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Spent my first day in Buenos Aires getting settled. I did get ripped off at the airport, mostly because I was so nervous about being ripped off I went to the first official looking booth I could findRead more
Spent my first day in Buenos Aires getting settled. I did get ripped off at the airport, mostly because I was so nervous about being ripped off I went to the first official looking booth I could find and accidentally ordered a private car instead of a taxi. Whoops.
The driver asked me what I thought of Donald Trump. 😩🔫
It was raining hard all afternoon, and I wandered around for a little while then spent three hours in an art museum. Gorgeous art, but I think Italy spoiled me for life, I don't feel like I'll really be impressed ever again.
The exchange rate here is 15 pesos to $1, which is a lot of hard math. They also use the $ sign so everything looks really expensive even though it's cheap. $80 for a beer is only about $5 USD.
Buenos Aires is a huge city with a new York vibe and Italian style. No one speaks more than a few words of English. I have literally never been anywhere in the world where they speak so little English. I absolutely have to go practice.
Tonight I'm going to see a Tango dinner show and they told me I was reserving one of two remaining tables in the whole show. I suggested that since I'm alone I wouldn't mind being seated with another party. An American couple happened to be passing.
Husband: honey aren't we going to that Tango show later? She can sit with us! She's ALONE.
Wife: No she can't, stop talking to random people on the street.
It was really awkward.Read more
So I get on the bus for my Estancia (ranch) visit today, and the first thing the guide says is, "you're the only person on this tour who requested an English guide. My English is terrible, are you sure you can't just speak Spanish?" he did all this IN SPANISH.
me: "I'm sorry, I don't understand Spanish."
Here is an example of how the tour went:
Guide: Spanish Spanish Spanish cow Spanish Spanish ranch Spanish Spanish lunch Spanish.... *glances at me* the ranch has many animals for visit.
Ug. The instructions for the zip line were also in Spanish. I did it anyway.
During the folk music show, which was incredible, the lead singer asked how many people (in a group of 250)spoke English. I was one of two... So he skipped the English translations of the music.
However, it is so lovely here and I saw a wild flamingo, a peacock, rode horses around the Estancia, and saw some horse racing, which was awesome.
There's an older man who speaks English and Spanish been escorting me around, but he seems very kind, he's not too weird and he spent most of his day translating for me. When we went into the gift shop, which was all leather goods he pointed everything out, "soft leather. Beautiful." Sometimes he was looking at me, not the leather, but I always pretended be meant the leather.
To my amusement, he warned me about interacting with the guide who is young and good looking, but very short. He was like, be careful interacting with these guides, especially the ones without children. I was like uh huh, I know exactly what you're trying to say.
All in all great day.
I tried argentine pizza, which I didn't like at all. The crust is so thick it looks like a slice of pie, and they put about an inch of cheese on top. It was a lot.
When I got back to the hostel, there was a fluent English speaker there who just got back from Patagonia! He helped me replan my entire trip after informing me that my big hike, torres del Paine, is experiencing its biggest season yet and all the campsites are booked up. I can do one overnight there, but that's a far cry from the 10 days I planned. Oh well.Read more
Today I went on a six hour walking tour of the city of Buenos Aires. To my surprise, I was the only person who requested the 6 hour tour and I got a private tour with an English speaking history professor!! It was incredible and we got along great. Buenos Aires is huge. The biggest city in the United States is NYC and it has 8 million people. Buenos Aires has 14 million. Literally gigantic.
Its the anniversary of the independence of Argentina today, and as a holiday treat the presidents house was open to tours....all in Spanish. But it was still very pretty and I'm lucky to have seen it.
After that I went to the neighborhood of Palermo, which is the hipster neighborhood. There I found acai bowls, craft beer, and raw juice restaurants. I had a a couple beers at a beer garden and decided to walk back to my hostel, about 1 hour, through this huge park.
This park is incredible. It's full of families walking together or playing soccer, young couples canoodling on benches, old people strolling. I think about how in America we're always trying to find ways to separate, but here in Buenos Aires there's this huge coming together of people to exercise and enjoy each other on a holiday.
I realize that walking here in this park is the closest I will ever come to being invisible. I look Argentinian enough to escape notice and no one is walking with me. It's actually really neat to walk past all these people and watch them go about their day and know they aren't looking at me at all. I am just part of the crowd. It's like I have superpowers!
I walk past this incredible path around this lake, then I see another beer garden!
Wait. It's the same beer garden.
I am way more drunk than I realized, and spent 45 min walking in a circle imagining I had superpowers.
Fuck.
I eventually made it back to my hostel.Read more
Flew here to Ushuaia, the second southernmost town in the world, and I'm finally out here in the mountains staying at a real backpacking hostel!! Everyone goes out hiking every day with their giant backpacks and comes back at night to drink beer and compare pictures. It's lovely.
However, no one showers enough and these motherfuckers stink. I slept in a room with 6 beds filled with 5 smelly backpackers, telling myself that the smell is part of the experience and its fine.
Ushuaia is a touristy mountain town. Everything is much more expensive here than it was in Buenos Aires. But at least everyone speaks excellent English!
On the way to see the penguins we saw "flag trees," trees growing in the direction of the strong winds in Patagonia.
Seeing the penguins was so special, I absolutely loved it. It's spring here, and all the flowers are in bloom. The baby penguins were just starting to be born, so while I didn't see any fluff balls waddling around, I got to see glimpses of dark gray hatchlings as the parents moved around the nests.
On the tour I met a couple in their 30s who live in Cleveland Park in dc! We went to dinner and went through a bottle of wine, it was great. The sun sets at about 11 pm and rises well before 5.Read more
It's a tradition at this hostel that everyone gets a nickname, and mine is Honor Student, because I did more research than most people and spent half the night telling people they couldn't hike Torres del Paine without reservations. Literally everyone planned to go, and no one had reservations. However, a big group managed to put together the trek starting December 16 and ending Christmas day, and I was jealous and spent the day stressing out about whether to restructure my trip yet again and join them.
Today was a rainy day, but I wanted to go to the National Park anyway. When I told the owner of the hostel about my plans, he said, "good for you, you really are an honor student."
The rain wasn't an issue, but the low rain clouds blocked a lot of the mountains on and off throughout the day. Both the hostel owner and the people at the park recommended this long hike through the lake region, which was really lovely. It's nice being here in spring, everything is light green and all the flowers are in bloom. It's odd that this is spring but it's SO COLD.
There are many stray dogs in Ushuaia, they are all very friendly and funnily enough they all look well fed. I saw a guy try to give a stray a sandwich the other day and the dog just ignored it and asked for attention. So when I was hiking and I saw this dog trotting towards me, that's what I thought was happening.
Then I saw it's tail.
Then I got a closer look at its snout.
Yeah, not a dog.
I found out later that it was a type of golden retriever sized antarctic fox, but at the time I thought it was a young wolf or maybe a coyote.
He came with a few feet of me and stopped, watching me. He didn't look aggressive, but he did look hungry, and he was waaaay too close. My first thought was that I didn't spring for that rabies shot and here I was on day 5 facing down a wild animal alone in the woods. My second thought was of that scene in Disney's beauty and the beast where Belle gets chased by wolves.
I took a step back. The fox took a step forward. I ran a few steps, the fox followed. I was really scared.
I figured I either had to feed the fox or scare the fox, so I took a deep breath and waved my arms and yelled EYEYEYEYEY!!
The fox ran off. I took off down the path and kept looking behind me to see if he followed for the next hour.
The rest of the hike was uneventful, I saw some birds, peat bogs, and some great views.
Later in the trail was a sign for the end of the southernmost road in the world, excepting Antarctica.
I went to the end of the world today.Read more
I've made friends in this hostel. There's this American girl who's a teacher traveling for a year and she is so great. We spent the day together, along with a German guy we met on the bus, and an outgoing Israeli guy and girl who just finished their military service.
Israelis do 2-3 years of mandatory military service, and then they are all in the best shape of their life and head down to Patagonia to climb mountains. Literally, the whole country is here. They are very welcoming and they all speak English, but they are a lot. They get up early and drink all night, and they move around in this big loud amorphous group.
They showed me all their pictures of the park on top of some huge mountain and I was like, wait a minute, you guys didn't do the lake district?? They were like no, you got to do Cerro Guanaco, fuck that lake district.
So today, I climbed a mountain. It's no wonder I missed it the first time, the employees of the park obviously hate this hike. When the bus driver dropped me off, he said, "don't do the mountain, you'll miss the bus back, do the lake district again." the woman collecting entrance fees had k similar advice. I didn't care one bit.
This is the type of hike I came to Patagonia to do. It went straight up, and every 10 minutes the landscape changed. It was totally gorgeous.
I liked going in a big group as well. When we passed the snow line the boys through snowballs at us. We laughed at the German guy, who was wearing designer tennis shoes instead of hiking boots and fell in the mud. When we got to the top, the Israelis were making coffee and passing it out, so I had some Israeli coffee on top of a mountain. We saw another fox, but it didn't come near that many people. Today was my favorite day so far.
When I got back to the hostel, I was again tempted to travel with this group for the rest of my trip and discard my original plan. The Israelis were going on this 3 day camping trip in Ushuaia that sounded incredible, I could easily have hung out in Ushuaia until the 16th, done torres del Paine, then just headed straight for Brazil. But in the end I didn't. I had a great time in Ushuaia, and I'm ready to move on.Read more
I took a 12 hour bus to Punto Arenas, and stared out the window at the country I had originally planned to bike. It was totally flat, barren, and windy. There was the occasional sheep. Canceling that bike tour is literally one of the smartest travel decisions I've made. Also, it is not easy to get around in Patagonia. There's one road. Sometimes you have to take a ferry. Sometimes the border guards search all the Israelis on your bus and you're stuck at the border for an hour.
In Punta Arenas, I was expecting a time little village but instead landed in a huge city. I was disoriented, because I'd crossed into Chile and suddenly my argentine pesos were no good and my argentine sim card stopped working. I tried to find my hostel with a physical map and it was hard. The Israelis got off the bus in Punta Arenas as well and piled into an Israeli hostel right next to the bus station. Must be nice.
The next day I got back on the bus to go to Puerto Natales and try and salvage my trip to Torres Del Paine. Turns out there is literally only one reason anyone goes to Puerto Natales, and it's to hike Torres del Paine. They don't even have hotels, only hostels. Everything's in English and they have microbreweries, little coffee places catering to backpackers, and the largest camping store I've ever seen.
The city is in crisis. No one has reservations and torres del Paine is full up. The reservation system is so complex many people are just going to the park without reservations. Once you're on the trail they have to give you a place to stay, you can't leave the park once you're in the mountains.
Also, a bridge on the w trek is broken, and there's a huge portion of the trail that's unavailable. I spent two hours in the booking office and it was a scene. People were crying because they couldn't get campsites. Other people had to end their hike early because of the bridge and were arguing for refunds. The Israelis were throwing a huge fit. I got very lucky. I decided to only do one day on the w trek, then do the less popular o trek, and skip the section with the broken bridge. It all came together and I got campsites!!
So now I'm going to go live on a mountain for 5 days. 😨
I almost forgot, yesterday I went horseback rising. I arrived at the hostel and saw some guys from the bus
They were like hey! We're going horseback riding but we're leaving now, do you want to come? I went. It was gorgeous and probably one of the best days of my life. I've never ridden a horse any faster than a walk, but we reached this big open field and the guide was like, ok we're going to gallop across this field! Hold on!
It was exhilarating, and fulfilled that little 8 year old in my heart that wanted to gallop across a field on a horse with my hair streaming behind me.Read more
Day 1 - Towers
The day I left Puerto Natales two Germans showed up in the hostel who were also going to torres. They were both close to 7 feet tall. They were having a very serious discussion about food to take on their trip, and I was hanging out in the dorm trying to see if they'd join me for dinner. They didn't, and were a bit rude about it, but they agreed to share a taxi with me to the bus station in the morning.
I walked right into my first campsite. I set up my tent then left my big pack in the tent while I climbed up the mountain to see the towers.
When work was really hard this year, I used to Google image torres del Paine and tell myself that soon I would be there. To actually be there was surreal and emotional. The towers are breathtaking and unique, and the hike up is gorgeous on its own, but I had Googled the towers so many times I think I ruined the surprise a bit.
The park has found a way to commercialize nature. They have hotels up the mountains, and signs that say, "tired? Take a horse down to base camp. Very affordable!" Also, when the trail got rough, I had to wait in line to go up the mountain. Ridiculous. But the view at the top was perfect. It felt so good to make it up there and finally fulfill my promise to myself.
It is no wonder a bridge went down. They all looked like they'd been built by cub scouts, and they are often missing entire planks, nails, parts of railings have broken, the wood is obviously rotting, etc. Many people were crossing the rivers rather than risking the bridges.
Day 2 - A Good Day To Walk To Dickson
The next day I start the O circuit and headed to my first campsite. The hike is beautiful, but easy. I walked through daisy fields and by a Glacial Lake. You can tell when it's Glacier water because it's the color of light blue Gatorade. Very pretty.
An American couple starting at the same time as me told me they were skipping the first campsite and going straight to the second, Dickson. I mocked them when I met a guide on the trail, they were way behind me and had twice the mileage to cover. The park puts guides on the trails for safety. It's literally their job to walk the trail, ask people their names and where they're headed and always, always, "how are your knees?" The guide contradicted me. "I am also going to Dickson. It is a beautiful day today, and a good day to walk to Dickson. You are making excellent time, you could go as well." I pretended to think about it, but I knew I would also skip the first campsite.
Sure enough, I get to the first campsite by 2pm. It seemed so early to set up my tent and just hang out all day. I met a group of Chilean college boys, one of whom led the others in a series of stretches. I joined them and they shared their food with me. "don't go to Dickson," they told me. "that's crazy. Party with us tonight and we'll all walk there tomorrow. We have plenty of beer. " at the thought of having to walk with 8 Chilean boys, I thank him, but tell him I'm leaving. He tells me, half joking, "if I find you on the side of the trail, I will rescue you."
On my way out, I see that if I go all the way to Dickson, my total distance for the day will be 31 km. I have no idea how many miles this is but I know it's more than I'm supposed to do per day at my level. I walk out anyway.
Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? Only experienced backpackers should have done this hike.
As I go over a mountain I realize the wind is picking up. Gusts knock me off my feet a few times and Tasmanian Devils pick up water from the lake and dirt from the trail and throw it in my face.
When I cross the top of the mountain I gasp. The wind is so strong on the other side it's like sticking your head out a car window while it speeds down the highway. I wait for it to subside, but it doesn't. I have to walk through it. I walk with bent knees like a sumo wrestler and squint my eyes to keep from being blown away. It's 3 miles of heavy winds, and at the end I am completely exhausted. I still have miles and miles to go.
I pass a ranger station and the ranger comes out to tell me my pace has majorly slowed, and I should camp with him that night.
"you will not make it to Dickson before dark, and after dark the mountain lions come out."
Yes, this is a good plan.
"no, I'm fine." I hear myself say.
"how are your knees?' the ranger asks, sizing me up.
They hurt.
"they're fine!" I jog a few steps and flash him a smile. He lets me go.
An hour later I regret my choice. My feet ache, my knees and shoulders ache, and I'm so tired.
I sit down on a log and ponder my fate. I could just camp anywhere, rules be damned, and hope the mountain lions aren't hungry. A woman jogs up to me. Yes, jogs.
"get back up. You're close. The campsite is just behind that hill," she says. I nod and get up, bleary-eyed. I wonder if I'm imagining her.
"you will make it. I can see it in your face. " then she jogs away.
I have no idea which hill she meant. The trail doesn't even get to any Hill for another hour. I convince myself that this is the right hill and agree to let myself cry if it's not.
She was right, the campsite is behind the hill, but not directly. It's behind a hill and around the lake, and I still had 30 minutes of walking left. I didn't cry.
I stumbled into the campsite at 9 pm. I was the last one in. I'm greeted by a bunch of backpackers on the porch of the lodge.
"did you come all the way from Las Torres?" one of them asks.
I nod, and I can tell they're impressed. The two Germans were there, Yannick and Christian. Because I skipped a campsite, I caught up with them. Christian was shocked, he kept saying, "Yannick! The little lady from the hostel is here!" Yannick gave me a high five and a small smile that told me he was impressed, but not quite as surprised.
Now in my tent, I'm alone again listening to the wind howling outside.
I woke up several times in the night to the wind violently shaking my tent. I was scared the whole thing would rip right open. Thank God for REI, my tent stayed together, but I didn't sleep as well as I'd hoped. My whole body feels like it's been beaten with a stick.Read more
Day 3 - Rest day
This morning I had to adjust the straps on my pack to accommodate my weight loss.
I was shocked I could even walk this morning. It was a light day, only 10km, and up two small mountains. The big view today was of a huge Glacier melting into a teal pool. It was massive and blue and hauntingly beautiful.
At night Yannick and Christian let me join them and two American guys for a game of poker. We played with pistachios instead of poker chips. Yannick and Christian seem to regard me as an annoying little sister they'll tolerate because they can't quite get rid of me. I lost early, but I had one great hand where I took nearly all Christians pistachios. He was so annoyed.
I hiked extremely slowly today, I couldn't keep up any kind of pace for long. I'm worried because tomorrow is supposed to be the hardest day of the hike. I'm crossing this mountain that's the highest in the park, prone to heavy winds and sudden snow storms, and the biggest elevation change. I have to get up at 5 am to try and make it over. I really hope it works.
Day 4 - Over the Pass
It rained all night and into the morning. 5am was freezing. I considered staying in the camp and hoping for better weather tomorrow. I told myself I'd hike up to the pass, and if the rain didn't stop, I'd just come back down. No way I was doing rain + heavy winds on top of the highest mountain in the park.
My fingers froze as I took the tent down in the rain. I ate a cold breakfast in the cooking shelter and again considered staying in my tent for the day. The rain wasn't slowing at all. But everyone else was up and getting ready to go, so I packed up and got an early start.
As I was leaving camp, the rain turned to snow. It occurred to me that my friends from the Murphy campaign were on a cruise ship in Mexico, likely laying out in the sun and sipping champagne.
The snow on the mountains was gorgeous. It was a quiet soft snow that blanketed everything and got deeper as I climbed higher. It was one of my favorite mornings.
When I reached the pass, the weather looked awful. The clouds were rolling above me, the wind was picking up, I couldn't see the trail very well. I sat down under a big tree to see if I could wait it out.
After about 20 minutes, Yannick and Christian showed up.
"what are you doing? Are you all right?" Christian asks.
I tell him I'm turning around. The weather is terrible and I can't see the trail.
"You're not turning around. Come with us. Yannick and I talked last night. We were planning to pick you up, but you left too early. You cannot go over the pass alone in this weather." Christian tells me.
It was so sweet of him. I was touched.
"are you sure any of us should go over in this weather??" I ask, "I can't see the trail markers!"
"Helen, we live in the Alps. The weather is like this all the time. I will go in front, you will be in the middle, Christian will go behind. You will not get lost." Yannick assures me.
"I will just slow you down." I protest.
Christian smiles. "Yannick is slow too. We will all go together."
I agree.
Slow is a very relative term when you're a 7 foot tall alpine German. I forgot my fear and concentrated on keeping up with Yannick, who somehow never lost the trail in the snow.
At the top of the pass, like a present unwrapping the clouds rolled back and the sun came out and we could finally see the mountains. The view on one side of the valley and the craggy peaks against the sun was incredible, and on the other side was or first view of Glacier Grey. The Glacier stretched as far as the eye could see, massive and sinister against its mountain backdrop. Glaciers don't photograph very well, but in person they are just the coolest thing. They're not flat, they have all these ridges with little slices of blue or gray visible in the gullys. When you look at them it's like hearing a long low chord on an organ.
The boys went ahead of me on the way down, but the dangerous part was over. The trail going down was hours of walking right along the Glacier, and I was obsessed with it. I must have taken hundreds of photos.
As I neared camp that night exhaustion hit again, and my knee was bothering me. I also hit the part of the trail that was possible to reach by day hiking, and people kept stopping me.
"hey! How far is it to the Glacier? Omg, are you coming off the circuit? The WHOLE circuit??"
I hated them all, with their light little packs and their fresh knees. The Glacier? The Glacier is over windy mountain tops and through blizzards after days and days of walking!!
But I didn't say that. I pulled a smile out of my back pocket and told them yes, I had hiked the circuit, and the Glacier was just around the corner.
That night at camp, one of the Americans got out a whiskey bottle to celebrate surviving the pass. I remembered Josh Wolf's story about drinking whiskey with Glacier ice at perito Moreno. I told the story, and the Americans dashed off to the nearby beach to cut us all Glacier ice cubes for our victory whiskey. We toasted Josh Wolf.
Day 5 - Rain
In the morning it was sprinkling and I figured it would stop soon, so I didn't start with any rain gear. I was making such great time on the trail, I now had the option to do the entire Torres del Paine circuit. The hard part was over. I had a day hike up to the Frances Valley and then a flat hike along a lake and then I was done. However, my knee didn't feel so great, and I knew I'd been pushing it a lot, going too many miles way too fast.
In the end the weather decided for me. My rain poncho completely failed, and my pack and clothes were getting soaked. At midday, the rain showed no signs of stopping and I started to shiver. Fog covered the view and my knee was on fire.
When I hit my planned stopping point, I stopped, and left the Frances Valley for another trip. To exit the park from that site, you take a boat and then a bus back to town. I had hopes of getting to town early, doing some laundry, taking a long shower, and eat a giant hot meal.
What I didn't realize was that the buses leave twice a day, after the first boat and the last boat. I took the 2:30 boat, and was stuck in the visitors center cafeteria waiting for the 7pm bus. My clothes were still soaked.
The bus was late, and I didn't get back to Puerto Natales until 10 pm. I didn't have a hostel reservation until the next night, because I was a day early, and when I showed up at my hostel... They were full.
There I was, wet and cold and smelly and without a place to stay at 10 pm. I tried three different hostels, all were full. I felt very sorry for myself. But then I squared my shoulders and told myself I would knock on the door of every Goddamn hostel in the city until I found one. I found one that would give me a last minute room for $60 USD, but that was too expensive.
I finally found a very basic hotel whose owner took pity on me and gave me a room for $30 USD. this was still a lot more expensive than a hostel, but I took it. I had a private room with this amazing radiator that emitted a dry heat. I laid out my wet clothes and sleeping bag and gear all over the room and took a a shower until well past midnight.
I tried on my poncho in the shower to make sure that it was indeed leaking. The water came right through. I don't know how I'm supposed to do this backpacker thing without any working rain gear.Read more
I traveled from Puerto Natales to El Chalten by bus. El chalten is a small town in Argentina next to a playground of mountains and glaciers.
However, I've fallen into a patch of bad weather. Yesterday I hiked to what was supposed to be a gorgeous viewpoint that was actually just a mass of clouds. The winds are incredibly strong, and if rained on and off the whole time. Today, when the weather looked the same, I holed up in the hostel all day with a couple of girls from New Zealand and played poker.
During a brief period when the rain stopped we walked to a nearby waterfall, which was beautiful, but we're all disappointed about the lack of visibility. I'd walk in the wind or the rain, but what's the point if the clouds are blocking the view? I feel bad because this was my other big camping and outdoor activity site, and it's fast turning into a series of rainy days.
There's three New Zealanders I've fallen in with here in Chalten, two girls, Chrissie and Caz, who've been very kind and welcoming to me, and Mark, and absent minded PhD student here who is a very serious backpacker. Today, he insisted he was going to camp despite the weather. He walked back in the hostel at a 10:30 pm looking like a drowned rat.
"I could've camped, it was still a fun day, " he protested.
According to the weather forecast, I will only have one day of good weather here in chalten. I could either base hike mount Fitz Roy, or go ice climbing. I'm very torn.
I ended up base hiking Fitz Roy, which was beautiful. I still didn't get to see the entire mountain but it was the best day all week. The next day was again terribly windy and rainy, so I beat a bunch of aussies at Risk and watched game of thrones.
Today I took a chance and tried to go ice climbing, but they canceled the tour due to more bad weather. It's frustrating because I doubled down on El Chalten when other things fell through, and the weather has just been completely incapacitating. It's gone beyond cloudy, it's foggy. The winds are hurricane level winds. The rain is a constant dull cold sprinkle that becomes icy and sharp in the wind. Every day the locals say it will be better but it's just worse.
Tonight I leave and I couldn't be happier to be leaving bleak El chalten.Read more