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  • Mark Prior

Tramps like Us

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    16. marts 2022

    Day One.. First stop - Kosi Bay

    16. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☁️ 20 °C

    And a VERY good morning to all you fellow “Trampers”

    As mentioned to many of you on WhatsApp last night, we left Nelspruit and the Lowveld in the early hours of Wednesday morning at 05:30. Said our final ‘goodbyes’ to Johan and Annatjie and Shelley, who will be living with them, for which so many thank you’s J&A😢👍🏻🌹

    Hadn’t even left Nelspruit’s precinct, Karen faffing with The Penguins, and I took the incorrect turn🙄 Anyway, headed out without any further issues. Sadly, one cannot circumvent any of the towns, which at best are ‘Shitholes’. Through Badplaas, Amsterdam and Piet Retief, where we have to admit to having a Wimpy Burger!

    In no way is this intended to be a negative ‘Blog’, but merely an actual account of what we experience along the 3 months ahead. However, Mogadishu’s visuals one see’s from time to time on TV, is right on our doorstep, or maybe just a ‘stone throw away’! As you can see on the GoPro video, the countryside is amazingly beautiful, as one cherish’s it from a totally different angle now. Hopefully these are the memories forever!

    With beautiful rolling hills left and right all the way, looking particularly stunning, knee to hip-high green grass everywhere on account of the well above rainfall the country has enjoyed over the past month, or so. The downside is the damage to the road network. The rain and heavy trucking has caused untold damage and even the recent repairs will need to be redone, not before long. The tarmac between Piet Retief and Pongola is a thriller, most of the way! The ‘Super Python’ at Disney World can take some tips here!

    Anyway, the rest of the way was all beautiful although scary at times, what was supposed to be a 6-7 hour trip took 9 (for various reasons)!

    However, our campsite at Utshwayelo Kosi Mouth Lodge & Camp just outside Kosi Bay is really better than expected. “Half-a-K” from the beach and right now it’s raining, hard enough not to leave the caravan 😩

    Chat later!

    👍🏻🌹
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  • Day Two - Kosi Bay

    17. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☁️ 20 °C

    Last night was an outright beaut! On and off showers throughout the night and before daybreak rain kept pelting down…. and then it stopped long enough to decide to take the 3.5km walk down to the Kosi Bay estuaries, beach and to view the fish traps etc.

    Down came the rain several times again and drenched to the bone we walked back the 3.5 to the camp. Having walked the route through the flooded estuaries, we knew we could 4X4 our way back to the beach and back. Packed a light lunch and few cold ones and some wine for Karen and drove to the beach.

    The tides almost approaching high, we were still able to walk and swim through the incoming channel’s of warm water, relatively warmer in than out. We swam for over an hour and eventually drove back at about 15:00.

    ‘Braaied’ at just after four amidst the scourge of school holiday makers arriving🙄 and only today I read “Hell on Earth are people”…. I am sold!!!p

    Tomorrow afternoon we check into Sodwana Bay for 4 Days.

    “Love, peace and light”

    Chat soon
    M&K
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  • Day 3 - Kosi Bay

    18. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 26 °C

    Yesterday ended on somewhat a lower note! Just as we were getting comfortable pretty much alone, which is my jam, my fourth gear was stripped as people arrived.

    I kid not, but possibly should have been predicted, a ‘specimen’ arrived with family in his brand new Land Rover (Gas bottle perched on the roof, see photo’s and Papa in his “FORD” also with family on board, proceeded to rig the biggest Circus Tent.

    ‘Boetie’ now with swimming costume and combat boots, walked around camp with his 9mm strapped under his belly (WTF). Funny thing though the ‘Gat’ was only hitch sporadically, so either there was a ‘cease-fire’ or he was scared it would fall in the long drop?

    Friday morning up with the gull’s and after a cuppa’joe took a 3.5km run down to the estuary and then back to the camp. We packed up and parked the caravan and drove down to the beach and spent the morning swimming in the sea and lagoon. After a shower back at camp we set off to Mbazwana and Sodwana Bay. En route we drove through several villages with populations, that of many cities. Thousands of kids leaving school and as many young guys just hanging around. Where are all these people going to earn a living one day? Where are all these jobs coming from, food and roofs overhead? More and more poor people just simply getting more poor and more and more kids! I wonder when last did Cyril and even Julius visit the places, without politicians hats on and no security detail. There in Mbombela we think there are masses living in Numbi, Acornhoek and Kabokweni… you ain’t seen nothing yet!!!

    Just short of 100km we arrived at our campsite. Very basic and in the bush 18 km from the beach which turns out to be sub-optimal, some guidance here would really have been appreciated.

    Non the less a good night sleep and up and about in the morning.
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  • Day 4 - Sodwana

    19. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Lulled asleep last night by the gentle chaos of a nearby ‘shebeen’, which the Caravan Park owner assured us of our safety and reminded us we were in Zululand, made us sleep soundly. Given that the previous day/night we were closely guarded by ‘Boetie’ and his 9mm, events could’ve escalated last night.

    As the singing faded, so the cacophony of farm animals took its place. A chorus of cattle, roosters, goats and dogs woke us early enough to spring into action for an early morning run, which eventually didn’t happen. Arrived at ‘Coral Divers’ (18km away) on the seaside of Mbazwana but in time to miss todays scuba dives. We booked an early morning (08:00) scuba for tomorrow 20th March.

    Spent the rest of Saturday morning and mid afternoon soaking up clear Zululand sunshine on the beach and swimming in amazingly warm water. We returned to Coral Divers for a bite to eat and an hour of the first continuous and stronger Cellphone signal, since we left home.

    Back at camp Daniël fired up the “Donkey’, providing for a hot shower later.

    “Peace, Love and Light”

    Mark & Karen
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  • Day 5 - Sodwana

    20. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 25 °C

    Way before alarm wake up time at 05:30 we were up and about drinking coffee and getting ready to scuba dive on ‘Anton’s Reef’ just 2 miles offshore and between 12 and 15 metres below. In perfect conditions 7 divers, Trent the Dive Master and Abrie our Skipper. A proper tattered ‘Rubber Duck Boytjie’ Tall, thin, blond/grey, sunburned to a lighter shade of biltong. Gaps in his dentures slightly narrower than the cracks in his heals🙄… All of late 50’s and I’m not sure all the fumes were from the Outboard motors😳

    Non the less, a great launch through the incoming surf and out to Anton’s. Both of us a little rusty on the Diving drills and protocols but pretty much like riding a bike. It was really an unreal reminder of wearing a proper mask for a change! Getting back into the water and diving again after about 15 years or so was challenging. Taken back to the days of slithering in and out of a wetsuit, and on and off the duck.

    My left leg fitted perfectly into the ‘Long John’ although the calf’s were always a snug fit😜 I just so battled several times to get my right leg in, eventually I realised it was not going to get into the arm-sleeve 😬 I have to admit to looking around to see who was watching… no one!

    The rest of the dive was beautiful, schools of reef fish everywhere, turtles, rays and coral. Some shoals of game fish also passed by and no large critters! One hour later back onto the duck and back at the camp by 10:30.

    Karen cooked up a ‘Smash Burger’ of note for lunch and that, with a couple of Windhoek Draughts along with a buildup of some carbon in the blood, should get us to bed very snappily tonight!

    Hang-on…. Oh wait we have to go back to Coral Divers to pick up some signal to post our last, most recent chat.

    In the meantime right here in Coral Divers resort we have hooked up with Jarrod Smal and knocked back a few and have attacked a pizza each.

    Good night and….
    Love, Peace and Light,
    M&P
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  • Day 6 - St Lucia “Human Rights Day”

    21. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    The original plan for today was to take a run to Coral Divers and then a visit to Lake Sibaya, which if memory serves, a Fresh Water Lake that contains Sea Fishes that have evolved of centuries and have adapted to freshwater 🤔 I have tried to Google that fact and cannot find any confirmation….. urban legend? However, it does have the second largest population of Hippos and Crocs in KZN, and 22 species of 🐸

    We woke too late and decided to travel to Lake St Lucia and thankfully we did. Given the holiday, it was very quiet on the roads but when we checked into Isimangaliso Wetlands campsite here and fully unpacked, only to find that our Electricity point did not work. Full credit to the staff they did get things going quite quickly 🤜

    Drove around St Lucia and got our bearings found the main beach that was host to the entire Nongoma and Nkandla, celebrating HRD!!!

    The campsite is very well maintained and I’m still not sure what I am missing but there must be 100’s of campsites but only a handful occupied.

    The proof of the pudding is in the eating …. we shall see!!!

    Check out the Crested Guinea Fowl in our Camp.

    Must go and braai right now, so

    Love, Peace and Light

    M & K
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  • Day 7 - St Lucia

    22. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    “RÉMY MARTIN” Champagne Cognac, in anyone’s book…. what a lot of ‘kak’!!!

    So when we left ‘Mount Hay’ over 10 years ago now, we salvaged a bottle of this, thinking we were really smart, but not! Why we didn’t give it to December or Sibongile when we left Nelspruit, I will never know! For those would can’t put Tequila away, have not reached the bottom of the barrel yet! At over R1,200.00 a bottle, it’s daylight robbery!

    Anyway, first a run through the campsite here in St. Lucia and the small village and a fall out with the Security Guard at the main beach, we ventured north up to Cape Vidal on a tarmac road, better than most parts of the N2 highway. Through the Wetlands Reserve and the Lakes, surprisingly quite a variety of Game. Elephant, Kudu, Buffalo and Warthog, probably as many sitings per kilometer as the Kruger.

    The beach at Cape Vidal, also beautiful with about +- 100 people on a 7 or 8 kilometre long beach. Much snorkelling for all ages. Just when I thought the ski boats at Sodwana were ships, wait to see them here at Cape Vidal🙄!!! And the tractors Boys in the old days, it was the oldest most repaired and rusted, get put out to pasture down here on the coast enjoying their last Golden Mile before they totally fall apart. These days tractors are not just sold for agriculture, the biggest and the best are here on the beaches, now and then doing some work. You farmer boys are way behind the 4 Ball…. so get your act together!!!

    On our way out we ended up behind a 4 car stationary convoy, blocked by a herd of 20 elephant refusing to move on. For an hour and a half we were stopped by them, with the train behind growing from 5 to over 10 reversing all the time😳 Of course there had to be the ever present idiot, who knows better and overtakes to see if he can be the man😖 Amazingly, when they have passed to get onto the frontline and have to turn around or reverse, non of them look into your eyes as they pass👀 F**king idiots, and you guessed… “GP”number plates!

    A great Curry thanks Karen and to bed!

    Love, Peace and Light
    M & K
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  • Day 8 Richards Bay

    23. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 29 °C

    Vitality Points to be caught up on, so a 6km at 07:00 was completed. Got back, packed up camp, showered and cleared out by 09:45.

    Arrived in Richard’s Bay (and I’m still not sure why), two hours later. A really well organised and laid out campsite (Richard’s Bay Campsite). Well established, no doubt a throwback from the pre ‘94 era, and everything still in very good nick. The roads inside the park immaculate and the facilities still in a clean proper working order. Hot water, full on Laundry and private entry to a controlled beach, thankfully not a soul to be seen!

    Herein lies the issue and for heaven’s sake! There are more than 100 campsites and if 10 are occupied it’s a lot. The first fully open school holiday’s since Covid began two years ago, yes the Petrol price high and there is war in Eastern Europe, and, and, and but to still have only a 10% occupancy, is shattering. This mind you, this is the situation in every campsite we have stayed over in.

    It feel like Armageddon is real!

    Now that we have been on the road for over a week, and have camped/caravan’ed probably more than most, so my observation is thus; most campsites in our price range are pretty much the same, flat surface, not too soft or hard, easily accessible, hot water/cold water, clean and hygienic, close to the amenities, etc, etc, etc! The swing vote to what makes the difference between an average and a very good caravan park or campsite is ‘Single-Ply’ or ‘Twin-Ply’ toilet paper!

    I have no doubt that many of you have also sat for collectively many hours and contemplated this! My thought line, along with much mathematical calculation is…. wait for it. Surely both the rolls of Single and Twin are the same length and I’m not stupid so I do understand that both rolls being equal in size, width and diameter means that per kilometer, the Twin is half a long as the Single… I get that! However, after many years of experience, I am also sure one uses three times as much Single Ply as one would Twin … Yes? Give me a ‘YES’!!! Okay, so in the final analysis, although more expensive per roll, Twin is actually cheaper per square or even per Kilometre! Not to mention that I have yet to find Single Ply that is scented! My good friend Koos Meyer will tell me that “this only makes ‘sh1t’ smell like Lavender anyway!!!

    Love, Peace and Light,
    M&K.
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  • Day 9 - Drakensberg (Golden Gate)

    24. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 17 °C

    Firstly, much appreciate all of you following us, your encouragement, comments, ideas and involvement, it feels like you’re all here with us. Miss and love you All!

    👍🏻🌺

    If we do get too much/too boring etc. please let us know!

    We left sunny Zululand (Richards Bay) early this morning and travelled the better part of the entire day. Connected with as many rural and back roads as we could. RB to Empangeni => Melmoth => Babanango => Nqutu => Over the ‘Blood River’ (bank to bank, in full spuit) => Dundee => Glencoe => Ladysmith => Harrismith and Golden Gate. Never been on most of these roads before!

    From Empangeni all the way to Babanango, you have never seen so much Sugar Cane and Blue Gum plantations, like ever! The rolling hills and the building thunderstorms above them, were truly stunning. We managed to skirt around these and as we stopped to pitch camp, down came the heavens soaking us to the bone. That all cleared the moment we completed erecting camp🥴 We left the Coast with a temp of 32* and right now we are Freezing at below 15* here in the Berg 😱🥶❄️

    Luckily some leftover Curry Mince from a night or two ago, has saved what would have been a very chilly night. This caravan has been an absolute star! Handles the roads well and is perfectly convenient for us both.

    Talking about dodging, we nearly even took a very wrong detour… we nearly ended up in Nkandla… true story. (See pics).

    Check out the beautiful setting sun on the cliffs here at the Golden Gate Caravan Park.
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  • Day 10/1 - Golden Gate

    25. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☁️ 18 °C

    Yesterday evening ended with a downpour not easily forgotten! Wet and cold but inside our digs turned to be pleasantly warm all night.

    After a Cuppa-Jo we ran through the Golden Gate canyons! So I have been to the Drakensberg several times in my life but this time, not rushing to a destination has been particularly special. Taking note of all the dramatic Sandstone formations, colours and shapes that have hung in there for millions of years.

    How ashamed and embarrassed I am, after the best part of 60 years, only now am I awake to these wonders. These cliff faces are completely awesome, the Eastern Free State is a total opposite to the rest of the province. Ashamed that only 3 hours (maybe 4) is a wonderland that surely deserved better from me and even all of us. Now I know this circle of ‘Trampers’ are in fact pretty well traveled, certainly domestically but not to have spent days on end here, taking in such beauty must be a sin, certainly on my part.!

    Looking at all the photographs and in years to come when/if future generations see all these Electricity and Telkom poles, are they too going to be in awe? When they ask what is this horrible mess in front of all this beautiful scenery?
    And they will ask “What were they for?”
    And we will answer “For telephones and electricity”
    And they will ask “Did they work?”
    And we will answer “No”!
    And they will ask “Why then, did you make so many?”

    Now already, we really see how we have destroyed such a beautiful place…. or will it be even worse?
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  • Day 10/2 - Clarens and Royal Natal

    25. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C

    Unbeknown to me, the R712 which travels between Phuthaditjhaba and Clarens was previously controlled by an Entry/Exit Gate on both ends of the “Golden Gate Highlands National Park” buildings, now only raided, derelict constructions uncontrolled and not in use. So this road runs right through the National Park and slap bang through the middle of the campsite, completely open to regular traffic, including High speed taxis traversing between the two towns. Security = Nil However it turned out to be completely safe!

    With only 20km from the campsite to Clarens, after our run we decided to treat ourselves to a spoil and a brekky in Clarens. Well worth the trip, the brekky and the scenery, and even supported the Local Community Initiative and had the car washed by the local lads.

    Afterwards we returned to campsite, collected the caravan and headed to the “Royal Natal National Park” and the home to the Bearded Vulture (apparently)!

    This road (R74) in comparison was in places dangerous as hell! All the warning signs to mind cattle and Kudu’s (no Ross, Kudu’s) but no mention of the massive sink holes and subsidence of the tar road on both sides! Hole across both lanes in places, big and deep enough to swallow the Fortuner and caravan at once! Only an unattended Stop/Go post for motorists to make their own call!!!😱😱😱

    Other than that, although cloud patches mostly on the Berg a beautiful drive in. After setting up camp, we took a recommended hiking trail along a crystal clear river, waterfall and deep ponds. When we initially arrived, the campsite was occupied but again far from full. We settled into a site far from everyone else which although desirable turned out to be sub-optimal! Everyone well settled by sunset, the Durban brother’s arrived well after. Right in beside us, in 3 cars and 15 occupants! Soon after evening prayers, tents started to be pitched until (and unbeknown to us) they realised their site was right on top of a bog! So, we’ll into the night they had to uplift and find an alternative site😢

    The silence now restored, we were able to take on night 10/96 in complete peace and quiet.
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  • Day 11 - Monk's Cowl

    26. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 14 °C

    .... and I know nearly 30 years have passed, but seriously living/moving outside one's 'Hood', has its challenges!!!

    Having travelled nearly 2,500km in 10 days, I am feeling like a lost soul and stranger in my own country! Moving on and changing, growing, and developing and and and.... I get it, but has anyone driven through the UThuleka Municipality, or the .... you could be anywhere on Earth.

    I feel very alone here!

    The most fantastic part of 'The Royal Natal National Park' is only all in the name! Very average campsite, no problems in general however it had the feeling of a High School camp-out on the three adjacent rugby fields. Hot shower ☑️ Twin-ply☑️ Security☑️ etc,etc,etc☑️ Karen says, No Clothes Hooks behind the Door.... -10 points ❌

    In every campsite so far, there has been at least a measure of semi-privacy, seclusion and a touch of character, a tree or bush. TRNNP could easily have been the B,C,D and E Rugby fields at Loftus Versveldt😖

    Zero points for exclusivity and character, and will probably only be remembered for its false/non start! Of course the countryside from the R74 to the camp (apart from the Telephone and Electricity poles marring a beautiful view) was stunning from a distance, but sadly a 'NIL' score here.

    We tripped up the R74 in the direction of Bergville and Winterton back into the real Drakensberg, heading for Monks Cowl Campsite. The most perfect position here was waiting for us. Everyone else there were envious and all said they would've easily packed up their camp and relocated there... but they didn't and if you 'snooze you loose'! The view of the Escarpment less than 500m away is spectacular. We pitched camp and walked a fine trail... and went to bed before the Iceman attacked us here.... true story 🥶
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  • Day 12 - Khotso Campsite (Underberg)

    27. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 19 °C

    At some point one needs to concede and start to believe in Science and Physiology!

    Traveling from St.Lucia to the Drakensberg is a variation of 1,500m above sea level. Running up here at Monks Cowl this morning was a whole lot different experience! Altitude is a killer and now you will be pleased to know, at last it is a proven fact! Some will argue that the lack of 'Captain Morgan's' performance enhancing capabilities, may also have played a part in the lack of output this morning.

    What a stunning view from our campsite of Champagne Castle on the left and 'Dragon's Peak' and 'Dragons Back'! Way back in the distance, it was so clear that a glimps of 'Giants Castle' was also visible. That was at 05:30 this morning but by 09:00 thick banks of mist had already formed and settled, covering all the peaks.

    It must again be said, that it is sinful not to have spent quality time, right here. This is an awesome place! Not one photograph (and by now you have already seen many, but far from most), not one photograph captures this beautiful place. You just cannot even fit it all in. We spent the better part of the morning here, packed up and moved on.

    Hitting the road out of Monk’s Cowl, a bit later than planned meant we were again behind, meaning and regrettably we had to make it up on the road. Essentially, and against my plan a large portion of the distance/time had to be made on the road. We joined the N3 at Estcourt and got off at Howick about 100km later.

    From there on in, we followed Bulwer (R617) => Underberg where we arrived at our pre booked destination of Khotso Horse Trails & Campsite just outside Underberg. Now Khotso (meaning Freedom), was all along worrisome to me! Not knowing the meaning at all, did not resonate too well with me.

    However what a stunning place, not many sites and again mostly empty, just a few families all from KZN.
    Bathrooms clean and a cottage style finish, and all other requirements perfect. Luckily not situated on the direct Sani Pass roads, so no Sani tourists around👍🏻 The roads here are a thriller especially with a caravan in tow. KZN’s answer to severe potholes is that it is easier to create at least 3 equally severe speed humps right across both lanes in ahead of the pit, than to repair the road! They will argue that they are there as ‘traffic calming’ interventions!

    The countryside and farms in particular here in this part of Kwa-Zulu, are beautiful. The Umzimkulu River which terminates in the Indian Ocean, is a foul brown muddy, murky and polluted dishwater, up here very near its source, is crystal clear and flowing 10/10. Fishing here must be heaven!

    We packed out our full campsite for a two night stay, tomorrow being an epic highlight of our journey!

    Love, Peace and Light,
    M&K.

    (You will please just need to be patient with our posts, as the signal in most areas here is poor)😖😖😖
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  • Day 13 - Sani Pass & “Lunch in Lesotho”

    28. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☀️ 15 °C

    Pretty much like drinking beer, each one gets better than the previous! As we have progressed, so each day has got even better, than the previous too!

    Today we left base camp and via Underberg and Himeville we set off to scale 'Sani Pass' and what an epic day it has been. Whilst I have been up Sani Pass once before, nearly twenty years ago, not a hell of a lot looked familiar. I did remember the scary vertical cliffs 2-3 hundred meters below😳less than a meter from the road edge. I had forgotten how bumpy and uneven the complete track is, top to bottom. The eroded gullies and the massive rocks all over the place, washed out stones and the numerous cave- a-ways. Exacerbated by the recent heavy rains in the Drakensberg, waterfalls on the mountainside of the path leave streams of water cascading over the road, and down the other side. Where the water cannot escape, car-size puddles form, making it anyones guess as to how deep it is, and how rocky it is under the water level.

    What an absolutely beautiful day, blue skies and cloudless. At the top we checked in at the Lesotho border control where we had to present our valid and negetive Rapid Covid test result, which we had administered down at the RSA gate Very professionally conducted and generally the best Immigration and Customs post in the country, at a cost of R250 each😖 I saw the control book and we were the seventh entry at just after 10:30 for the day. Yesterday (Sunday) I noted 11 entries for the entire day.🤔 We only met up with three other vehicles on the entire route, up and down.

    Initially the gradient commences at a respectable 12:1 but further up the canyon it escalates to an unreasonable 6:1 to an altitude of 2,873m amsl, at the Lesotho Border Post.

    The way up took us 1h30 and back down again, only an hour. Much of the time up into Lesotho, was also taking it in and dozens of pics. Through the border we visited "Black Mountain", the highest point in the area at 3,240m amsl. The tar road condition until the RSA gate, probably the best on the entire trip so far, and then between the two posts epic, like nobody owns it... or even wants to, but that exactly why we came here today!

    We had to have 'Lunch in Lesotho' and a 'Maluti' beer or two in the highest pub in Africa, which at anytime could have ended up being very far too festive, and equally irresponsible!
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  • Day 14/15 - Khotso & Munster

    29. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☀️ 25 °C

    Underberg=> Coleford=> Kingskote=> Swartberg => Franklin => Kokstad=> Harding => iZingleweni => Port Edward => Munster, but not before an early morning 6km through the most beautiful landscape imaginable, green fields of crops and grass, lakes, dams, streams and rivers, all crystal clear water. All the way, against a backdrop of the full and cloudless Drakensberg range. Crazy!!!

    We packed up and left by 10:00 and following the route above arrived in Munster at 13:30.

    As beautiful as the landscape, what Vince and Jodi have transformed "Beachway Cottage into is stunning!!! Obviously we knew they were adding their flair and touch, but they have 'face lifted' it with such simple yet elegant taste. You guys have certainly taken the cottage and transformed it onto an amazing and tasteful home. I know I need not thank you, but I know both Gramps and Granny Farm will be so proud and delighted with the love and care you have both taken here🥰😘💐👍 Thank you!!!

    Karen and I will be spending the next week or ten days here, 'oaffing' and taking in a few little creature comforts, a great bed, good people, space to swing a small cat and generally just touching ground and sides, having been on the road now for exactly 2 weeks.

    That house and garden look so cared for and loved, it's going to be tough leaving here.

    After this, we are already plotting the way forward into the former 'Transkei' during the 10 or so days after Munster, so please don't expect too many posts during our time here in Munster, we will have to 'kick-back even more!!!

    Love, Peace and Light
    M&K
    👍💐
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  • Day 16 - Munster

    31. marts 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Yesterday (Wednesday) was a torturous 2hr journey to Durban to have Karen's "Biometrics" taken for her Spousal Visa... and 2hrs back. Karen had already organized this two weeks earlier, before we had left.

    Back at "Beachway" at around midday we went to the beach. As a result of all the heavy inland rain, the surf and for about 3 miles out, was murky, dirty water as the river's emptied right down the Natal South Coast.

    Nonetheless we spent the rest of the day swimming and just catching up with Vince and Jodi. In the evening Vince braaied fresh fish, which was also delicious. Uncountable bottles of beer and an equal amount of wine, managed to quench our thirst by midnight.

    Thursday, All weather Apps suggested cloudy conditions, rain and storms by 15:00, then 17:00 and eventually having run out of options, they arrived at 22:00.

    We did take in the obligatory early morning run, just after sunrise, which always culminates in a swim at Glenmore Beach. Within 24 hours the sea had cleared to a lighter shade of blue, and seeing that the Weather predictions were indeed wrong, made our journey to the beach for more sun, beer and laughter.

    A few drops finally arrived after having cooked a stunning dinner.

    The 'Doubting Thomas' now called Vince, sneered at my little 7 Bricket 'Cobb' oven! Roasted a delicious Whole Bird with 7 brickets in 100 minutes as promised. Equally crispy and delicious to any other roasted fowl anywhere!

    For many years, I have always preached 'Balance', although burning both ends all the time, its about balance. So, Tuesday night was Beef Fillet, Wednesday night 'Red Roman' and Thursday night Chicken (apparently also listed as a Vegetable) Friday night we will lend that 'balance' to our menu and routine.

    IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT ON THE SOUTH COAST, SO IT WILL BE, THE LEGENDARY "PISTOL'S SALOON"!!!🍻🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷

    Love, Peace and Light,
    M&K
    👍💐🍻
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  • Day 17 - Munster

    1. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 26 °C

    This morning now Friday, I am still battling with mental issues, having been personally embarrassed and humiliated by my own family! Now, throughout my entire life I have had to contend with being 'slagged' about the overdose content of Melanin in my DNA. Even the Moon has an effect on my complexion. As I struggle through life and all its complications and complexities, the biggest hang-up I have is singularly my metamorphosis from subhuman, briefly human and then rapidly to Lizard, Chameleon and Crocodile! I have been compared to Biltong and even called 'Leatherman'🤔 In photgraphs, Luke-Snail regularly asks Karen if that is an Old Leather Handbag next to her? 😖
    Nothing to be proud of in this day and age I know, but even Led lights have impact on my colouring. Yesterday, amidst gales of laughter (and I have no doubt, spurred on by an unreasonable quantity of Windhoek and Flying Fish), Vincent suggested that instead of me using Sunblock, that I rather make use of 'Leather Food' Hahaha!

    Karen... "Why doesn't Mark just use 'Dubin'???"...
    You are all just so funny!!!😖

    Friday 01 April - 'April Fools Day'.... was overcast and a bit miz' so, Vince and Jodes stuck us to a memorable and delicious breakfast at the "Earth Shed" . A slow drive through Shelley Beach and Margate took us to San Lameer and home. A late afternoon stroll, Vince and I took the dogs for a walk on the beach, and then......

    Another epic visit to "Pistol Saloon". Gallantly we mowed through copious litres of Beer, Savannah's and Red Wine to the gentle and raucous festivities and singing and dancing on the pub tables and bar counter! Apparently Covid is a thing if the past here on the Natal South Coast. Karen, I think must have been suffering from withdrawal symptoms due to the lack of festivities over the past two and a half week's of travelling and the past 2 and a half year's of Covid restrictions!! The Eisbein is still legendary!

    Referring to my life lessons of a 'full-tilt' balancing act earlier, we took last night to an extreme, at last countering the past few weeks/years, lack thereof.

    A great night by all!

    That's it....

    Love, Peace and Light!

    M&K
    👍💐
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  • Day 18/19 - Munster

    2. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ 🌧 24 °C

    "The Tramp's" have not been running at all since we arrived here in Munster on the Natal South Coast. We have certainly been 'Taking the time, to waste a moment'!

    The first few days we had spot-on, glorious weather which, as usual we maxed out! The past day and a half have been a small reprieve and have managed to dodge a few Ray's!

    On Saturday, a surprisingly not so damaging start to the day, (healthwise) we visited the "Beaver Creek" coffee farm for a resuscitating breaky after a hell of a night at the "Pistols Saloon"! Not feeling as mighty as one normally would we spent the day chatting and babysitting the delicious smell emanating from a 'Pootjie Pot' Vince had been nurturing since before heading out for Breakfast, five hours earlier.😋

    Eventually the smell of Oxtail became overbearing and we needed to eradicate the cause! We tucked in, but collectively Vince consumed more of his pot than the rest of us. Now Vince is above average in height and by no means overweight, but no wonder he has been labelled "Garfield" ... man that boy can eat!!!

    Regretably that was the last day and night we will spend with Vince and Jodi on our voyage.

    So many thanks and appreciation to them for their hospitality and care, their friendship and love and for opening "Beachway" to Karen and I.

    You are both awesome people!
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  • Day 20 - Munster

    4. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☁️ 25 °C

    In a desperate attempt to shrug off the empty house syndrome, no friends, no kids, no family, no Granny Farm and not even Shelly, and the nostalgia of leaving Munster and "Beachway Cottage" possibly for the very last time ever!

    At daybreak a last and legendary 'Mini Biathlon'....30min run and 30min swim on Glenmore Beach. We are both trying to shrug Munster but it's just not happening.Last night we went to the 'Munster Ski-Boat Club' for our own farewell drinks. The same crinkled faces from 20 years ago, wearing the same old crinkled denims and 'T's from twenty years ago, the same angling pictures on the same wall, and the same rules of the Angling Club still apply today,as they did then!!! 😳

    We know we need to move on, but we just can't do it! Memories long since forgotten, have come flooding right back and the longer we stay, so do those become more vivid. For better or for worse and for richer or poorer, we both love this place, and that it is an indelible and cherished chapter in our lives🥲

    Tomorrow (Tuesday 5th April'22) is the start of a real epic phase of our trip. Here, late afternoon on Monday, we have shopped and replenished, packed and tidied up for an early get away. We have also made a call in terms of all the superfluous equipment and unnecessary regalia, extra tents, poles, one of two First Aid Kits, Jockey- wheel and 'Portaloo' etc.etc.etc. Vince offered to take them back home, which we will collect again, on the back end of our trip.

    Having spent many fantastic holidays on the 'Transkei Wild- Coast'... and I may well have even been conceived there, (my family from childhood), spent 16 consecutive years 'holidaying' at Coffee Bay on the 'Wild Coast' even before the days of the Transkei becoming a 'TBVC State'😖 In those days we are talking about three weeks at a time!!!

    Here in lies a fear for many things but in particular, safety and security, and only because of the unknown. This has been and is, still a seriously rural area of the country. Although the traditional round thatched huts have been replaced by square and rectangular corrugated buildings, there is still (I'm guessing hundreds of thousands of households) without proper water and sanitation, roads and infrastructure systems. Living conditions out here are still poorly rudimentary and basic.

    From tomorrow we shall see for ourselves.

    In addition to this 'dread' all, even half believable 'Weather Apps' are forecasting massive and widespread storms scheduled for the latter part of the weekend. This could well be an uncalled for, gamechanger! ombined with the poor roads could be epic, especially as we avoid main arteries as much as we can!

    Hang in there and watch this space!

    Love, Peace and Light,

    M&K
    👍💐
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  • Day 21 - WildCoast/ Port St’Johns

    5. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☀️ 25 °C

    Up at Sparrows this morning, we set off for Port St.Johns on the Transkei 'Wild Coast'.

    All 200km's odd on the R61, were certainly not as horrendous as I had expected, but also not quite "Route66"!

    Avoiding the N2 at all costs we travelled from Port Edward=> Bizana=> Flagstaff=> Lusikisiki to Port St.Johns.

    No wonder I have never heard of Flagstaff in my life 😳!!! Now, I have been to Burgersfort and Jane Furse, which are the Ass-end of South Africa, and I believe Mogadishu is the ass-end of the world, but this world has two..."Flagstaff" is the other!!! Wow!!! Taxi's, scrapped cars, dogs, cattle, sheep, goats, donkeys, horses and thousands and thousands of people. All sharing the main street at the same time and nowhere to hide! Stuck in a pucker traffic jam for 40min, with all of the above jostling for their place in the 'street's that have no name'😖😖😖

    Contrary to my thoughts yesterday as I said, the roads were not too bad and as for Electricity services, every single structure had an electrical connection in one way or another, legal or not but there was a connection. In addition to this every other home had a Satalite Dish installed too! After four and a half hours we arrived at the Cremorne Estate (Caravan and camping) in Port St.Johns, absolutely the most stunning campsite so far. Expecting anything south of Mogadishu, what a surprise! Overlooking beautiful lawns a very swollen, Mzimvubu River and a monsterous mountain cliff face, gawking down only 200m away.

    Getting back to the approaching weather front. So far blue skies and the odd cloud, all the Apps are showing slightly less precipitation but still, a whole deluge of water later in the week😖

    Right now we are considering a Plan 'B' should conditions deteriorate any further. We have made contact with Roy, the owner of 'White Clay Resort' between Coffee Bay and Hole-in-the-Wall who is flashing red lights, if conditions get any worse. That certainly is our next destination, but we may need to be just a little circumspect and listen to some sage advice.

    Will keep you all posted👍

    Love, Peace and Light
    M&K
    👍💐
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  • Day 22 - WildCoast / Port St’Johns

    6. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 23 °C

    As the days drag on, so 05:00 becomes 06:00 becomes
    07:00 day-by-day!!! And so on!! This Caravan is snug as a cartoon 😖 Come on "Spell Check".... as a cocoon! 😉

    And now 1 Cuppa in the morning has become 3, so getting out we are two hours behind the ball-game! We ran an 8km this am, there and back to the ocean! The road, paved, concreted, potholed and muddy, with shaIed gravel in places, looks like a Std 6, science experiment! Why this particular road, clearly getting millions thrown at it remains as unclear as the afternoon mist, hanging over the same path. Apart from a few very 'larney' dwellings, one or a few belonging to 'The Honorable Mayor' of Port St.Johns no doubt, there cannot be any justification?

    After a swim on 2nd Beach in 'PSJ' along with a herd of tubby looking Nguni's also on the beach, we took a drive around the town. Not unlike what we have also experienced in Moz, along the lines of Inhambane or the likes, very little of the dreadful Apartheid era remain. Apart from the Town Hall and the Police Station (believe it or not) every other structure is a ruin. Ever present in these towns are the likes of KFC and Debonairs, proudly advertised by the plastic bags and styrofoam punnets littering the streets, also... 'Without any names' and Ackermans, is also a hit!

    I got chatting to Keke, the one and only 'Life Guard' on a beach with no one else except Karen, myself and 9 Nguni's, I asked him about the local demographic's? Pondoland (not what you are thinking, Johan Meyer) Pondoland😖 I asked Keke who lives in Pondoland? 'Pondo's' was correctly the answer, according to Keke! So, still being a little confused and probably ignorant, I asked him "So where do the Xhosas live?".... "In CapeTown" replies Keke FFS!!!

    Then there was Themba, who wanted to exchange Oyster's for cash. We agreed to catch-up tomorrow at 10:00 with some fresh Crayfish.... let's see how that turns out?

    The rest of the afternoon Karen and I took a drive on the same road described earlier to its extremity, where it petered out into a typical, eroded Transkei 'twee-spoor' track, that only a Toyota could successfully tackle 😉 On a deserted hill overlooking 270°'s of the Indian Ocean, coloured in several different shades of brown, from the flooded Mzimvubu River and a deep blue on the horizon, we drank beers and Flying Fish, ate Biltong, Simba Chips and Woolies Mixed Nuts, until the Nguni's came home.

    Later in camp, a braai of Beef Fillet and Marinated Chicken Kebabs (also Woolies) put us to bed, as the predicted rain started to patter.
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  • Day 23 - WildCoast/ Port St Johns

    7. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ⛅ 21 °C

    One just has to love the early morning smells of Pondoland. Mixed up somewhere and somehow in the fresh clean sea-air, there is always a sniff of wood-fire smoke, warming the old traditional 'Donkey' for a decent hot shower. Added to which, the obligatory stench, now and then, of the ancient 'Transkei Sewer Systems' here in our beautiful Estate 😳!!!

    Directly across from our camp, the 50m's of lawn, the 80m wide Mzimvubu River (still bank to bank), is an Indigenous Coastal Forest, climbing the cliffside, all of 700m high. I'm not sure if Reeds and Bamboo along the river are considered Invasive and/or Indigenous or not, that aside this natural jungle of several different tree types is awesome. Driving through the 'jungle' yesterday, it was so encouraging to see a signboard indicating that there is a deforestation project, of alien vegetation taking place, right here and now. Brilliant!

    And then of course, how could one ever disregard inside the 1960's Transkei Ablutions? Even here 60 odd years later, drip stains in the toilet bowl from river water. Plugs chains without plugs and the then most fashionable....Shower Floors!!!😳 Cracked, broken, smashed, wall tiles, cleverly pieced together like a mosaic puzzle! Algae and Moss encroaching on grout spacing, anything between 10 and 30mm wide. Rusted chrome pipe and sticky plastic shower curtains, also attacked by Mould, like under a Diesel Mechanics thumb nail😳

    I spoke to Roy from 'White Clay Resort' earlier and he has given us the Thumbs up to make the trip from Port St.Johns via Mthatha and Mqanduli to Coffee Bay and Hole-in-the-Wall. Despite the approaching weather front we believe we have made the correct and calculated decision to continue tomorrow morning.

    As of today we have officially been 'off-the-grid- for three weeks now. Apart from the absolute luxury of Munster for a few days, we are 'Winging' it.

    In the afternoon a trip back to Lusikisiki and then onto see the Magwa Falls, which were probably not worth the trip, but the Magwa Tee Estate was beautiful. 1,800 hectares of Black Tee in full production, quite an eye opener, employing 1,500 Mapondo's.

    Lots of Love, Peace & Light.
    M&K
    👍💐
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  • Day 24 - White Clay/ WildCoast

    8. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ ☁️ 19 °C

    Yesterday morning Friday 08/04, up at 06:00 struck camp and showered, ready for further southwards down the coast, but still in the EC and on our way to 'White Clay' between Coffee Bay and the Hole-in-the-Wall.

    Being the first in and out of the ablutions, I was attacked by hundreds.... no hundreds of Squadrons of Mozzies! I always wondered, being right next to the Mzimvubu River, where they were??? More incoming Mozzies than shower drops😖

    Our route out of Port St.Johns=> Mthatha=> Viedgesville=> Mqanduli=> Coffee Bay and finally to our destination, 'White Clay Resort'. 4 Hours (+-200km).

    The road conditions on the first stage, PSJ to Mthatha on the R61 were absolutely perfect except for the extreme Speed Humps and the usual farm stock, including as many 'Road-Kills'... a menu of Cattle, Donkeys and Dogs!😖

    19km on the M2 to Viedgesville was also fine, but the the partly tarred road between Viedgesville and Coffee Bay was epic, as was the unsurfaced 4X4 track between CB and White Clay.

    Whilst every care was taken to miss all of the above hazards, not all could be avoided. Pothole collisions were common, even at a moderate speed, meaning slow. We were advised to get in behind any 'low-flying' taxi, (they know all the pressure-points and the best route around them) but that was not to be! Clearly we were one of those pressure-points to taxi's, and they knew exactly their way around us too!

    As we descended into White Clay, the most stunning view of the Indian Ocean, the beach at low tide and the caravan park, already occupied by a group of four caravans that left us at PSJ, a day earlier.

    The expectant weather pattern we were desperate to beat, was lingering just inside the horizon, ever threatening!🌧️ Large squalls of passing showers over the sea, thankfully stayed away just until we had pitched camp and then!One or two light showers as we sat, beer in hand and watched the 'big-boys' also just pass by. By late afternoon as constant drizzle interrupted by nothing and then a few more showers and nothing!

    The most people together (a tour group, led by the legendary 'Alfie Cox') we had seen since leaving Mthatha arrived for a Seafood Lunch, which smelt all of an early dinner for us, after they left for the Ocean View hotel in Coffee Bay.

    We sat for hours in the very rustic and typical Transkei Restaurant, nailed and held together with #06 'Blou Draad' wire and 6inch nails! Equally the usual and legendary framed photographs of giant trophy catches of Red Stumpnose, shark and Cob. Badly reconstructed taxidermy fish heads of massive Mussel Cracker and other huge, what look like Sea Monsters hang off all the cracked walls of the Pub, held together with a dozen layers of enamel and whitewash. The 150 degree vista of the ocean from the Pub and Restaurant at nearly 100m above the sea level, directly above the crashing high tide, takes me back those 50 odd years, to Coffee Bay and the Lagoon Hotel. The view of the bay, the ocean and the whole world from this dot, not even on the map is breathtaking!

    A delicious seafood dinner, the contents mostly supplied by 'BidFoods', whose truck we passed somewhere on the Snakes & Ladder board en route here, drenched by several Windhoeks and at least a bottle of wine, sent us to bed by 19:00. Also drenched and true to the 'YR Weather App, the constant rain and as many showers were happening for the rest of the night. The sound of persistent drizzle, only blocked out by the storming breakers and passing showers. Tucked away in our Jurgens “X-Cape”, what a mesmerizing nights sleep.

    Love, Peace and Light,
    M&K
    🌺👍
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  • Day 25 - White Clay/ WildCoast

    9. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ 🌧 19 °C

    So for the record cellphone signal here in White Clay is also zero, and that is why we have been off-line, but we are well!

    All night pounding of surf and sporadic passing showers made for good sleeping! We woke to seeping clay underfoot and continuous showers throughout the morning. Breakfast and coffee in bed until whatever time was called for. In the morning, rain showers were not as heavy as predicted but by the afternoon we experienced some drenching rain, and then a milder afternoon to sunset. Still very cold, like under the Duvet cold, my domesticated upbringing was tested, and I spent time reading my Roald Dahl book. After many paragraphs being read several times, to keep me awake I was tasked with untangling Karen’s ball of wool. Even if I tried my best (or worst) there is no way I could get it so knotted, in the first place!

    Karen cooked up one mean Lamb Curry in the 'Pressure Cooker', which after a couple of beers and wine in the pub, made for another great night's sleep.
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  • Day 26 - “Hole in the Wall”/WildCoast

    10. april 2022, Sydafrika ⋅ 🌧 20 °C

    "White Clay" never heard of it, or even this location, it is "Black Clay" and that is everywhere! Toenails constantly have a mascara ring on the outer edges😳 Okay, so there is soggy Black Clay water seeping in everywhere... and that is enough complaining!!!

    A small window in the weather opened up and we took a trip to The "Hole-in-the Wall" The road surface not unlike tracks before, partly tarred with patches of gravel and ankle to knee deep potholes, now full of water and mud, +-7ks from WC.

    Although cloudy overhead and very little sun, no rain. We had a beautiful walk down to the rocky 'beach' through a Coastal Forest directly to, in front of the 'Hole'. Not quite high tide but still with breakers crashing through. A walk up the left hill and cliff face, was an awesome view again of the whole world!

    As you can imagine, not all peaches and cream though. From when we parked, we were badgered by a teenage little Git, who insisted on being our Guide! FFS... one can see the HITW from kilometers away, and on arrival it is practically just over a dune away. On a foot path, now eroded several inches deep into the dune and lush grass, one can hardly miss it! This little do€s persisted walking in front of us apparently leading the way, until I lost it with him. After a few calls in English, eventually in his own mother-tongue a really asked him quite politely to 'fuck-off ' and leave us alone!!! Somehow my broken iSiXhosa had an affect and resonated, the little leach got the message and left. Obviously tagging out ahead so as to claim later that he had 'guided' us!😖

    On our return at around midday, Karen made us a delicious cheese and egg toasted sandwich, right out of the Top-drawer! After a cup of coffee we took an amble down to the WC beach, but as we arrived the wind picked up, accompanied by some light showers. Incredibly here on the Wild Coast, how fully grown-to-overweight cows graze right on the cliff-edge of a precipice, a couple of hundred meters above the crashing sea!

    I did say earlier "enough complaining!" so this is not complaining just as a good reporter should, tell the whole story.... the rough with the smooth! We have had so much rain, that the water-table has risen higher than the Mens Shower Outlet, creating a cesspool to stand in. I consoled myself that the black colour of this Dam is the clay mentioned earlier, I sincerely hope so! My alternative plan 'B' is to shower in the 'Ladies', where Karen says the tide us not as high!
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