• Nancy Webb...Pat Bonetar
  • Nancy Webb...Pat Bonetar

Hash-Packing the World

Whether you know me as Nancy Webb or Pat Bonetar, I hope you enjoyed my trip through 4 continents and 17 countries! I can't wait to do it again!! Read more
  • Boiling Mud

    January 6, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ☀️ 77 °F

    Yesterday afternoon, Xerox, his daughter, a young German staying at Xerox's house for a few days, and I went to Hot and Cold Springs. Two streams come together, one is hot, one is cold. It's an awesome place to relax without boiling. Just down the street from there is a magnificent pool of boiling mud. Really something to see...and hear. I love the sound of the popping mud bubbles.

    Right now I'm in the back of Xerox's place mowing the lawn while he does the weed whacking. I'm so very pleased I can help out.

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Monday is a Hashing Day!

    January 7, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 79 °F

    Yesterday's adventure in mowing the lawns was exhausting. But we finished without injury and even trimmed the tree by the lake. Now you can sit under it without the branches hitting you in the head 😀. We took a dip in the unusually cold lake afterwards. Very nice.

    Our efforts in the lawn were very popular with the birds. One little female blackbird followed me around with the mower. She must have chicks to feed because she had a beak full of worms but wasn't eating them.

    We had a truckload of sparrows show up and even one heron. He seemed to have eyes in the back of his head because he'd stand perfectly still in the middle of the lawn by the lake, then run a couple of meters in any direction and snatch something out of the grass. The other birds finally got tired of him hogging the place and ganged up on him to shoo him away.

    This morning has been a lazy day and right now I'm feeding a couple of heels of bread to the black swans, a black backed gull, and a black billed gull named Frosty.

    Frosty, whom I like to call Wobbles, hangs out here by himself. Xerox doesn't think he's quite right. He leans a bit whenever he walks or flies, and his landings are like an Air Force cadet's first day behind the stick. Too funny. Most impressive, though, is that he dive bombs other birds with his poop. Quite a feat when you fly like you don't have a rudder. He swoops in above their six, then slows down, poop away!, and races off. Hysterical. He may not be right in the head, but he's a hoot to watch.

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the WORMS. ✌️
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  • Laundry Day

    January 8, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ☀️ 77 °F

    Yesterday afternoon I helped one of the local hashers set trail for last night's hash run. We started and finished at Boyes Beach on Lake Orakeka. What a beautiful area of native bush and hilly climbs. Afterwards, Xerox and I went to a Hasher couple's home near X's place. We had a great time.

    Today, I really had to do laundry, so that was the first thing. It's all hung out to dry now, so I'm taking a cool dip in the lake.

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Still Lazing Around

    January 10, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 75 °F

    Well, I have continued my routine of laziness from last night through this morning with one exception. I went to the grocery store today and have just put everything away. Back to Netflix!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️

    P.S.: Xerox and I watched the craziest movie last night, "South of Heaven, West of Hell," starring Dwight Yokum, screenplay by Dwight Yokum, produced by Dwight Yokum, music by Dwight Yokum, and directed by Dwight Yokum. The best way to describe it was one of the reviews on IMDB, that it was so bad it passed good and went back to bad again. Absolutely crazy, terrible, and hilarious in waves.
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  • In the Coromandel

    January 12, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 73 °F

    Today, Xerox and the kids are going to Slipper Island with the family. We're just putting them on the boat now. While they're away, I'm taking the Dad-mobile (aka van or people mover) and staying with a lovely couple of hashers and classic car enthusiasts in Turua. Sweet as!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • GM Enthusiasts Club NZ

    January 13, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 73 °F

    Gypsey, Rude, and I had a nice quiet night in yesterday. Today, they've taken me out with their car club. What an amazing collection of vehicles, including two '68 and one '71 Camaros, two BelAirs, and a Bedford hotrod. Gorgeous!

    Right now, we're having a hotdog lunch at one of the member's home. Great day so far!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Rainy Day

    January 14, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ 🌧 61 °F

    Yesterday, we got home around 16:00 and just hung out the rest of the evening petting the two cats.

    Today, Gypsey and I dropped by her work at a model car and collectible toy shop. They have some amazing stuff in there! We did some quick shopping on our way to a nice walking path. This part of NZ was a huge gold mining location, and there are many paths and trails cut through the bush. Unfortunately, the sprinkle of rain that started off this morning turned into a downpour, so we went back to the house instead. Now, we're just hanging out again. Really nice.

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Waihi drive

    January 15, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ☀️ 68 °F

    Yesterday afternoon, the weather cleared up, so Gypsey and I went for a walk in Karangahake gorge. Beautiful. We stopped in Paeroa for some sweet corn, which was absolutely delicious for another excellent dinner.

    Today, I left Gypsey and Rude's around 09:00 to pick up Xerox and the kids at the marina in Tairua. Now, we're driving to Tauranga to visit friends.

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Hanging Out

    January 16, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ 🌧 64 °F

    We stayed the night in Tauranga and made it back to Rotorua around 10:00 this morning. After a little lunch, we're now just lounging around the house.

    I found out this morning that there are Canadian geese here, which must migrate down. Cool, but now there's goose poop all over the yard. 😂

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Jam Session

    January 20, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 75 °F

    Today was a bit more lively than the past few. First, I made a new friend. Now, Xerox and I are running through some songs for New Zealand National Hash (a.k.a. Kiwi Nash Hash) at the end of the month. This is soooo much fun!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • There's only 1 way to eat Wendy's fries

    January 21, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 72 °F

    Yesterday, Xerox and I jammed for hours until his fingers were bleeding and I was hoarse. It was awesome!

    This morning I went to the dentist for my annual check up. All good.

    After that, I walked around Kuirau Park, a geothermal spot in the heart of the city. It was beautiful, but after walking across that bridge (in the video), I'll probably smell like sulphur for the rest of the day. 😝

    Now, I'm just getting to Wendy's. I explained to Xerox and the kids how there is only one way to eat Wendy's fries. They curled their noses. 😂😂😂. But after talking about it, I've been craving it, and I finally broke down today. Yummy!!!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Hobbiton, The Shire, Middle Earth

    January 25, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 73 °F

    Yesterday, I visited the Hobbiton Movie Set from the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit film trilogies. J.R.R. Tolkien would be thrilled. It's over 12 acres with 44 Hobbit holes (doors) of various sizes to make an actor look the height of a hobbit, an elf, an orc, etc. I'm going to have to watch the movies again. Really cool.

    Today, I'm just hanging out again. Kitty is sleeping in the deck when not in my lap. He's such a sweet cat for being completely outdoors.

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • Preparing to Hit the Road

    January 27, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 73 °F

    Today, Xerox and I are at Bunnings (like Home Depot) to grab a couple of extension cords for Kiwi Nash Hash. We're on our way to the airport to collect two hashers from the States. We hit the road tomorrow for hashing on the South Island as we make our way down to Hanmer Springs and the main event. Yay!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • On On to Wellington!

    January 28, 2019 in New Zealand

    Yesterday, we got the girls back to the house just before a Kiwi living in Aussie and an Aussie living in Kiwi showed up. The six of us popped down to Hot and Cold for a nice soak in the geothermal water, then swung by to see the boiling mud. Soon after we got back, Xerox's amazing kids came over for the evening, along with another hasher from a bit further north. We had a delicious barbeque meal and great conversation!

    Today, we had a huge breakfast and left in a caravan of four cars and a motorcycle around 0930-1000. Today's destination is the capital Wellington. I think the hash is on tonight!

    Now, I'm riding with Short Planks, and we're already having a hoot of a time.

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️

    P.S.: Just after noon, we stopped on the roadside in Tongariro National Park, a high desert, to take pictures of Mt. Ruapehu (left, with snow) and Mt. Ngauruhoe (right, volcano, and Mount Doom in the "Lord of the Rings" movies). So very beautiful!!!
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  • On On to Takaka!

    January 29, 2019 in New Zealand ⋅ ⛅ 79 °F

    We had a nice time yesterday making our way to Wellington. We arrived at the hotel without incident and found our wayward Scotsman in the parking lot. Yep, another Hasher. It is soooo very good to see her again. Helen has a reputation for losing stuff. This time it's her suitcase, which hasn't yet made it to NZ. She's in Quantas Airlines pajamas 😂😂😂!!

    Six of us in two cars had a two bedroom with sleeper sofa hotel room, so once we unloaded the necessities and figured out the sleeping arrangements, we headed to the Capital H3 hash. We just missed the beginning of trail, but ran into the hashers just outside the pub. We got going inside while they continued on for about an hour. Another great time with great people!

    We left the hotel at a miserably early time of 0630 to get in the ferry queue for an 0800 departure. Once on board we met up with our motorcyclist and third car--who had different lodgings--as well as a carload of Capital Hashers and a solo lady from Bay of Islands. Over the next three hours those of us not driving managed to drink the bar out of Speights beer. Ha!! AND, as it turns out, there is a hash kennel for just ferry crossings, so we did a trail around the boat 👣👣👣. So silly and so fun!

    Right now, we've just pulled off the ferry and we're swinging by the local Irish Pub to meet up with three more motorcyclists. Helen has joined me and Planks for today's road trip to Takaka, a campground owned by hashers upon which a large number of us are descending. I can't wait!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️
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  • On On to Nelson!

    January 30, 2019 in New Zealand

    Yesterday, Planks, Helen and I were all falling asleep in the van, so we stopped for a quick dip by Pelorus Bridge. The water was cool and clear. Gorgeous!

    We had a great time hashing yesterday. No sooner than we arrived at the hash campground, we were off on trail. Circle was held in their restored barn that is now a bar, media center, love me wall (owners Toy Boy and Wendy were both military), and bunk house (upstairs). Amazing place! I went to my little cabin after midnight and the party was still in full swing.

    We were up this morning around 0730 and in search of breakfast. By the time everyone was conscious and fed--around 1100 😁--eight of us took off in two cars to walk around Wharariki Beach and Cape Farewell. We're on our way there now. I'm in the car with an Aussie who lives in NZ (Emphazema), a Kiwi who lives in Aussie (Soak), and a Brit who lives in NZ (Sniffer). Too funny!!!

    Today's destination is Nelson, and I'm driving a broken hasher's camper van until next week. Another adventure!

    So long [for now] and thanks for all the fish. ✌️

    P.S.: On 28 March 2019, I discovered that Pelorus Bridge was another Lord of the Rings film locations, this time for when the hobbits went down the rapids. Cool.
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