• Land of the Midnight Sun

    June 19, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 45 °F

    This week's adventure is without the motorcycle, but with amazing scenery! Monday night we landed in Anchorage, Alaska! We're here for the Last Frontier HOG Rally.

    We arrived at midnight, but at this time of year this far north there was still plenty of sunlight. After a quick shuttle to the hotel, we crashed hard and woke up early.

    Reindeer sausage was a must for breakfast at the White Spot Cafe, a delicious local's place, then we picked up the rental car at 08:00, drove back to the hotel to grab our gear, and headed out of town.

    We took Highway 1 northeast through Palmer, then turned eastward to follow the Matanuska River. We stopped several times to enjoy the stunning views, most notably of Matanuska Glacier.

    At Glennallen, around 13:00, we topped off the tank and had lunch. 87 octane gas was $4.59 a gallon and two burgers and fries at the only place to eat were $57 😳.

    We turned south on Highway 4 and 85 miles later I was getting my picture taken in Thompson Pass. Harley has a challenge called "50 Rides, 1 Nation." Each state has a particular place where you take your photo with the HD magazine or guide. This was my 50th photo!!!! Mission accomplished!!!!

    The scenery on Highway 4 is unlike any I've seen before. Although the highest elevation is only 2,678 and the temperature was around 55°F, there was snow on mountains cradling glaciers. Yet everything was so very green. The river was a living turbulence with its silty runoff racing down from the peaks. The waterfalls ranged from trickles to torrents, and those were the ones visible from the road. Just gorgeous!

    We settled into our hotel in Valdez on the coast, then walked a very short ways down the marina, mainly filled with fishing and sight-seeing vessels. We had a delicious dinner at a Thai food truck, then walked across the street back to the marina where they were cleaning fish under the watchful gaze of bald eagles, seagulls, and crows. Bald eagles win 🤣.

    This morning, we're driving north to Fairbanks. It's only just after 05:00 now, but the sun is already up 😭. I wonder what sights today will bring....
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  • Back On The Circuit!

    June 13, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 88 °F

    Today, Luci and I took a 325-mile ride around southern Ohio to pick up 7 HD dealerships and 21 Tour of Honor stops 😁.

    Best of all, assuming all of my photos are approved, I have made at least 50 stops at 9/11 memorials, K9 War Dog memorials, and Huey helicopter static displays 💪!

    My up-to-date stats are below. Good day of riding in great weather!! I'm so very happy to be back on the road!

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    P.S.: I hope you noticed my Band-Aid!

    HD Dealership Challenge: 7 (total 220)

    Tour of Honor Stops:
    - State Memorials: 1 (total 72; completed AL, LA, MS, FL)
    - 9/11 Memorials: 1 (total 69 of 50) COMPLETE
    - K9 Memorials: 3 (total 50 of 50) COMPLETE
    - Hueys: 4 (total 50 of 50) COMPLETE
    - Doughboy Memorials: 5 (total 35 of 50)
    - Gold Star Family Memorials: 4 (total 39 of 50)
    - Madonna of the Trail Stops : 2 (total 4 of 12)
    - Veteran Cemeteries: 1 (total 40 of 50)
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  • Luci Is Back!

    June 12, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 81 °F

    Yay! I got my Luci back yesterday! She had a stripped belt, and although I thought there was quite a bit more wrong, the belt was the only problem. Bonus: all repairs were under warranty!

    Tonight we rode to The Lagoon Saloon in Covington, Kentucky, for my first Bike Night of the year. It's nice to be out and about again.

    More posts will follow. Until then...

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️
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  • Day "The End" (For Now)

    May 24, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 64 °F

    The rest of the Tour of Valor rally went fine. And by fine, I mean this:

    I rolled 50,000 miles on the bike 😁.

    I got my 5th Lap of the 48 stops in the Outer Banks 💪.

    I got my 2nd Madonna of the Trail pictures 📷.

    I dropped the bike and the curb scratched up the saddlebag 😭.

    I almost got killed in the DC area traffic, but that's normal 🤬.

    But best of all, I had a great time catching up with old friends and making new ones, which is what it's all about 🫶.

    This morning about 50 bikes met up at the Marine Corps Museum and had a police escort to the Iwo Jima Memorial. I had never been up close to it and man, did it blow me away. Just awesome.

    I took off right after our group photo to grab the DC Tour of Honor stops and get the hell out of there. I made it up into Pennsylvania when something came apart in the primary 😭. I thought I stripped the belt, but then something very heavy started banging around. I managed to limp her 1.5 miles to a Harley dealership. They couldn't get me in their schedule, but they did help me rent a U-Haul and load the bike in the back.

    So now I'm driving a U-Haul with Luci in the back headed for Kentucky. 😳

    So much for riding for a while. I'll let you know what happens with her. Fingers crossed it's under warranty 🤞🤞🤞.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️
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  • Day Ugh: Rain and More Rain

    May 20, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 72 °F

    After three days of riding in thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very scary lightning, the rally arrived in Summerville, SC, yesterday afternoon.

    Riding in the rain really stresses me out, and I bypassed a lot of my planned photo stops, so I'm very happy to have gotten here unscathed. Even better, today is a free day to just hang out. So this morning I ran into town.

    When I was stationed at Charleston Air Force Base in late 2003 to early 2007, I lived in Summerville, so I visited my old house. It looks exactly the same and even has the same fence we put in. 🤣

    I grabbed some Tour of Honor photos in Charleston and Mount Pleasant and hit the two Harley dealerships before sitting down for some Low Country grub in downtown Summerville. It's nice to be back, but everything has really changed. And I absolutely don't miss the traffic that floods towards the harbor every morning, then reverses course back inland every evening.

    After lunch I'm going to work on uploading my pics and tweaking my routes. And take a nap 😁.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    P.S.: Another Tour of Honor rider is on the rally, and he told me I was "winning" this year's event. Here's the link that I didn't know existed until last night:
    https://www.tourofhonor.com/pages/totalvisits20…
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  • Day 80: National Naval Aviation Museum

    May 16, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 84 °F

    Yesterday, I left Oxford, AL, around 0700 because I forgot that I would have to go through Birmingham during rush hour [forehead palm]. I made it through and continued to make my way south. Just as I was leaving my last photo stop, I saw my friend Freddie ride by! I managed to catch up to him, and we rode together the rest of the way into Pensacola (about 35 miles).

    After checking in for the Tour of Valor HOG Touring Rally, we hit Cycle Gear to pick up my new waterproof bag, then made it to the hotel...all before 1500 [lol]!

    Dinner was a very nice Sheppard's Pie and salad at the dealership, followed by some great catching up with friends at the hotel bar.

    Today, about 40 of us met at the dealership and rode the 15 miles or so to the National Naval Aviation Museum on Naval Air Station Pensacola. What an incredible museum! Definitely put this on your must-see list! There's a lighthouse you can visit as well, and you do not need a military I.D. to get on that part of the base.

    We had a nice lunch followed by a group photo, then it was back to the hotel. I've been uploading my photos from the past few days, and very shortly, Freddie and I are heading to dinner.

    Unfortunately, there's a horrible storm heading right for us, so it looks like I'll be back in the rain tomorrow. Hopefully it's moving faster than I do so it won't be on top of me the whole rally [fingers crossed].

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️
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  • Day 79: Back to Florida

    May 14, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌙 68 °F

    After a wonderful time with friends and a terrific rest since last Friday, I left Wilder, KY, at about 07:30 this morning headed south to Pensacola for the Tour of Valor HOG Touring Rally.

    It's a good thing I chose to put on my reindeer before leaving the hotel. It started raining not 5 minutes after I left, and the road spray from the rain last night was terrible. Plus, I hit pockets of heavy thunderstorms all day. The worst one was east of Huntsville, AL. The lightning was right on top of me; pretty scary.

    But I got through it and I'm surprisingly not soaking wet. I got new rain gear somewhere in Florida a couple of weeks ago. Harley's rain gear is never all that great, but this time it held up for me. Everything's a little damp, but I think that's from the little bit of sunshine which caused me to sweat. So I'm very pleased.

    Now it's time to heat up a Dinty Moore Stew and hit the sack 🤣.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    P.S.: Stats will be updated later. I only got 1 dealership while I was in Wilder 🤣.
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  • Florida, Georgia, Kentucky! Oh my!

    May 3, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 88 °F

    As much as I hate driving/riding to Key West because of the traffic, once I get there I never want to leave. But I did.

    From Saturday the 27th to Monday the 29th, I squiggled my way up the eastern side of Florida, finally reaching my friend's house in southern Georgia on Monday evening. She promptly put me to work LOL.

    Tuesday we began laying a paving stone sidewalk between her carport and back porch. Unfortunately, a torrential downpour made us call it quits earlier than we had planned, but we finished up on Wednesday. She seems pretty happy with it, and I'm pleased that I could help.

    I left her place yesterday, squiggling to my stops around Atlanta (ugh) and finding a cheap hotel in Cookeville for the night.

    Well, it would have been cheap if they hadn't stolen my $50 cash deposit. Don't ever stay at Suburban Studios Cookeville, 1814 Salem Rd, Cookeville, TN 38506. It may be a Choice Brand hotel, but it is not choice. When I checked in at just before midnight, the cash deposit requirement made an alarm go off in my head, but I was so tired that I didn't pay it any attention. When I went to check out at 0530, I found a note on the window saying they didn't open until 0730, but to call if you needed help. I called. No one could give me my deposit until someone came to work at 0800. I couldn't sit around for almost 3 hours (because you know they wouldn't be on time), so I videoed the state of the room and left. I filed a complaint with Choice about the practice. We'll see what happens. Fuckers (grr).

    Anyway, I was in torrential rain all day long today and completely soaked and chilled to the bone by the time I arrived in Wilder, KY about 1400. But, I have checked in early at my normal hotel, have unloaded the bike, and have taken a hot bath. Now for a beer and a kick back on the sofa as I let the rest of today wash over me and out of my life. Zen ohm.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    Here are my stats through 30 April:

    HD Dealership Challenge: - (total 153)
    RTE-X-USA: - points (April: 42 pts; 2QTD: 42 pts; YTD: 79 pts)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: - (total 28 of 50)
    10 Rides for 2024: - (total 2 of 10)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: - (total 4 of 9)
    PNW GT Stops: 0 (total 0 of 30)

    Tour of Honor Stops:
    - State Memorials: 0 (total 39; completed LA, MS, FL)
    - 9/11 Memorials: 0 (total 67 of 50) COMPLETE
    - K9 Memorials: 0 (total 38 of 50)
    - Doughboy Memorials: 0 (total 23 of 50)
    - Gold Star Family Memorials: 0 (total 22 of 50)
    - Hueys: 0 (total 34 of 50)
    - Madonna of the Trail Stops : 0 (total 1 of 12)
    - Veteran Cemeteries: 0 (total 18 of 50)
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  • Day 61: Key West!

    April 26, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌬 75 °F

    After days of fighting Florida traffic, I finally arrived in Key West last night and collected the fourth stop on my Lap of the 48! I freecamped last night behind the VFW and, as I crawled out of my shelter, I was greeted at 0500 by a guy drinking Bud Light 🤣. He helped me fold my tarp 🤣.

    Tonight I'll be part of the Great Bloody Sea Battle on a boat with friends, then crashing at their place.

    But right now, I'm watching the sun rise in Key West. #LOVEMYLIFE!!!!

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️
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  • Day 57: Bring On The Heat!

    April 22, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌙 61 °F

    It was 41°F when I left the hotel this morning. I thought it was Spring! I've been plugged into the bike all day, and my jacket has been on most of the day. I'm ready for some warmth now!

    I made it over 700 miles today, squiggling between the Mississippi / Alabama border and winding up in Biloxi for the night. Even here, the low is supposed to be only 45°, so I've opted for another hotel. Hopefully Florida tomorrow will be warm and sunny 🤞!

    Lots of stops again today, but most notably, I got my second 10 Rides for 2024! 8 to go! Yay!

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️
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  • Day 56: Back On The Road

    April 21, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌙 52 °F

    I left the hotel in Lawton this morning before 07:00, but Susan left a bit before me. I waited for breakfast 🤣.

    Today began another run to collect as many Tour of Honor, Dealerships, etc. stops as I can between Lawton to Key West to Valdosta to Cincinnati over the next two weeks.

    Tonight finds me just south of Memphis, where I really don't feel anywhere near safe enough to freecamp. So, a cheap hotel will do the trick.

    Good day today, except I discovered my auxiliary lights no longer flash with my horn 😭. Oh well. There are worse things that could happen, knock on wood 🤞.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    I'm not going to update my counts until I upload my pics at the end of this run.
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  • Day 55: Annual Taco Run!

    April 20, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 59 °F

    Today was the 6th Annual Taco Run at Small Mountain Street Tacos in Medicine Park. It was really great to see some familiar faces from my 2022 Hoka Hey Motorcycle Challenge. Plus, my friend Susan successfully completed her SaddleSore 1000-mile ride in under 24 hours! Way to go!

    After the delicious tacos and good conversation, we headed back to the hotel, and while Susan caught up on her sleep, I got a pedicure 😁. Now, we're both halfway napping and getting ready to hit the road tomorrow morning. So glad I came up for this event!

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    I finally had a chance to catch up on my counts:

    HD Dealership Challenge: 1 (total 110)
    RTE-X-USA: 2 points (total 67)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 0 (total 26 of 50)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 3 of 9)
    PNW GT Stops: 0 (total 0 of 30)

    Tour of Honor Stops:
    - State Memorials: 0 (22 of 310)
    - 9/11 Memorials: 0 (total 22 of 50)
    - K9 Memorials: 0 (total 11 of 50)
    - Doughboy Memorials: 0 (total 12 of 50)
    - Gold Star Family Memorials: 0 (total 7 of 50)
    - Hueys: 0 (total 20 of 50)
    - Madonna of the Trail Stops : 0 (total 1 of 12)
    - Veteran Cemeteries: 1 (10 of 50)
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  • Day 54: Service in Oklahoma

    April 19, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌩️ 66 °F

    I left Wichita Falls this morning ahead of a storm and made it to Lawton two hours later. I hung out in the hotel lobby until I could check in, then came over the Diamondback HD for my 40,000-mile service.

    They figured out that my heated grips are on the fritz and can be replaced under warranty, saving me about $800 ($350 for grips, $150 x 3 hours of labor) 😳. And they installed mid-frame heat deflectors that should keep the extremely hot engine air off the inside of my thighs 😌. I also grabbed a new set of rain gear, which I hope works 🤞.

    Really good but expensive day 💲🤑💰.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️
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  • Day 53: Slowing Down For A Few Days

    April 18, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 73 °F

    I successfully squiggled through Northwest Texas without issue and arrived in Wichita Falls yesterday evening around 20:00. I took a chance on a $50 a night Motel 6 and am very pleased that it's bedbug-free and quite clean.

    Today I need to work on uploading my photos, plus I have a list of other things I'd like to accomplish, including washing the bike.

    So long [for now]... ✌️
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  • Day 51: Screaming or Horny Peacock?

    April 16, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 82 °F

    The ear infection is still here, but not as raging as it was. I'm focusing now on how to make the truckers see me.

    I had a couple of close calls these past few days with semis pulling into me or just in front of me. Long, sordid, exaggerated story cut to the solution: For two days I've been daytime driving with my brights on, which I think is making a difference. Now I need a horn that is as many decibels as legally possible and sounds like a crowd of people screaming for their lives. Or like a male peacock with a hard-on. If you know where I can buy that, please post 🤣. Seriously though.

    Rewind a bit. After I saw the doc and got the drops for my ear and immediately applied, I made it down to South Padre Island and the third stop on my Lap of the 48. Everyone stops at the sign just after the bridge, sort of like the Las Vegas sign, but if you want a great pic, hang a left, go to the water tower and take your time.

    I pushed through Brownsville over to McAllen and decided to stay at one of my favorite places, the Casa de Palmas. Bike friendly, beautiful grounds, luxurious rooms...all for a medium-priced hotel. Breakfast included. It's only close to anywhere if you're at the bottom of Texas, but if you are, stay there! https://maps.app.goo.gl/NtwgVzdwGgKmMgXW7

    I left there well rested by the plush mattress and calmly soothed by the sound of the fountain by the pool. Then I had to deal with the trucks again, the trucks coming north from Mexico through the Laredo port where I-35 begins in the US. By the time I got to Pecos, I could've stopped in the middle of the highway, walked up to the truck behind me, and slit the throat of the driver.

    Huh. That's a bit harsh. Let me rephrase. Thinking....

    Thinking....

    Nope. That sums it up just right. They would rather kill someone than take their foot off the gas for half a second. Ok. Got it.

    Sorry. Back to the story...

    I spent the night in Pecos, made it to Hobbs, NM, for a pic, and am now in Seagraves, TX, at another of my favorite hotels, The Hotel Texan (https://maps.app.goo.gl/XN1bypb9kNRHMU4u7).

    Begun in 1917, this historic hotel has so much character, and I just love it. The wood floor boards squeak. The antique furniture doesn't match. The owner/operator Gareth plays black and white movies in the sitting room (aka lobby). The cat waits to be let in. And I have just discovered a wonderful covered patio garden area with a fountain, BBQ grills, tables with umbrellas, and corn hole. Wait, there's more! To top it all off, the local bakery provides fresh banana bread for breakfast. Definitely make this a stop on your travels!!

    So long [for now]... ✌️
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  • Day 49: The Pain Is Real 😭

    April 14, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌬 77 °F

    There are many ailments that can affect you but not keep you off the bike, unless you let them. A sprained ankle. Tennis elbow. Sinus congestion. The list goes on. But one of the worst for me is an ear infection.

    At 02:00 this morning, while I was all snugged down on a brand new mattress, my head exploded with Technicolor pain. Apparently, the sinus pressure I was ignoring the past few days is actually an ear infection.

    What adult gets an ear infection?! I asked myself this same question in 2019 when exactly the same thing happened to me while I was traveling in New Zealand. So apparently am that adult 🤦.

    The pain is real. A cough sends me to my knees. A sneeze blows my eyeball out of its socket. Just swallowing is difficult. Eating? I ate some grapes this morning, but couldn't force the cheese down. The. Pain. Is. Real.

    After riding about 200 miles despite almost no hearing in my left ear, I am now at an urgent care clinic in Corpus Christi to get as many meds as they will give me. This is horrible.

    So long [for now]...

    P.S.: It's not whining when the pain is real 🤣. Have I told you the pain is real? 😉
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  • Day 48: Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

    April 13, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 72 °F

    After two nights at truck stops, I patted myself on the back and grabbed a Motel 6 room tonight.

    Lots of stops again today and TWO ferries, one with dolphins! Unfortunately, the second ferry was a three-hour wait for a 15-minute ride from Fort Pierce to Galveston 🤦.

    When I got to Freeport, TX, I saw what must be the smallest Buc-ees ever built (see pic).

    I think I'm on track to hit all my stops and make it to Oklahoma on the 19th. These last three days have all been over 600 miles, which should leave another 2400 for 5.5 days. Looking good so far 🤞.

    So long [for now]... ✌️

    Thoughts on riding in Louisiana:
    - Don't
    - Everyone drives in the far left lane going no more than 5 mph over the limit, if that. Everyone else is going at least 15 over. The weavers are doing their dance at about 25 over 😳.
    - The road surfaces are deadly. It may look smooth, then you'll hit an unavoidable (all the way across the entire road) repair patch or a massive frost heave* bump that makes you glad you have Harley's wheel and tire protection plan. Most of the time you can see how bad they are. Like, all of them. [*Ohio calls them frost heaves. Does Louisiana get cold enough to call them that?]
    - All riders know that truckers are trying to kill them. Same goes for Louisiana cagers. Again, all of them.
    - When the cagers get out of their cars and off their phones, they're usually pretty nice.
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  • No Clue What Day It Is

    April 12, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 77 °F

    Hi again. This is a quick catch up:

    Got to mom's house after the eclipse. Went to my place two days later to find a water leak in the RV, which a guy came and fixed, and the barn's septic tank completely full 😳. I left the next morning (yesterday), but the septic guys came anyway and replaced the ball float, the same ball float they replaced in October 🤬. They haven't called me to pay them 🤞.

    I rode about 650 miles East yesterday, picking up MCGTTX, Tour of Honor, HDealerships, and Ride To Eat stops. At Jackson I turned South and slept by the bike at a truck stop in Poplarville, LA.

    I left there at 0600 and hit New Orleans at rush hour 🤦. I made it to my second IBA Lap of the 48 locations in Venice, waaaay down at the tip of LA 😁.

    I've lost track of the number of stops I have for each category. I'll try to do a single update the next time I upload the pics.

    So long [for now]... ✌️
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  • Total Eclipse of the Mooooooon

    April 8, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 77 °F

    What an epic weekend with 600 Hashers in a campground to celebrate the eclipse and a bunch of other stuff.

    I got to catch up with a bunch of folks I haven't seen in years. There was even a Hash Wedding between an American and Canadian who I met in New Zealand.

    I didn't take many pictures because of the nudity and my phone was pretty dead with no easy place to charge. But there were a couple that are worth posting here.

    I didn't get any eclipse pictures, but I used an app called SunSketcher to capture it and upload the media for science as they try to map the sun's surface (https://scistarter.org/form/180).

    I'm leaving camp now heading to Dallas/Fort Worth for another day or so. No stops along the way today; I'm exhausted.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    [No data stats today. Will update numbers in next post.]
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  • Day 39: Who Needs The Zoo?

    April 4, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 86 °F

    Well, the cold got me at 0200 this morning when I woke up shivering. Unable to get back to sleep on the freezing concrete floor, even though I had on all of my gear including my helmet, so I sorted out my stuff and left Marfa at 0230.

    I spent the next 4.5 hours being kept awake by all the animals on the back roads of southwest Texas while we were all being watched by the beautiful moon. Here we go, pretty much in order:
    - Whitetail deer bedded down at the edge of the road, I mean, ALL of the roads, that jumped and ran every time they heard me.
    - A badger that stopped in the middle of my lane to stare at me after I completely stopped.
    - A fox that literally bounced across the road.
    - The ubiquitous raccoon.
    - The cute little butt of a cottontail rabbit. Well, cute when there was one. Not so cute when there are 20 running across the road like teenage boys calling each other chicken.
    - The two young deer who forgot they were deer and crossed the road like squirrels...or like cottontails.
    - The long ears and gangly legs of the jackrabbit (was hoping to see a jackalope, but no luck).
    - A couple of meandering elk that I completely stopped for, as you do.
    - A huge owl that scared the crap out of me when he took off from a pole then flew beside me for a few seconds.
    - A tree. I mean, the largest elk I have ever seen that I mistook for a tree until I did a second take. Massive bull about 20 yards off the road standing stock still by a fence. Like I said, tree.

    I made it through all of Mother Nature, then almost got taken out by a very large Husky-like dog who was on me before I even saw him and who I just managed to throttle past. Man, what a morning.

    Remember how I said I started this morning at 0230? I have a rule, one that I broke today: Never ride between 0200 and 0400. That's when my brain and body slow down the most. I broke it 1) because I was too cold and there was nowhere else to go, and 2) the time zone changes. At 0200 in Marfa, it was really midnight in Cali where I've been for pretty much a month. Both of those rationales along with the roadside menagerie kept me wide awake. Until...

    I've always known how easy it is to fall asleep on a motorcycle ever since I started riding on the back in 1999. But it's not the falling asleep that's scary. The scary bit is waking up while you're drifting into the other lane on the side of the mountain. That gets your attention. Very fortunate for me, I didn't jump or jerk when I woke up, and there was no oncoming traffic. The little bumpy bits in the yellow paint really work. Anyway, no crashing and I made it into the town about 10 miles later where I stopped. Very very lucky. And, barring emergency necessities, I will NEVER break my 0200-0400 rule again.

    The rest of the day was fighting traffic and collecting my stops. I am now ordering Door dash and will soon catch up on my sleep.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    HD Dealership Challenge: 2 (total 83)
    RTE-X-USA: 3 points (total 48)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 1 of 9)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 5 (total 6 of 50)
    PNW GT Stops: 0 (total 0 of 30)

    Tour of Honor Stops:
    - State Memorials: 0 (total 4)
    - 9/11 Memorials: 2 (total 8 of 50)
    - Doughboy Memorials: 1 (total 1 of 50)
    - Gold Star Family Memorials: 0 (total 2 of 50)
    - Hueys: 0 (total 4 of 50)
    - K9 Memorials: 0 (total 4 of 50)
    - Madonna of the Trail Stops : 0 (total 1 or 12)
    - Veteran Cemeteries: 1 (total 3 of 50)
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  • Day 38: The Longest Day

    April 4, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌙 50 °F

    829 odometer miles today 😳. It took me 4 hours just to get my Phoenix stops, including a traffic stop for lane splitting that resulted in only a warning and a full explanation of the rules, which I already forgot...except you can only do it if the speed limit is no more than 45 (even in construction reduced speed zones).

    A few days ago when I rode in the pouring rain from Irvine to San Diego, my throttle began giving me issues, like not going when I turned it or slowing down when I was holding it steady. So I called Alamo City HD in San Antonio (where I got the bike) to see if they could look at that and do my 35,000-mile service. They could, but I have to be there when they open at 0900 Friday.

    To get there on time, I rode as long as I could today and am now at Marfa Lights Viewing Area, which has a 24/7 bathroom. I'm too tired to set up camp, so I'm sleeping on the floor of the big stall. But it's really cold, so I'm not sure how long I will be here. Wish me luck.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    HD Dealership Challenge: 5 (total 81)
    RTE-X-USA: 3 point (total 45)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 1 of 9)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 1 (total 1 of 50)
    PNW GT Stops: 0 (total 0 of 30)

    Tour of Honor Stops:
    - State Memorials: 1 (total 4)
    - 9/11 Memorials: 2 (total 6 of 50)
    - Doughboy Memorials: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    - Gold Star Family Memorials: 1 (total 2 of 50)
    - Hueys: 1 (total 4 of 50)
    - K9 Memorials: 3 (total 4 of 50)
    - Madonna of the Trail Stops : 1 (total 0 or 12)
    - Veteran Cemeteries: 1 (total 2 of 50)
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  • Day 37: Spring "Chill" in AZ Complete

    April 2, 2024 in the United States ⋅ 🌙 63 °F

    Today was the last day of the Spring Heat in Arizona HOG Touring Rally. Not much heat 🤣. From Tucson, I went north through Globe and Salt Water Canyon (always a great ride) to reach Show Low, where there was plenty of snow and cold. I had to stop to put on my heated gear, including my insoles because I couldn't feel my toes 🥶.

    Once I was nice and toasty, I white knuckled through White Mountain Pass where there was a ton of snow. I think the road must have been freshly doused with chemical because it was wet but not icy. The evergreen trees were enjoying the sunshine and taking advantage of its warmth to dust themselves off...sometimes right on me! The animals were enjoying it as well. Oddly enough, the horses were by the road, but the herd of elk and pair of pronghorn were behind the fence 🤔.

    Once I popped out into Springerville, I snapped my first Madonna of the Trail pic, then had a quick lunch and coffee at Junk & Java. I was just about to leave when in walked a motorcyclist...that I know 😱. Bill Davis, the HOG Touring Rally organizer!

    I took the warmer (barely) route back to Show Low, then swooped a bit north to Taylor to grab another TOH State Memorial, then hightailed it to Phoenix. I got back early so I hit a couple of HDs before going to Desert Wind HD for our final dinner. For those of you who know, I didn't win the rally knife, but I had fun and made some new friends. Great time yet again.

    I grabbed even more stops after dinner and have just gotten settled in the room. Very tired and an early day tomorrow. I'll do the math below later.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    HD Dealership Challenge: 5 (total 76)
    RTE-X-USA: 1 point (total 42)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 1 of 9)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    PNW GT Stops: 0 (total 0 of 30)

    Tour of Honor Stops:
    - State Memorials: 1 (total 3)
    - 9/11 Memorials: 2 (total 4 of 50)
    - Doughboy Memorials: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    - Gold Star Family Memorials: 0 (total 1 of 50)
    - Hueys: 0 (total 3 of 50)
    - K9 Memorials: 0 (total 1 of 50)
    - Madonna of the Trail Stops : 1 (total 0 or 12)
    - Veteran Cemeteries: 0 (total 1 of 50)
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  • Day 36: Tour of Honor Begins

    April 1, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 48 °F

    On Saturday, we had dinner at the VFW near the El Patron HD, then it was few drinks at the hotel bar while chatting with rallyers. One couple's daughter is the bass player for the band Incubus, which is now on tour in New Zealand. How cool!!

    Yesterday morning it was still raining and really cold in the higher elevation passes, so Paul and I stuck to lower climes and hugged the Mexican border most of the day. We had lunch in Mexicali...what a place.

    Since it was Easter, the Yuma HD wasn't open, not even for the rally 😞, so several of us Ubered to a bar and grill in town and had a fine time.

    This morning, I took off by myself because Tour of Honor began today. I was able to grab a bunch of stops...I just hope I'm taking the photos correctly. I'll find out after they score (or don't score) my submissions.

    Now I'm working my future routes to include as many TOH stops as I can. There are a lot!!

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    HD Dealership Challenge: 3 (total 71)
    RTE-X-USA: 4 points (total 41)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 1 of 9)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    PNW GT Stops: 0 (total 0 of 30)

    Tour of Honor Stops:
    - State Memorials: 2 (total 2)
    - 9/11 Memorials: 2 (total 2 of 50)
    - Doughboy Memorials: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    - Gold Star Family Memorials: 1 (total 1 of 50)
    - Hueys: 3 (total 3 of 50)
    - K9 Memorials: 1 (total 1 of 50)
    - Madonna of the Trail Stops : 0 (total 0 or 12)
    - Veteran Cemeteries: 1 (total 1 of 50)
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  • Day 34: Spring Heat In Arizona Day 1 & 2

    March 30, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 52 °F

    As you can tell from this belated post, I survived the Absinthe. Turns out, it's just another anise-flavored liquor, like Ouzo, Raki, and Sambuca. All of which I hate. Black licorice is disgusting. Anyway, I only had one shot.

    I left my friend's house in Cerritos on Thursday, arriving at the hotel in Irvine about 30 minutes later. Long day of riding 🤣. Dinner and drinks at the bar, and it was an early night.

    Yesterday, I had my clutch adjusted at Orange County HD and checked in for the HOG Touring Rally Spring Heat in Arizona. I hugged a couple of awesome chicks I haven't seen for a while, then it was back to the hotel.

    Yesterday evening, the HOG Chapter served us dinner back at OCHD, where I hugged even more folks I hadn't seen since at least last year. So wonderful to catch up with everyone!

    Today, in a heavy downpour, one of the regional HOG managers Paul and I made a beeline from Irvine to San Diego, about 75 miles straight down I-5. During a touring rally, we would normally take the 350-mile-ish route through whatever twists and turns are in between our hotels, but today was so wet that wouldn't have been any fun. Even with rain gear, by the time I got to San Diego (again), I was pretty soaked.

    After ditching my gear in the room, I'm now having a bento lunch at a Japanese restaurant next door to the hotel. I'm still wet, but whatever. I'll dry eventually 🤣.

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    HD Dealership Challenge: 0 (total 68)
    RTE-X-USA: 0 points (total 37)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 1 of 9)
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  • Day 30: Out & About on LA

    March 26, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☀️ 66 °F

    I had a very nice day riding around Los Angeles collecting dealerships and Ride To Eat stops. I saw the place where the first cheeseburger was served and an old but nice 76 gas station across from Beverly Hills City Hall. You may recognize the building as Eddie Murphy's police headquarters in the movie "Beverly Hills Cop."

    In Pasadena, I ate at Pie 'N Burger, and man was it delicious!! I wish I'd had room for pie, but the burger and rings were plenty. I loved that they don't use the normal soda fountains. Instead, they squirt the syrup into the glass, then add soda water. Yummy!!!

    Now I'm back at my friend's home. Apparently we're drinking Absinthe tonight 😳. Not sure how that's going to turn out, but I'm game 🍾🥂!!

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    HD Dealership Challenge: 4 (total 68)
    RTE-X-USA: 5 points (total 37)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 1 of 9)
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  • Highway Queen!!

    March 25, 2024 in the United States ⋅ ☁️ 63 °F

    Let me catch you up on my last week.

    In Banning, I pretty much just hung out at the campground and Starbucks (decent wifi). I left there on Friday headed for Borrego Springs and my first Babes Ride Out.

    The weekend started with setting up camp and a decent karaoke on Friday.

    Saturday morning I walked the mile into town for breakfast, then picked up my helmet from the artist who painted an HD logo based on my #945 El Diablo motorcycle. Love it! Then I took a short riding course to work on my rear brake skills. After a late lunch that I got for free because it took over an hour to get half a tuna sandwich and a cup of clam chowder, I had a lovely rest in my tent despite high winds and a little rain.

    Then it was time for the big Saturday night party themed "The '70s." I had loads of fun chatting with ladies from all over and admiring the costumes and outfits many wore. Then came time for the crowning.

    I didn't know what was going on when a couple ladies grabbed me and pushed me to the front of the crowd. Turns out, I had come the furthest and was awarded Highway Queen. The honor came with two tickets to HD's Homecoming in late July and a $500 gift certificate to a motorcycle clothing company sponsoring the rally. Unfortunately, I can't attend Homecoming and none of the merchandise appeals to me, but I've given the prizes to ladies who can use them, so win-win. The rally finished with an outstanding disco.

    Sunday morning, I broke camp and hit the road headed to my friend's home in Los Angeles. Because of the rainstorm that swept through the mountains Saturday night and the unusually cold weather, the road I was planning to take to go west needed snowplows. Rather than risk it, I backtracked east to Salton Sea and north to I-10. From there it was an easy day to LA, where I am for a few days.

    It was a fantastic rally and I hope I can attend again!

    So long [for now], and thanks for all the fish! ✌️

    HD Dealership Challenge: 4 (total 64)
    RTE-X-USA: 2 points (total 32)
    10 Rides for 2024: 0 (total 1 of 10)
    MCGTTX 2024 Stops: 0 (total 0 of 50)
    IBA Lap Around the 48 Stops: 0 (total 1 of 9)
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