Sailing Adventure

The Head

A cramped bathroom
Not fit for a large man
There is much gloom
Not much better than bed pan

But is is better than nothing
Unless it stops working
So you have to be adapting
A bucket or overboard aiming

The smell is horrendous
Just how it is
Obnoxious and boundless
Air spray is a compromise

Helps to some extend
But it still lingers
With four men comprehend
To the head agressors

Attacking it all day
Never a rest
I would have a poor bouquet
So much to contest

The shower is not much better
Barely can fit
But you have to be a believer
To be clean so commit

Get in luke warm water
Soap and scrub
Towel off after
And join cold shower club

Better to be clean
Than dirty
Way better than latrine
Definitely airworthy

Not ranking of odors
Bad personal hygenie
Do not be freeloader
Causing many others pain

Use the tools present
Make the best of it
Be agreeable and pleasant
Better than a bucketLäs mer