D&K go Royal

We had a great arvo relax, Deano's very burnt and sore, can only blame the little ladies oil bath at Mystery island. It's like his chest is cooked lobsters... So that's exactly what we had for dinner, lamb and lobster tails. Little did I know they were both full meals. Needed them like a hole in the head, but they were delicious.
The dicks in the room 2 up from us continued to smoke on their balcony the whole trip, even after numerous complaints to house keeping, security and guest services.
Went down to guest services again to see if they would give us a discount. House keeping offered 20% discount off the next cruise, I told them that we could go down to Next Cruise and get $600 off the next cruise.
Milly (the manager) at guest services came out and spoke to us. It was only after I mentioned I would go to the American Health Authority about the smoking that she offered us 50% off our next cruise, plus we could combine it with any other offer. Get in there and type up that letter Milly. I'm happy for some hush money.

Tonight's entertainment was a Stevie Wonder show. Was pretty awesome and then the late night comedy with Steve Allison. R 18+ show. Super funny, but the funniest thing was this dick sitting in the front row with his little buy a bride. Old mate was obnoxious and knew it all. At one point Steve says to him, 'this isn't a conversation mate'.
Steve starts to talk about what women want in a man. Honesty and communication.
About 2 minutes later Deano says 'what is that noise?'.... Turns out the little Asian bride is balling her eyes out. Steve says to her ' what's wrong sweetheart.' Through an ugly drunk sob she says 'he's not honest ' and points to her partner. Poor old Steve the comedian is bewildered, he tells her to be happy and enjoy the good things in life.
She continues to howl for the next 15 min or so. The show went on...
Then out of nowhere the partner springs up and leaves his sobbing bride sitting there continuing to sook like a 3 year old having a tantrum.
The comedian suggests she follows him. Eventually she made her way out the door (the long way) and the show continued. Was pretty bloody funny. She was a train wreck!!Read more