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  • Day 3

    4. Groundhog Day

    January 25, 2022 in Cape Verde ⋅ ⛅ 25 °C

    All Inclusive holidays are not my thing. And here’s for why.

    Despite the promise of seven restaurants, realistically there is only one that is accessible every day. The others require reservations - and we could only get reservations at three of them on consecutive days at the end of the holiday. That means four days at the same buffet. One of the other restaurants is adult only, and the final one is actually only a much much smaller buffet that is closer to the pool. For the sharp eyed amongst you, you will realise that I have only pointed out six restaurants. That’s because there isn’t a seventh. They have just lied about it. To try and get away with it on their website, they list one of the restaurants twice.

    The buffet isn’t awful. But it also isn’t great. Much of the stuff there simply doesn’t appeal to me. And the stuff that does is the stuff that seems to only be there for one day and is gone the next.

    For me, this lack of variety, this lack of exploration, is in exact contrast to the whole point of a holiday for me. On no other holiday in my life have I visited the same restaurant three days in a row. It’s easy to lose track of days here and it’s hard to write about them, because nothing inherently different happens.

    I say this, and yet they do have different entertainment each night. Tonight they had Rockstation on the main stage, and so we decided to sit and watch. I joked that it’d probably be something like Busted rather than real rock. Becky took offence at that.

    Turns out I was wrong though - they opened with Sandi Thom’s “I wish I were a Punk Rocker”. What. On. Earth. They didn’t even sing it themselves. They just walked around on stage and occasionally threw out a very lacklustre dance move. It was the least rock and roll thing I’ve seen in a long time.
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  • Day 2

    3. Too Cool for Pool

    January 24, 2022 in Cape Verde ⋅ ⛅ 23 °C

    Settling into life here is fairly simple, with all the milk stuff set up in the kitchen/shower area all we need to think about each day is when we want to eat and drink.

    The temperature is hitting about 25 again today but there’s less cloud cover, and so Becky has applied all the creams. What’s funny is that the deck chairs we’ve picked are barely in the sun.

    Lily’s sleeps have been timed to perfection throughout the day. She slept for the first couple of hours by the pool and then I took her for a walk around the resort before lunch which she slept through. We repeated this in the afternoon, only we switched the walk for a swim.

    Lily wasn’t too happy about the swim. To be fair, the water is cold.

    She slept through a long dinner and we thought she was out for the night.

    Dinner lasted a good four hours because we got chatting about parenting techniques and how our parents raised us. It moved into us reminiscing about our childhoods and how it’s no surprise how we turned out the way we did.

    When we got back to the room, Lily was not happy. She continued to not be happy for a further two hours.
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  • Day 1

    2. Isle of Clouds

    January 23, 2022 in Cape Verde ⋅ ☁️ 23 °C

    It’s warm. At 25 degrees Becky thinks otherwise. Amazing what cloud cover and a bit of wind can do - she genuinely has goosebumps. Back home it’s 5 degrees out.

    Breakfast is pretty good - Becky told me that she had seen people rating the breakfast on Facebook as the best meal of the day. I’m a big fan of the waffles and pancakes section. Aside from that, it’s fairly standard breakfast on holiday fare.

    Today, I suspect like most of our days here will be, was quite simple. We sat by the pool drinking and only really leaving for food. On the occasions that Lily got grumpy, we went for a little walk and she soon calmed down.

    For lunch I was just going to grab a burger from the poolside bar, but Becky suggested we went back to the buffet as it had more choice. I still had a burger.

    I spent most of my day reading Will Smith’s autobiography, which has been quite interesting so far. In the afternoon I went for a swim in the pool even though it has cooled down. The pool was pretty cold but, being the stubborn ass I am, I continued on in and ordered a drink at the swim up bar - well, you have to, don’t you?

    Late afternoon we headed back to the room to shower and get ready for dinner. This included an impromptu bath with Lily in a paddling pool in the middle of the shower/kitchen area. Which, now I say it, sounds weird.

    For dinner we were back at the buffet. This time I stuck to things I knew for the most part, and between Becky and I we managed to have all the deserts, we think.

    Eventually we retired to bed with a drink and Lily was far more cooperative about bedtime this time around.
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  • 1. First Time Flyer

    January 22, 2022 in England ⋅ ⛅ 4 °C

    It’s an early morning start for us. 4:10 Becky’s alarm goes off. It’s another 20 before I set mine. For once I have to agree with her - we’re a bit pushed for time. We’re still out the door by five and the roads are clear. We make it to Gatwick with next to no problems (there’s the occasional mad early Saturday morning driver, but we managed to keep our distance).

    We’re a touch late and so just about miss our shuttle bus from the car park to the airport. We have to wait in the cold for about 20 minutes for the next one. Not ideal. The bus drops us off at a sign that says “5 minute walk to North Terminal” before proceeding along the road that drives past North Terminal.

    Once in the airport we have to queue to check in our own luggage. The line is longer than the physical check in - it’s got to a point now where online check in is sadly no longer beneficial. Fortunately we get special treatment as parents to an infant and get ushered to a much quieter security station and we manage to get through in a matter of minutes.

    We make a couple of pit stops at Starbucks and Boots to collect hot drinks and milk for baby respectively. And then our gate is announced and we are on the move again.

    Getting on the plane with Lily is fine. Settling down into our seats is not. It’s chaos trying to find everything we need and getting in the way of other people. Fortunately a kind air steward takes pity and moves us into some spare seats where we can spread out. I don’t know if we’ll get the same treatment on our return.

    The flight itself isn’t as bad as it could have been. Lily fell asleep on take off and managed to drink a bottle on landing. In between was touch and go, but she never got to fever pitch.

    It’s warm here in Cape Verde - about 24 degrees. But people weren’t lying when they said it was windy. It certainly takes the heat out of the air.

    It’s a 15 minute bus ride through volcanic desert to the resort and it looks huge. A rose cream complex topped with detailed parapets, towers, and surrounded by palm trees. Inside is just as vast and spacious. As nice as it all looks though, you can’t help but feel like this is a bit like Disney’s version of Africa. It’s very camera friendly. But might not exactly be an authentic experience.

    After getting set up with a prep machine and steriliser in the room, we reserved our seats for three of the more exclusive restaurants and we headed out to the poolside restaurant for a snack, not truly realising that it was coming up to dinner. I scoffed down a burger and then we went for a wander around the resort.

    It’s one of those places where the vastness of the complex is largely owing to the amount of rooms here, and not down to the facilities. The central square is packed with so much stuff that it’s hard to see the different bars and restaurants. And because it isn’t spread out, you see everything at once. So our little wander wasn’t too revealing. Although we did find the children’s pool.

    Our dinner was a buffet and both Becky and I found that it was good, but hard to put together an actual meal - all the different foods were from such disparate places that it made for a strange plate of food.

    Exhausted from a long day, we retired to the room where it took me a further hour and 20 minutes to get Lily to sleep - over tired, we think!
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  • Day 9

    Day Nine. Here Comes the Rain

    September 25, 2021 in England ⋅ ☁️ 19 °C

    It didn’t feel like today was our last day. After living the nomadic life for the past week and a bit, it feels strange to think that we are heading home. It feels weird knowing I have to return to an office job on Monday.

    We were kept up most of the night by Lily and so were ready to go by the time everyone else was awake. I packed up the car and we headed out into Poole. It was raining. Properly. For the first time on our holiday. And for the first time I was ready to not be on the move and travelling.

    We had breakfast at the Quay Cafe. I had eggs Benedict which was quite nice and a chai latte. We then walked up the high street, which was mostly unimpressive. We all commented on how it could be any English town really. Compared to the beautiful Quayside walk of last night, our time in Poole today seemed very mundane.

    The drive home was easy and quick. We stopped briefly in Fleet services for a break, but we were back on our way in no time. Every sign we passed explained that the service stations had no fuel. It only got worse as we got closer to home.

    At home it was time to unpack. I think that this might be a job for another day though.
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  • Day 8

    Day Eight. Paul goes to Poole

    September 24, 2021 in England ⋅ ☀️ 17 °C

    Chaos. Packing up the caravan is chaos, and it reminds me why this is not my usual type of holiday. Self-catering is stressful. Self-catering is what we do at home. This is why I go on holiday - to get away from this. Cupboards full of stuff we clearly didn’t need. And Jean goes to town, of course.

    I prefer travelling light. This is harder with a baby and dog in tow, but we still seem to manage to be the first ones packed and ready to go. The victory is short lived, however, as we are roped into helping the others as a reward for our preparedness.

    Eventually the three cars are packed and ready to go. John went back to hand in the caravan keys and I went to book us a spot swimming. Today it was Amy, Will, John, Bella and I. We decided not to take Lily again as we wouldn’t be able to wash her for a long time and the showers in the pool are too hot even for me.

    After a fun swim, we started to make a move for Poole. First mission was to get petrol as my tank was empty after the last week. This of course proved to be harder than usual as there is allegedly a fuel shortage. Still, after queuing and paying way more than I would usually, we finally got underway again and ended up in the town of Bridport for lunch.

    We stopped at a little cafe called Moore Than Tea, where I had an awesome cheese and caramelised onion toastie and butterscotch milkshake. Becky had a BLT and a latte. Eventually Jean, John, Amy and Will caught up with us too, even though they said they’d stop at their own convenience.

    We were first on the road again and headed off towards Poole. There was a lot of traffic.

    Eventually we arrived at about 5. Poole reminded me of Portsmouth. I was sure I’d done a delivery here once before, but it looked totally different from what I thought it would.

    Becky and I took Wispa and Lily for a walk down to the quay and back before having a massive dinner with the family. All in all, a hectic day on far too little sleep!
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  • Day 7

    Day Seven. Pie & Chai

    September 23, 2021 in England ⋅ ⛅ 17 °C

    After what seemed like a quicker start to the morning, Amy, Will, and Bella headed out to the zoo, shortly afterward, we made our way to Exeter. It was only a short journey, and we found somewhere to park with relative ease. Apparently Jean and John didn’t have the same experience.

    Although they parked in the same place as us, their walk into town took them an entirely different route - through bushes, up rickety old stairs, and 10 minutes longer. Still, they eventually found us and we headed into the city.

    Exeter was busy. And it took me a moment or two to realise that university students were coming back or starting this week. It was mobbed with people that made me feel very old.

    Exeter cathedral was beautiful and big and situated amongst a spattering of beautiful old buildings. The others were new and out of place. Exeter never quite seems to capture the essence of the Lanes in Brighton. There are occasional cute alleys as opposed to a spiderweb network of alleys. Still, it is an interesting city.

    We stopped off for lunch at a place called Pie and Mash. Not my usual tastes, but I was up for it. And I was glad we did. It was the best pie I ever had. Everyone else had variations of beef, but I had chicken, leek and ham.

    After lunch we walked through the castle park. The park was also busy, and a bit run down. Most disappointingly, we couldn’t see the castle just the old wall that surrounded it.

    On our way back to the car we stopped by a cafe where they had little beach huts in the middle of some old ruined building where I had the best chai tea ever.

    We then made our way back to the car park, where Jean and John couldn’t find their car. Still, they told us to meet them back at the caravan - so we headed off, until they called us to tell us that we had their car keys. So we had to turn around and save them.

    Back at the caravan I had a nap before pizza arrived and we played a couple of hands of cards
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  • Day 6

    Day Six. Sandy Paws

    September 22, 2021 in England ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    Another slow start today. It took everyone ages to get going and by the time we’d all finished breakfast and getting changed it was gone midday.

    We set off out to play a round of crazy golf down near the club house (I came second only to John, who to be fair was far better!) and then we sat down on the veranda for lunch. I had a green Thai curry and Becky had Lasagne. I was tempted to have the same, but after trying hers I was glad I didn’t.

    Once we returned to the caravan, Jean and John offered to look after Lily whilst we took Wispa to a dog-friendly beach - he hadn’t had the chance to run off lead all week and was getting a bit antsy.

    He had a lovely time getting very, very sandy. I had to shower with him after to get it all off.

    For the evening we had cheese and crackers and played games. Jean showed us her French impression which had me in hysterics.
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  • Day 5

    Day Five. Water Babies

    September 21, 2021 in England ⋅ ☀️ 16 °C

    After a slow start, we went for a walk down to the sea front where we had a drink and looked out across the beach. Plenty of people had taken their dogs down onto the beach, but the signs were clear and we’re goody goodies so we didn’t head down.

    Over the course of the week, Jean’s ear had been getting worse, and finally she decided to bite the bullet and go somewhere to get it seen to. In the mean time, we headed back to the caravan, had some lunch and prepared for our afternoon.

    We booked a slot for swimming with Bella and Lily and after some kerfuffle, we got going. We were 15 minutes late but had booked the hour, so it didn’t seem like a problem.

    Sadly, the man at the reception at swimming didn’t seem to share our relaxed approach to holidaying and told us off for being late, warning us that our spots could be given away.

    Still, we got in and changing Lily was relatively simple. We got in the pool, and she didn’t hate it, which at the moment is the best we can hope for. I would even go as far as to say that she enjoyed it - there may have even been a smile. Jean and John managed to get back in time to see us in the pool too, so they didn’t miss out.

    For the evening, we stayed in the caravan and we’re treated to a Burger King by Amy and Will.
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  • Day 4

    Day Four. Nice Bit of Cheese

    September 20, 2021 in England ⋅ ⛅ 12 °C

    We started the day off right be getting the hell out of the Fox and Goose. We headed to Ollie’s cafe, which turned out to be a pleasant surprise before setting about our day. Despite having to go back on ourselves slightly, we opted to head to Cheddar Gorge. It wasn’t a long visit - we drove up the gorge and back down into the town. We had a good wander before heading south to Exmouth.

    Arriving at Devon Sands, it was interesting to see how nice it actually was - certainly a far cry from the caravan parks I visited in my youth.

    We ended the day with fish and chips and getting ourselves settled.
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