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  • Day 10

    Hogwarts: A History (Japanese Edition)

    April 17, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ⛅ 14 °C

    If you are in Japan, you should go to Universal Studios Japan just for it's Harry Potter land. In fact, start saving for it now, get a mortgage or rob a bank, it's totally worth it.

    Observations:

    Harry Potter nearly ended up in the Disney theme parks. But when you take an unstoppable force (Disney) and send it at an immovable object (JK Rowling), it's never going to work.

    Disney really like to control their intellectual property, and they have a lot of "rules" they live by when it comes to translating them to the theme parks. One of which is the "weenie" concept - every land has a "weenie" or iconic focal point that is viewable from within that land. e.g. Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, the Matterhorn, the Tower of Terror - all are "weenies" for their respective lands in the park. Each park also has an icon for the whole park - e.g. DisneySea has Mount Prometheus (giant volcano in the middle), but the Disneyland's all have a castle.

    JK Rowling has always retained a lot of control over how her intellectual property is translated - not surprisingly since she put a lot of effort into creating a rediculously detailed universe to set her stories in with a crap load of back stories and "rules" in terms of how that universe works. One of those rules is that Hogwarts is a major character in it's own right - it's not just a school in a castle, it has it's own personality and role to play.

    So the legend goes, Disney wanted to build a Harry Potter world in a Disney Park, JK Rowling insisted that there be a Hogwarts. Disney said they already had an iconic castle and didn't want to detract from it, so she could have a forest instead. JK Rowling apparently killed the deal with Disney and that very same day marched over to Universal to offer up the rights to create Harry Potter in the Universal parks instead. Universal, being a distant second to Disney, said she could have as much veto control over it she liked.

    This was actually a really awesome deal for Universal, and a really smart move by JK Rowling. Turns out JK Rowling is better at creating immersive theme parks than Universal is, so they effectively imported the talent to design a perfect them park concept. JK Rowling got the complete creative freedom to ensure it was done right, and not diluted by the Disney monolith.

    The result is pretty close to perfect - but even better, it really upped the ante for Disney as a demonstration of how a really immersive experience is a really profitable one, and now we're getting Star Wars lands rolled out with immersive hotels, so everyone wins.

    The Japanese Harry Potter experience isn't as large as the one in Hollywood, so it doesn't have the equally awesome Diagon Alley or Hogwarts Express attraction, but it still has a lot going for it (aside from the Japanese spirit of cosplay) that really demonstrate how well the Harry Potter franchise translates to a theme park:

    1. Theming:

    Universal usually opts to cram more rides in rather than get to fixated on sight lines, but they really made an exception for Harry Potter - the sight lines are about 90% spot on. Once you enter the land, you actually feel like like you are in Hogsmeade - you can't see any other rides or buildings from within. There's also an impressive attention to detail and a bunch of easter eggs referencing the Harry Potter universe for the ultra fans.

    2. Hogwarts:

    It's a forced perspective version, but it's large enough and of a really good quality to make it feel like it really is Hogwarts up on the hill in the background. This thing is awesome. You can go inside and do a mini tour of a lot of the real rooms from Hogwarts - albeit in more modest sized versions (the moving stairwells was always going to be impossible - but the portraits they have are pretty darn cool).

    Now that Disney is building a Star Wars Hotel, Universal should totally come back with a Hogwarts Hotel - people would beg borrow and steal to stay in a hotel that felt like staying at Hogwarts and gave direct access to Hogsmeade. They would possibly even sell their soul to a dementor.

    3. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey:

    Probably missed out on a lot of the context since this ride is all dubbed in Japanese, but the ride itself is pretty darn awesome anyway. No description could really do it justice, it's just frackin awesome, even though you are in a flying chair with 3 other people, it does sometimes feel like you are actually riding a broomstick.

    They should totally create a broomstick ride.

    Extra bonus is to go on it with someone who doesn't know what a dementor is - those things are really freaky up close in "life sized" proportions that make them a lot more intimidating than on a screen or in a book. Really awesome/immersive ride.

    4. Flight of the Hippogriff:

    There are only two "rides" in USJ Harry Potter, this is the other one. It's probably the only "meh" part of the place - it's actually just a themed kiddie coaster - short and tame, if they need to demolish it to expand the Harry Potter part of the park then I don't think anyone would mind.

    5. Three Broomsticks:

    It's actually just a standard theme park cafeteria designed to serve mass servings of British-like food, but by Dumbledor's beard it is a really cool place to eat for ambiance alone - go with a group of people dressed up and I think it would be even better.

    Somewhat oddly, although this is pretty popular, it often doesn't open till later in the day and closes early well before the rest of the park does. If they had a Hogwarts hotel with access to the Harry Potter part of the park however, they should totally keep it open for hotel guests - they'd make a killing.

    6. Ollivander's:

    The wand purchase experience is crazy popular even in low times. It's not a bad routine per se, but I can see why people might get frustrated with it in busy periods. Personally I just think it's kinda strange that you can't buy the same wands you get allocated on pottermore. i.e. my "official" wand is a black walnut with a unicorn hair core (super geek alert), but I had to get a plain oak one in Ollivander's because I know Oak is my celtic birth tree (super geek alert).

    7. Wand Magic:

    If you get the wand with sensor in the end you also get a map that shows you were in Hogsmeade you can cast spells. Follow the instructions on the map on how to cast the spell, something appropriate to the spell cast happens where you are pointing.

    It's a pretty cool attraction - really adds to the ambiance. There are also "helpers" stationed to help if you have trouble. Ravenclaws don't need help casting spells though, we always do our homework...

    There is a reason you have to be 11 to be accepted into Hogwarts though, hand eye coordination. Harry Potter is really young adult fiction at least, but a lot of parents seemed to think it was "kids stuff" and gave their four year olds a wand, gave them the expectation they could cast spells.

    No four year old madly waving a stick at a wall is going to cast a spell.

    8. Butterbeer:

    It's like a creaming soda spider, only the froth on the top is *really* frothy/smooth. It's not too bad - but I found it a bit too sweet to drink more than a fancy mug's worth. Fancy mug is cool though.

    9. Street Entertainers:

    Three shows a day from the students of Hogwarts. They are ok - a bit like an episode from Glee at times though. IP rules prevent the use of "real" characters from Harry Potter doing meet and greets (e.g. you can't get Snape's autograph), but they could totally have some made up themed characters roaming around being... wizard-y... There is a train conductor you can take photos with, which is kinda weird when the train doesn't go anywhere.

    10. Hogsmeade (everything else):

    I know it's just a merchandise strip in a theme park, but gawd it's cool. They've turned the purcahse of merchandise into an attraction in itself. But more importantly (and due to JK Rowling) the merchandise is really good. A lot of it is themed to the world, not to the manufacturer - people buy stuff because it helps them get more immersed.

    You can buy the same lollies and drinks they characters in Harry Potter did, you can buy the same kinds of clothes the students wore. Rather wisely, you *can't* buy owls, cats or pets.

    The toilets are also themed.

    This place looks glorious at night - again, build a hotel, let the guests stay after the rest of the park closes.

    Kaiju Collected:

    Butterbeer, Bertie Botts, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Juice - and a perfect score on casting spells with my temporary wand.
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  • Day 9

    Osaka: Universally Utilitarian

    April 16, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ⛅ 13 °C

    Osaka's nickname is Tenka no Daidokoro (the nation's kitchen). Since I don't cook, and don't like to shop for food, I may have a slightly bias view of Osaka as a practical kinda place.

    Observations:

    We only spent two and a bit days in Osaka, and almost all of it was in the Konohana Ward a few metres from the entrance to Universal Studios Japan.

    Osaka had really... efficient... public transport system...? I didn't really pick up much else. Osaka has long been a big commercial port and economic powerhouse. While Osaka castle is gorgeous and the place itself has a long and important role to play in Japanese history, it does kinda feel like the first priority of Osaka has usually been industry and profit rather than pretty things.

    Having said that, it's a big place, so no doubt we've missed cool stuff somewhere.

    Oh btw - we passed through Fukushima...

    ... but not the nuclear disaster site, which is in Fukushima Prefecture in the Tōhoku region (much further north), of which the capital is also called Fukushima. There is also a Fukushima ward in Osaka that is on the major train routes.

    Fukushima means fortune/luck and, island. Which didn't really work out for the poor people of radioactive Fukushima, but doesn't apply to the Osaka version either since it's land-locked.

    Kaiju collected: A really really easy transfer from Shin-Osaka Station, to Osaka Station, then to Universal City Station. Like *really* easy - including for gaijins like us.
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  • Day 9

    Japanese Post It Notes

    April 16, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ☀️ 15 °C

    It's a polite way for Japan to remind guests to not be douche bags.

    Observations: Much anxiety. Probably warranted for a large number of tourists who are also douche bags.

    Kaiju Collected: None - did not bring the towels out of the room, refrained from going out of the room in slippers.Read more

  • Day 9

    Osaka Trainspotting

    April 16, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ☀️ 17 °C

    Train travel here is crazy easy. Anyone who says otherwise is a lazy gaijin. We passed through so quickly I had to poach other people's pics. Google maps is however a useful time saver if purely to tell you which lines to get on.

    Observations: All the transport systems have English subtitles and plenty of signs. Easy as eating pancakes.

    Kaiju Collected: A ridiculously fast transfer.
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  • Day 9

    >>>Nagoya>>>

    April 16, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ☀️ 18 °C

    Planes suck. Fast trains are awesome. Only silly countries don't have fast trains.

    Observations:

    Australia really doesn't get the whole transport thing.

    Kaiju Collected:

    I totally poached the Solar Arc pic - passed it too quick.Read more

  • Day 9

    Gamagori Going Going Gone

    April 16, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ☀️ 18 °C

    Playing photo-wackamole on the Shinkansen between Tokyo and Nagoya. Everything moves so fast, photo opportunities are a bit random.

    Observations:

    You are never really far away from the urban sprawl of the next city or factory. Even "rural" areas are just lots of teeny tiny plots you could (and probably are) manage by hand surrounded by teeny tiny villages of teeny tiny houses. But there are also lots of tiny plots of forest as well.

    The fascination with cute seems to extend to housing since all of them look so compact - no room for giant backyards that never get used....

    Kaiju Collected:

    A lot of photos of walls and blurry bits were caught and released.
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  • Day 9

    Ginza: Silver Dollar City

    April 16, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ⛅ 16 °C

    Ginza is like expanding Chapel Street in Melbourne over a suburb, raising the building height 20 floors and adding really good public transport. On Second thought, it's not really like Chapel Street...

    Observations:

    Ginza was a swamp, then it was a silver mint. Then everything burnt down in 1872 (a common occurrence) so the Meiji government designated the Ginza area as a "model of modernization" (another common occurrence). The result was a lot more fireproof brick buildings and larger, better streets connecting Shimbashi Station all the way to the foreign concession in Tsukiji.

    The end result is Ginza has some pretty darn large boulevards in straight lines - a bit rare in Tokyo. If you are going to build a grand boulevard, you might as well fill it with your best bourgeois shops and department stores, which is pretty much what Ginza turned into.

    Even though we stayed in a hotel in the Ginza area, this city is huge so we didn't see all of it, but we did accidentally discover the following attractions:

    Hokōsha Tengoku:

    Or Hokoten for short, literally means "pedestrian heaven". Each Saturday and Sunday, from 12:00 noon until 5:00 pm, the main street through Ginza is closed off to road traffic, allowing people to walk freely.

    We didn't know this beforehand so one time when coming out of the numerous subway stations, it was a little disconcerting to find the streets empty of cars and people all over the roads.

    First thought was actually an earthquake - did we miss it while on the subway? If it was an earthquake, why are some people still shopping...? On the other hand, this is the upmarket shopping strip, so maybe that's what rich people do... Why is everyone still so calm in an earthquake? Or maybe that's just how the Japanese are in a natural disaster seeing as they have so many of them living on the edge of a tectonic plate... :/

    Thanks to The Google, we were realised our ignorance - still didn't buy anything there though because that place is crazy expensive.

    Gado-shita:

    Means "below the girder" and refers to the restaurant district built up under the brick arches beneath the elevated train tracks of the JR Yamanote line near Yurakucho station. These restaurants and bars are favoured by the Tokyo suits since Yurakucho station is the nearest main railway station on the Yamanote ring line to Ginza and the Yamanote line is just a circle line that stops at every major part of Tokyo.

    We'd often pass through this part to get anywhere - it's totally worth a look purely just to get some really cool scifi dystopian visuals. It's pretty cool to look at - it's nearly 1 km of this though so the last two of the gado-shita pics are poached from the internets.

    Godzilla Statue

    Walk past the Gado-shita and Yurakucho station and you get to the (newly revamped) Godzilla statue near Hibiya station. It's 3 metres high but it feels quite small because it's on a large base surrounded by lots of little old ladies taking photos. At first it looks like it has guards to protect it from the fans, but it's really to make sure no one gets run over since it stands over the entrance to an underground car park.

    Side note: There are frequently lots of guards, police and/or workers in high vis uniforms "guarding" against all manner of dangers here from crossings, to a van stopped on the side of the road, to trucks existing a building site - to even a cable that is hanging too low. If you are a stickler for workplace health and safety rules, Japan is paradise.
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  • Day 9

    Tokyo: Space Management

    April 16, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ⛅ 15 °C

    IKEA are not the masters of space management - Tokyo has been mastering it for 100s of years. I think it's because they don't have space for excuses...

    Observations:

    If you live on a island that is essentially a mountain range in the ocean, flat land to build cities on is probably always going to be an issue. Rather than constantly have a sook about the cost of land and fail to do anything about it, the citizens of Tokyo have just been engineering their way out of it instead.

    An overpass is just another opportunity to build a restaurant/train station/hotel/bus station/shopping mall.

    Most of those overpasses are *not* for cars though - highways are too expensive, inefficient at moving people, and take up too much space. In Tokyo (and Japan in general), the train rules under and above ground.

    That's not to say there aren't any - the Shuto Expressway is the major elevated highway across the greater Tokyo area, the main difference is that it isn't 90% of Tokyo's transport obsession since most people don't use cars, and there is far less traffic congestion in Tokyo than in say Brisbane, even though Tokyo has far more people in it. e.g. Brisbane doesn't have a problem with street racing on highways like Tokyo does because you can't go very far without running into a traffic jam in Brisbane.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid_Night_Club

    Oh and btw - there are tolls on all these roads...

    In any case, most of it was built in the 60s, often over the rivers and canals that were left as the last remaining available space. Some of them are converted into pedestrian parks and green space underneath - or at least, these are some of the cleanest drains I've seen...

    Cars might be the ugly duckling compared to trains in Tokyo, but that doesn't mean they don't have a space-saving solution for storing them like a vending machine:

    https://www.giken.com/en/video/eco-park-automat…

    Which is really similar to how they treat bicycles:

    https://www.giken.com/en/products/automated-par…

    A lot of people ride bikes in Japan (with no helmets or lycra), but I think all those city bike hire schemes should replace their bike stations with these underground ones - they are such a ridiculously good idea.

    The building footprint of a lot of buildings is still the same Edo-era shopfront, which results in some really narrow high rises. I poached these pics from the internets, but they are a pretty much what we saw all over the place - it's all sorts of buildings too, not just the fancy ones in some glossy architecture magazine. Though I'm sure you could make a book out of Tokyo's narrow buildings alone.

    Places like Tokyo make you realise there are plenty of well-tested solutions to a lot of problems we are told are significant challenges by our local overlords. The real challenge is not population growth, it's we are such a bunch of lazy sooky la las, we don't do anything about it!

    Kaiju Collected:

    A lot of solutions for dealing with urban development and population growth.
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  • Day 8

    Odaiba: Liberty, Gundam and Rainbows

    April 15, 2018 in Japan ⋅ ⛅ 18 °C

    What to do with reclaimed land in Tokyo Bay that was a former Naval battery? Stick a giant Gundam on it of course!

    Observations:

    Odaiba is symbolic of a very Japanese way of responding to external threats - work out what was the thing that defeated you, adopt it and use it to prepare for next time.

    But first we have to take a slightly circuitous trip into historical context before eventually returning to giant robots. This is a long route, but it means Odaiba makes a bit more sense... eventually...

    It's 1852 and Japan is still ruled by the Tokugawa Shogunate. Their preferred method of dealing with the world is to lock themselves away and play Pokemon all day and never talk to anyone except for the Chinese kid across the street, and the Korean kid next door whom they sometimes have conflicts with over who gets to claim the Pokemon gym on the corner.

    As per normal, the US finds all this fun taking place without them really confronting. Given the most "forgettable" President of US history was President at the time, this may also have been a bit of overcompensating since he sent Commodore Perry to park some gunboats off the coast and shoot off some cannons until the Japanese effectively allowed the US and Europe to play Pokemon.

    This was a bit of a blow to Japanese pride - not to mention their sense of security. If all someone has to do is park a gunboat in Tokyo Bay and they have to agree to whatever demands are made by the weekend warrior in charge of said gunboat, then things are going to get pretty FUBAR pretty quickly for Japan.

    The Japanese response was *really* quick - both by modern standards, but also given the Tokugawa Shogunate who ran the joint at the time were notoriously conservative and dismissive of outside technology.

    But within a year, to counter the threat of future "gunboat diplomacy", the Japanese had built three of their own "unsinkable gunboats" (artificial islands with naval cannons on them) to put up a fight should another bully want to force themselves into their Pokemon games. They built another two more artificial islands a year later. Another one was built a bit later in 1863. Not bad for a pre-industrial feudal society.

    In Japan, where there are no backyards for people to get too possessive over, there also isn't much of a NIMBY brigade to prevent rapid development in response to these kinds of events.

    About 100 years later, the Japanese had another "Perry Moment" in the form of WW2, and the Japanese response also largely took place in Tokyo Bay. Coincidentally enough, it was onboard the USS Missouri parked in Tokyo Bay just like Commodore Perry did where the Japansese signed the official unconditional surrender to terms forced on them by the US at a barrel of a gun.

    in the face of US aggression in the 1850s, Japan responded by imitating the western powers by building bigger guns and claiming colonies. Having realised that colonial imperialism was apparently something only for European nations and the US, Japan once again identified what was the key feature that defeated them the last time around so they could adopt it.

    Japan fielded the biggest naval guns in the Pacific War with the Yamato, the biggest battleship of the war - if you're engaging in gunboat diplomacy, whomever has the biggest gunboat is the most successful right?

    But Japan had lost the war long before the US started dropping nuclear bombs on their cities - and it wasn't the biggest gun that did it, it was the coordinated might of US industrial capacity. The symbol of industrial manufacturing capacity was the "Liberty Ship" - a mass produced freighter that in peak production, only took an average of 42 days for the US to construct. The US got up to producing 3 of these *per day* - far more than the Japanese could sink. With all this carrying capacity, the US could move troops and equipment anywhere - the big guns of the post-Perry period were outmatched by a fleet of tinnies with an esky.

    These Liberty Ships could be constructed so quickly because of the use of innovative mass manufacturing techniques and the use of (shock horror) women in traditional manly man roles - traditional gender roles were swept aside in the name of efficiency.

    So recognising the thing that lost them the war, they adopted these manufacturing concepts in a big way. Not to make guns, but to make manufacturing products that could be *exported* to anywhere in the world.

    This change was reflected in the fate of the former artificial island in Tokyo Bay - the gun emplacements would be dismantled and Tokyo Bay itself would be transformed into a giant trade port and manufacturing hub. The next generation of "unsinkable gunboat" in Tokyo Bay would be a drydock.

    The "daiba" in Odaiba refers to the gun emplacements on the artificial islands, but as the original artificial islands were either connected to the mainland or merged into larger artificial islands, the "daiba" stuck term stuck around and the area in general just became known as Odaiba. Most of the port and manufacturing facilities in Tokyo Bay are on reclaimed land - the Odaiba area is just an artificial island that has been steadily growing for nearly 175 years.

    Japan was pretty darn successful with this method until around the 1990s when they faced their next Perry Moment in the form of the "Lost Decade" - an extended period of economic stagnation following the asset price bubble bursting (technically it was actually about 20 years long, but it's a bit of understated modesty).

    The short and curlies were that Japan got too carried away manufacturing stuff for export, but didn't spend enough time on building a sustainable domestic economy. Plus everyone in Japan lives really long lives while the birth rate is declining - everyone works too much when they are young enough to have kids.

    Once again, Japan looked outwards to work out what the countries without long periods of stagnation were doing that they weren't. One of the common features of countries with larger domestic economies was much more room for cultural and leisure industries - the kind of things that would have been sacrificed in the post war period.

    Basically, busting a gut for the company is all well and good, but you really need to give people some time off to improve their living standards.

    There has also been a realisation of the economics of "soft power" - culture can also be exported, not just manufactured goods.

    So once again, Japan has changed tact in response to a failure, and once again the Odaiba area would be turned into a next generation "unsinkable gunboat". Odaiba has shifted away from manufacturing export goods to being a leisure and cultural hub. This is not just to provide much needed leisure space for the locals, but act as a tourist hub and bastion of one of the most successful cultural exports of Japan - manga.

    Which is where we end up with Odaiba as it is today.

    Liberty: Odaiba Statue of Liberty - you're so vain, you think this statue is about you.

    Japan has a thing about expressing meaning in silence. You can see it in their manga, but it's also in the aesthetics of Japanese gardens, and in their monuments. Japan also likes to take the piss, but most of the time, it flies right over our heads.

    This is why I think the Statue of Liberty in Odaiba is an example of a joint French/Japanese production to troll the US for their lack of historical appreciation.

    France and Japan have had a long history which also extends into animation and horrible coffee. Both France and Japan have a long history with the US which largely extends to conflict and/or cultural appropriation.

    France designed and constructed the Statue of Liberty that resides in New York in 1886. In 1889 the Americans gave Paris one that is only 1/4 the size. Americans also frequently forget the French built the Statue of Liberty and claim it as their own, often wondering why Paris would build a "piece of New York" in Paris as a tourist trap - much to the chagrin of the French.

    This Paris statue was temporarily displayed in Odaiba in 1998 to celebrate the "Year of France in Japan". After the French took their statue back to Paris, it only took the Japanese a year to build a permanent replica of their own which American tourists frequently assume is a little "piece of New York" in Tokyo as a tourist trap - much to the amusement of the Japanese.

    Remember how Odaiba started off as a series of artificial islands created by the Japanese to defend Tokyo Bay against US aggression...? Yeah they totally just teamed up with the French for some high brown humour at US expense only most Americans don't get it because they don't know their own history.

    Personally I think it's also a really subtle reference to those Liberty Ships that both lost Japan WW2, but also provided the template for Japan's recovery afterwards. Layers of meaning in silence - we'll take your Liberty Ships concept and make it far more effective. Also worth noting the Odaiba Statue of Liberty is effectively surrounded by the mainland on three sides, all of which are heavy industry. The side that points out to Tokyo Bay actually faces Odaiba with it's Japanse science and manga museums.

    Gundam: We Welcome our Robot Overlords

    Which leads to the giant robot (Gundam) on the other side of Odaiba.

    This recently got a major upgrade and is much larger/cooler than the older one which was looking a bit daggy. This thing is HUGE since it's a 1:1 replica of what a mecha from the Gundam manga franchise would actually look like in real life. It also periodically moves. Well it doesn't move it's feet, it's more like bits on on it move, but it's still pretty awesome non-the-less.

    The Gundam at Odaiba is a pretty cool contemporary version of the old daiba gun emplacements of old. Instead of cannons on artificial islands defending Japan, it's a giant mecha on an artificial island defending Japan - there't nothing that says Japanese manga more than giant robots.

    Also nearby (ish) is Joypolis, which is a very compact and futuristic video game/amusement park in one building - karoke and watching anime versions of J-Pop boy bands is an attraction here... (?).

    It looks pretty cool - but it's really targeted towards the locals so expect long waiting lines.

    Rainbows: Robots Over the Rainbow

    If you are travelling to Odaiba, I'd recommend taking the Yurikamome line from Shimbashi station near Ginza. It's a fully automated elevated rail with a rather impressive view as it does a rather interesting loop around and over the Rainbow Bridge (Reinbō Burijji). This is the bridge that is frequently in background shots of the Odaiba Statue of Liberty.

    In typical Japanese-ness, each station on the Yurikamome has a different recorded announcer, and eacch announcer is a Japanese actor/celebrity. I have no idea who they are, but Japanese TV seems to consist of 10% Japanese dramas 15% anime, and 75% game shows and talk shows with panels of a dozen or so actors from Japanese dramas and voice actors from Japanese anime, so it actually kinda makes sense...

    Kaiju Collected:

    We got our fortunes predicted in a magic forest thing in Joypolis since it had the shortest queue. It probably should have said "you will spend a lot time in the magic forest trying to get your fortune told".
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