• Jarrod Dietz
Oct – Dec 2023

Africa

A 67-day adventure by Jarrod Read more
  • Trip start
    October 10, 2023

    Marina

    October 11, 2023 in the United Arab Emirates ⋅ ☀️ 36 °C

    Due to the considerable heat in Dubai and my energy and social battery levels being at an all-time low, I did very little in the mornings. This continued for my trip in Dubai. In fact, this morning, like all others to follow, simply involved talking to friends, catching up on journals, and trying to organise myself for my Africa trip. This was particularly true today as I slept as long as possible and began to scour the Africa itinerary searching for important details I may be missing. In the end, I lounged around until late afternoon when I figured I may be able to find a nice sunset over the Nearby Dubai beaches. Despite staying in a hostel, the area of Dubai was quite high-end and included a nice beach walk. I started here and caught a brief glimpse of the sunset before continuing along the beach. Eventually, though, this transitioned into the dubai marina. This is a major tourist attraction, due to the nice bars and restaurants that flood the marina, with nice yachts and boats offering rides and trips. I walked here for quite a few kms, as it is massive, before looping around and heading back to the hostel for bed. Dinner tonight was KFC as it was actually quite cheap and on my way home. The last photo is the view from my bed within the hostel. Which is very good because I would spend a lot of my time here.Read more

  • Dubai Burj Khalifa

    October 12, 2023 in the United Arab Emirates ⋅ ☀️ 36 °C

    After a slack morning and a nice sleep in, i headed toward the old town of Dubai at about 2pm. This was a unique experience and not something I expected to find in Dubai. Although I enjoyed a slightly different experience in Dubai, I couldn't help but feel as though this was slightly put on. Something about it didn't feel particularly legit. A lot of the buildings were in perfect condition, with little artefacts sprinkled about (like mule carts), that kind of made it feel tacky and fake. I'm unsure if that's true, but that's kind of how it felt. Regardless, it was cool to walk through, though some of the salesmen were a bit pushy and, somehow, I was talked into overpaying for some tea. I felt like a fuckwit. Although I was just keen to walk around, the people just keep convincing you to come into their store and then harassing you. I just wanted to look, but that's not an option to them. When you walk away the price drops significantly. The bartering capacity is reflected by a man being talked down from 480 Durham's to 70 for a scarf. I still didn't take it. Some other stores were quite cool, selling cool and interesting artefacts and figures but I was done with shopping after my stupid tea purchase. I went to the Dubai museum but that was closed. I was also keen to see the global village but this is also closed in Dubai at the moment. After a bit more wandering, I headed back to the train station to go to the Dubai Frame.

    Another thing worth mentioning is the transport system in Dubai. Dubai hugs the coast, and as a result, there is a simple train system that follows the 14-lane highway that the city seems to emerge from. It hurts to see a city built so heavily around cars, but that's the world we live in now. It does mean that the public transport systems can mirror the highway and provide access across the city relatively quickly and easily. That being said, it is a massive and hot city, so any bit of walking you have to do, sucks a lot.

    Getting to the Dubai Frame is quite easy however, and I arrived maybe 15 mins later. The trains run every few minutes. This was a cool experience as it is a huge monument that stands out from miles away. The purpose of it? Tourism I guess as it is simply a viewing point of the city. I decided it would be sufficient to see the building as the view. I walked through the park that is shadows and enjoyed the view of the monument. It wasn't incredibly expensive for Dubai standards but I wasn't overly excited to pay money for the view. In the end, the best view I got of the city was the Uber to my accommodation from the airport. Dubai at night is truly the personification of human' domination of mother nature. A landscape that should be little more than desert has found a way to become the most awe-inspiring collection of lights and buildings. I had very little desire to see New York in my life, and I still don't. But the appeal of the city of lights makes more sense to me now. Dubai was colourful, joyful, magnificent, and truly one of humans' most remarkable achievements. I would always choose Dubai over New York for a few very clear and obvious reasons that anyone should consider before choosing New York. Safety. I would regularly see people leaving cars running while they would disappear for 10/15 minutes, leave macbooks in public places, and even wallets in open top cars. I was shocked how this was possible. Secondly, cleanliness. The condition of the streets and pathways was always immaculate. The amount of public servants paid to clean every part of the city was astonishing, and it's reflected in how clean it is. Third, Plazas. They have built the city revolving around the plazas that each block contains. 5 or 6 skyscrapers would occupy each block of land. But in between, there would be social areas with places for kids to play, pools, barbers, restaurants, and more. It doesn't mean that it is a city that caters to a suburban lifestyle, but it does a fairly good job of maintaining social connections amongst the citizens, and it was nice to see people using it every afternoon. Planning. The city is incredibly well planned and funded, so getting around is easy and efficient. This doesn't even mention the streets have character that I'm not sure you get in New York. The streets that surround major tourist attractions are not boring, which is something I never thought I'd say. But with starlit trees, sports cars, skyscrapers in the background, and unique parks and artefacts around it really creates a unique experience I don't think you'd get in New York. Finally, culture. Many may not like the Islamic beliefs or norms, but I think it makes the people and city beautiful. There are parts of the city that the religion really brings to life. Whether through the Mosques or prayer rooms. The people are incredibly friendly and love to talk to you.

    After the Dubai Frrame, I went to the encapsulation of Dubai itself, the Burj Khalifa. The first feeling when you look up at it is incredible. It really does take your breath away. It just goes up and up and up, towering over all the other enourmas skyscrapers. After some time pondering the scale of the building, I figured I'd head inside the Dubai mall and try to find the fountains that only improve the view of the building. The problem is that I did not take the walkway from the train station, and because of this, I entered from the road, nothing made sense in the shopping centre. I spent about half an hour walking around and simply could not find my way to the Fountain. I was quite tired and desperate to get home and have something to eat, as I had no eaten all day. But even finding the exit took me about half an hour, and I was very done by this point, and I just wanted to go home. Although I got a good tour of part of the shopping centre I was mostly keen to see bed. Eventually, I found the exit and made my way to the train station, and eventually home. Tonight, dinner was maccas as it was once again affordable, quick, and easy. Tomorrow, I was sure to provide myself enough food to fuel a biggish day and not tire out.
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  • Jarrod vs Mall Round 2

    October 13, 2023 in the United Arab Emirates ⋅ ☀️ 36 °C

    All that I had planned for today was to go back to the Dubai mall to purchase some necessities for my trip to Africa as well as see the Fountain display in front of the Burj Khalifa. Yesterday I thought the Dubai mall was big, today I could not believe how long I spent walking around. I did not even enter many stores and honestly walked for hours on end, trying to see it all. I started in the Chinatown section, which was really cool, and had some great food for quite cheap. I then visited the ice rink they had inside before heading to the Fountain display. I timed it perfectly to see the show, and it was quite incredible. Especially with how they light up the Burj Khalifa to add to the experience. I then went toward the Souk Al Bahar Dubaï Mall, which had a really cool and incredibly expensive food court thing. I would have loved to try some, but it was like 30 aud for a single bao bun. It's not worth sticking around too long. After some more wandering around the outside of the shopping centre, I decided it was time to head home. I didn't have a lot of luck getting what I needed for my Africa tour, meaning I had one more day to find the necessities. But that would be tomorrow's problem.Read more

  • Africa Preparations

    October 14, 2023 in the United Arab Emirates ⋅ ☀️ 36 °C

    My day started even later than others, and it was basically late afternoon before I even decided to head out. I started the day with a call to the folks to catch them up on all my travels as well as get a haircut that I was desperate for. Both of these went well, so I relaxed a bit more before going into town. All I had to do was go to an adventure store for a sleeping bag. The first one I went to I had no luck, so I had to go to another shopping centre, that was not easy to get through. I didn't want to buy an uber so I got off at the closest train station and began the 40minute work. The scale of my poverty was reinforced as I was forced to walk past cars worth, quite literally hundreds of thousands of dollars. Tesla Lamborghini, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Mercedes, Lotus, McLaren, all of the incredibly expensive car brands. I would WALK for 40 minutes past some of the nicest and fastest street cars in production. Quite a grim reminder of how poor I am. Eventually, though, I arrived to pay $100 aud for a very basic sleeping bag before quickly leaving again to head home. I hadn't done much today but energy levels were once again low and I didn't want to push myself before my tour. I walked back past the expensive cars, got on the train and went to bed. Simple day today. I didn't even take too many pictures of the cars because it was too depressing.Read more

  • Goodbye Dubai

    October 15, 2023 in the United Arab Emirates ⋅ ☀️ 35 °C

    Today was a travel day and as such I got an early morning uber to the airport, checked in, waited for my flight, got on my flight, landed in Nairobi, got to my accommodation and slept. I had a very nice hotel for the first time in a while as it was organised by the tour, and I just wanted to sleep in bed as soon as possible. I had an early night as the morning would be quite early for our departure meeting and the beginning of my month long Africa safari.

    I didn't take many photos but enjoy the museum of the future as I headed to the airport.
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  • Nairobi

    October 16, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ☁️ 26 °C

    Although I arrived yesterday, I did very little in Nairobi as the first day of the tour would be allowing us time to experience the capital city of Kenya before we move on to the wilderness. The day kicked off with an early morning meeting with our guide Joe and two others before we went to pick up the rest of the crew and become familiar with the big yellow bus that would be home for the next month. There was a crew of 14, much less than can normally fit. Once everyone was on board, we got our first proper debrief of the tour and what to expect. Joe went through the different duties that we would be responsible for as well as any rules of the bus. The standard stuff. We then got straight into the tour by going to the Giraffe sanctuary. This was really cool and informative about the sanctuary, the giraffes, and conservation efforts. We spent some time here before heading to a bead museum where we were welcomed with an amazing song by the girls before being walked through the processes involved in making the beads. We then head outside of town slightly to our first camping site. We arrived early to ensure we had enough time to get used to our new roles and responsibilities while also ensuring we had enough time to be able to enjoy a beer at the end of the day. Tomorrow, though, our safari really started, and we would head to Maasai Mara.Read more

  • Rift Valley

    October 17, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    We woke up after our first night camping, having had a pretty rough night. Though, this is somewhat expected the first night as we adjust to life in the wild. We packed up our stuff, once again having to learn how to take down the tents effectively and pack up the big truck. After this, we got on the road to head toward a viewpoint at Rift Valley. This was an incredible view over the area that the Maasai Mara occupy and spans through Tanzania and Kenya. It is incredible to see. After this, though, we headed toward our camp in which the Maasai would be accommodating us. They started by welcoming us with a ritualistic dance and song. Interestingly, the Maasai do not use instruments for songs and instead just use their voices. This is really cool given how rhythmic and fun they are, as well as how long their culture has existed. After this, we organised ourselves and our tents before going to meet the Maasai people in their settlement. This was really cool as along the walk, the Maasai people were teaching us about their routines and day to day life. They explained the processes that the young men have to go through to become a warrior and a man. This mostly involves going out and living in the bush for a few years before they have accumulated enough cattle from other tribes to provide for himself and his family upon their return. This may take many years, but the men undergoing warriorship can return briefly during this time. However, in order to re-enter the village, his mother will have to welcome him in, so if they do not feel they are worthy of entering, they can not. Another interesting fact is that the Maasai do not hunt wild animals, they have a belief system that considers wild animals close to God, and they will starve during large droughts before they will hunt and kill wild animals. It is likely a large reason that the Maasai is rife with wildlife. Instead, they simply rely on animal husbandry. To marry a woman, he requires 3 cows and a sheep, and he will earn her hand. He can marry as many women as he wants, provided he has the cattle to purchase them and sustain their livelihood. It is truly a unique and interesting culture, and their beliefs are very different from other indigenous cultures.

    As we continued toward the little village, the children undergoing their warriorship, and some of the older men showed off their spear throwing and archery skills. It was really interesting, with the very young children watching and learning. Eventually, after some ritualistic dancing in which we got to join in, the mothers and women welcomed us into their village. They showed us their houses and their way of living, and it was incredible. The baby cattle were in the centre to protect them from predators, and then the houses surround the perimeter of the circle settlement. It is tiny, maybe only enough for 10 small houses, in which whole families live. They introduced us to the children and showed us their market stalls where they made money to support their tribe. After that we headed back to the campsite for dinner. At the end of the night, we were given a speech by one of the elders in the tribe. She was a remarkable woman who has been attempting to modernise the tribes to improve education, sexual safety, hygiene, and general health. Although being ostracized by the tribe for "abandoning" her culture and their beliefs, she was trying to stop the mutilation of women. This is a process whereby, after the woman was married, she would be cut so as to ensure she didn't have sexualising relations with other men. She also tried to improve the education of the tribes by building schools for Maasai children, implement Western medicines when necessary (Covid), and improve hygiene to increase life expectancy. She is an incredible woman who is trying to protect cultural values while ensuring the tribe isn't wiped off the earth by ancient beliefs and practices. This speech went for a couple of hours, and I could have continued listening for a much longer time had I not been sitting on a very uncomfortable rock.
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  • Maasai School & Game Day 1

    October 18, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ☁️ 28 °C

    Today, we began the day with the same lady who spoke to us the night before. This time, she and some of the warriors took us around the campsite and explained how they live off the land. Showing how different plants and bushes are used as medicine and day to day items. She showed us insect repellent, ear piercing instruments, camouflage, how to make toothbrushes, chewing gum, and much, much more. It was really cool and eye-opening with the different strategies they use on a day to day life that we take for granted.

    She continued the tour by taking us to the Maasai school just outside the Maasai settlement. This was one of the cutest and most amazing experiences. The children were adorable and so happy to see us. We first met the kindergarten students, and the lady got them excited by saying we were new teachers and that you should choose the one you want. They immediately all jumped up and ran to us, hugging us and not letting go. It was unbelievably cute. We went from kindy to grade 5 with all the kids showing us their ability to speak Maasai, Swahili, and English. It was very impressive. After this, the grade 5s gave us a dance in which the whole school eventually joined in, and we got to play with the kids on the playground they recently bought. A wholesome and beautiful experience in general

    After heading to our next camp site near the Maasai National Park, we dropped off our stuff, put up our tents, and headed out for our first game drive of the tour. There were animals everywhere, and it took almost no time at all until we spotted a cheetah with three baby cubs. Literally sitting alongside the main road into the national park. This is not something we expected to see so quickly, but our luck continued and some as shortly after. The Eagle-eyed Nick somehow spotted a family of Lions in the bushes. We were the first to spot them, and so we could get as close as we wanted. And when I say we got close, I really mean that we were an arms reach away from a couple of lionesses and their cubs. It was unbelievable how tame and unphased they were by our presence just a few feet from their cubs. But to get that close so quickly is far from what I expected. It is a highlight of my whole trip so far. After some time admiring and observing the beautiful creatures, we figured we would have to move on and continue the search. As we left, somehow again, Nick spotted another lioness in a lones shrub in the middle of a field. Picture 12 may look like a boring old bush, but in their is, in fact, a killing machine. Masters of camouflage. As the game drive continued, we then managed to spot 2 more of the big 5 by ticking off elephants and Buffalo. But i was still very excited for tomorrow where we would do our best to complete the final pieces of the puzzle, the Leopard and the Rhino. The time of year was perfect to find baby animals with their mothers. Almost every time we saw an adult animal, there would be a baby present just learning the ropes of life. It was adorable and isn't something I expected nor planned for. As we left, the first Lions we had spotted had arisen from their hiding spot, and quite literally, 40 cars had surrounded them getting photos. They maintained a good distance, but it did take away from the experience. I'm glad we stumbled across them before the crowds were there to bother them and us.

    Photos from the proper cameras are at the end.
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  • 12 Hour Game Day

    October 19, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ☁️ 31 °C

    Due to the size of the National Park at Maasai, we ended up completing a full day game drive included as part of our tour. We mostly set out to find the Leopard because we knew it would be the most difficult to find. The day was massive, the sun was hot, and the roads were rough. Nevertheless, the day was incredible, and some of the things we saw were proper wildlife experiences. It started with some standard animal finds before eventually we hit a road block. We had organised to pick up other members of the group across a river track, but as we arrived, there were 3 very hot, full, and sleepy Lions that decided to park up across the track. They had just consumed a zebra moments beforehand, and the carcass and its smell was there to confirm it. We were shocked that they could be in such a location. As a result, the rangers were OK with us getting really close because they were in the river bed, and so we didn't have to maintain a 25m distance. Generally, these are the rules, but if no one is around, then the rangers won't catch you getting closer. We then headed towards a reporting of a big male lion that was guarding a buffalo carcass just further upstream from where these Lions were. When we got there, the smell was overwhelming, but the sight of a lion standing over a rotting and half consumed buffalo was amazing. Jackels and vulture swarmed ariund the big male, but his presence alone stopped everything from getting to close. This guy was massive. We couldn't get as close as there were many people around, but he was big enough to ensure I didn't really want to. It was amazing to see this type of nature face to face. We then wandered off to find a few herds of elephants and giraffes, but we were not yet done with the big cats. Somehow, our guide spotted a lion near a tree down the valley, and when we approached, I got to experience the most unbelievable feeling. As one HUGE male lion lay in the long grass, another lioness lie within the shadow of the tree, but our guide managed to park our truck right in between. This meant that there were two massive Lions within 2m of both sides of us. An enourmas and easy meal for both if they decided they were hungry. An incredible feeling being so close to two enourmas beasts that were happy just looking at us and going back to sleep. Looking into their golden eyes also was something i did not expect to be so overwhelming and daunting, as you try and consider what goes on in their brain when they look directly at you. A view that would mean certain death for most animals was something we could sit and admire somehow. An unbelievable morning of big cats, mostly chilling but also slightly active with their eating.

    We then had a lunch of our own and began to make our way to the Maasai River. This was another highlight of the trip as we got to see Hippos and the most incomprehensibly large crocodiles I had ever seen or hoped to see. We had missed the crossing by about a month, but it meant that these crocs were incredibly well fed, and you could tell by looking at them. I literally got goosebumps as they came into view because of the shock and fear that came I to my body despite being way up the riverbed. It was stunning and scary. The Hippos were quite chilled, they spend most of their day in the water to avoid the heat, so we only got to see a couple in full sight. But even in the water, you could see the size of the beasts. After this, we explored throughout more of the day stumbling across the regular culprits, giraffe, elephants, impala, zebra, etc. However, toward the end of the day, we heard our guide talking over radio before legging it toward the exit. We began to theorise what it could be. Hope remained that it would be a Leopard, but we couldn't be sure. We approached what looked a lot like a leopard tree and excitement peaked, it lead to slight disappointment, however, as the tree was empty and instead, two cheetahs lay in its shadow, trying to cool off. It's difficult to call a disappointment, but everything was seeming as though it could be the illusive Leopard. We enjoyed his company some more before heading toward the exit. This is when we managed to spot the White Rhino. The Rhino was only spotted at the very end of the safari, as we were on our way out. The guide had to slam on his breaks incredibly hard to ensure we got a good view. On the way out, the guides book it along the dirt roads, but it is a lot of fun to get thrown around the truck. This meant that in a day and a half of game drives, we managed to spot 4 of the big 5 as well as Jackels, impala, giraffe, crocodiles, hippos, cheetahs, and much more cool stuff.
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  • Lake Naivasha

    October 20, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ⛅ 24 °C

    We had our final game drive in Maasai National Park, and it did not disappoint. We started early to get as much activity as we could while the animals are at their most lively. As the day progresses, the heat slows them down into an almost hibernation state. Right out the gate, a whole pride of lions had accumulated around what looked into a dead zebra, likely a fresh catch from the night before. This was the first time we saw the whole pride (or at least most of it) all together, and it meant that there were multiple males, many females, and so many cubs. The cubs were incredibly curious and walked all the way up to the row of cars that had formed along the road. Eventually, mum came and helped escort them across the road. We followed the cubs where he led us to a small family of cheetahs, likely the same from the first day. They were sitting utop a small mound, looking out over the landscape. We then bolted across the National Park, giving us hope that a Leopard was in our midst. We had specified to the driver that our last target was to see a leopard, and so he made it his main goal for the trip. After being thrown around the truck for about 5 minutes, we arrived at a fragmented piece of vegetation. The driver was trying to drive straight through the landscape to get us as close as possible. We then spotted an old Leopard meal that was hanging from the tree. We knew we were close. After 30 minutes of looking, we gave up and headed away, but after about an hour, there was another report of the Leopard back where we had just been. When we returned, the impala carcass that had been hung on the tree by the Leopard was gone, and we knew we missed our opportunity to see a Leopard. But we persisted and tried our best to keep look out. We were sure he was close. At one point, the driver drove us right into the middle of the trees. I was in the front seat and so could see best into the bushes. A moment that gave me chills was spotting the Leopard in the thick vegetation, looking directly at me and the truck. I then tried to tell others but must have made too much of a commotion as he then bolted through the bushes to somewhere safer. Luckily, everyone from my truck saw him, even if he was just a blur, as he ran away. I was lucky enough to have seen him in full detail up close. Even if still not for very long. The rest of the group from the other truck did not get so lucky and never got to spot him throughout the rest of the day. After all this, there wasn't much time left in the day to be fair, and so we headed for the exit. We then met with the truck to head to Lake Naivasha.

    We didn't have a long drive, and so we were able to also squeeze in a sunset hippo tour in Lake Naivasha. This was quite cheap and went for a couple of hours, and it was a nice way to end the day. It was relaxing. We just floated around the lake, spotting Hippos and watching Eagles hunt fish. We then parked up toward the middle of the lake and watched the sunset to round out a nice afternoon. After this, we went back to camp to discover a group of school kids would be occupying the camp site right next to ours. This was annoying as they had to come through our camp site for water, and we would be able to hear them late at night and early in the mornings. We only had 2 nights here, but it was going to be clear that sleep might be hard to come by.
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  • Hells Gate National Park

    October 21, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ☁️ 24 °C

    Our only full day in Naivasha, we had some optional activities, but the main ones were cycling through Hells Gate National Park or doing a crater walk. The crater walk was appealing as you get to walk around the perimeter of a crater, overlooking the animals and wildlife within, while also looking out across Hells Gate National Park outside the crater. In the end, though, cycling is what we decide to do. It was one of the major activities I really wanted to do while on my tour, there was a good crew doing it, and it was a good bit of fitness. It took us a while to get started, however, and so the cycling didn't start until about 11 am. But it was really cool being able to cycle unrestricted through a national park and get up close and personal with Zebras, Giraffe, Wildebeest, Impala, and other cool animals. We cycled for a good hour or so before we got to the start of a walk we wanted to do. It was the inspiration for the Lion King movie. The main attraction, pride rock, was about a 3 hour hike away, but we wanted to save ourselves some time in the afternoon to relax and chill after a busy few days of the tour. As such, we selected the 2 hour hike to try to save us some relaxation time, but in the end, we probably could have done the 3 hour walk because the 2 hour tour was just over an hour. They must give those times for the slow tourists. But we were pretty ready to head home anyway by the end, so we jumped back on the bikes and headed for the exit. This time, we were fighting a slight incline on the way out, so it took a bit longer, but we still finished at a reasonable hour. We headed back and tried to chill, but some travel admin, chores, and organising ourselves occupied most of the evening. But it was still a great day and a chill afternoon as we tried to watch the rugby world cup semi finals that sent New Zealand to the final, which will take place next week. After this, we went back to the tents to sleep. A part from some annoying kids making a lot of noise, it was a good night.Read more

  • Nakuru

    October 22, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ☁️ 24 °C

    Today, there was little done a part from the drive from Lake Naivasha to Nakuru. When we arrived, little was done a part from set up tents and chill by the pool. This was a nice relaxing afternoon that was quite needed, and it was a good day in the end as we got an early night and prepared for a big game drive tomorrow.Read more

  • Lake Nakuru National Park

    October 23, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ⛅ 26 °C

    The main activity for today was going to be the game drive within the National Park. This is well known for a large population of Rhinos as well as providing a good chance of seeing Flamingos. This proved true as almost immediately we saw a family of 3 rhinos just roaming the grassland. We could get quite close, but with binoculars, you could see the animals incredibly well. It was really cool. As we headed toward the lake, we were shocked at how close the rest of the animals let us get. We started by getting up close and personal with gazelles, Buffalo, and plenty of monkeys. It was crazy how relaxed they were around people and how unphased they were by our presence. There were monkeys everywhere, and the babies were so cute that we sat for a while and watched the play with themselves. We then went to our next destination, where our guide parked up on the side of the road and looked into the binoculars. I do not know how he saw it, but somehow, he spotted a leopard parked up in the tree. Even when I was told exactly where it was, I struggled to see it. But when i did finally see it, it was incredible. Such a beautiful animal and so well disguised in the trees. We stuck around for quite a while and tried to get better photos. Eventually, the other group joined us and saw him right before it went down the tree out of sight. This meant that we had now all seen the big 5 on the trip, and we actually got to take some photos this time. We moved a little bit but didn't want to leave the spot in case he resurfaced. And sure enough, he did. This time much, much closer to the truck, and in much clearer sight. It was incredible. After some time watching and tracking him, we once again had to move on. We didn't get far until we were stopped by a bunch of giraffes blocking the road. Given that I was in the front seat, I had the best view of the giraffes where we were within arms reach of them. This was also really cool because you could see all the details of the amazing animal and I was so shocked that they were once again, unphased by our presence. We spent quite a bit of time here, mostly because we wanted to but also because they were blocking the road constantly, and multiple giraffes refused to move for us. Eventually, though, we made it to our lunch spot where we ate and then wandered around the waterfall that was inside the campsite we had stopped at. We didn't stay for long, though, as we just used this to eat because we were going to a lodge that overlooks the national park for a quick swim and a drink. This was an incredible view and a nice way to break up the game drives. Some of the other ones were very full on and tiring, so this was very welcome. We were having a successful drive, though, and thus, we wanted to continue and see what else the Lake had to offer.

    Then, in a hilarious show of irony, we spotted a lion. But despite everyone looking side to side for animals, the driver once again managed to spot it first. This is mostly because he was wandering in the middle of the road. We had no choice but to follow him and see where he went. And we got close. Only when another car came from the other direction did it get a bit awkward, but the Lion walked past barely even registering the vehicle. Eventually, he found an amazing spot to park up for a lie down. Thus, we managed to see the illusive tree lion. He climbed the tree and laid down on a branch that overlapped the road slightly. This meant he was at our eye level just a couple feet from my face. If he wanted to, he could have easily lept into the car and caused mass casualties. But, instead, he sat there calmly, looking around at us and eventually closed his eyes for a nap. It was an unbelievable experience to get so close. After this, we finally found enough time to go to the lake and see the aquatic life. This was mostly Flamingos and Ibis, and the like, but still a cool display to see the colourful animals lighting up the lake. Something I was worried about after the first few game drives was going to be getting bored of seeing the same animals, but this one reinforced the unique circumstances and situations you can find the animals in and how exciting it remains as a result. This was, however, the end of the safari and so we headed back to camp for food and bed.
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  • River Camp

    October 24, 2023 in Kenya ⋅ ⛅ 23 °C

    There wasn't a lot happening today, as it was mostly a travel day and our last night in Kenya. But when we arrived at the camp it was easily one of the nicest I had ever stayed in. The lay out was so cool, with a river in the backyard, with a pool, and an incredibly cool bar. They had a cheap option to upgrade to a dorm, and so I did that to avoid setting up and packing up the tent. It was going to be an early morning and so I wanted to maximise sleep and minimise work. Once I had unpacked some of my stuff, we headed to the pool and met some cool local guys where we asked them about their town. This is the region of Kenya on which the best runners of all time tend to come from. Their capacity to withhold pain (due to ancient and tribal rituals that kids have to go through without showing any sign of pain), the high altitude, and genetics makes them the best long distance runners the world has ever seen. And it's just a tiny little town in Kenya. People like Kepchoge and Kipyegon are from areas surrounding, in a county call Nandi. But after this, we essentially parked up at the bar and had some drinks until dinner was ready, then went to bed very shortly after that.Read more

  • Uganda

    October 25, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    We had an early morning to ensure we could get to the border as soon as possible to give us the best chance of avoiding a crowd. The long drive and long process to get across the border ate up a lot of time during the day. Even once we got across the border, we had a lot of driving still to go. The drive was interesting and confronting as we drove through some of the poorest towns we had seen so far. Mud huts, tin rooves, rubbish everywhere, wild animals in the streets, dirt roads, muddy water, it was quite a sad sight. So we did worry about the standard of the campsite. But the new campsite was incredible. The views from the bar were incredible, and they organised SUP boarding, kayaking, white water rafting, tubing, bungee jumping, horse riding, hiking, and much more. So we were keen to be able to park up for a few nights and spend our days either relaxing or doing some cool activities. I wasn't sure what I was going to do yet, but I had time to decide.Read more

  • Source of the Nile

    October 26, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 28 °C

    I woke up still unsure of what my plans would be for today. Some were doing white water rafting, but my travel insurance didn't cover me for it, despite the fact I paid out the ass for it. Either way, I was keen to see what the others were doing. After a chilled morning, Nick, Vic, and I decided we would do a kayak tour that showed the source of the Nile. They told us that it was a bottomless drinking event. Which was shocking and strange given it isn't easy to drink and kayak at the same time, but we were excited. Given it was barely 11am when we started, the guy loaded up the esky, and by the end, the 3 of us had finished a whole bottle of gin and 9 beers. So it's safe to say we were hammered. In terms of kayaking, there wasn't much, it was mostly just drinking liquor. We paddled out into Lake Victoria, where he showed us a prison and explained some of the history of Uganda, and we basically began chatting and drinking with him, while we floated downstream and crossed the end of lake Victoria and the beginning of the Nile River. This is interesting because it is the longest river in the world and flows north up to Egypt. So we basically did very little actual exercise and essentially just got caught up chatting amongst ourselves... and drinking, of course. Because we were on the water, I did not get any photos, which is a shame, but it was too difficult to do. At the end of the 3 hour tour, we were smashed and had to head back to the campsite drunk as all hell in the early afternoon. We hung around for a bit before Nick, Jack, and I decided to do a huge slide that the campsite provides. It was massive and quite scary but so much fun. I chose to go first, and was so shocked at how far you flew when you hit the water. Going feet first was fun but after that they give you the option to take a body board and go head first. It was hilarious to see how much distance you could make skimming the top of the water after the slide. It's definitely worth listening to with sound to hear everyone reaction. After this we had a few more drinks, and went to bed a bit early. We were meant to go tubing this afternoon but chose the slide instead as we were too drunk and slack to do tubing (which was also bottomless drinks).Read more

  • Otters

    October 27, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    I gave myself some time chill this morning, as I had the tent to myself because Jack had upgraded. This made a sleep in a bit easier. I then resurfaced, with not too bad of a hangover, because I had slowed down the drinking by the time it was evening. I recovered, called friends, did some journals, and had a big breakfast before I tried to figure out what to do. I had originally planned to do nothing today, but because we missed tubing yesterday afternoon, I felt obliged to do something. As a result, Jack, Lisa, Vic, and I thought we would try SUP boarding. I had never done it, so I was quite nervous about it, but I figured it couldn't be that bad, even if I'm shit at it. One thing we didn't consider was the strong current that is flowing down river. As such, it got us in a bit of strife. Jack and I started with the kayak before swapping with the girls quite shortly after starting. Swapping wasn't too difficult, but battling the current was very hard. I was struggling at first but just decided I would get close to the islands to avoid the stiffest part of the current. Eventually, I started making progress, but Jack had much less luck and couldn't stay balanced. Constantly falling in meant that he was flowing downstream. Given that I had never tried SUP boarding, I left it to the girls to rescue him since they had the kayak. But things did not get easier for them. I ended up cruising around the islands looking at different wildlife, while the other three were battling the current the whole time instead of adopting a similar strategy to me. I still felt kind of helpless as if I went back, I would also then be stuck struggling against the current. To get themselves out of the situation, the girls had to swap one of their paddles with Jack so he could double paddle out. But it meant they were stuck with a double paddle and a single paddle in the kayak. It's not helpful when trying to go straight. I almost went to shore to get someone to go save them. In a funny turn of events, they were apparently worried about me because I had gone off course, but they didn't know I was just avoiding the heavy currents. While they struggled, I kept going upstream as I was actually having a lot of fun. Eventually, they went back to shore, and I thought that may have meant that we were out of time. Turns out they were all just tired as fuck from the constant paddling, but given I didn't have my phone I couldn't know the time. We then did the slide again because Vic wanted to do it but not alone. That was really fun again.

    This was some good physical activity before our final event. A sunset cruise of the Nile, which was once again a bottomless drinks event. This was really cool as we got to see parts of the Nile we would never have been able to see, with another guide who loved to explain the history of the Nile. We then saw the dam that controls the flow of water as well as Otters. Something I did not know existed in the river, but I was very happy to see as they were very cute and not something I had ever seen before. Nick and Laura had decided to bail on the cruise and instead do paddleboarding. It was funny to see them on the river and let Nick punch three beers while he sat on his paddle board attached to the boat. We obviously wanted to make the most of bottomless drinks during the 2 hours, but I was very drunk by the time we got back. I remembered the cruise and dinner, but everything after that was a blackout. People asked me what the score of the rugby game was before I went to bed. I was embarrassed when I couldn't even remember the game they were talking about. One good note was that I had decided to upgrade to a big tent with a bed for the last night. It was looking like rain, and we were not keen to deal with that. It was a God sent and a needed good sleep.
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  • Horrible detours

    October 28, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 26 °C

    Today was not meant to be a long drive. We had packed up our stuff with the intention of getting to the Ziwa Rhino sanctuary by about 3 pm. But due to being the short rainy season, a road along the drive was completely flooded, and Josh (our driver) didn't want to risk going through it. This meant we had to do a MASSIVE detour through Kempala. This meant we arrived at about 8:30 pm instead of 3 p.m., and thus couldn't do the Rhino walk. The other bit of irony that hurt is the fact that we would be staying in Kampala tomorrow night. So the additional 5 hours was partly the exact same route we will have to repeat tomorrow, just going the other direction. The constant roadworks and dodgy roads meant that progress was slow. You can look at my travel path to see the detour we had to take. This meant nothing really happened today. I did try to watch a tonne of sports, as it was Saturday. I had the premier league to watch, the boxing was on, and whatever else I could kill time with. We arrived late to the Ziwa Rhino Sanctuary and had to cook, so we did as good a job as we could to ensure we could eat asap, as everyone was very hungry. In the end, though, we didn't eat until about 10 pm, which was unfortunate, but at least we had a decent opportunity for a sleep in tomorrow. To make a bad day worse, the Rugby World Cup final was on, but a series of unfortunate events meant that it was incredibly challenging to watch it. Our first option to watch the game was to hope the camp site had wifi - it didn't. The second option was to find a bar or restaurant nearby the sanctuary that we could escape to for the night, but because we were in the middle of heavily defended Rhino habitat, you couldn't leave without a military escort. So this wasn't an option. Thirdly, we relied on my data that had allowed me to watch hour upon hour of sports all day throughout the bus trip. Yet when we arrived and veered off the main road deep into the forest, my data suddenly dropped out completely, removing our last option to watch the game. This was a horrible circumstance to find ourselves in on the worst day possible. The only way we could watch it was to try and find a replay the next day during the drive. This meant we all had to have our data turned off and not connect to any wifi until we had seen the replay. Unfortunately, this was the only option.Read more

  • Ziwa Rhino Sanctuary

    October 29, 2023 in Uganda

    After yesterday's detour and an additional 5 or so hours of travel, we had to make up for lost time and complete our walking Rhino tour in the morning. Given that there were a number of baby rhinos in the sanctuary, I was slightly worried that we may get too close and spur up the Rhino to react. Nonetheless, I had to trust the guide and rangers to keep us safe. In the end, it was a great experience to walk around the National Park and get within a few metres of the rhinos without any protection. Although we have completed a lot of game drives, the variety of experiences, animals, and landscapes means that you really don't get sick of them, and this activity reflected that. The guide was great. He knew each Rhino, their habits, and how to keep us safe. Whenever a Rhino would inch towards us, or when they made their warning sound, we would calmly back away to a safe distance to remove any sort of perception of threat to the baby rhinos. In total, we saw probably 10 rhinos in a couple of hours of walking, which seemed like quite a successful day. Overall, we spent more time observing, admiring, and asking questions to the guide about Rhino behaviour rather than actual walking. But it was cool and very interesting. After this, though, it was time to catch up on missed sports while we repeated the drive back to Kempala. We started by trying to watch the rugby union, but the connection was shit and we had to let it load for a very long time before we could continue. This plus the many breaks we took meant that it took us a good 4 hours to watch the whole game. A frustrating and annoying process that was only made worse when we had to watch New Zealand lose, after some horrible refereeing in the first half and 2 missed conversions / penalty kicks toward the end of the game. The kiwis in the group were devastated. To make things worse again, we still had a long drive to get to the new campsite. Luckily, I had also missed the F1, so I watched that, as well as finishing off watching the boxing. As the trip was beginning to round out, the premier league had started, and reception improved enough that I could watch Chelsea lose to Brentford, a small win in an otherwise bad day of sports. Then, as we arrived, a big rivalry game in the Eredivisie (Dutch football league) had begun. Ajax vs. PSV. One of the girls from the tour is a big PSV fan, so we made sure we watched it by the pool as we waited for dinner. They also had beach volleyball, so a few of us geared up for a game. In the end, Nick and I somehow let ourselves lose to the girls, but we have areas to improve, and we will get them next time. After this, we ate and watched the final premier league game of the day, Manchester United vs. Manchester City. This was a reasonably good game, and it ended exactly how I expected it to, a thumping for Manchester United. 3-0, the final score. It was basically a day of sport to try and kill time while we waste away on the bus. This was pretty much the end of the day, and we headed to bed to get ready for another big day or driving to get to Lake Mboru National Park.Read more

  • Equator Crossing

    October 30, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ⛅ 27 °C

    Another big drive lay ahead of us, and this time, we had much less sport to watch. As such, I watched the replay of the Formula 1 race, which happened the night before, and then taught the kiwis how to play shitheads. It's a variation of another great game, presidents and assholes. I took me a while to remember the rules, but eventually, we got there and had a few great games. The only significant stop we made during the trip was at the equator that runs right through Uganda. A part from buying a cool Ugandan football jersey, this trip was uneventful, and we continued on. Finally, we approached the campsite. Although we wouldn't be going into the National Park today, the drive into the campsite was cool enough. Plenty of wildlife and ankole cattle, which are essentially just cows with enourmas horns. They were something we hadn't seen before, and it was cool. By the time we arrived, it was afternoon and we ended the day with some yoga, laundry, and other basic stuff to try and forget about the amount of driving we have been doing the last few days.Read more

  • Lake Mburo National Park

    October 31, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 27 °C

    Although this stop was just a replacement for the Queen Elizabeth National Park that had to be removed from the tour due to a terrorist attack, the things we had planned had us very excited for the day. The guides we had were great and were incredibly well informed and were ready to answer any questions we threw at them. It started off quite standard seeing many, many Zebras, Buffalo, Warthogs, Gazelle, and all the regular culprits. But as we progressed, we began to see baboons, an array of bird species (which I have tried to label for you, mum), and even a mongoose, which we only saw briefly (and, unfortunately, couldnt snap a picture of). Eventually, though, we made our way to the lake to begin our cruise to spot rhinos. This was an amazing experience. Not only did we see a lot of aquatic animals, but even the terrestrial and avian animals were particularly active in this area around the water. The black-headed weaver, while building their upside down nest, which hang from the ends of branches (to protect from predation), flap their wings which creates this black and yellow colourful display throughout the whole tree which is truly amazing. There is a close-up video that does a good job of showing how it works, but I couldn't get a good wide angle shot of the whole tree, unfortunately. It was also really cool to see the Pied kingfisher hunt by sitting atop a branch and diving head first into the water at the sight of movement. Even the African fish eagle would follow a similar strategy, but we did not see any successful hunts from these animals. Even the water buffalo lay on the waters edge, minding its own business, but the main attraction was obviously the hippos. There were so many of them throughout the lake, and it was cool to stroll past them on the boat and listen to them threaten us with their weird growl. We were even treated to the occasional dolphins imitation and watched them leap out of the water slightly acrobatically. They are impressive creatures, and the very big ones would really threaten us by opening their mouths and showing their enourmas and sharp teeth they use to defend themselves. As we continued along the riverbank, we began to notice larger and larger crocodiles. The final one being enourmas, though still not as big as the one we had seen at Lake Nakuru. It's still an impressive sight nonetheless. After this, we rounded out the tour and went back to shore to head back to camp.Read more

  • Kisoro

    November 1, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 23 °C

    Today was yet another travel day, but given that we were going to be spending 3 nights in Kisoro, it was a lot more manageable. The drive, although very long - taking from 8am to 4pm - the landscape was much more appealing than previous drives. There was plenty of farming and crop land even as we got into the mountains, and it transformed the landscape from african to somewhere in South-East Asia. This made it much more fun, although it was still very painful after a while. We arrived in Kisoro late afternoon and simply arranged ourselves into dorms, with quite a few people upgrading. It was our first night on the tour that we were given beds without having to pay extra for them. But they were very shit, and the hostel in general was fucking tragic. It was rated 2.7 stars out of 10 on booking.com, and so expectations were low, yet still, it managed to be underwhelming. We had dinner organised for us, which was a huge plus for us, but did not make up for the horrible condition of the hostel. We were the only occupants, and it is easy to see why. I am guessing Aboslute Africa only utilised this accommodation because they organised a lot of activities for their guests, but even this proved to be a stitch up, which we would discover tomorrow. Regardless, we persisted through and gave ourselves an early night after a boring, yet somehow exhausting day of driving.Read more

  • Coffee Tour

    November 2, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 21 °C

    We awoke in our cramped, gross hostel room and figured it was time for a shower. However, the condition of the showers was the straw that broke the camels back. Smelling more like a urinal than any shower that I would ever be willing to use, Vic and I began to explore other accommodations to stay at. Even those who upgraded to private rooms had a nightmare. Some had leaky rooves, showers that didn't work, no bathroom, and much more horrid experiences. While Nick and I went for a coffee, the girls organised us a couple of rooms at a new hotel that seemed much nicer. It was 5 USD cheaper and quite literally 10 times better. It was an easy choice. We then had to subtly leave the accommodation to ensure we don't create a shit storm of angry travellers. Vic and I grabbed our things out of the shared dorm while everyone else was out on the morning coffee tours, and Nick and Laura managed to sneak out before gathering at the new hotel.

    This then created a distrust in us in the hostel and the grubby owner, Shiba. So, although we were booked in to do the coffee tour in the afternoon, Nick thought he would look to book it without going through the hostel. The same coffee tour that was going to cost us 35 USD cost us just 10 USD if you book directly through Peter, the guy who owns the coffee plantation. He was the most amazing person and treated us like kings, an experience that I can only assume was the result of cutting out the middle man and paying directly to him and his family. Although the tour was only 10 USD, we felt obligated to pay more because the experience was so amazing. Firstly, going through him meant that we could choose whatever time we wanted to start the tour, and given that we were in the rainy mountains of Uganda, it was massively convenient to do this. So we chose to start at 1 pm, when the rain had stopped. He even offered to pick us up from the hospital, as we would not be getting the transfer from the hostel, which they were supposed to organise (although Shiba didn't end up doing so for everyone else anyway). We were expecting a car but eventually a little man in a nice jacket appeared to walk us to his house and coffee plantation. He was lovely, and we thoroughly enjoyed the walk. When we arrived, he introduced his daughter, who spoke much better English and was going to be taking us through most of the tour. This started by showing us the coffee plants that grow the seeds that eventually are processed into coffee. These start off green before ripening to red and are ready for harvest. This is all done manually and is a slightly painstaking process of harvesting all the seeds in a tree and moving to the next. Some ladies may only get through a few trees in a day and repeat the same process on the same trees the next day. She also explained the benefits of incorporating more trees into their plantation and avoiding a monoculture. Banana trees hold water really well, and so the coffee plants can utilise these to extract water for themselves during droughts. Avocado trees provide relief from the harsh sun. Not only this, but they use other plants simply to provide a more stable income stream. So they utilise chilli bushes, rosemary, potatoes, and other herds and spices to sell at markets and provide a more diverse stream of income. Something crucially important in poorer parts of Africa. We then proceeded to the processing section of the coffee bean after it had been harvested. This involves soaking them and separating the empty seeds, identified as those which float, before putting them through a crusher. The crusher strip's away the husk and extracts just the coffee seed. But even still, the coffee seed has a thin shell that needs to be removed to obtain the coffee bean. This is also completed manually by crushing the seed to remove the tougher bean inside. This is quite difficult and needs a lot of force, it is done by placing them in a curved wooden tree trunk and smashing it with a heavy club. It is very hard, as you can see in the video and these poor people do it for hours and hours on end after large harvests. The next step is separation. This uses nothing but a large pan and some skill that Vic. Nick, Laura, and I didn't have. As evidenced in the videos. Finally, though, you have extracted the coffee bean from the plant and the seed, and you can begin to cook the bean. This is simply done over a fire, in a pot with a wooden spoon. The longer it is roasted, the more caffeine is burnt away, but the stronger the aroma and the flavour is. Though I had spent my whole life thinking that dark roast was the stronger coffee type, it turns out it is light roast. From the beans we had processed, she began to cook us up from light, medium, and dark roasts for us to sample. Before we could taste the coffee, we had one last bit of work, and this was the grinding of the beans. Given that it was done manually using a very old machine, this took quite a bit of time and effort. Eventually, one of Peter's sons came to speed up the processes and let us have our coffees. The end result was amazing, the coffee tasted fantastic and it was difficult to pick a favourite. I did pick the light roast eventually and got given a free sample to take home with me. This was normally the end of the tour, but given it had started raining, they invited us into their house and gave us nuts and Bananas. It felt like they didn't want us to leave. It was so cute. They were the most beautiful hosts and made us feel incredibly welcome. Even when it stopped raining and we had to head home, Peter insisted on walking us all the way home despite being a 30-minute walk. Not only this, but he thought it necessary to detour to allow us to try banana wine. It felt authentic when he walked us into a truly Africa mud hut with no power, appliances, or water, and a homemade, wooden bench as a bar. There were even goats and chickens roaming in and out of the little hut that became a bar. It is worth noting that avacaods are so plentiful in this area that they feed the goats about 10 avocaods for each meal. Then, the barman gave us this horrific, muddy liquid in an enourmas cup. When I say it is probably the worst thing I have ever tried, it is not an exaggeration. Had it not been extremely rude, I would have projectile vomited across the whole bar. But I had to stomach it as best I could. It hurt my soul when Peter explained that we have to go around in circles until the cup is completely empty. This meant I had another 3 or 4 drinks to get through. I honestly think it may still be melting away my insides. Finally, though, we finished the cup, and we were free to leave and head back home. I stood in horror when Peter was once again taking us to a bar to try "better" banana wine. I can admit that it was significantly better than the last, but it was still disgusting, to say the least. This time, after a drink, he also paid for 1.5L of the stuff for us to take home. We allowed everyone to try it at dinner, but it also didn't go down well for anyone. Eventually, though, Peter relieved us from his viscous banana wine grasp and dropped us home, and we began chatting to Ivan, our new host, after we left the hostel. He told us he was about to go to the local markets, and so we joined him to get that experience. And what an experience it was. Incredibly muddy, the only white people and chaos unfolding everywhere. But it was great to experience this side of Africa.

    This was a great day overall, not what we expected when it started, but it ended up being an incredibly immersing experience. It's truly a highlight of Africa so far. Despite how great today was, we thought it was a good idea to get to bed as early as possible, in our nice comfy private rooms, because tomorrow morning was the Gorilla day.
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  • GORILLAS!!

    November 3, 2023 in Uganda ⋅ ☁️ 17 °C

    Today was the day that was a large reason for why I did my 1 month tour of East Africa and even my 3 month hiatus in the African continent. We would be walking deep into the jungle of Bwindi National Park to get up close and personal with the Mountain Gorillas. This was a full day activity, and so we woke up early and headed from the hostel at about 7 am. The apparent 1 hour drive suddenly became 2, either because of rain or just general incompetence from the hostel. After some time travelling along incredibly bumpy and slow roads, when we arrived, excitement hit, and we were briefed on the Gorillas and what to expect. Myself and the Kiwis once again stuck together as we wanted to do a longer hike, joined by a German couple to ensure we made up numbers. The rainforest was beautiful, and we paid 700 USD for this experience, so we thought to get bang for ya buck, we may as well do the long hike. It did not disappoint. Although slightly sketchy in certain places due to the mud, the walk was amazing, about an hour and a half of walking through thick vegetation, vines, and the aforementioned mud, we slugged our way through the forest. Although we enjoyed the walk, when we heard the rangers calling the guide, we could not contain our excitement. We were close to the Gorillas. As we got closer again, we eventually had to leave the path we had been following for the past hour and a half and began cutting and stomping our way through thick forest. Finally, I saw through a break in the trees, a big black furry blur, and I got goosebumps instantly. It was my first sighting, and I couldn't quite make out what it was what I was looking at exactly, but it got me incredibly excited. We put on our masks and got as close as we could. As we share 98.8% of our DNA with gorillas and the number of visitors they get it is important we do our best to not transmit diseases. At first, we stayed probably 10m away, still very close, but we were about to get a lot closer. Even from this distance, the detail with which you could see their face, fur, enourmas arms and back, it was impossible to describe and breathtaking to say the least. Watching as the family move around, mothers carrying babies on their back, young males and females frolicking in the leaves, all following the dominant silver back. They move when he moves. The size of him compared to the rest and the noises he was capable of making made him stand out significantly. We were there very briefly before we didn't need to ask who the dominant male was. Even when they aren't screaming, the little growns and growls they let out are enough to give you shivers. As the dominant male moved south, we quickly lost our position right next to the group and had to reposition. The position we found ourselves in next was far more exciting anyway. As we moved, we were shocked with how calm and confident the rangers were when getting close to the Gorillas, even cutting and smacking leaves away just a few feet from them. The gorillas have obviously gone through rigorous habituation to ensure they do not get aggressive around humans, but these guys were different. Rangers spend all day and most nights with them so they know each other very well. Each gorillas has a name, a family, a habitat range, and a complex social network, all of which these rangers track and monitor on a daily basis. We, on the other hand, were outsiders. This made them slightly less comfortable around us, and it was shown later. Gorillas generally live in peace, and because we had travelled the furthest, we were rewarded with one of the largest families within the national park, 11 gorillas, and 5 silverbacks. Although there was a larger group that day, they both technically belonged to the same family, but due to the whole family numbering 32, they tend to splinter off for days or even weeks at a time. Because it is all one big family, when they reunite, it is not aggressive, and instead a welcome reunion. In the national park, this is the only time we would see this type of interaction between groups. Generally, when two different Gorillas groups come face to face, it is aggressive and can be incredibly dangerous. Thus, tourists aren't allowed to visit gorilla groups if they are in too close of a proximity to one another. 2 to 3 rangers track each group of gorillas at all times and are armed with AK-47s to protect the gorillas from poachers. This meant for our operation, there were 3 rangers that located the Gorillas in the morning, the lead guide, and 2 escorts. The escorts were located at the beginning and the end of the group to protect us from aggressive animals while we trekked. So 6 people for a group of 6 tourists. Quite the operation indeed.

    When we found ourselves in our new position on the fringe of the group moving along the hill, we saw first hand the social dynamics at play within the group. A younger silverback had made a small play at the dominant male of the group. This is mostly to test the dominant males strength and power within the group, as well as test to see which other silverbacks may join in his aggressive show of force or defend the dominant male. I was incredibly lucky to have filmed the whole interaction based purely on luck. The young male appears from the bushes and runs directly at the dominant male, screaming and pushing the dominant male back. As the dominant male turns and replies with his own roar of intimidation, the noise that was created and the fear it invoked was terrifying. It was frightening to see and hear them move in such an aggressive manner. The most interesting factor in all this was another younger and smaller silverback joining forces against the dominant male, which you can also see in this video. Although it was only a minor show of force, the ramifications for such an event can be enourmas to the group. For now, the old male remains dominant but can be overthrown by smaller males if he does not have the support of other silverbacks in the family. This was cool to see in person. Obviously, this show of force had the 2 younger gorillas rild up because it wasn't long until they got aggressive again. This time towards us. Nick, Vic, and I had been looking toward a relaxed and calm silverback that had parked up at the rear of the pack as a mother and baby came along side us. Whether it was someone pointing, the proximity to the mother, or something else, one of the younger silverbacks felt we were out of place and ran at us in a similar way he ran at the dominant male. Screaming, pulling leaves and bushes, showing teeth, and making as much commotion as possible. Obviously, our response was to shit ourselves. We had not been looking in that direction, so to hear this ordeal without seeing him caused us to jump back a metre or so. The guide, calm and compose, told us to not move and positioned himself slightly to distract the gorilla and allow him to calm down. He remained standing, protecting his family for a while before Vic and I crouched down to show that we were not a threat. I will never forget the display of teeth. Huge, disgusting, powerful, and dangerous. It was terrifying as it was wild. This was just about the last of the action we had with the gorillas, although it was far more than we expected. We stood watching them for another 10 minutes, but by this time, the dominant male and most of the other gorillas had moved on. We had been very lucky with what we saw. The weather caused there to be just enough rain to slow them down but not stop them all together. After an hour, though, our time is up, and we have to head back to the shuttle. The weather had turned, and so a lot of the return hike was done in the rain, with the already muddy path turning to slime basically. It was incredibly slippery, and I did not have the gear to maintain traction. I only had runners when hiking shoes would have been much more appropriate. As such, I took the biggest fall of the day, eating shit and falling straight into a pile of mud. This only made me want to get back to the hotel even more. Without the excitement of meeting the gorillas and being wet, muddy, and sweaty, the walk back was far worse. After another hour and a half or so, we had made it to the starting location and could finally relax. We were so eager for a chill bus ride and maybe a nap when we were quickly reminded of the shocking conditions of the road. Being thrown around the van for an hour and a half was like torture. We were all so tired and just wanted a sleep but the violent shaking, making it impossible. The days end seemed to go on forever. Eventually, though, we arrived back at the hotel and could have a brief nap. Of course, by the time we were back, I could no longer sleep, but we still rested before the hostel invited us to a gorilla celebration. Once again, this was organised by the sleazy Shiba, but everyone was keen to go, so we obliged. It was a strange night, although fun, Shiba, we decided, was just an alcoholic and this probably described his shitty behaviour. He constantly tried to make people dance even when it was clear they didn't want to. We had a few drinks here before we decided to leave after a big day. One of the highlights of my entire trip quite easily. I hope I can return one day and see the beautiful creatures again. I will never forget the Kahungye Gorilla family.
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  • Rwanda 🇷🇼

    November 4, 2023 in Rwanda ⋅ ☁️ 23 °C

    After a big day of gorillas yesterday, I was keen for a chill one today. And that is exactly what I got. Although some went for a short walk to Lake Mutanda, I gave myself an extra sleep in, a bit more time to organise my belongings, and some journaling. Around lunchtime, we headed off to Rwanda to complete the border crossing and arrive at our campsite. This was a relatively smooth operation, not a lot of driving, or waiting, and nice roads. This meant we arrived relatively early to Red Rocks, where they would debrief us what activities were available. Although there were some things that could be completed in the afternoon, it was mostly things like beadmaking, Pottery, etc. There was the option for trying to make banana beer, which was tempting, but I decided I needed a chill afternoon to relax and so laid down for some journaling and reading. Not to mention. The taste of the banana wine was burnt into my brain, and I couldn't imagine a world where banana beer tasted good. After dinner, Vic had mentioned that she had a friend who was also in Ruhengeri, the larger town we were in the outskirts of. Quite strange given we were in the middle of butt fuck in Rwanda, but I figured I would join her to visit. Mostly because I was keen to meet some people outside our group, but also to ensure she would be safe getting to and from. Tensions in the group have really started to boil over in the last few days, and I was keen to escape it and meet some people closer to my age. We had 3 new starters, who are quite a bit older, and they had already created some friction in the group. As such, I was keen to escape it even for the night. So after dinner, we jumped on the back of some scooters and headed into town. We met at a restaurant and had some drinks. There were 3 of them and 2 of us, and they were really cool. We eventually planned to join them at the twin Lakes tomorrow, as no one from our group was very keen, and if we jumped in with them, then we would save a lot of money. After this, we decided we would get a taxi home so that Vic and I didn't have to split up. As soon as we left, we were surrounded by bikes, but we obviously wanted a car. Eventually, we jumped in with 2 young guys because it was cheap, and they seemed nice enough. In the end, we figured that they were likely quite drunk, but the main thing is that we made it back safely and headed to bed.Read more