Goodbye Porpoise Spit!
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Ashley and I are just like Muriel and Rhonda at the end of Muriel's Wedding, only we are going to Japan! I've decided I'm Rhonda. Only without the smoking or the paraplegia. And we didn't really yellBaca selengkapnya
Ashley and I are just like Muriel and Rhonda at the end of Muriel's Wedding, only we are going to Japan! I've decided I'm Rhonda. Only without the smoking or the paraplegia. And we didn't really yellBaca selengkapnya
Alas our plane is missing some of the things required to keep it in controlled flight so they just took us off it to fiddle with the dimmer switch.
Observations: The mysterious "Mr Graham". Is itBaca selengkapnya
First world fears is your data roaming doesn't work when you turn your phone back on at the airport. First world fears absolved.
Observations: always pick a comedy on the in flightBaca selengkapnya
If you really want to have a Hyacinth moment then share a shuttle bus with the peasants. When you rock up to a fracking palace, everyone starts to reconsider their hotel choices.
And they haven'tBaca selengkapnya
The picture doesn't really do it justice but this is the coolest breakfast view ever. Particularly when the thing goes off.
Observations: Japan does an English Breakfast far better than the English.Baca selengkapnya
"Oh my gaaaawd the crowds are massive and we have to wait forever!" Just means you failed to use your time as a tourist effectively.
Tokyo DisneySea has a reputation for long lines but we neverBaca selengkapnya
Japanese really like cute. Including food.
Observations: Behind the disarming smiles... the food is frequently healthy and tasty. Or at least, it feels like they trend towards vegetarian when givenBaca selengkapnya
The routine is for the cleaner and cast member to just start breakdancing to music that suddenly comes from nowhere. But this is Japan - the locals not only stop to politely form a circle to showBaca selengkapnya
This happens everywhere really, but the hotel you stay in changes the quality of the merchandise they are desperate for you to take.
Observations:
Disney hotels offer the best toiletries becauseBaca selengkapnya
The Japanese have such a Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw way of approaching rules and risk management.
Observations:
Super rules based yes - if you don't tick the boxes enough on the set menu they will say so.Baca selengkapnya
Pelancong Happy travels