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Italian High

In a propofol induced post-colonoscopy state of euphoria, Richard agreed to join us in the Dolomites
as part of the Festival of 50. Welcome Richard and Ali!
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  • Trip start
    June 25, 2026

    Andiamo!

    June 25 in Australia ⋅ ☁️ 16 °C

    The rain has just set in at Sydney which added a little extra joy to our departure. Even the news that the airport no longer stocks Amarula was not enough to dampen our spirits. After all, a European heatwave can't be that bad, can it?Read more

  • Amaze Amaze

    June 27 in Italy ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C

    Day 1 started with a bang. We caught the Col Raiser gondola towards the Seceda Ridge Trail. The 16km hike up to the ridge and then back down, through meadows and forests to Ortisei was exhilarating. Even with clouds looming we couldn't resist stopping for lunch at one of the many charming rifugios where Richard snagged a front row table overlooking the mountains. Sleep came easily yet again and fortunately I woke up a little closer to sunrise today.Read more

  • Golf Club Alta Badia

    June 28 in Italy ⋅ ☀️ 22 °C

    There were a lot of expectations leading into today and I was worried that I would over-hype it. I would finally get to play a dream round of golf with my regular golfing buddy from uni days after life had gotten in the way for so long... And what a spectacular setting: Perfect weather, slight breeze and lush green fairways surrounded by the imposing, magnificent rock formations. Would we play like chumps and just be grumpy? Would the girls be bored stiff? Hell no! Ignoring the fact that we nav failed, obliviously drove along a local road and had to be escorted back to the course, it all went according to the script. In fact it was better than the script. We need a new scriptwriter.Read more

  • Kings of the Mountain

    June 29 in Italy ⋅ ☁️ 21 °C

    We all earned our polka dot jerseys today with a massive 43k ride to the iconic summit cross atop the Störes hill on the Pralongiá High Plateau. The elevation gain for our trip was 1100m and earned me all sorts of PBs on Strava. It was a massive return on investment for Richard and Ali who had been HIIT-style bike training for weeks with this ride in mind. They came away with quads intact and ready to take on tomorrow's multi-day hike.Read more

  • Fanes Hiking with Friends

    June 30 in Italy ⋅ ⛅ 19 °C

    Our multi-day hut to hut walk began today. The rifugios would supply food but we would need to carry enough clothes and personals for 3 days so every item was scrutinized. Our concerns were alleviated by Manuela's simple reassurance: "If you don't have it, you don't need it". She was right. We kept it simple and enjoyed a hike that was physically and psychologically exhilarating.Read more

  • Middle Earth

    July 1 in Italy ⋅ ⛅ 14 °C

    Today was day 2 of our trek across the Fanes-Sennes-Braies Nature Park. There were zero flat sectors on our trusty Komoot map. We were either concentrating hard on the long morning descent or working hard as we tackled the switch backs and 40 degree tracks on the way to our shelter. I've had a few hotel upgrades over the years but none of them have given me greater pleasure than being offered two private rooms with ensuites when we expecting dorm accomodation with 2 randoms. We are pretending to be characters from LOTR but we probably identified more closely with Disney princesses.Read more

  • Choose your battles

    July 2 in Italy ⋅ ☀️ 9 °C

    Some people swim the English Channel, some people cycle across the Nullarbor... but you don't want to bite off more than you can chew. For us it was hiking all the way across a mountainous national park through moderate-difficult terrain. We didn't have to brave harsh elements and the most dangerous wildlife that we came across was a territorial marmot, but we each had to face our own challenges to get there. The nature high, the sense of achievement and the bonding from sharing that experience has been deeply fulfilling. Fist bumps all round.Read more

  • Empty the tank

    July 3 in Italy ⋅ ☀️ 10 °C

    Our last day as a Fab 4 before parting ways tomorrow and we went out with a bang. Any reserves that we had left were spent climbing the Via Ferreta to Lagazuoi before bumping our way down the old WW1 tunnels. Today was probably the most exhilarating, but was also physically and mentally the hardest. We all agreed that, by the time we returned to the hotel, our endurance had come to an end. We'll tally up the bumps and scratches tomorrow but now it's time to cheer on the Socceroos. (Finished this after the game: Another scar. 😭)Read more

  • Time to Split

    July 4 in Italy ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    A prebooked taxi took us to the airport and the port. The driver was a gruff-looking, fat, mustachioed German speaking man with a warm, chatty, super-friendly Italian disposition. He looked like he was his own dubbed movie.

    The drive was pleasant and, despite getting a bit lost at the port, we arrived just in time to catch the end of lunch on board Club Med 2.

    The ship has just been renovated but the marketing photos are probably a bit more flattering than the reality (which is a touch dated). The crew and clientele are 95% French so there was no warm DCL style welcome. Our initial concerns, however, were swept away as soon as the food arrived. The quality is outstanding and it brings out the animation in the staff who are clearly excited about what they put on the plate. Tomorrow: Cres
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  • No title

    July 5 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 25 °C

    For the first time I have failed to come up with a (debatably) catchy title for our day. That's mainly because today we were at Cres, on a yacht and went snorkelling. I was all set for watercress until I discovered that the pronunciation is nothing like that at all.

    Here is what I learnt: Cres is pronounced like "tsress" (rhymes with "dress" but with a sharp "ts" sound at the beginning). The name is just one syllable, and the "e" is pronounced as a short vowel.
    For a practical breakdown:
    Start with a crisp "ts" sound, identical to the end of the word "cats".
    Flow directly into "ress" (as in "stress".

    Try that with a lisp!
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  • Breaking the Cycle

    July 6 in Croatia ⋅ ⛅ 25 °C

    I've now figured that the footprints this week are going to be pretty similar. Gym, eat, explore an island, eat ,sleep, eat, sleep again.
    Today was the exception as I'd already decided to re-traumatize Belinda on the 2 wheelers. This time there would be no guide determining the route and the pace... just me (& my trusty Kamoot app on a phone that kept overheating). Krk is more developed and prettier than Cres. We planned to cut a diameter across the island then circle back along the coast. It ended up being a chord and a minor arc but we still racked up 22km of trail so it wasn't terrible. Furthermore it will justify the 7 days worth of French food that we are embarking upon. I would normally pick Italian oven French any day of the week but the food onboard has been exceptional.Read more

  • Hi Vis

    July 7 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 26 °C

    Vis was shut off to the public during Yugoslavia's struggles in the 90s. It has been a military base in every conflict in the region dating back to the 1st century AD. We are deliberately avoiding FOMO during the cruise. With only two of us we are happy to just wander and enjoy without feeling the need to hit any sights.Read more

  • Walk of Shame

    July 8 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 25 °C

    The Game of Thrones set of Dubrovnik was our destination today. It was 28 - feels like 38 - even at 0830 as we left the yacht. As such we decided to man the ramparts, find the Cersei Lannister stairs and then return for a swim and a Margarita. Our grand plans of historical enlightenment will require a dedicated Croatia trip.

    Furthermore our grand plans of Game of Thrones themed role play photography were also put on the back burner. Any sort of reenactment would've irritated the locals, been poor quality and would not have passed Alison's Find Penguin editing standards given the content of the series. Shame! Next time I'll bring Eu Han Chin.
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  • Home Away from Home

    July 9 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 26 °C

    Today we visited the Island of Mljet. It is a relatively isolated, green island. With the landscape, the heat and the chirping of cicadas it felt like going for a day trip to the Royal National Park minus the Shire bogans.

    My komoot hiking app is getting a bit embarrassing to show in public on this leg of the trip. It took us to a bridge connecting the greater and lesser salt lakes which are the selling points of the Island. A small channel ran under the bridge with a decent current. Floating along the short "lazy river" amused us for an hour or so as we enjoyed floating easily in the concentrated saline baths.

    Lazy river turned into lazy yacht for the rest of the day. The highlights were "floral night", a ridiculously early anniversary present (I'm crap at secrets!) and finally succumbing to the bistro hamburger.
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  • Jewel of Montenegro

    July 10 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 20 °C

    Kotor was settled by the Romans 2000 odd years ago and since then has been occupied by the Byzantines, Venetians, Ottomans, Austro-Hungarians and finally by cats & tourists. It's a stunningly beautiful stone town that, IMO, is prettier, quieter and shadier (as in out of the sun cf Bankstown plaza after 9pm) than Dubrovnik. It is also positioned in the Bay of Kotor - a beautiful protected body of water with a narrow neck that makes for a grand entrance. All this, and I got to add another country to Penguin!Read more

  • Amex Day

    July 11 in Italy ⋅ ☀️ 30 °C

    We disembarked in Bari which has become popular, along with Puglia, since the release of White Lotus Season 2 (which is the best season btw). Unfortunately transiting tomorrow would've been a bit risky so we had to settle for a night in Rome instead. We used the Amex travel credit to stay at the Radisson Palazzo Montemartini (right next to Termini train station) and booked dinner at Restaurante All'Orro which is Michelin Star restaurant on the Amex dining credit list. I should be getting some sort of kickback for this post!Read more

  • Trip end
    July 13, 2026