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Let’s bring Sauna into Africa

South Africa to Germany – at least a try. Leer más
  • Ghanzi

    14 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ ⛅ 30 °C

    We decide to rest a few days around Ghanzi and wait for four other German friends, Felix, André, Lukas and Craig, who will be arriving from Windhoek on 16th/17th in a rented Hilux DubleCab with 2 roof tents. I buy a SIM card and just a few hours later - nobody on earth has my number yet - I receive some SMS from Tarie, who apparently is not my mom, and not a bot either 'cause our conversation develops in a human-naughty way until Tarie runs out of SMS. 1:0 for horny Michi.Leer más

  • Bush bush baby

    15 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ ⛅ 32 °C

    While waiting for the German delegation we follow a recommendation of Albert's neighbour in Cape Town to step into the central Kalahari south east of Ghanzi. Again we challenge sand tracks and 15 cattle gates until we reach Grassland Bushman Lodge which turns out to be a little-known gem! Bush, bush, bush!

    The lodge features its own game reserve and is run by a nature conservationist from South Africa. She manages the place for five years and, most interestingly, also takes care of "problem-causing predators" which, for example, leave the Central Kalahari Game Reserve and scavenge on nearby farms. Together with the government she works on relocation of these animals into new, safe (from humans) habitats, which turns out to be complicated and time-consuming. Luckily today is feeding day!! The helping bushmen (San) went to nearby farms, got a wildebeest and some zebra chunks and we join the party to feed two lions, three lionesses with one having two cups, two leopards and a pack of 17 wild dogs. They have to be fed twice a week. Holla die Waldfee!

    What we learned so far: The presence and groans of the lions keeps other free-roaming lions from approaching the premises of the camp. The leopards' mother has been shot when they were young and could not teach them how to hunt. Yeah, and what about the wild dogs? They are a highly endangered species because packs of wild dogs claim huge territories which simply got so rare that the packs cannot/will not settle anywhere without causing problems. Imagine that the whole Kruger National Park - which is as big as Israel - gives space for just 2-3 packs of wild dogs! Bigger packs have to hunt multiple impalas or other medium-sized antelopes each day and this is where they show the highest hunting success rate among the African predators with around 80 %. In contrast, lions are rated at around 40 %. Here in Botswana and eastern Namibia you find the last untouched, big wilderness landscapes with the highest density of cheetahs around Ghanzi.
    Anti-poaching of rhinos and other endagered animals is taken care of by Botswana's national guards who have the right to shoot anybody they suspect of poaching directly on site. Hmm, the government wants to make a strong statement. Unfortunately these poachers are mostly locals who would have gotten paid just a few bucks for killing of the desired animal. The whole background mafia and bribed politicians stay untouched though. So, don't tell anybody where you saw your rhinos ;) Lately they also introduced regulations for shooting of elephants because with 200,000 individuals the population is exploding in Botswana! Here you get a good feeling for the tremendous challenge of keeping a balance between wildlife, humans and untouched nature. For us Europeans it seems quite easy to take a rash judgement about buss news: "Oh, they shot an elephant! Monsters!". Come here first before judging anybody from your sofa and earl-greyed cup of hot water back home.
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  • Let the game drive begin!

    17 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ 🌧 21 °C

    Watch these naked white guys how they will be getting badly sun-burned during the next few days as we will be travelling together in a group of six through Botswana's wildest nature hot spots. The further route will take us via Maun into the Moremi Game Reserve where we hope for a hands-on experience of the Okavango Delta. Imagine an inland river delta nearly as big as Belgium based on termite colonies! Truly a miracle of nature. Now, reaching the end of the rainy season, the delta is just about to getting flooded slowly and reaches it's peak probably around March or April in the region where we are heading to. Around four additional months later the flood reaches the area of Maun. That is at the peak of the dry season!

    The best thing is, that right now there are nearly no other tourists around! We then will be continuing to Chobe National Park to increase our sand driving skills. All in all this is supposed to be the overlanding 4x4 orgasm, so let's see!
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  • Wet grass, lucky us!

    18 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ 🌧 26 °C

    In the early afternoon the sand roads turn into rivers with ponds and the bright white boys' Hilux finally gets his long awaited patina! It is quite thrilling to cross a puddle of mud not knowing how deep it is and suddenly to realize that the surrounding surface's grass is at eye level :D

    We just entered the Moremi Game Reserve and while rushing to 3rd bridge campsite before dusk it already discloses its precious wildlife in full bloom. Each individual in its natural environment. Impression overkill, incredible! What is it, that cats don't like on a rainy Tuesday? Wet grass, lucky us =)
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  • Xakanaxa

    20 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ ☀️ 27 °C

    Beautiful spot surrounded by nothingness. Thunderstorm cells pass by in comfortable distance and the nightfall is dominated by grassing hippos which appear even in our camp between both cars! Spooky grass-ripping sound next to your open window when you wake up in the middle of the night :)Leer más

  • Savuti is not in Norway

    21 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ ⛅ 30 °C

    Puh, so, Chi-Cha-Chobe? The internet is full of people getting stuck in the deep sand tracks. I really don't know how they manage to do that. Probably they always forget to engage 4x4 in their Hiluxes (defaults to rear wheel drive).

    On entering of the park we got warned not to use the marshland route because of tricky mud after all these rains. That's more of a challenge. Some 30 minutes later we meet Bent Ove from Norway, just coming from ... the marsh. He got stuck with his Defender three times within two days and had to camp in the mud. Nobody warned him before taking this track :-D He is totally excited to meet humans and we enjoy his adventurous stories. Hyenas!

    And indeed, this very night at Savuti campsite (we arrive in the dark) one of our heavy boxes gets overthrown by a Hyena, just next to my car! But they are very shy and quickly disappear when I want to get out to exchange some cuddles :-( Huge they are!

    The next day we scavenge around the area, climb stony hills, find ancient rock paintings, lick some Nutella and our Rheinländer begin with their carnival.
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  • Chobe flood plains

    23 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ ⛅ 32 °C

    Northern part of Chobe national park. Plenty of animals moving around freely everywhere. The tracks run anlong an elevated slope and give a wonderful scenic view over the Chobe river, being the border to Namibia's Caprivi Strip at the same time. Namibia's side of the river is farm land and you see hippos accompanied by cows.

    Giraffes are my favourites as they are the most relaxed of all and soooo damn beautiful!! And all these impalas ... thousands! You can push them away with your car. Then you open a window and they come close out of curiosity. The thing is, that most animals don't recognize humans as long as we stay in cars, even not with open windows. And they don't fear cars because here evolution didn't give them any reason. It all gets totally different once you get out of the car, which is mostly forbidden for a good reason. Suddenly all run away in hectic. A lioness hidden in the bush just 10 m next to the track looks very calm. Yeah, as long as "you are just a car to her". Beware of peeing in the bush! But in general elephants dominate the bush and a day before we got mock-charged again shortly after turning into a side road. You just don't see them in the bush while they are directly next to you :-\
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  • Pennertaxi ...

    24 de febrero de 2020, Botsuana ⋅ 🌧 20 °C

    ... oder: "Fuck, was für ein ereignisreicher Tag!"

    Great plans we all have this morning: At 7 a.m. the white boys want to visit a Toyota workshop because in Chobe they crushed their Hilux's transmission and it is stuck in 4H (permanent 4-wheel drive without centre differential) which means that they should not drive on grippy surfaces - like on tarmac - at all. And I want to get my hand brake readjusted and my air condition fixed. So, the problem just is that the whole night and morning the rain pours like hell and nobody can get out of any roof tent or in-car bed. Stop having great plans, they exist solely for your disappointment.

    But somehow miracles still happen even though I am not Jesus: The rain stops for a while and before noon the boys have their transmission fixed, I have my hand brake re-tensioned and my air con refilled. With the latter I can open the gates to inverse hell again, yay! This all thanks to a network of greatly talented mechanics, especially to Offias and Laurence! In Kasane we trust.

    At noon we cross the Zambezi and head to Victoria Falls in Livingstone. "But how?" is the question! The boys want to avoid struggles with importing their Namibian-rented car into Zambia and want to turn back to Namibia anyway. So ... I just load all four of them onto my rear bed and off we go over the border!!
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  • Vic Falls

    24 de febrero de 2020, Zambia ⋅ 🌧 22 °C

    The border procedure itself is a killer and steals half of the boys' precious day because after visiting the Falls they have to be back at the border again by 6 p.m. But my car's papers take too much time and "Oh, it's lunch time!" paralyses the whole border post.

    At 3:45 we arrive at the Falls and at 4:15 they jump into a taxi back to the border, back to Kasane. Just me and Daniel again :-( :-)
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  • The underestimated puddle of mud

    25 de febrero de 2020, Zambia ⋅ 🌧 21 °C

    On our way to Lusaka where I will be dropping Daniel at the airport we make a stop in Lochinvar National Park. Very strange place.

    First of all the secondary roads in Zambia seem to be the worst of the worst. Off the main road we move at just 25 km/h in average for two hours! Car-sized potholes, filled with water. River crossings. In general, starting from Livingstone everything is flooded. And everything is crowded with people! Everywhere, even in the remotest spots someone is riding a bicycle or strolling alongside the "road". Wtf? Apparently someone exchanged impalas for people here.

    We reach the park's entrance gate after 6 p.m. and are advised to continue and to register the next day. A park once founded by WWF but totally run-down. We rush north over the unrushable mud road and ... discover a newly established gypsum mine in the middle of the national park. We ask and they answer: "Yes, not long ago all animals moved further north-west, so we were allowed to open this mine here.". Jaja, is klar.

    Dark falls and suddenly zombie-like creatures appear along the muddy path in the night. One more. Many more. A truck next to the road. Wtf 2.0? For six (!) hours some 20 people (they call themselves scouts) are stuck in the trench with a truckload of beer and groceries (already unloaded). Finally! My first recovery of the whole trip! The truck's rear differential housing is blocking on the trench's ridge and has to be freed over and over again. They push, I pull with my tiny 4x4. After 1-1.5 hours we manage to get the truck out of the trench and my equipment is brutally worn. The kinematic bungee rope did a good job and I hope my transmission and clutch survived.

    At around 9 p.m. we reach Chunga campsite. There is nothing here but still rangers hang out and build us a fire. The next morning we have baked beans, Daniel chases some birds away from the lagoon and we do a short hike to some hot springs because the road is not drivable. We nearly got stuck in the mud but somehow managed to reverse out without having had the need to pray. The hot springs feature hot water with boiled cockroaches, crispy frogs as well as well-done little turtles.
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  • Bye Bye

    27 de febrero de 2020, Zambia ⋅ ⛅ 24 °C

    Since Wednesday evening (26th) I stay here at Vincent's loving family in Chilenje. Checked in with Daniel through Airbnb but it's definitely more a CouchSurfing place! Vincent has a bar and 5 kids. The perfect place to chill out!

    Daniel leaves back to Germany on 28th and I fix some broken brackets around my roof rack: My recovery tracks are mounted vertically again.

    Most national parks and locations around Zambia are "virtually impossible" to be accessed during the wet season. I will have to see where I can get through. There are supposed to be trillions of waterfalls in this country. Today is the day to continue!
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  • Michi the Baptist farmer

    3 de marzo de 2020, Zambia ⋅ ☁️ 18 °C

    I wake up at 0630 at the Kalwa farm near Serenje to be greeted by two local pastors. They officialy allow camping here on the grass lawn in front of an old house for the price of an apple. In the ancient times of Mr. Livingstone this place was established by a missioner and is taken care of by the Baptist church now. The previous farm leader, a North American, passed away a few years ago and since then the premises are becoming "wild". The church is apparently missing a willing hand for the farm management and now these two friendly souls are asking if I would be interested in running this place or if I knew anybody who could have an interest. Exciting!

    They had running water before and electricity. There are dams for irrigation and for hydro-power, but the generators broke down. In near distance you see the Samba Hills rising and there are singing birds all over the place. It has a historic touch and is very calm and you have both Luangwa national parks close by. I see some potential :-D
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  • Chipota falls

    3 de marzo de 2020, Zambia ⋅ ⛅ 22 °C

    My search of Chipendenzi waterfalls ends up in high-definition offroading because these falls exist in my 1:1.000.000 paper map but do not in any of my digital maps. From the farm I try to get there the hard way. The digital maps feature at least a weird network of dirt paths which I follow in roughly the correct direction. I do not succeed in the first run but my intuition is right! After turning back from a dead end I ask in a village for the way and get accompanied by Victor and Fred who let me return into the dead end and show me a side path which I ignored in the beginning. No signs, no nothing and totally overgrown, but at the end of this hidden path we have some waterfalls! But according to them it's not Chipendenzi river but Chipota river, lol. At least OpenStreetMap will show some new map data soon ;-)Leer más

  • Mamblima

    4 de marzo de 2020, Zambia ⋅ 🌧 22 °C

    Yesterday it rained the whole afternoon and evening and most dirt roads were flooded which lead to a frustrated search for a night camp. I ended up behind the gates of Kasanka National Park and left there today in rain.

    Today's evening I want to camp next to this fancy Luapala river but there are just no paths down to the water anywhere. I am perkier this time and end up in the middle of Mamblima on a sports field with a river view under the protective aura of the church. God bless beer, schnops and rock 'n' roll.
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  • China Harbour

    5 de marzo de 2020, Zambia ⋅ 🌧 23 °C

    Nchelenge is boring. I stop, hoping for a pretty town at the lake's shore but no calm lake access here and no nice views without digging the whole neighbourhood upside down.

    Via Kawambwa, again only main roads are drivable to my next destination, the Lumangwe falls. Even these main roads offer surprises. Here it hadn't rained for two days but still the mud road was not passable until the moment I arrived. Zambian roads are in Chinese hands as they are maintained by China Harbour according to the workers' vests. They just finished mixing leaves and branches with the mud and continue to dig new drainage channels being supervised by one pale Chinese guy. I sacrifice my whole bucket of cookies during this short break. The kids and workers empty it within 2.5712 seconds.Leer más