied by Señora el patron, who is a good deal more stylish. He’s certainly punching above his weight in the relationship stakes, as am I. Nice guy.

    And so to bed. I’m warming to the Parque, but the heating’s not reciprocating. I think I’m the only resident but he’s put me in a room on the 4th floor, roughly a light-year from the boiler.

    Some time later …

    Yea gods, I’m not soft; but that was a cold night. I had a bath available to me and, whilst the prospect of getting in was appealing, the thought of getting out terrified me.

    I’m up for a slightly longer day today, with the possibility of a short day thereafter; so today’s objective is Arcade where; having called ahead, I understand the Hotel Duarte to be open and there is the prospect of seafood.

    I’m a big fan of fresh fish and mariscos; but I draw the line firmly at pulpo. In my mind there’s something different about an octopus. I met one in Corsica once who was able to climb out of his tank, scoot across the floor, eat his fill in other tanks and return ‘home’; they had to put a board with bricks on over his tank to save the other residents.

    It’s like rabbits and hares; I’ll shoot and eat rabbit without a second thought - but never, ever, a hare. Something about them is very different. It’s strange - they’re all God’s creatures if you like, but some seem to have more character or spirit than others. Is it anthropomorphism? How can I still be able to spell that? Assuming I have, of course.

    I need to be true to my few remaining principles and seriously consider going veggie I suppose.

    Shortly out of Porriño I’m through Chan de Pipas. Apparently in the early C19 a local chap, called Chan, (unsurprisingly) did his bit in resisting the invading French by dropping barrels (pipas) of wine on them from the top of the tower. History doesn’t record Sr.Chan’s sobriety when making that decision, nor how long he lasted when he ran out of barrels and the rest of the Grande Armee showed up. Nor how he, supposedly, got the pipas up the stairs in the first place. Some stories are best left alone. Especially mine.

    I’d better get a move on.

    First stop for a coffee is Café Flora in Mos; the few preceding facilities being more closed than it being Sunday morning would explain. Then Churrasqueria Choles where the locals agree it’s already beer o’clock. I have a quick scoop, so as to not give offence. I pass on the proffered tripe and bean stew though. When it comes to traditional food, I prefer the stuff the bloke on the horse ate not the chap who shovelled up the horse dung.

    Thereafter a nasty little steep downhill in the course of which I manage to defy my usual alcoholic constipation and pass a bar. (That might take a bit of untangling). What a shame to lose the hard-won height so quickly.

    Redondela turned up quickly enough. Whoever laid out the Camino through town needs to take a long hard look in the mirror. A tour of the steepest and most slippy pavements in town was not what I needed.

    I think this is already the furthest I’ll have walked since the great knee-failure of ‘22. No drama as yet, but it’s c 7k further to Arcade, and there’s a bit of a hill in the way. 16k so far in 4 hours with a couple of stops. Not my historic pace by some way, but I’ve no longer got my historic knees.

    The last stretch into Arcade was a bit of a slog to be honest; then the last K along the main road is really rather dangerous. It’s a very fast road.

    The sight of the sea ( photo) and the prospect of seafood has lifted my spirits somewhat. I came this far because Arcade is renowned for mariscos and I’ve a deliberate short day tomorrow just in case something went wrong today. Happily, it hasn’t.

    Hotel Duarte tonight. Lunch service will be in full swing at 1430.

    More anon
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  • Old age and treachery

    6. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ☁️ 13 °C

    The Duarte is fine. Clean room, large (although currently wet) balcony and a sea view. The wifi did come with a warning from my security software when I connected (what is it with Spanish hotel wifi?) so my VPN was on at all times.

    The catering has taken a significant step forwards. A scallop and prawn brochette for lunch, then some ibérico and a dozen very local oysters for dinner. I’m a recent convert to oysters - I’d never had one until I was in my 50’s; but I’ll go out of my way to find them now.

    Arcade is very quiet on a Sunday evening. There are a number of permanently closed bars and restaurants; as there were during the day. A combination of the pandemic and economic pressures I assume. Pilgrim numbers are (according to various patrons) very low at the moment. I’ve not seen a dozen in total yet.

    I have noticed that all the marker posts have their distance plaques in-place and I haven’t seen one with graffiti yet - does the Portuguese attract a better class of pilgrim, or just fewer, I wonder?

    Breakfast is on offer but only at 0900. I’m having a very short day tomorrow; 13k or so to Pontevedra; but there’s rain forecast from 1200. So, breakfast or get wet? I’ll decide in the morning.

    So; it’s morning. Always a bonus to make it through the night. Being Monday the few facilities en-route stand a chance of being closed so a guaranteed breakfast has won out. Rain forecast from mid-afternoon now which is better, but the remaining days to Santiago promise to be wet.

    Breakfast (surprisingly good) revealed half a dozen other peregrinos; two Americans and four Spaniards all of whom are dressed for a flood of biblical proportions. I’m sticking to shorts.

    Some serious road-building going on just outside Arcade. This is turning into a civil-engineers road-trip. So there are some short diversions and lots and lots of mud. (Photo)

    Well; turns out we were all right. A brief downpour for ten minutes then, progressively the blue sky broke through. The sun always shines on the righteous; so if I meet him or her I must thank them.

    But - if the sun’s now cracking the flags; why would you persist in full body waterproofs. I dread to think what the contents of the Spaniards’ trousers are going through right now.

    Which brings me nicely onto the subject of underwear - No! Come back! It’s OK, honestly (photo: no I’ll spare you that).

    I do lurk on the Camino forum far too much; but I do benefit from the advice of some very experienced peregrinos; if I can ‘tune out’ the ‘which shoe goes on which foot’ and ‘OK; so I’ve arrived in Spain, South Dakota where do I start the Camino?’, there’s some great advice to be had.

    A recent one was a reccomendation for ‘ex-officio sports mesh’ briefs. Whilst the sizing’s a bit generous - I should have aimed-off for US sizing, where the ‘x’ in ‘XL’ is doing some very heavy lifting so the current pair I’m sporting are a bit Bridget Jones (sorry) - for air circulation and speed of drying after washing; they’re excellent. They are imported to order to the UK, so the pricing is aimed at the investment banking community.

    Now, where were we?

    Ah, yes. It’s stopped raining and after a brief slog up a hill we’re back in the countryside. Nothing going on on the catering front, but it’s not far to Pontevedra.

    The San Fermin bar and supermarket combo saved the day whilst I awaited the arrival of a splendid young German peregrino who’s overtaken me three times so far going very quickly. He seems more determined and confused each time. Thus the title of today’s nonsense. I tried to explain that I have a map and I use it, I don’t just plough on following arrows. He seems to regard this as something akin to witchcraft, but does account for how I can nip up a short tarmac road and avoid a kilometre’s mud-fest through the wooded hillside. Old age and treachery beats wide-eyed youthful enthusiasm every time.

    The riverside option down the Rio Gafas is currently contra-indicated (photo) so it’s straight along the road into las afueras of Pontevedra.

    Tonight’s lucky winner is the Hotel Rias Bajas. I’ve dumped the bag and set out in search of a late lunch; or as they say in Spain, lunch.
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  • The inadvisable late evening post

    6. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ 🌧 13 °C

    The Rias Bajas was perfectly nice. Clean and well organised. If I were here again, though, I’d probably stay a little out of town; the centre’s very commercial with not much of a local feel to it.

    The Basilica - Santa Maria a Grande - is compact, but worth a visit; as is the Santuario da Peregrina. Good view from the top.

    Otherwise, Pontevedra on a damp Tuesday [On a majority vote, although it’s by no means conclusive, it’s probably Monday] evening is inoffensive. The dining is largely more upmarket than I’m in the mood for, more rotary club than working men’s club (apologies Rotarians) I think the outer fringes probably have more of the bars where the builders start the day with a half-pint of brandy and the occasional short swarthy Spaniard runs in, shouts something incomprehensible, and runs out again.

    Even here someone’s prepared to order a cheese sandwich and a bottle of water online and get someone to bike it over. Thank God that attitude’s not spread to Ukraine. [Time for bed, obviously]

    The weather forecast for tomorrow’s improved now; but the two days’ rain seems to have converged on Thursday when I hope to arrive in Padron.

    I’m starting to feel like it’s time to lay off the food and drink for a while. I’ve never understood the ‘how much weight did you lose on Camino?’ threads. Obviously a decent breakfast’s a necessary precaution, but I then struggle to get through to about 2030 when anywhere worthwhile’s got the grill on, and if I’m in the queue for three courses and some beer at Spanish lunchtime, that’s me done for the day. I’ve never approached Santiago from the south; perhaps the ‘all day peregrino’ culture will be more evident a little closer?

    [Things that would have to happen in the unlikely event of me ever being in charge of anything ever again, #24: if you close your cafeteria you must remove all the signs which promise “Cafeteria open 200m this way”.]

    [And whilst I’m on the topic #25: you will clearly indicate which of the two (or three - I don’t care anymore, they’ve worn me down) toilets I’m supposed to use with a clear internationally recognised symbol, not some comedy photograph or supposedly funny local joke. It’s a bar, you should want your clients to be impaired by alcohol, it’s how you make a living you moron.]
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  • Four candles

    7. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ☁️ 15 °C

    So, Tuesday (or second Tuesday; opinions differed long after Sue’s helpful intervention from France) has dawned. I’ve often not known where I am (ever slept in a Hilton?) but usually had a fair grasp of what day it is.

    Despite last night’s final stop being adjacent to a Kebab shop; I resisted, dear reader.

    [I did once wake up in a hotel room when still ‘working’, accompanied by a half-eaten kebab and a pair of signed Formula One racing overalls; a sure sign that a charity auction had taken place and I’d been spending someone else’s’ money. Those days are long gone.]

    Having vacated a decent hotel room, it’s worth checking what’s on offer. The shower cap’s coming with me ( protects shoes when packing for non-solo trips); but a shoe-shine pad! It’s like the 1980’s never went away. Mrs HtD recently disposed of my stock of Kiwi Parade-Gloss black polish; a relic of the days when boots were to be shiny and the russian hordes resisted across the east-German plain. Another chapter of my life best consigned to history.

    The preceding was clearly typed before bed, whatever day it was.

    Better get on with it.

    A pre-dawn start, which isn’t that early at this time of year, was followed by the now traditional slogging up a hill in the rain. For a supposedly flat Camino there’s a surprising amount of up and down. It’ll add up over a day.

    The Don Pulpo (regrettably named) in San Amaro was open for coffee and shortly after Valon provided a welcome hot chocolate via a roadside vending machine. Substantially better than nothing. At least it’s stopped raining.

    Spoke too soon. Persistent drizzle’s set in. It’s ‘that rain which gets you wet’ and it’s dampened spirits a little.

    Now this was a pleasure to see. A small wooden tool-handle factory. (Photo of where the hipsters should be sent) (vague reference to title of thread). That’s what it’s all about.

    The 90% of under 40’s who seem to aspire to a remote working career as an ‘influencer’ would benefit from a few months on night shift in a place like this seeing what the diminishing minority who actually create economic value have to do to put food on the table. Taking €1 of wood and making €20 of tool handles vs cloud-based virtual brand development in your pyjamas? I know who I’d want on my side if the sh*t hit the fan.

    A groundworks team are out on the Camino just before Caldas improving the senda, and then the Guarda Civil pull over to say ‘hello’. They’re from the dedicated ‘peregrino’ team.

    Next sign is another ‘200m this way’ trap. I’m not falling for that again; (photo of blatantly misleading sign) but it’s swiftly followed by the kind of simple, reliable ‘Bar’ sign (photo of trustworthy sign) which gladdens the heart. No extraneous information, just the promise of somewhere open; and it was.

    And so Caldas de Reis. Menú del día by the river and then the accommodation has taken a stratospheric leap forwards in the form of the Pousada Real; €64 including breakfast. Lovely room, nice people. I’d post a photo but 15 seconds after your’s truly arrived in a bedroom out of an interior design magazine it now looks like a war zone. I’d strongly recommend it if you’re passing. The same room in the UK would be more than double the price.

    They’ll regret all this fancy-pants concealed plumbing though. After years of chasing utilities round a C17 stone house, you want your plumbing where you can get at it, believe me.

    Weather forecast deteriorating, if that were possible. Wetter than an otter’s pocket tomorrow.
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  • Wanted: quantity of gopher wood

    8. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ 🌧 15 °C

    If you’re going to embark on this one, might I suggest you get a big cup of tea first, were the option open to me that’s what I’d be doing right now.

    One of the long-standing attractions of Caldas de Reys is the geothermal bath. We’re not talking country-club and fluffy towels here, but it is free. I did get the opportunity to soak my feet for a while. Lovely and warm actually, and by the feel of it high in magnesium. (Photos)

    It’s a great little town, nicely ordinary.

    Very much missing Mrs Henrythedog and Henry the (actual) dog now. I am extremely fortunate to be not only supported but encouraged to set off on my own, pretty much at will and to have the (relative) youth, health and funding to do what I do. I don’t take any of that for granted. (And a lovely dog of course).

    Strangely meloncholy? I was on the Ribiera last night, it always has that effect. The only advice apparently handed down from my maternal grandfather, who I never knew, was STB. Which advises that one should ‘stick to beer’. Sage advice indeed.

    Breakfast time. It’s pouring down, even more than expected. I’m not very metric other than for distance and 5 litres per square meter per hour of precipitation might as well be in code; but I now know that to translate to ‘Dear God, look at that!’ in imperial units. I’m keen to get on with it though.

    I still very highly recommend the Pousada Real - well appointed and staffed and a bargain at the price; but the boutique-style faffing around has it’s place and it’s not when seeking a swift breakfast. I listened carefully to the description of the organic certification of the tomato which was to be blended for my benefit; chose politely from the long list of bread on offer; was reassured by the fair price paid to the smiling coffee farmer for his produce, but when being introduced by name to the happy cow who was pleased to provide the milk for a long-overdue ‘con leche’, my thin veneer of urbane sophistication cracked and I had to ask firmly that they just got the damn toaster on and bring me a coffee. Ahora mismo, or sooner.

    Well, the atmosphere did change, as though Hagrid had arrived late at the vicarage tea-party and loudly broken wind.

    I can only keep it up for so long.

    A couple of hours later and I’m sat in a wriggly-tin bus shelter outside Cimadevila with a face like a slapped-arse watching the rain bounce off the floor. I mistakenly passed-by the short diversion down to the truck stop on the N550 and then the ‘autosevicio’ in San Miguel which I assumed would be a 24/7 vending machine turned out to be another closed café.

    Whoever’s got the franchise for supplying ‘cerrado’ signs must be driving a Ferrari by now.

    Every day’s a bonus but there’s a distinct lack of spring in my step today. On the positive side I’m not relying on a disposable plastic poncho (the young people who are are perhaps regretting not doing a bit more looking at the sky and less looking at the phone). If my memory was better I could tell you the Finnish for ‘when’s this bloody rain going to stop?’ as the young Peregrina concerned was shouting it every couple of minutes.

    Whilst I detest waterproof trousers with a passion I’m not so stupid as to not pack a pair at this time of year, although despite the assurances of Messers Gore and Co my ex-officios are currently carrying a good half-pint of what you’ll join me in hoping is rain-water. There is only so wet you can get before it really doesn’t matter any more.

    Things are looking up (although I’m not, so as to avoid a face full of rain) in that there is an unexpected auto servicio in Cándide. Coffee and a snack machine and a clean serviceable lavatory for 50c. I probably deposited €2 worth; so that was a bargain.

    Kathy in Canada (who I previously had down as a bloke in Portugal - given that I identify as canine on here I’ve no room to criticise) has helped me out in researching the train situation back from Santiago to Porto on Saturday, and it’s looking grim. I have also got a bus ticket though, so that option’s open . (Later in the day RENFE sent a short explanation which roughly translates as ‘sort it out yourself, loser’)

    I’ve always been good at time and distance. Through long practice I can look at a map, make corrections for height and figure out duration with a good degree of accuracy. Today’s different. Probably through stomping through the rain in a foul mood I have made rapid progress, and I’m in Padrón for 1130; which clearly is beer o’clock.

    (Some comedian’s opened a cafe in Padrón which I refused to patronise because the jokes wearing a bit thin. (Title photo)

    My plan was to stay at the Hotel Scala, just north of Padrón but as I’m already soaked, and the forecast for tomorrow is equally grim, I’m going to plough on. First though, I’ll take an hour to give the licenced trade of Padrón a leg-up.

    Fifteen minutes after passing the Scala, from where came the sound of merry lunchtime conversation and a sense of functioning central heating, the appeal of my new plan is rapidly diminishing. It’s still pouring down.

    Another hour and a half and I’ve called it a day at the clean and spacious Pension Glorioso. Cheap as chips - although chips and any other form of catering are not on offer. A close-by bar threatens to open at 1900.

    I’m now drying everything not in my rucksack on one of those ‘do not dry clothes on this heater’ heaters. I’m sure the warnings are over-cautious.

    The good news is that I’ve only got 16 kilometres to Santiago; although there seems to be a distinct absence of catering until the Cathedral’s in sight.

    More tomorrow.
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  • Arrived

    9. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ 🌧 13 °C

    Better and further particulars later.

    First, a small libation. .

  • An end is a beginning in disguise

    9. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ☁️ 12 °C

    In a stroke of near genius I explored the petrol station over the road, and they have a coffee machine. That’s enough to get me going in the morning. The N550 isn’t to be taken lightly though; it’s a fast road and even for a Tufty Club member like me, dangerous. (You’ll have to google that across the pond)

    Come to think of it Tufty would have been squirrel roadkill in Spain, as they drive on the other side of the road. The public information programmes of my youth didn’t anticipate foreign holidays.

    Regrettably Mrs HtD has picked up a virus and is feeling rather ill indeed. I’ve had a good look at options to get straight back from Santiago to Manchester; but the timings and routings simply don’t work. The train situation through Vigo and into Portugal is poor, so bus to Porto on Saturday and fly Sunday.

    Notwithstanding the above, a splendid evening locally with three delightful peregrino/as. The first time I’ve actually met up with some of the very few currently walking this route. The two Germans are big lads - and that’s a relative statement as I’m a bit of a wok-smuggler myself. Renowned early risers they’re off at dark o’clock in the morning.

    The morning arrived, as it so often does. Last night’s café was open at 0700, so real coffee was available and off I set in what I can say with new-found authority was nearly six litres per square metre per hour of precipitation. Near torrential.

    A welcome second stop at the Parada de Francos and then head down and plough on to the O’Camino at Milladoiro where cold boiled eggs were on offer.

    Shortly after the rain eased and by the time I was stood in front of the Cathedral it has stopped raining.

    With a degree of pleasure whilst taking my ease, in came my two German friends ten minutes after me. If only I knew the German for shadenfreude I could explain how I feel.

    Really not much to report on the route. I’m pleased I got the extra distance in yesterday and my over-riding impression is that the pandemic has done lasting harm to the infrastructure of this route, much as I thought on the Meseta this time last year.

    (Oh, actually, there is. About 4K out of town in the vicinity of an underpass the trees en route are ‘decorated’ for a good 400m with literally thousands of blue disposable masks and tied-on tissue paper streamers. Absolutely dreadful someone’s invested a lot of time and effort in making a real mess.)

    Santiago; where I’ve been many times before; feels different. It’s wet and there are not many folk knocking around. I’m surprised that gaita player hasn’t been given the hard word by now, it must drive the cathedral staff up the wall. I don’t know who I’m mis-quoting but a gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn’t.

    Surprisingly I’m enthused by the arrival of a large group of young people. They’ve clearly put some effort in as there’s a lot of limping going on; but they light up the place on what’s a dull day. Normally I could give the child-catcher from chatty chitty bang bang a lesson in intolerance, but I’m making an exception for once.

    The pandemic and economy seems to have taken its toll on Santiago. The Bodega San Roque has gone the way of all flesh sadly. It was excellent. I’ll have to do a bit of research.

    I holed up in a small bar near the cathedral and one thing led to another but some time later checked in at the Altair, 400m or so out of the centre and on the inbound route for the ingles. I’ve always stayed here; comfortable and well staffed and with a good sized bath.

    And that’s about it folks. Maybe a final short post tomorrow. This time last year having been MRI scanned I thought I was a dead cert for double knee-replacement. Turns out I was wrong for now.

    I’m not looking forward to a 4-hour bus to Porto, but needs must. I can cancel the train tickets when I’m on the bus, but it’s of dubious necessity as the trains seem to be in chaos anyway.

    I did collect a Compostela; but as I’ve already got enough to paper the back room I had it dedicated to Mrs HtD.

    Thanks all, it’s been a pleasure. I should be back on Camino later this year all else being equal.

    David
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  • Finally: really the last post

    9. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ☁️ 12 °C

    Friday: (I checked) . A day at leisure in Santiago. I’ll have to have a quieter night tonight; which is a fairly low bar to set.

    Called in at Casa Ivar to meet El Queso Grande himself. It’s nice to put a physical face to a name at long last.

    Also the splendid Pilgrim House to meet Faith for the first time. What a great place and lovely people.

    The two German chaps reportedly carried on with an all-nighter before pouring themselves onto a plane first thing this morning. They must have the constitution of oxen.

    Oh, bloody marvellous. Mrs HtD’s got covid. That’s me and Henry the (actual) Dog sleeping in the kitchen then. Mrs HtD can have upstairs. Mind you he’s got a massive memory-foam bed under the table which will easily fit both of us.

    I thought I’d just reflect on the journey.

    I used everything I carried apart from a knee-support, my first aid kit and a spork. I wanted for nothing either; so the packing’s sorted.

    I neglected to mention that the Pension Glorioso a couple of Km outside Padron (whilst splendid in itself) is next to an incongruous pole-dancing establishment. It didn’t appear (from the outside - I have many faults, most of them obvious - but at all times I ask myself ‘what would Mrs HtD say about this?’ before lighting the blue touch paper) to be doing much business.

    My knees held up remarkably well on what; for a flattish Camino; has a bit of up and down.

    If I’d been walking this in a pair of trail-runners and poncho, it would have been impossible (for me). In the summer, perhaps; but spring and autumn, dress for the seasons. A peregrino who I saw arrive in Santiago a couple of hours after me in sandals and a straw hat which was starting to grow moss looked suicidal.

    At this time of year and on this route there is categorically no need to ‘book ahead’, there is an ample choice of accommodation at all prices. The flexibility to walk on from Padrón was really useful.

    However: the Camino infrastructure - as I saw on the meseta this time last year has taken a battering in covid time. Whilst there is still ‘enough’ in peak season there will be pressure.

    From discussion with Ivar and others there’s a real sense that the number of arrivals in Santiago last year largely reflects the ‘100km’ peregrinos. That’s not a bad thing; but the more distant accommodation providers are probably not benefiting from the recovery.

    I’ve been retired for a while. Before a very varied career, my time at university was in economics, and I’m fairly numerate, but I can’t figure out how Spain generally, and the Camino infrastructure specifically works. I’ve stayed in a couple of decent pensiones and hotels and patronised bars where the staff outnumber the clients. I know it’s a quiet time of year but: a 10- room pension at €50 per night (and that’s top-end) at 50% occupancy (that’s generous) is pulling in €185k per annum. Knock off VAT, then start paying the input costs and staff and there’s nothing much as a return - and you’ve got to buy the place to start with.

    I’m in a bar now (quel surprise), with two staff (one of whom is juggling oranges - I wish someone would pay me to practice that) and three customers; one of whom is the local nutter and smells like a polecat, and it’s Friday evening. How do they afford to keep the lights on?

    We do get a few ‘I want to buy an albergue’ posters on the forum and I admit I can be short tempered; but they’re either certifiable or in possession of a substantial private income. It doesn’t add-up.

    To resurrect an earlier diatribe; I’ve just been confronted by a choice of someone being crucified and someone on a space-hopper (title photo) from which I’m supposed to select which door I’m going to go through to urinate. God knows I’m not stupid; but - go on - which door would you pick, and why?

    Not 100% of Santiago thinks it’s a bundle of laughs living with such a transient population of Peregrinos (photo)

    Tomorrow should see me on a bus to Porto, where I will be seeking out something to eat which does not contain pimentón and categorically is not a Francesinha Then Sunday evening will see me fly back home. I’ve enjoyed much of this; but it’s time to go.

    But first, I’ve retreated to a totally authentic and unremarkable little bar ‘La Campaña’ adjacent to San Martíno Pinario. Just me and the octogenarian owners. Peace and quiet. The only improvement I could suggest would be a huge quantity of tea.

    Finally: I must find some app which requires me to pass a breath-alcohol test before posting.
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  • Seek and ye shall find

    9. maaliskuuta 2023, Espanja ⋅ ☁️ 12 °C

    It may not be to everyone’s taste; but lured by the sound of drum and bass I find myself in a basement in Santiago

    It’s superb.

    I might need a lift home.

    Two person (I’m learning) drum and bass / lead guitar, interspersed with traditional music and cider-sharing ( soon followed with someone mopping the floor).

    If I can find out where I was I will happily share. Midway between the Hotel Altair and the Cathedral is the best I can do. Whilst I was trying to revive the 1980s Manchester scene in a pair of hiking boots I find my companion Peregrinos from last night coming down the stairs. Serendipity?

    It was the Casa de Crechas
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