• More stuff in pretty streets

    May 4, 2024 in Portugal ⋅ ☁️ 18 °C

    I then undertook a big loop via the Estrela garden and Eduardo VII park, back down through the designer label area, into Barrio Alto again which, by night is sort of a zoo.

    This, and all the signs saying things like "you look like I need another drink" and "if you're still standing you need another drink", is entirely the fault of two groups that, if you took the census right now, appear to make up 50% of the city population and are chiefly concerned with maximising their booze volume value ratio at all times:

    1. British lads/hens/stag groups - stop singing Robbie Williams in the street you sunburned bellends

    2. early 20s American consultants - stop talking about JP Morgan onboarding you geek bellends.

    Back at the hostel after 18km, I cracked unceremoniously into the sardines I've carried over 900km since Roncesvalles. They were fine.
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