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  • Lake Kivu

    8 de novembro de 2019, Ruanda ⋅ ⛅ 24 °C

    To Lake Kivu now, a huge lake which almost completely forms the western border of Rwanda.

    We take a boat ride out on the lake to visit some of the islands. The first we visit is called Monkey Island, so-called because of the solitary Blue-Balled Monkey living on the island. We have no idea how it got there.

    Next up on the island itinerary is named Napoleon Island, after the distinctive hat-shaped hill. They should have called it Bat Island, as it is home to a huge colony of fruit bats. As we walk up the hill, you pass thousands of bats, hanging upside-down in the trees right next to the paths. The views from the top are amazing, and our guide also points out the next island over, which is a prison island for kids who have problems with substance abuse. Exiling them to a prison island- a la Alcatraz- seems a little heavy handed to us.

    On our boat tour is a German girl. We get chatting, and we ask her why she decided to come to Rwanda. She explains that she wanted to come somewhere warm, where she could swim. So, nothing to do with the history, mountains, wildlife or anything like that. Unfortunately for her, all freshwater lakes in Rwanda (and much of East Africa) are said to be infested with Bilharzia, a terrifying parasite that crawls into your skin before colonising most of your body, including the spinal cord and nervous system.

    We decline our guide's offer for us to have a dip.
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  • Birthday Chimps for Katie

    9 de novembro de 2019, Ruanda ⋅ ☁️ 19 °C

    We wake up at around 4am for a Birthday treat for Katie- today we're going to try and see the Chimps in Nyungwe forest in the south of Rwanda.

    Bleary-eyed, we climb into the car for the drive through the park to the meeting point. We only managed to find out where we are meeting yesterday, by calling about 4 different people in the National Parks agency. When we bought our permits online, there was no mention of when or where to actually go to see the Chimps. It basically just said "Chimps". It really feels like Rwanda isn't so geared towards independent tourists.

    We head into the outskirts of the National Park, but we soon get lost, as there aren't many signs, and it's pitch black out. We come across a large group of heavily armed soldiers patrolling the border with Burundi and ask for directions.

    When we finally find the meeting point, we're told that we have to drive another 1h30 in the opposite direction to where the chimps actually are. To do so, we must follow a tour group, whose local driver seems to have a death wish. He drives well over the speed limit, aggressively overtaking every other vehicle, and often on blind corners around the steep hairpin turns that are so common in Rwanda. We have no choice but to keep up, and drive hell for leather to keep up.

    Eventually, we arrive at a spot in the middle of the dense jungle, and we proceed on foot. We navigate a small path through the forest, with the rangers cutting back the overgrown foliage. We've been told not to get our hopes up too much, as the chimps often stay high up in the trees, so we can only spot them from a distance, if at all.

    Not long after we start walking, however, we hear the hoots of the chimpanzees. It builds up to a cacophony of howling and screeching, seemingly from all sides. The forest is full of noise and activity. The sun streams through the leaves into our eyes, temporarily blinding us. The screaming gets louder and louder, echoing from all sides, disorientating us. "Look!" say the rangers "Up in the trees!". And we see them. The forest canopy is busy with primates, both chimpanzees and the smaller owl-faced monkeys.

    The rangers explain that the owl faced monkeys live around the chimps for protection, chimpanzees being the most feared animal in the forest. It's strange to use the term "mutually beneficial relationship" here, as the chimps often turn on the owl-faced monkeys in times of scarcity, and eat them.

    We watch these huge beasts clamber through the trees, when all of a sudden there's a crash behind us. We turn to see a chimp walking through the bush, metres away from us. Then, we hear a rustling behind us, and a small family- mum, dad and baby- descends from the canopy to the forest floor, just in front of us. It's a real treat, and proof that they got the message that it's Katie's birthday, which is nice.

    After saying goodbye to our new primate pals, we head to the other side of the park. We are staying on the top of a tea plantation, with panoramic views over the forest. It's beautiful, and a little odd. The bar area is described as a Karaoke Bar, complete with mini booths for group sing-a-long sessions. However, there is no evidence of microphones, screens, speakers, or anything required for a half-decent Karaoke jam. We settle on a game of Ring-of-Fire, eating pizzas from the giant oven they've built here.
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  • Rwanda to Tanzania

    13 de novembro de 2019, Tanzânia ⋅ ⛅ 5 °C

    The time has come to cross into Tanzania and tick another country off the list.

    There are a couple of methods to get from Rwanda to Tanzania, but, given the distances involved, the sensible option is to fly. We do not take the sensible option. Instead, we opt for a multi-day overland slog through the sparsely populated western-Tanzania.

    To get to the Rwanda/Tanzania border, we take a minibus from Kigali to the border town of Rusumo Falls. There, we find a guesthouse to stay the night before crossing the border in the morning.

    The guesthouse is very basic- it is around the back of a small bar, and the concrete rooms feature an open-plan bedroom/bathroom situation. It's the most basic place we'll stay in, but it's cheap, the owner is friendly (and fluent in English -he studied at the University of Hull), and it's very close to the border. Before we leave, the owner gives us tips on crossing the border, including the advice to watch our pockets on the other side of the border- "Tanzania is not like Rwanda", he says.

    In the morning, we walk the few kilometres across no-mans land between the two countries. It's early morning, but it's already hot, and carrying our bags up the hill is a challenge.

    Martyn and Laura have already booked their visas online, so are able to get into Tanzania in record time. We, however, opt to get them on arrival, which takes considerably longer, not least because we have to pay for them at a bank kiosk which is unmanned.

    And then, once we're through, we get an unexpected stroke of good luck. We had been worried about the bus situation here at the border- some reports suggest that we would have to get a taxi to the nearest city, then get a bus wherever we can. Fortunately, there is a bus waiting to take us to Mwanza, a considerable distance towards our destination of Arusha. After causing a confusing argument between the conductors and the guy who acts as our agent, we're welcomed aboard. It's a big bus and quite comfortable, with loud east-African music videos being played on the TVs.

    We reach Mwanza at night, after crossing a ferry and making up the last few kilometres into town in a minibus (they're called Dalla Dallas here), which is so full that Chris ends up sat on the gearbox, moving every time the driver makes a gear change.

    We get a taxi from the minibus stand to our accommodation for a really low price, without any bargaining. Navigating through the darkness, our driver points out Lake Victoria (which we can't see), and telling us that Mwanza is known as "Rock City!". Because of the geology, not the music scene.

    The next morning, we wake early to catch the 6am bus to Arusha. We don't do much research, and just jump into the first bus we find.

    For a while, it's an uneventful journey, but the landscape is interesting. It's very sparsely populated, and the beige plains are occasionally interrupted by large rock formations that tower over the surrounding country. They look as though they could have inspired Pride Rock. Chris makes a note to look up the geology of the area to learn something more about it, but to date has not done so.

    Then, our of nowhere, the bus violently swerves across the road and back again, leaving the confines of the highway and skidding across the gravel. We safely make it back onto the road, and everyone looks back out of the window to see and large crowd around a girl, who must have been hit by the bus. The driver, after waiting for a couple of seconds, puts the coach into gear and leaves the scene. We're confused as to what's happening, and at the next town, a policeman gets on the bus and instructs the driver to head to the police station, where he's promptly arrested. We learn that, fortunately, the girl had not been seriously injured, as it wasn't a head-on collision. We wait for around an hour for a new driver to arrive to take us the remaining distance.

    Arriving into Arusha, our tour guide, that we've booked the Ngorogoro tour with, picks us up from the bus station and takes us to our comfortable accommodation for a good night's sleep.
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  • Tarangire ft. Dik Dik

    17 de novembro de 2019, Tanzânia ⋅ ☁️ 28 °C

    First of two safaris with Greg’s Adventures. There are quite a few National Parks near Arusha, and today we’re heading to Tarangire. The park is pleasant enough and we see lots of Elephants and Monkeys whilst driving through. Unfortunately for us, this area is infested with Tsetse flies, which are like mosquitos on steroids. The bites genuinely feel like they are taking a chunk out of you, and I swear I feel one biting through my shirt. We spray DEET liberally around the car, but they are determined, and soon enough someone in the car will let out a sharp cry.

    It’s all worth it though for one of the most unexpected animal surprises of the trip. As we turn a corner past a dry riverbed, we come across a tiny little deer, which our driver Solomon introduces to us as the Dik-Dik. It’s a great name for an even greater animal. It is miniature on an inconceivable scale, and one of the cutest things we’ve seen.

    Towards the end of our game drive, we chance across a lion up a tree. It’s quite the sight, and a good surprise since we were told in Uganda that the only Tree-Climbing Lions were to be found in Queen Elizabeth National Park. So either we are not looking at a lion in a tree, or we were DECEIVED.

    Our accommodation for the night is in a campsite set on the side of a hill. It has an infinity swimming pool overlooking Lake Manyana, which would be perfect but for the fact that a colony of bees has set up on the “infinity” side of the pool, and don’t take kindly to being disturbed. It’s still an incredible view, and a nice refreshing way to spend the remainder of the day.
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  • Ngorogoro

    18 de novembro de 2019, Tanzânia ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    Today it's time for a safari that we've been excited about for a while- Ngorogoro Crater. It's the world's largest collapsed volcanic caldera- the floor of the crater stretches across 100 square miles. It's also completely cut off from the outside, creating a Lost World, with one of the highest concentrations of predators in the world. Lion sightings here are almost guaranteed.

    Our charismatic guide, Suleiman, drives 2000ft down from the crater edge down to the caldera floor and start the safari. We see a plethora of zebra, ostrich, buffalo, hippo, and, incredibly, get right up next to a pair of female lions. We find them on a small elevated rock formation, keeping watch over the surrounding area. One is taking a nap, and moves right next to our van, meaning that when we stick our heads out to take a look, she's only a few feet away from our faces. It's intense.

    After a few more hours driving around, spotting more lions and enjoying the incredible views, we head out. And then we stop. There are two rhinos. We excitedly scan the distance for them, but it's only when using binoculars that you're able to see two tiny brownish-grey smudges a good kilometre or so away. It still counts. The next rhino spotting, just a couple of minutes after, is even harder to see. After squinting through the binoculars, we can discern a sort of grey spot next to what might be a tree. "Exactly" confirms Suleiman.

    Greg's brother, Francis, picks us up from Ngorogoro to take us back to Arusha, whilst Martyn and Laura continue their safari to the Serengeti. Francis drives at about a million miles per hour through the dark, blasting out 90s Hip-Hop and encouraging us to buy ciders from the shop. It's a great journey, and we only got pulled over twice!

    Over the next couple of days, we have to wait for Martyn and Laura to catch up. We head to the next city, Moshi, without them. We wait for our travelling partners, and wait for the skies to clear to offer a glimpse of Kilimanjaro. We're not climbing it- it's eye-wateringly expensive- but the views alone are stunning.
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  • Dar Es Salaam

    25 de novembro de 2019, Tanzânia ⋅ ☁️ 32 °C

    To the Capital! We get a bus from Moshi all the way down to Dar Es Salaam without any issues. We arrive in the late evening and head to our accomodation- the Slow Leopard in the upmarket district of Oyster Bay. When we get there, it's busy with revellers, making a strange change from the sleepy backpacker places we've experienced for much of our trip.

    The dorm room is nice and air-conditioned, but the pod system means that we can't hang up mosquito nets. This is a problem, as there are many mosquitos. We're awaken during the night by Martyn shouting "FUCKERS" as he smashes the walls of his pod in a futile attempt to reduce the size of the room's mosquito population.

    We spend the next couple of days wandering around the city. We start with a walking tour, which consists of a presidential compound that we're allowed nowhere near, a fish market that's so smelly we dare not venture near, and a branch of the Hilton which is the only place we can find with air-conditioning. It turns out that Dar is incredibly hot- maybe too hot? So we spend a lot of time indoors cooling off. After some disappointing cocktails at the hotel, we find an Indian restaurant which is incredible (we will end up coming back here a lot).

    That night, we head out on the town with some of the other guests from the hostel, ending up at a terrible nightclub that refuses to play Parte After Parte.
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  • Zanzibar

    28 de novembro de 2019, Tanzânia ⋅ ☁️ 5 °C

    We're off to Zanzibar today, which we are pumped about. Just the name Zanzibar sounds so exotic, one of those places that seems unreachable when you're a kid.

    To get there, we need to take a ferry from Dar. Just getting the tickets is a bit of an adventure, as the ferry terminal is full of touts and scammers. There is one specific office for the Ferry company, but everyone outside tells you that they will sell you tickets. We almost get caught out- we are led into what looks like a proper office- it has computers and a card machine and official-looking signs. We clock onto the scam when we're asked for our passports. We had left them at the hotel and tell them as such. They say that actually, it's not a problem, we don't need passports after all. Laura read about this scam in the guidebook, and drags us out of the shop. We decide to play it safe and book online.

    The next morning, we head to the terminal to pay for and collect our tickets. We're quite hungover after a night on the town, and we rudely wave away all the touts. Feeling decidedly un-British, we collect the tickets from the office, which has no computers, doesn't take card, and makes the scammers look incredibly sophisticated.

    We arrive into Zanzibar mid-Afternoon, and head for Paje, a strip of beach on the eastern side of the island. Unfortunately, the miles of pure white sand we were promised have been taken over by masses of seaweed, rotting in the hot sun. We opt to have cocktails in a beach front bar instead, and talk football with the bar staff. They tell us that there are two big teams in Tanzania- Simba Sports Club and Young Africans. If you're a Man United fan, you're a Simba fan, and if you're a Liverpool fan, you're with the Young Africans. From that moment, we are die hard Young Africans.

    The next couple of days are spent snorkelling and relaxing on the beach. We move to a different resort further north for a change of scenery. It's a little bit more expensive- around $35 per night, but we have a beach to ourselves. It's a nice treat.

    One morning, we head out on the reef at low tide. Dodging sea urchins, we look for starfish, sea sponges and other weird marine life. It's a little disconcerting how our guide just picks up the creatures and hauls them out of the water. At one point, a man dressed as a Maasai Tribesman (Zanzibar locals call them Fake Maasai) is holding about 10 starfish, stacked one on top of the other.

    Next, we head to Stone Town, the capital of Zanzibar and birthplace of Freddie Mercury (there's a pub quiz question for ya!). It's an incredible place, with winding alleys leading to markets and cafes. We spend time getting lost among the souks, mosques and forts.

    There's a dark history to the town- it was one of the most important locations in the Eastern slave trade. Slaves would be brought here from all over Africa before being sent to the Arab world. This continued long after the Atlantic slave-trade had been abolished, and there is evidence that slaves were still brought here at the start of the 20th Century.
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  • Mafia Island

    2 de dezembro de 2019, Tanzânia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    We've been really excited about Mafia Island for a while now, and today, as a little belated birthday treat for Chris, we're heading there.

    To reach the island from Dar Es Salaam there are two options. First, you can catch a bus to a small village a few hours south, then a boat across the ocean. Or, there’s a 30-minute flight. Now, our first instinct was to go with the boat, as we had planned not to fly anywhere in Africa. However, the stories were heard about the boat were more than enough to put us off. People told us of delays and engine problems, of being stuck out in the ocean, of not having any safety measures, of being crammed into a tiny wooden boat with too few lifejackets. Et cetera, et cetera. We decided to take the flight, despite it being more expensive. It was Chris' birthday after all, and not dying at the bottom of the ocean would be his birthday present.

    The flight is an experience in and of itself. We board a tiny plane, reminiscent of a minibus with wings, and Katie is invited to sit in the co-pilots seat. The plane was “open-plan”, meaning that the passengers aren’t separated from the captain and our new co-pilot. After the pilot delivers a short safety demonstration, he turns to Katie, points at the console and says “don’t touch that”. Chris notices Katie’s face being decorated by a look that screamed “now that you’ve told me that I can’t touch anything, I definitely want to touch it”. Luckily, the precious controls remained untouched by Katie’s inexperienced flying hands, and we land safely.

    When we arrive at Afro Beach Bungalows- the premier spot to swim with Whale Sharks- we’re upgraded from our usual camping to a thatched bungalow. Nice. Or maybe not, as during the night, our room is invaded by massive flying cockroaches. We can hear them first, click-clacking their way through the thatched walls, before they drop down with a surprising thud, and make a bee-line straight for our mosquito net. They’re dropping out of the walls and coming into our mosquito net (it’s one of those pointless nets that has an opening at the side), and no matter how many we manage to flick out the door with a flip-flop, they keep coming. We opt resume our camping life, and get in our tent.

    The next morning, we’re off out with the sharks. As usual, we’re told by the crew that sightings aren’t guaranteed, but it’s a good time of year to spot them, as they’re migrating south to escape the northern winter. As we head out to sea, we’re given our briefing. If we see a shark, we should stay in the boat, and one of the crew will lower themselves into the water. If they determine that it’s safe to swim, only then should we enter the water.

    At this point, the excitement is mixed in with fear. Is it dangerous? Could these animals, which can grow up to 18 metres, pose a threat to us tiny humans? We don’t get much time to think dwell on it, as we quickly see a whale shark. The crew shout- with what I would call reckless abandon- “there’s a shark, quickly, jump in!” Without further ado, we’re plunging into the water, in the midst of a quite a few sharks.

    It’s an unparalleled rush. Here we are in the ocean, completely out of our element, swimming around with these huge creatures. Our guide directs us to areas where the sharks will pass by, and we get within metres of them. We’re careful not to make contact, as our touch can wipe of precious mucus from the bodies of the sharks, exposing them to infection. This can be a little tricky, as the Whale Sharks are curious creatures that swim right up to us.

    Another obstacle comes in the form of a blanket of jellyfish, floating just below the surface of the water. Thousands of egg-sized jellies wash over us, bouncing off our faces, falling into our hands and brushing against every inch of our bodies. Luckily, they don’t sting. But it is, frankly, a gross sensation. Larger, more dangerous jellyfish lurk in the depths, but fortunately they are easily avoided.

    At one point, our guide makes a slight misjudgement on the trajectory of a particularly large shark. We end up separated from him by a few metres of open ocean, and the shark turns towards us. It’s heading directly towards us, its huge gaping mouth threatening to suck Chris up. He frantically tries to push Katie out of the way, but that's met with shouts of “I can’t see! I can’t see!”. The shark is swimming closer and closer, and with a last gasp of strength Chris pushes Katie aside and it glides just past us. The guide checks to see if we’re ok, and we just about manage a thumbs-up.
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  • TAZARA Pt. 1: Booking a Ticket

    9 de dezembro de 2019, Tanzânia ⋅ ☁️ 31 °C

    We're crossing from East to Southern Africa today- from Tanzania to Zambia- on one long train journey: The TAZARA Express.

    We've been excited about this for a while, since it's featured in lists of the "best train journeys in the world". It's seems the best way to cross the 2,000 kilometres from Dar Es Salaam to Lusaka.

    So we were disappointed when we failed to get a ticket. When we were back on Mafia Island, we called up the train company to book tickets, and we were told that it books out months in advance, and the only tickets available were for the hard wooden seats. For a 48 hour train ride. The booking agent admitted that those seats probably weren't for us.

    Having to rethink our plans, we booked an expensive flight from Dar to Harare with Air Zimbabwe, and decided to do Zim before Zam. On the way to get the plane, we call up the airport to ask which terminal we need to go to. "What does it say on the ticket?" they ask. "It doesn't", we respond. "Which flight is it?" "The 10pm to Harare," we say. "Well then it's terminal 3" comes the terse response.

    When we reach terminal 3, we're told that the flight has been cancelled, having never left Zimbabwe. We're not quite sure why we weren't told that over the phone. In any case, we're told to come back the following day, and we're given a number to call for updates. The next day, we hang around the hostel until evening, debating whether to head to the airport. Eventually, just before it's time to leave, we get a text: "The flight has been cancelled again". We would later find out that the plane would never depart- though they kept advertising it. We feel bad for the guy who flew from the Comoros and got stranded in Tanzania, being repeatedly told to come back the next day, just for the flight to be cancelled again.

    At a loss for what to do, we decide to take another punt at the train, and ask around the hostel. We're encouraged to go to station to ask again, so sure enough, the next day we head over, not exactly full of confidence.

    At the train station, a huge building on the outskirts of the city, we're told that, in actual fact, there's plenty of room in first class. We end up getting an entire compartment for a fraction of the price of the flight.

    It would be months before we receive a refund from Air Zimbabwe.
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  • TAZARA Pt. 2: The "Express"

    10 de dezembro de 2019, Zâmbia ⋅ 🌧 19 °C

    And so, after much faffing about, we board the train, ready for this 48 hour, 2000 kilometre epic train ride through the heart of Africa. We settle down in our private compartment, and we're soon introduced to our attendant, who services the first class carriages. The meal service is detailed to us. We have the choice of chicken, beef, or fish, and so we opt for a nice chicken lunch, which is pretty tasty. We would end up having for almost every other meal on the journey, completely grinding down our vegetarianism.

    In the evening, we head down to the bar cart, grab some beers, and chat to a pair of Japanese travellers. One of them had been to the same hostel at Lake Bunyonyi and had ordered the infamous Pad Thai. So distressed was she by the quality of it that she went into the kitchen and taught the chefs how to cook it properly.

    At random points through the night, and the following days, the train stops for extended periods. Sometimes these will be at stations, sometimes in the middle of the wilderness, for no obvious reason.

    After a day and a half, in the dead of night, we reach the Zambian border. The customs guards come in and issue our visas. After that, a money changer comes in to change our money. We had tried to change in Dar Es Salaam, but nowhere dealt in Zambian Kwacha, so this guy is our only hope, and he knows it. His rate is eye-wateringly bad, so we just change the bare minimum to afford the last few train drinks and meals.

    After 48 hours, the train still hasn't arrived, and we're starting to get a bit restless. Not only that, but Katie is starting to get a bit sick. Fortunately, the compartment next to us is occupied by a Zambian doctor, and she advises us to go to hospital when we arrive. Fortunately, it doesn't turn out to be anything too serious.

    As the journey stretches endlessly onward, the bar starts running out of cold drinks, then we start running out of water. The taps turn off. At one point, someone starts banging on the door of our carriage's toilet, telling the occupier to stop using the water for bathing. Sure enough, we find out that someone has used all the water, which is also used to flush the squat toilet. Tempers are starting to fray.

    Very early the next morning, a full 63 hours after we had left Dar Es Salaam, we reach our destination- New Kapiri Mposhi. Which is not Lusaka. We have to then split a taxi to take us the remaining 200 kilometres to Lusaka. Three hours later, after a mammoth journey across Africa, we've arrived. It's been exhausting, but an adventure in itself. We've crossed 2,000 km across this continent, and we're ready to start exploring southern Africa.
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  • Victoria Falls

    18 de dezembro de 2019, Zimbábue ⋅ ☀️ 32 °C

    Chris' family has arrived into Victoria Falls, ahead of our tour around Botswana and a tiny bit of Namibia.

    Today, we head to the Falls themselves. When Chris' parents, David and Clare, were here 30 years ago, there was little tourist infrastructure. You could just walk right up the Falls, with no barriers or anything.

    Things are different now. Nowadays, you have to pay USD35 to get near the waterfall, which just seems outrageously expensive for a natural wonder. We pay up though, since it would be silly not to see the big waterfall if you're in Vic Falls.

    Ahead of us in the queue for the tickets, an elderly American traveller is trying to work out the payment system. Since Zimbabwe doesn't have a currency that foreigners can use, most transactions are made in US Dollars. But! The ticket office won't give change. The man therefore has to barter for his ticket. After a lot of back-and-forth, the guy pays for his ticket with a mixture of USD and Botswana Pula. He also gets 3 bottles of Coca Cola in place of change.

    In truth, we were a little nervous about the state of Victoria Falls. The media in the UK had reported that there was no water, that the falls were dry. BBC news footage showed videos of the waterfalls with zero water running over it. On the way across to the falls from the Zambian side, we saw rivers that were bone-dry. Had we come all this way, and paid 35 bucks each, to see bare rock faces?

    We needn't have worried. The falls were thundering. The cascade was so intense that at one point we sheltered behind a rock, thinking it was raining. We hid for a good few minutes before we ventured out and realised it was just the spray from the falls. The sheer power of the water is unfathomable- and this was the dry season.

    Most of the fences stopping you from dropping into the Falls are just prickly thorn branches, twisted into the shape of a fence. At one section, however, there is no fence, and it's possible to lean out over the edge and look into the raging water below. It's a rush.

    The next day, we decided to drop into the Falls. To do so, we signed up for the Gorge Swing- a cross between a bungee and a giant swing set. There's a terrifying 70m drop into the falls, before you're caught by the swing and thrown across the river. It is pure adrenaline, and the views from the bottom of the swing are outstanding.
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  • Elephant Sands

    19 de dezembro de 2019, Botsuana ⋅ ☀️ 34 °C

    It's the first day of our organised tour through Botswana. We're in a minibus with six others, who are great fun. The tour leader, a young guy from near Johannesburg, is not so much fun. Katie distrusts him straight away, whilst Chris tries to give him the benefit of the doubt. In time, Katie's instincts would prove true. But more on that later.

    Today, we're heading out of Zimbabwe to a lodge in Botswana called Elephant Sands. It's an incredible place: it is built around a watering hole, where herds of elephants come to drink. A small series of spikes separates them from the bar area, but the rest of the property is spread about, with no barriers to stop the lumbering giants from walking where they please. It means that sometimes, you're forced to stop and give way to a 6 ton elephant.

    The rooms have lots of windows, and are designed so that the bathrooms look out across the grazing area. Chris was able to do a number 2 whilst watching an elephant a few metres away.

    To be honest, it's quite refreshing to be able to stay in nice places and rooms like this. If we were still on our backpacking budget, we probably wouldn't have come to a place like this, and we would have missed out on this incredible opportunity.

    With that though, we go to sleep, drifting off to the sound of giant footsteps outside.
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  • Okavango Delta Makoros

    22 de dezembro de 2019, Botsuana ⋅ ⛅ 34 °C

    Another day another safari. This time we're guided through the Okavango Delta on makoros- traditional canoes. They're sort of a African gondola, with the guide pushing the boat along using a long pole. They don't sing in a stereo typically Italian manner, though.

    The delta is a huge wetland area home to a huge array of wildlife. As we glide along the still waters, we spot hippos bobbing just above the water, silently gazing at us. At one point, the guides worry that we are getting too close to the huge beasts and steer the boats to a shallower part, where we seem to float on the reeds. It must take a huge amount of strength to push us across it.

    We navigate our way through the small channels of the delta, formed by the hippos pushing through the reeds to make little roads. Arriving at a large island in the delta, we have a spot of brunch, before setting out on a game walk. Since it is wet season, the animals have plenty of hiding spots in and amongst the bushes, so we don't see a lot of game. It is pretty exciting, though, to be walking in the wild African bush, home to cheetahs and lions and all manner of wild beasts. Our guide points out lion tracks in the sand, but by the time Chris (at the back of the line) reaches them, they look more like adidas tracks.

    As we make our way back to the boats, the guides suddenly change direction and decide to take a shortcut, through some bushes. Because the bush can be home to dangerous animals, one of the guides goes in first, and disappears into the foliage, reappearing a few moments later to give the all clear. I really have no idea what an unarmed guide would do if he found a lion.

    We go through into a small clearing, and the ground start shaking. We stop, as the bush starts to sway and a low rumble turns into a thunderous racket. A herd of buffalo is stampeding just metres away, separated by an impenetrable line of trees. It's pretty frightening, especially as we been told before that the buffalo are the most dangerous safari animal. Luckily, they charge off in the other direction and we're able to make our way out of the bush unscathed.
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  • Ngepi Camp

    23 de dezembro de 2019, Namíbia ⋅ ⛅ 31 °C

    Today we’re leaving Botswana for a brief visit to Namibia.

    To get there, we have to get back on the ferry to cross the Okavango delta again. We are expecting a much shorter queue than before, and our hubris is punished by a huge queue, and a ferry that breaks down after a couple of crossings. The main ferry is replaced by a tiny boat, which can only carry two cars at a time. The crossings take over 40 minutes, and there at least 30 cars in the queue, so this will take a while. When we realise that this will make us miss our only proper day in Namibia, we decide to cross the ferry on foot, and have our amazingly patient driver wait in the queue and follow us later.

    After crossing the delta (passing a solitary hippo), we grab taxis to the border, where a 4x4 picks us up to take us to Ngepi Camp. This is an incredible place, sprawled out along the river. We are staying in little treehouses, built directly on the banks of the river. They have no walls, and everything is completely open plan- the only thing separating us from the hippos and crocs is a mosquito net, and there is nothing to separate them from the toilet...

    The camp has an amazing swimming pool, which is just a cage built into the croc- and hippo-infested river. Whilst we are swimming, we spot hippos a couple of hundred metres upstream. I can’t think of anywhere else in the world like it.

    After a few beers (and a terrible shot) in the lively bar, we head back in the pitch dark to our treehouse. As we approach, we hear a large rustling in the bush directly next to us- almost certainly a hippo- and, hearts in mouths, we scramble into bed. After an nervous (but in a fun way!) night’s sleep, we awake early to the sound of a crocodile splashing it’s way into the river a few feet away from us. Being in bed, it’s a comfortable way to experience heart-pounding terror.
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  • Christmas in Chobe

    25 de dezembro de 2019, Botsuana ⋅ ☀️ 35 °C

    Santa Clause has come to Botswana, and his first gift is an early wake-up, so that we can catch a morning game drive in Chobe National Park, one of the jewels in the African Safari crown.

    We catch some good animal sightings here: early on, a hippo crosses in front of our vehicle on it’s way down into the river. We see some adorable newborn baby baboons (babyoons?); some giraffe with distinctive, darker spots, and finally, as we are leaving the park, a female lion lazing in the bush. No matter how many lions we see, there’s still the undeniable thrill of seeing one of the world’s deadliest predators up close and personal.

    After the safari, we hang out at the lodge until it is time to go on a sunset boat safari on the Chobe river. We see a good number of Elephants (I refuse to call them Ellies) crossing the water, we see crocodiles basking on the water’s edge, and we accidentally slam into a hippo, which causes our large boat to lurch violently. As the captain nonchalantly leaves without checking on the health of the hippo, we hope for the best.

    After a traditional African Christmas dinner of pizzas and schitnzels, our tour leader (a white South African) launches into a highly awkward drunken rant about how there is a white genocide in South Africa, that all black South Africans are lazy and that Malawians are preferred as they work hard for cheaper, and that Nelson Mandela was nothing but a terrorist. It makes us extremely uncomfortable, but what can we say? We can’t call him out on his incredibly racist views, as he’s still our tour leader for another day, and we need him to escort us back. However, given how drunk he seems, he probably didn’t remember it. We make our excuses and head to bed.
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  • Boxing Day Boma

    26 de dezembro de 2019, Zimbábue ⋅ ☁️ 36 °C

    Back to Victoria Falls. But not before a slightly hectic border crossing back into Zimbabwe, where we need to buy another KAZA Univisa.

    Today we’re saying goodbye to our tour group friends, who are either heading onto South Africa or back home.

    After saying our first round of goodbyes in the morning, we laze around the pool. In the evening, we head to the Boma, a for a night of food and music. The place is decked out like an African dream- there are large thatched roofs, there’s brightly coloured fabrics, dancers, drumming, animals revolving on massive spits, and plenty of other traditional foods, including the Mopani Worm, which is a worm about 3cm long and is quite gritty.

    We have our fortunes told by the fortune teller, who predicts that KT will never divorce, and will have twins. He tells Chris that he will make lots of money with a successful business venture. Chris asks him if Liverpool will win the league, but the question is met by a blank face- either he doesn’t understand the question, or his mystic powers don’t stretch so far.

    After dinner, we are all given a drum, and we follow simple instructions to create a raucous rhythm, which tranforms into a huge dance-off in the centre. It’s really great fun, and it’s impossible not to get swept up in it.
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  • Train to Bulawayo

    28 de dezembro de 2019, Zimbábue ⋅ ☁️ 22 °C

    We're leaving Victoria Falls today, heading to the old colonial town of Bulawayo. To get there, we opt for the overnight train.

    At the train station, there's a bit of confusion, as we are quoted 90 dollars each. We were expecting it to be 10 dollars each, so we are shocked. Unfortunately, we're locked into this plan now, and we rush around to source some extra dollars. With a grimace, we reluctantly hand over 180 USD. The ticket officer peels off 20 bucks. It turns out the ticket price was in Zimbabwean Dollars (the so-called Bond Notes), and the rate is about 9:1. Since Vic Falls is a tourist town, we haven't had to use Zimbabwean Dollars yet.

    So we turn to our next task: finding Zim Dollars. These are difficult to come by. Since the catastrophic inflation under the Mugabe years, the Zimbabwean government has issued a new currency, which is very tightly controlled. In order to avoid inflation, the government simply doesn't print enough money. It is also impossible to draw money with a foreign bank card. I assume that this is because it is not an internationally recognised currency.

    We ask our regular taxi driver, Clifford, where we can get some, and it turns out that he knows someone who can change the money. We like Clifford, but given the scarcity of moeny, we're worried that we're going to get ripped off on the exchange rate, as we have been at all the border crossing so far. Our concerns weren't justified though, as his brother gives us an extremely generous 16:1 conversion. 50 USD gets us 800 Zim Dollars. a new problem: Zimbabwean money only comes in 2 and 5 Dollar notes. This means we end up with a huge stack of notes.

    After stocking up on water and snacks at the supermarket (where we see someone buy 100 packs of peanuts and nothing else), we head for the train. The carriages are decked out with Rhodesian Railway logos. This was the old colonial railway company, which existed until 1980. It seems that the rest of the train hasn't been updated in the last 40 years, either.

    We settle into our sleeping cabin, and prepare for the journey. It's scheduled to take 12 hours, bringing us into Bulawayo at 7am. As we depart Vic Falls, we see elephants grazing in the bush near the railway tracks. We crack open a bottle of wine and enjoy the sunset. Unfortunately, after the sun sets, we discover that there is no electricity on the train. This means no lights, and no fan. And it's very hot.

    After splittling a bottle of wine, we sleep well enough, and wake up the next morning before 7. 7 comes and goes, but we're stilling pressing on. The hours fly by, and we still don't arrive into Bulawayo. We tuck into our snacks at lunchtime and patiently wait for the train to arrive. Finally, at 6pm, we pull into Bulawayo station, 11 hours behind schedule. At least our Zambian train ride had prepared us for that.

    In the evening, we head to the Bulawayo Club for tea. It's an old colonial club that now, since the fall of the colonial regime, allows guests. It's a strange place- all mahogany wood panels, big fireplaces, hunting trophies and betting books that go back over a century. And it's completely empty. We have the place to ourselves and have quite a nice tea. Given that this is Zimbabwe, a fancy meal at this very fancy place cost us less than a tenner. It's surreal.
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  • 2020

    1 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ ☁️ 25 °C

    The year is 2020.

    Awaking from deep sleep in the Eastern Highlands of Zimbabwe, our heroes PICKLES and KT have MONSTROUS HANGOVERS. Their only mission? Survival.

    So far on the trip, we’ve been good at avoiding giant hangovers, just on the basis that they effectively rob you of a day’s travelling (and, when you’re on the road, it isn’t as easy to order a greasy Domino’s and watch Netflix). However, New Year’s feels like a free pass for a hangover, even though it still feels like hell. Especially in a small tent in tropical Africa.

    To ease our hangovers, we walk slightly into the jungle, where a waterfall has created a plunge pool. Here we find another of those almost fictional swimming holes, as if from some idyllic depiction of the rainforest. The water is the perfect temperature for refreshment, and we can feel our hangovers wash away, out into the dense jungle. Good riddance.

    The rest of the day is spent lounging around the lodge, taking in the incredible views (which, predictably, don’t translate to photographs) and enjoying another gourmet meal, before watching the Premier League (this is Africa, after all). When we retire to the tent, the gentle gushing of the river ferries us gently to the land of nod.

    Here’s to another decade of adventures.
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  • Nyanga to Chimanimani

    2 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ 🌧 23 °C

    Woke up hangry in our hot tent and quickly got to work on taking it down. This was quite the surprise for the golfers on the course above us who had not seen us in our perfectly concealed army-green tent by the river.

    After managing to lug our big bags and camping gear up the golf course to the lodge, we drank our coffees and settled our rather large bill with the lodge. Thankfully our nights camping brought the cost down quite substantially, but I can’t say we stuck to our backpackers budget.

    Hangry, we scarfed down a bunch of bananas in the car and decided to hit the road. This didn’t come without challenge however, as we were running low on fuel and there was no petrol station in sight until the next town, Mutare. Thankfully, the managers of the lodge supplied us with a receipt to get 20 litres of gas down at the local tea plantation. Upon arrival we showed our receipt to the security guard who looked at it strangely but allowed us to go through the gate down to the pump.

    Unsurprisingly, the mechanics were experiencing issues with the pump, which seemed to be the ongoing theme of our Zimbabwe travels. We were told to wait 20 minutes and parked up in front of the garage where we were obviously in the way of the other workers. Finally, we were waved over and given the go ahead to collect our fuel. Without it we definitely would have run dry and been stuck on the side of the road.

    Fuelled up, we started on our way towards Mutare through the tea plantation. The road wasn’t easy to navigate with the never-ending pot holes. But we’ve become pretty used to the “African Massage” these days.

    Once in Mutare we filled up our tank which was surprisingly easy to do as we only had to visit three petrol stations this time before finding one with fuel! Still hangry we then decided it was time to fill our stomachs with delicious peri peri chicken from the local Portuguese Recreation Club; a hall filled with tables and chairs decorated in the finest Christmas tinsel. After drinking our 2 cokes with the waiter pushing for a third and failing to finish our plate full of chicken, we said our goodbyes to this funny little hall and set out for our final destination of the day, Chimanimani.

    Chimanimani was left devastated by the cyclone of 2018. The aftermath of its destruction can still be seen while driving into this lovely little town. With most of its streets and bridges being wiped out and yet to be rebuilt, it took us a little bit longer to get to our accommodation of the evening: Heaven Lodge.

    Nestled into the hill side, Heaven Lodge’s name seems quite suiting as it overlooks the Chimanimani Mountains. It helped that we were also greeted by a tiny kitten who quickly learned that one cannot walk through a window, no matter how cute you may be.

    We finished the day by setting up camp and watching the sunset fall over mountains. With only three options available for dinner, we chose to eat the chicken as we didn’t have quite enough already that day.
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  • Chimanimani Mountain Hiker

    3 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ ☁️ 27 °C

    Noah, our walking guide picked us up at 8, still (or freshly) smelling faintly of jazz cigarettes. We stop at the market to pick up supplies. Noah then takes most of the 150 Bond ($10) we advanced him, and disappears into the back of the market to pick up more “supplies”.

    The road to the start of the national park cannot be called a road any longer. It was washed away by the cyclone, and there is now just an alarmingly steep dirt road, covered with loose stones and boulders. The bridge over the river was also washed away, and has been replaced by hundreds of big stones fording the river. We slip, slide and get stuck even in our large 4x4.

    On the road, Noah tells us about the farmer who used to own the entire valley leading up to the national park. The farmer was incredibly successful, and once produced a single coffee harvest that sold for $5 million. He was so popular that he was convinced by the town to run as an MP, which he finally did, representing ZANU PF. However, when he was elected, he turned against ZANU PF, and switched to the opposition, MDC. This did not go down well with Mugabe and the ZANU PF, which started a campaign of intimidation against Chimanimani, and the MP himself. Eventually, the MP was forced from office, and his farm was invaded by the War Veterans- soldiers who had fought in the independence war who were loyal to Mugabe. The farm went from producing lucrative cash crops, to subsistence farming. The coffee processing machinery was apparently turned into a chicken coup. The MP, and his wife, later perished in a plane crash.

    We start the hike around 9.30am, and it is already hot. The start of the journey is not so much a hike but a rock climb, as we scrambled over large granite boulders in between small passes. Without a guide, it would have been impossible to know which boulders we had to climb in order to stay on track. This wasn’t helped by the fact that the cyclone had washed away the paths, and had carved huge scars through the hills.

    At the top, we entered an area called “Paradise”, which is overlooked by a little mountain hut. Usually, this is staffed, but Noah tells us that the ranger usually just hangs out at the border, where he can make a bit more money, and chat to the border police.

    On the drive back from the hike, we come across a little hatchback trying to make its way across the stones in the river. It is clearly stuck, but the driver will not give up, until he revs so hard that smoke billows from his front tyres. He gave up, and dropped off his passengers (a mother with newly born twins) at the bottom of the hill. Noah tries to convince him to pull to the side so we can pass, but the young driver is determined to reverse back over the ford and up the other side. However, on the way back, the car gets stuck on a large rock, and the front bumper rips away from the body, left hanging by a thread. We get out and manage to push the car back up the hill, and we’re able to get back on the road, to get some well earned rest at Heaven Lodge.
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  • Masvingo- Great Zimbabwe

    4 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    Today, we made the journey from Chimanimani to Masvingo to see the ruins of Great Zimbabwe. Before we start the journey, we must source fuel, which as we know, isn’t the easiest task in Zimbabwe. We headed to the local fuel pump, which is out of fuel. However, the attendants helpfully point to their mate, who opens the boot of his car to reveal a stash of jerry cans. Nothing shady about that. We buy 15 litres of unknown-quality-fuel, which should be enough to get us a good way to Masvingo, but hopefully not so much as to ruin the engine.

    Along the way, we came across a Flo Petroleum in a random town, which took USD. I ask him to fill up the tank, which entails him jumping up and down on the side of the car, in order to rock it back and forth, filling the tank to the absolute brim.

    We arrived at Great Zimbabwe and headed through to the campsite, where a wedding was taking place. I feel bad about driving through the wedding, but the employees at Great Zimbabwe laughed off my concerns. Maybe it’s just my Britishness.

    When we asked for a camping space at the campsite, the employee leaves, and returns a few minutes later to say that there is no water. When we say that we can manage without, she very reluctantly reaches for her phone to call the manager. After awkwardly watching her reluctantly press a button on her phone every few seconds, we ask about camping at the Great Zimbabwe Hotel. Her eyes light up, and we are directed back there.

    At the Hotel, the camping is $20 per person per night, with the hotel’s tents. Somewhat bizarrely, there is no discount for our own tent.

    Camping sorted, we head over to explore the ruins. Despite it being past 4pm, it is still a blazing 38 degrees C, and much to our chagrin, the royal enclosure is on the top of a huge granite outcrop- the walk up to the top and back down does not do Katie’s blisters any favours. Still, the history of the place, and the landscape, made it all worth it.
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  • Masvingo to Harare

    5 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    Today we left the Great Zimbabwe Hotel. Before leaving, we ask how much breakfast is, and were quoted USD26 per person. We politely declined, and picked up a steak pie from Baker’s Inn in Masvingo. Our vegetarian creds continue to decrease by the day.

    We managed to get some petrol at a normal petrol station which was a pleasant surprise. However, when we were filling up, a gigantic queue of cars started entering to the other pump. It seems that our USD allowed us to skip the big queue.

    The road from Masvingo to Harare is maybe the worst main road we have used. Giant potholes arrive out of nowhere, and always seem to crop up when a large bus is coming in the opposite lane, and we have no choice but to take the hit and pray for our tyres. At one point, the road ends, and a gravelly, dusty track takes over. However, this doesn’t stop people from using it as a two lane highway, which kicked up a huge dust cloud, and sent a rock directly at our windscreen, creating a little chip- we fear for our security deposit.

    We arrived at Small World Lodge around 2pm, and enquire about camping. We can camp next to the car park, the swimming pool, or next to the tables where people are sitting and chatting. We opt for the car park.

    Played some beer pong (with bottlecaps) with some overlanders who have done a similar route to us (from Nairobi), and we compare travel stories. We met the most charming Irishman, who had been travelling overland with the group since the start (and told us about this app!) and the most smiley British gent who had just joined the group that day.

    Above the bar is a Sam Smith’s mirror advertising OBB, but unfortunately, all they have is Golden Pilsener.
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  • Harare

    6 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    Today, we got up when the heat in the tent became in too hot (an ongoing theme of African camping). Breakfast options at the hostel were either an english breakfast without eggs, or yoghurt and raisins for $7... Instead we opted for Pariah State at the Avondale.

    Went to the Avondale flea market to pick up a football shirt- Harare Dynamos (“The Glamour Boys”)- and a strong contender for the worst shirt ever (bright blue with hamburgers).

    On the way back, we see the headlines from the local newspapers outside a petrol station. The H-Metro runs a story about someone drowning, mermaids suspected.

    Having to wing it in regards to the fuel situation yet again. The hostel staff will try to sort it out for $1.30 per litre, not sure where the source is.
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  • Leaving Harare

    7 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ ⛅ 25 °C

    Woke up early to sort the car out before returning it. We drove around the neighbourhood trying to find fuel at the petrol stations. They’re all empty, and at the last one we visit, the attendant informs us that there is no petrol in the whole of Harare. Another staff member at the hostel has a contact, who we could call, and offer to buy him a drink in exchange for petrol.

    Eventually the woman from the car hire company came to collect the car, and just takes the cost of fuel from our deposit, no dramas after all.

    When we headed back into town for breakfast, we see a giant queue of cars, snaking its way around the neighbourhood. They are queuing for Engen, which must just have received a shipment of fuel.

    In the evening, we boarded the overnight bus from Harare to Vic Falls. It is maybe one of the worst bus seats I have sat in so far- no seatbelt, broken armrest, it’s stuck in the reclined position and the window keeps opening until I tie it closed with a shoelace.
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  • Victoria Falls to Livingstone

    8 de janeiro de 2020, Zimbábue ⋅ ☁️ 22 °C

    We arrived into Victoria Falls slightly early, but the ever reliable Clifford was already waiting for us, so we could confidently navigate the throngs of taxi drivers who block the exit of the bus.

    Clifford dropped us at the border just as the sun started to rise, and we opt to walk across the bridge separating the two countries. The road just over from the Zimbabwean side of the border is flanked by trucks, the first of which was being invaded by a baboon just as we approach it. I lean around the truck to inform the driver “There’s a baboon in your truck”, to which he angrily shouts to his mate, who is sleeping soundly in the truck instead of keeping away baboons. The cheeky monkey is able to escape with an entire loaf of bread.

    As we cross the bridge, it seems to us that the water levels have risen even in the couple of weeks that we’ve been gone. On the Zambian side, the rivers that ran bare when we first crossed the border are now full of water. The spray from the falls rose up into the sky and fell like rain into the potholes, even so far as the Zimbabwean border post.

    Tired from the bus journey, the rest of our day was a lazy, uneventful one, though we did have a tasty tea of Sadza (what they call Ugali in this part of the world), beans and greens.
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