• Jarrod Dietz
  • Jarrod Dietz

The Balkans

A 47-day adventure by Jarrod Read more
  • Trip start
    July 5, 2023

    Krka National Park

    July 5, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ ⛅ 30 °C

    When we arrived in Split, we wanted to get straight into some of the activities in the area, so we decided to tick off one of the big ones: Krka National Park. The park had some unbelievable waterfalls and wildlife, and the tour we chose included a guided walk through the national park, a boat cruise, and some free time to swim at the end. Unfortunately, swimming in the actual waterfall section is no longer allowed. Apparently, a child died there some years ago, and the area has been closed to swimming ever since.

    We were meeting the tour at the Old Town in Split at around 10:30 am, so we had some spare time in the morning to wander around and explore the city. We accidentally stumbled across Diocletian’s Palace and the underground areas that were used to film Game of Thrones. It was an incredible site, and it was difficult to understand how somewhere so old could be so well preserved. These days, the area is mostly used for markets, which makes it a really interesting place to wander through.

    We then jumped on the bus to Krka National Park. When we arrived, our tour guide took us through a small historical watermill section of the park. Despite it not being particularly busy, we somehow managed to lose him at the very first stop and didn’t see him again until the end. Slightly disappointing, but it worked out pretty well because we ended up making friends with an English guy from Newcastle and a group of Dutch girls. We essentially wandered around at our own pace, chatting and taking in the views, which was perfectly fine given how beautiful the place was. As is typical with pretty much everywhere in Croatia, the water was insanely clear. You could see all the wildlife swimming around beneath the surface, and a slight green colour in the water made the waterfalls look even more spectacular. I would love to include more than 20 photos, but unfortunately, you’ll just have to wait until I’m home to see the rest. Sorry.

    After finally finding our tour guide again, we headed to the boat for a quick cruise down the river. It was pretty cool, although nowhere near as exciting as the waterfall section. The boat dropped us off at a beach, where we chilled for about an hour and had a few beers before it was eventually time to get back on the bus to Split.

    Once we got back, we headed home for a shower and met some more people from the hostel. It seemed like they had put all the Aussies in the same room, because there were about seven of us in total and just one Italian, who we barely saw.

    We caught up with our English mate for a few drinks before heading back to the hostel to drink at the bar there. The beers were only €2, which made it an easy place to meet people. We invited a few others to join us, and before long, there were about six or seven of us sitting around the hostel bar having beers. Eventually, we decided to head out and find some nightlife. After discovering that most of the clubs wanted an entry fee, we settled for a couple of cheaper bars and restaurants instead. Jack was keen to get into one of the clubs, but the entry fee was around €30 and it was already getting pretty late, so we convinced him it probably wasn’t worth it.

    In the end, we all headed home to bed. We weren’t too disappointed, though, because we knew there would be plenty more partying waiting for us in Hvar.
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  • Lime Bikes and Brutal Hikes

    July 6, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    Despite the big night and a very slow morning, we thought it would be a good idea to explore more of Split itself. We had mentioned to the ladies at the front desk that we were planning to find some electric bikes and ride around the area, and she immediately jumped at the chance to show us the best places to go and what to see. She also told us that the hostel had bikes available to rent for just €10 for the whole day. She handed us a map, and we were on our way.
    The first thing we wanted to do was go for a swim, so as soon as we reached the nature reserve, we jumped straight into the water to cool off. It was already midday at this point, and the heat was starting to kick in. Feeling refreshed, we continued around the headland..
    The electric bikes made getting around pretty easy while the path was flat, but as soon as we hit the hills, things got significantly harder. The lady at the hostel had made it sound like it would be easy, saying that if you were reasonably fit, it should be a "piece of cake." Either she was lying, or we were much less fit than we thought. Eventually, we gave up on the bikes and decided to hike to the top of the hill because we were struggling even with the electric assistance. Thankfully, the higher we climbed, the better the views became. By the time we reached the top, they were absolutely spectacular. The official lookout had been closed, but Jack and I decided to find our own path up and were rewarded with an unreal view. Split was spread out on one side, while some of the other Croatian islands could be seen across the water on the other. I wish the photos could do it justice, but once again, it was one of those views that was impossible to properly capture in a single shot. By this point, we were absolutely buckled and couldn’t wait to find some food and relax. After a quick stop at another beach, we made our way back to the hostel for a shower and a bit of downtime.
    We then headed out for dinner on our final night in Split. Since it was our last night, I was keen to see Diocletian’s Palace again and have a quick wander through it at night. It was pretty cool seeing the palace after dark, with the whole area taking on a completely different atmosphere. Unfortunately, we were far too tired to explore for long, so we headed back to the hostel and called it a night.
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  • Bundy, Ballers, and Boats

    July 7, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    When this day began, we had absolutely no idea how it was going to end. We had caught the ferry to Hvar, a place well known for its party scene, but somehow our first night ended up being far better than we could ever have expected. Not much happened during the day. We wandered around town, took it easy, and eventually decided that, as the afternoon rolled around, it was probably time for a few drinks at the hostel.
    We had made friends with the receptionist, who recommended that we check out Hula Hula, supposedly a "beach party" just north of town. When we arrived, it turned out to be little more than a cramped deck overlooking the water, but it was still a good place for a few sunset drinks.

    This was where things started to get interesting.

    As we walked out to find a toilet Jack made a comment to some passing strangers that they “looked Aussie as fuck”. After a brief chat, we learnt that not only were they Queenslanders, but they also grew on the Sunny Coast in the suburb next to Wurtulla. We talked about life on the Coast quickly before they said they had to go because they were about to have shots with D-Lo – assuming this was the name of some DJ, Jack and I thought nothing of it. We proceeded to go and grab a couple of beers at the bar, €10 each was brutal, but this ended up being all the money we would spend for the rest of the night. When the guys came back, they asked if we knew who D'Angelo Russell was, or D-Lo for short. That's when we realised, we just missed out on an opportunity to have shots with one of the top point guards in the NBA.

    They explained that their dad knew him and that he had come over to their private booth. I later found out that their dad was the CEO of a major tech company that had sponsored the Golden State Warriors, where D'Angelo Russell had previously played. I did, however, manage to run into D'Angelo on my way to the bathroom and sneak a photo with him, so I wasn't completely empty-handed.

    The guys then invited Jack and me over to their private booth, where we met their dad and the rest of the family. It was immediately obvious that they were wealthy, but we still hadn't quite grasped just how wealthy until they invited us onto their yacht. We drank with them for a while, and as everyone started to leave, I got talking to their dad, Greg. He mentioned that they had a yacht and invited me on board for a Bundaberg Rum. I couldn't have cared less about the Bundy Rum, but the idea of getting onto a private yacht was another story. I couldn't call Jack quickly enough to tell him what was happening and get him to come back. He ran back to the club to meet us, and we were then picked up by an inflatable dinghy and ferried across to the yacht with around ten people. Most of the group were women who, like us, seemed to have noticed the kind of money this family had.

    Even the boat ride over was surreal. The sun was setting as we sped across the water towards a private yacht, and by this point, Jack and I had already been shouted countless drinks by the family. When we finally arrived, we were completely in awe. Ironically, this meant we forgot to take many photos. We already felt completely out of place and didn't want to make it even more obvious by walking around taking photos of everything. We were greeted with warm towels and cocktails, but Greg told the staff to pour a Bundy for him and me. We sat down and chatted over the rum, which was how I learnt more about his connection to D'Angelo Russell.

    The rest of the night just kept getting crazier. Jack and I received the full millionaire treatment. We were offered drink after drink, rides on the boat and pretty much anything else we could have asked for. Carpe Diem, one of the most famous clubs in Hvar, is located on a private island that you need to take a boat to reach. Entry costs around €40, but Greg had conveniently parked the yacht right outside and told us the crew would take us across whenever we wanted. Greg had paid €500 for a private booth at Carpe Diem that he never even ended up using. We were having far too much fun on the yacht to leave.

    We managed to get a photo of the yacht's name, and some later research revealed just how ridiculous the whole thing was. Renting the yacht reportedly costs around €125,000 — roughly $200,000 AUD — for a week. That price includes two jet skis, a jacuzzi and a crew of around ten people. Unbelievable. We had gone from paying €10 for a beer at a cramped beach bar to spending the night on a private yacht worth hundreds of thousands of dollars a week.

    Safe to say, this was one of the most unexpected days of the entire trip.
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  • Blue Cave

    July 8, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ 🌬 26 °C

    Despite still being in awe and disbelief about the previous night, we had an island and Blue Cave tour booked, so we had to drag ourselves out of bed and make it on time. Somehow, despite drinking hundreds of dollars' worth of liquor the night before, we woke up feeling surprisingly okay. Perhaps our bodies were still in shock from the yacht lifestyle we had experienced for a night, or maybe we were simply still drunk. Whatever it was, we weren't going to let it stop us. We jumped on our boat and headed towards a small island off the coast of Vis. On the way, we passed the Agape Rose, and Jack and I marvelled at its beauty one last time, once again questioning how the fuck we had ended up there the night before. We knew the family were heading back to Split that day, so we wouldn't be seeing it again. Nonetheless, we had a great night and a great day ahead of us.

    Our first stop was a fantastic beach, which gave us a perfect opportunity to relax and recover a little more from the big night. While snorkelling, Jack spotted an octopus that attracted quite a bit of attention from the other tourists. It would have been cool to get a photo, but unfortunately, my underwater phone case was back at the apartment. I had been moving pretty slowly that morning and had completely forgotten it.

    We then headed to the Green Cave, which, once again, I couldn't take photos of because we had to swim into it. It was still really cool, though. Entry cost €12, and a small hole in the roof allowed a little bit of sunlight to shine through, giving the cave a subtle green glow. It was nowhere near as impressive as the Blue Cave, but at least you could actually swim inside it.

    The Blue Cave was our next stop, and this was phenomenal. The cave creates a spectacular natural light show through a combination of several natural coincidences. Firstly, it faces the perfect direction to receive sunlight throughout the day, meaning the colour can even change between morning and afternoon. Secondly, the sand beneath the cave is white, allowing it to reflect sunlight back through the water and amplify the blue colour. Finally, the shape of the cave means that, although it is completely enclosed above the water, there is enough space under the water for sunlight to pass through. The tiny entrance that the boats use was actually made larger to allow tourists to enter, but it was deliberately kept small so it wouldn't interfere with the bright blue colour inside. The original entrance was apparently nothing more than a tiny crevice on a random island in the middle of the Adriatic Sea. Why someone ever decided to crawl through that hole is beyond me, but the view they would have discovered on the other side must have felt completely other-worldly.

    After the Blue Cave, we made our way to the final stop of the tour, Parmizana. It was a really cool place to park up, grab a beer, get some food and relax. Despite the huge night before, I hadn't eaten a single thing all day, and it was now approaching 3 p.m. As a result, we stopped for a quick feed before having another snorkel. When we went back to the boat to collect the snorkelling equipment, we started chatting with the two guys running the tour. Eventually, a few other captains from nearby boats had congregated on ours, and before we knew it, they were all smoking a joint despite the tour not technically being over.

    Our captain, of all people, rolled the largest joint I've ever seen and proceeded to absolutely destroy the whole thing. They were super chill and explained that they spent around nine months of the year working in Bosnia, doing random jobs, before coming to Croatia each summer to captain boats and party. Honestly, it didn't sound like a bad setup at all. Eventually, everyone climbed back onto the boat, and we began the short journey back to Hvar.
    When we got back to Hvar, Jack and I were itching to tell the guys at the hostel that their recommendation to go to Hula Hula the night before had paid off and then some. They were completely in disbelief that, after just one night in Hvar, we had somehow managed to end up on a private yacht. We then proceeded to mention it as often as possible to pretty much everyone in the hostel. A couple of Canadian girls and I we had met decided to turn it into a drinking game. Every time Jack mentioned the word "yacht," we had to drink. Safe to say, we were absolutely plastered by the time we decided to head into town.

    It wasn't anywhere near as exciting as the previous night, but we still had a great time drinking and hanging out with the Canadian girls. After the madness of the night before, though, a slightly quieter night was probably exactly what we needed.
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  • Hilly Hvar

    July 9, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 27 °C

    Despite having incredible luck in Hvar previously, today was a relative calamity. Jack and I had decided that we wanted to get mopeds and explore more of Hvar rather than just sticking around the main town. Unfortunately, because I had never ridden a moped before, the place we were recommended to rent from refused to let us borrow one. In retrospect, we probably should have just found somewhere else and lied, but at the time, we decided electric bikes were the next best option.
    We found somewhere that rented them cheaply, but after waiting around for almost an hour, combined with the lack of sleep and a brutal hangover, we were already starting to regret the idea of cycling around the island all day. Eventually, the bikes arrived, and we set off towards our first destination, Milna Beach. It wasn't particularly far from where we started, but the constant hills along the way quickly made one thing obvious: this was not going to be a sustainable mode of transport.
    We spent some time at the beach and grabbed some food before deciding to cut our losses and head back towards Hvar Town. On the way, we stopped at a few of the other beaches around the city and parked up for a while, eventually spending most of the afternoon relaxing rather than actually exploring. By the time we returned the bikes, the owner was shocked at how little distance we had travelled. We didn't really care. We were far too hungover to attempt anything more strenuous, and at that point, simply making it through the day felt like an achievement.
    That was more or less the end of the day. I caught up with the Canadian girls for another night of drinks, while Jack had started feeling sick and decided to call it an early night to try and recover.
    After the highs of the previous few days, Hvar had finally caught up with us.
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  • Another Travel Day

    July 10, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 29 °C

    This was an incredibly quiet day, as we had to travel from Hvar to Dubrovnik on a four-hour ferry. Having had another big night, I decided to spend as much of the journey sleeping as possible. I think I'm finally getting better at travelling because I managed to sleep for most of the four hours, and it was very much needed.

    When we arrived in Dubrovnik, we discovered that our hotel was located way up the hillside. By the time we figured this out, it was too short a distance to justify getting a taxi, so we decided to trek up the hundreds of stairs ourselves to drop off our bags.

    Although dragging our luggage up the stairs was incredibly painful, the views from the hotel made the effort well worth it. Looking out over Dubrovnik from that height was an awesome introduction to the city.

    Other than that, we kept things pretty quiet. We grabbed some food, got ourselves organised and prepared for the big day ahead, when we would be heading out to see some waterfalls and visit Mostar.
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  • Mostar

    July 11, 2023 in Bosnia and Herzegovina ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    As part of our tour to Kravica Waterfalls, we spent part of the day in Mostar, Bosnia. Although I'm keen to visit more of Bosnia eventually, the main appeal of the tour for us was originally the waterfalls. In the end, however, I actually enjoyed our time in Mostar far more than I expected. The Old Town was incredible and really interesting to walk through. The little streets, markets and distinct change in culture made it feel completely different from anywhere else we'd been on the trip. As part of the tour, we had a local guide show us around, which was a great way to get some insight into the town's history. I had a vague understanding of the conflicts between the countries in the Balkans, but hearing about them directly from someone local gave me a much better appreciation of what the region had been through.

    Seeing Mostar Bridge was incredible, too. It was enormous, and there were people paying to watch others jump off the top into the water below. I was shocked to learn that Hairy had actually done the jump himself when he visited Mostar. The jump must be around 25 metres, and I definitely wouldn't have had the balls to do it. Nonetheless, it was awesome just wandering through the town and checking out the markets, which were full of cool traditional Bosnian items. In the end, I bought a Džeko football jersey for €25. It was incredibly cheap and makes for a pretty good souvenir from my time in Mostar. I definitely hope I can come back to Bosnia one day. Now that I've been to Mostar, the only other major city I really have left to visit is Sarajevo. I'm very keen to see it, although it might be a bit out of the way to make my way back through the region just for that. Only time will tell.

    Jack and I grabbed a big feed before heading back to the bus for the waterfall portion of the tour. When we arrived at Kravica Waterfalls, we were disappointed to learn that we only had about an hour to see everything. There was essentially one massive waterfall, so I guess it made sense why we weren't given much more time, but it still would have been nice to hang around and enjoy it for longer. Either way, we rushed down and threw ourselves straight into the water. It was an incredibly hot day, and we desperately needed to cool off. The water, however, was absolutely freezing and took the breath out of you when you first jumped in. After a few minutes, though, you got used to it. We walked around, took some photos and then went back in for another extended swim to cool off. Before we knew it, our time was up and it was time to head back to Dubrovnik.

    The tour took a different route home, which gave us some incredible views of the Bosnian countryside. Unfortunately, I was sitting on the wrong side of the bus, so getting any decent photos was almost impossible. Still, the scenery made for a great trip back, and it was a perfect way to finish the day.
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  • Dubrovnik City Walls

    July 12, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 31 °C

    Today, we had to change accommodation to somewhere a little closer to Dubrovnik's Old Town and, therefore, closer to all the action. Europe was getting seriously hot by this point, and carrying our bags through the streets of Dubrovnik absolutely drained us. The city is littered with hundreds of steep, seemingly endless sets of stairs that you have to tackle to get almost anywhere. Our new accommodation was right at the top of one of the hills, but eventually, we made it.

    We barely had time to recover before rushing off to our kayaking tour, which was conveniently going to give us a chance to cool down in the water. We had booked a kayaking and snorkelling tour around Dubrovnik so we could see the city from the sea. We reached our first snorkelling location, a small hidden beach inside a cove that can only be accessed by kayak. Despite being relatively secluded, there were still plenty of other tour groups.

    There wasn't a huge amount to see underwater, apart from one very impressive duck. It was diving probably 10 metres underwater between the rocks to hunt for fish and could stay submerged for around 30 seconds at a time. I watched it repeatedly and managed to see it catch fish several times. Other than that, the marine life wasn't particularly spectacular, so Jack and I found a rock jump of around seven metres and took turns jumping off it until it was time to leave.

    To help out a father and daughter who were struggling with the kayaks, Jack and I swapped from our double kayak into the individual ones. It made the journey significantly harder, but we were much more capable of handling them, so we were happy to oblige. Plus, once you got the technique right it wasn’t so bad. We then paddled around the island of Lokrum while our tour guide explained the history of Dubrovnik and the island itself. Apparently, Lokrum is cursed, and he told us several stories about the people who had owned the island and their mysterious deaths. One story in particular caught my attention. The last owner of the island was apparently Franz Ferdinand, the Archduke of Austria-Hungary. His assassination in 1914 triggered the chain of events that led to the First World War, which eventually contributed to the circumstances surrounding the Second World War. If the stories are to be believed, that might be one of the deadliest curses ever placed on an island. The history of Lokrum was fascinating, and I was keen to explore the island myself, but unfortunately, we ran out of time. After spending around two hours paddling around it, we eventually made our way back to the beach and finished the tour.

    Later that day, I wanted to walk the city walls of Dubrovnik, but the price was fairly steep, so Jack decided against it. Luckily, our hotel host recommended getting the Dubrovnik Pass, which cost roughly the same as the walls but included access to several other attractions as well. The Canadians we'd met in Hvar were also in Dubrovnik at the same time, so one of the girls joined me for the afternoon. This ended up being one of the highlights of my entire trip. We went in the afternoon when the temperature had dropped a little, making the walk much more enjoyable. The views over the Old Town were incredible. The entire circuit is around two kilometres long, with bars along the way where you can stop for a drink and take in the scenery. Every few minutes, there seemed to be another incredible viewpoint over the Old Town, the wider city of Dubrovnik, the ocean and the surrounding islands. It was easily the highlight of my time in Dubrovnik.

    That night was supposed to be one of my last with Jack before he headed to Spain, so we decided we had to make the most of it and hit the town. He was still pretty sick, but I managed to convince him to come out for at least a few drinks. We looked around for somewhere decent to have a few drinks, but after overpaying at a couple of different bars, we figured we may as well find a club. After wandering through a few pretty average and almost empty clubs, we decided to text our hotel host for a recommendation. He suggested Revelin.

    We arrived before midnight and managed to get free entry, and the place was absolutely going off. It was easily one of the biggest and coolest nightclubs I'd ever been to. The club was built inside what looked like an old underground fortress or subway tunnel, which gave the whole place a really unique atmosphere. There was heaps of space to dance, and the place was packed. Then, by pure coincidence, the Canadian girl I'd spent part of the day with was also there. Either Dubrovnik is incredibly small, or I had a stalker.

    We spent some more of the night with the Canadians before Jack eventually called it a night and headed home. He was still pretty sick, and clubbing isn't really his thing anyway, but I was glad I managed to drag him out for a little while. Not long after Jack left, the rest of us decided it was probably time to head home and try to get a reasonable night's sleep. It was a pretty perfect way to finish our time in Dubrovnik. Between kayaking around the coastline, walking the city walls and experiencing the nightlife, it ended up being one of my favourite days of the trip.
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  • Croatian Cuisine

    July 13, 2023 in Croatia ⋅ ☀️ 30 °C

    Because we had bought the Dubrovnik Pass, we had free entry to a bunch of different museums and attractions for 24 hours. The Canadian girl I'd met, Iseonna, had asked to join me for some of the activities since we had both bought the pass at the same time. I figured it was better than doing everything on my own, so we spent part of the day exploring together while Jack went ziplining. Jack had also decided to come to Montenegro with me, meaning we wouldn't be parting ways just yet. This was great news, as I wasn't quite ready for the trip to end with us going our separate ways.

    The museums were pretty good, especially considering they were essentially free with the pass. If we'd had to pay full price for them individually, though, I probably would have been pretty disappointed. We visited a cultural museum and a natural history museum before deciding we'd seen enough and going back for a much-needed rest. Most of the day was spent doing exactly that—taking things pretty easy.

    Eventually, I said goodbye to the Canadian girl, as we were heading our separate ways after Dubrovnik, and caught up with Jack. Once Jack finished ziplining, we found a nice little spot on some rocks overlooking the water, which was perfect for a few beers while watching the sunset. It was a pretty relaxing way to finish the afternoon.

    Afterwards, we had booked a restaurant to try some traditional Croatian food. Trying traditional food is something we like to do in every country we visit, and although this was essentially a slow-cooked roast, it was prepared in a traditional way. The meat was cooked in a cast-iron pot surrounded by hot coals, and it was unbelievably tasty. It did, however, come with a pretty hefty price tag—€45 each. Still, that's part of travelling, so we bit the bullet and paid for it.
    That was pretty much it for the night. After the huge feed, we were both absolutely stuffed and more than ready for bed, so we headed home for the night.
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  • Bus Ride from Hell

    July 14, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 32 °C

    Today, we left Dubrovnik and Croatia and headed towards Montenegro. The obvious way to make the journey was by bus, but as soon as we arrived at the station, it was clear that we were in for a shit show. There was absolute chaos as people tried to board the bus, load their luggage and get their tickets checked. Unfortunately, this was nothing compared to what we were about to experience over the next several hours.

    The bus's air conditioning didn't work, and with a bus packed full of people in the middle of the Croatian summer, it was essentially a sauna on wheels. To make matters worse, the Uber driver who dropped us at the bus station had warned us that there could be a multi-hour wait at the border. Less than ten minutes into the journey, I was already literally dripping in sweat.

    Knowing we could potentially be stuck on this bus for six or seven hours was genuinely terrifying. Jack and I started looking into how much an Uber or taxi would cost, but we figured they probably wouldn't be able to cross the international borders. Our next plan was to get through the border and then check the price of a taxi from the other side. It was bad.

    The air was thick, hot and disgusting, and it was becoming difficult to breathe. There were no windows we could open, and the driver couldn't exactly drive with the doors open, so we were essentially being cooked alive. It was a borderline human rights violation. Eventually, we reached the first border checkpoint, and there was a massive queue of cars, exactly as the Uber driver had warned us about. The bus driver, who also appeared to have had enough of the heat himself, decided to take matters into his own hands. He drove on the wrong side of the road for a couple of kilometres, bypassing the queue and getting us through the checkpoint much faster.

    When the bus finally stopped at the border, people were practically fighting to get off as quickly as possible and get some fresh air. To make matters worse, we'd run out of water by this point. Luckily, a Scandinavian couple on the bus were kind enough to give us a frozen water bottle they'd brought with them. It was one of the greatest gifts I'd ever received.

    Eventually, though, we had to get back onto the torture chamber and continue the journey. By this point, people were lying in the aisle of the bus just to get a little more space and cool down by whatever tiny amount they could. Everyone looked absolutely cooked. Finally, we made it to Kotor, where the bus driver organised for us to transfer onto a different bus for the final 40 minutes or so to Budva. This was an absolute lifesaver. The second bus had working air conditioning, and it felt like we'd just entered paradise. Somehow we arrived in Budva without anyone dying from heat exhaustion.

    Along the way, we met a French-Canadian who was staying in Budva's Old Town. We dropped our bags off at our accommodation and then walked her to her hostel. After that, we wandered around the Old Town for a while, popping into shops and patting the hundreds of stray cats that seemed to line every alleyway. We grabbed some food and headed to the beach for the afternoon. We stayed there until it got dark before heading back to the hostel for the night.

    Given that most of the day was spent travelling - and, more importantly, trying not to die on the bus - I didn't get many photos. There wasn’t much to photograph for the day anyways.
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  • Budva Beach Day

    July 15, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 30 °C

    Not much really happened today, and in retrospect, Budva wasn't the most exciting town. But we had expected to spend most of the day relaxing by the beach, and we were more than happy with that. We caught up with the French-Canadian we'd met on the bus, whose name I’ve forgotten, and made our way to a quieter beach outside the Old Town. There were still a few people around, but it was much bigger and gave everyone plenty of space. Jack had bought a mini soccer ball, and somehow we ended up throwing that thing around for a good couple of hours. It was a pretty simple way to spend the afternoon, but it was exactly what we needed. The views from the beach were incredible. Looking out over the crystal-clear water, rocky coastline and enormous mountains in the background, it was easy to sit there for hours and take it all in.

    Unfortunately, the heat at the moment was becoming genuinely unbearable. Staying in direct sunlight for more than 30 minutes was difficult, so eventually we decided we'd had enough and headed off.

    We stopped at the shops and bought an entire watermelon and some feta. The French-Canadian insisted that the combination was great, but personally, I would have much rather eaten the watermelon on its own. After some more aimless wandering around Budva, the day was pretty much over. We headed back to the hostel for the night, happy enough with a slow day by the beach.
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  • Back to Solo Travel

    July 16, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    We had a slow start to the day today. We headed to our new accommodation, which was really nice but, unfortunately, located at the top of a very big hill. Carrying our huge bags up there was painful, but we eventually made it. After dropping our bags off, we headed out for some breakfast, where we caught up with the French-Canadian we'd met earlier. From there, we made our way towards Kotor. She was staying there, while Jack and I were just planning on doing a day trip.

    As soon as I saw Kotor, though, I knew I'd have to come back. Hairy had heavily recommended that I do the Ladder Trail, and seeing the beauty of the town and its surrounding mountains only reinforced my desire to return. For now, though, we were just there for the day.

    We had a brief walk through the town, but given that I knew I'd be coming back, I'm glad we didn't spend too much time exploring. Instead, we headed down to the beach and spent the afternoon relaxing once again. Because Kotor sits inside a huge bay, the water wasn't anywhere near as clear as what we'd experienced elsewhere along the coast. It was a little disappointing, but the incredible scenery surrounding the city more than made up for it. We still spent a while relaxing by the water before grabbing some Aperol Spritzes and enjoying the afternoon. Eventually, it was time to head back to Budva.

    We said goodbye to the French-Canadian and returned to our apartment for some drinks. The view from our accommodation was incredible, so sitting out with a few beers while taking it all in was a pretty perfect way to spend the evening. It was also our last night together after almost a month of travelling. Jack was leaving for Spain the following day, meaning we'd finally be going our separate ways. As sad as I was to see our time travelling together come to an end, I was also genuinely excited to get back to travelling on my own. Travelling with friends is great, but sometimes it means you naturally become less social in hostels and don't meet as many people as you otherwise would. Travelling solo forces you to get out there and talk to people, which was something I was looking forward to.

    Still, we'd had an incredible month together, and I wouldn't have changed anything about it. We had seen some unbelievable places, experienced some ridiculous nights and made plenty of memories along the way. Hopefully, we'll get the chance to do it all again one day.
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  • Sveti Stefan

    July 17, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 31 °C

    I had one more day in Budva before spending a couple of nights in Kotor. This was mainly because the hostel I wanted wasn't available that night, so I had to postpone my stay in Kotor by a day. Jack had now left, so I had the day to myself, and the main thing I wanted to tick off was Sveti Stefan. It was something I didn't think Jack would particularly enjoy, so it worked out pretty well that I could see it once he had left.

    First, though, I had to get my stuff to the hostel for the night. Our current accommodation was already pretty high up the hill, but this hostel was somehow even higher and involved an incredibly steep climb. I should have gotten up earlier and tried to avoid the worst of the heat, but I was enjoying my sleep far too much. After battling my way up the hill and absolutely drenching myself in sweat, I dropped my bag off and headed towards the beach.

    Although the walk to Sveti Stefan was long, there were plenty of little beaches to stop at along the way. I ended up doing a bit of beach hopping and got to see some of the coastline and areas around Budva that I otherwise probably wouldn't have visited. Unfortunately, the heat was absolutely overwhelming. By the end, I was seriously regretting my decision to walk and probably should have just caught public transport. The scenery was great but walking that far in that heat was brutal.

    And then came the final destination: Sveti Stefan. Unfortunately, it was a bit of a disappointment.

    I hadn't realised until I got there, but the entire island is essentially a private resort, meaning you can only access it if you're staying there. I hadn't looked into the price, but I'm willing to bet it was well outside my budget. I had been looking forward to exploring the island itself, so it was a bit disappointing to only be able to admire it from the outside. I managed to get some good photos, though, so it wasn't a complete waste.

    After all that walking and barely eating anything, I was absolutely starving, so I found somewhere and demolished an enormous feed. Unfortunately, shortly after finishing my meal, I realised I had another problem: I was late to officially check into my hostel. I'd only dropped my bag off earlier and hadn't actually been allocated a room yet. Suddenly, I had to rush across Budva, so I grabbed a taxi and raced back to the hostel.

    It was a suitably chaotic end to what had already been a long and exhausting day.
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  • Kotor Fortress and Ladder Trail

    July 18, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 32 °C

    It was time to leave Budva and head to Kotor. Although I'd visited on a day trip with Jack, this was my first time actually staying in the town. I checked out of my hostel, trekked down the hill and made my way to the bus stop after a quick breakfast and coffee. Budva had been a nice coastal town - relaxed, chilled and easy-going - but I could already tell that Kotor was going to be much more fun.

    When I arrived, I made the short walk to the Old Town and found my hostel. The receptionist immediately told me about the activities they had planned for the night: a boat cruise and karaoke. The boat cruise was already fully booked, but he told me to be in the common room around 7 p.m. for karaoke. I'm not a huge karaoke guy. If I'm going to do karaoke, I want it to be 1 a.m. and I want tobe blackout drunk. So, I was pretty confident I wasn't going to be participating.

    I headed to my room, dropped off my bags and chilled for a bit. When I arrived, I met a Kiwi girl, Holly, who was telling me about the big night she'd had the night before. I immediately had a feeling I'd picked a pretty good party hostel and was keen to see what the night had in store. I mentioned that I really wanted to do the Ladder Trail, which takes you up the mountain overlooking Kotor. She was also keen to do it but was leaving the following day, so she convinced me and a couple of the other guys from the hostel to tackle it that afternoon. I was more than happy to join, as it meant I wouldn't have to do the hike alone and I'd get to meet some people along the way. They were all really cool, and the trek ended up being one of the highlights of my time in Kotor.

    We started by climbing the fortress walls that form the beginning of the route up the mountain. The steps were steep, and despite it being later in the afternoon, the sun was still absolutely brutal. Eventually, we made it to the top of the fortress, where we stopped for a quick break and took some photos. From there, we headed slightly back down, crawled through a window and began the actual Ladder Trail towards the top of the mountain.

    As you leave the fortress, you come across a small abandoned church made from cobblestone. It was a really cool sight and felt completely out of place. For a moment, I felt like I'd somehow been teleported to a little village in the UK. The Ladder Trail itself was much easier than the fortress climb. There were no stairs, and the zigzag design meant that the incline was never particularly steep. It made the climb much more manageable. Partway up the mountain, we came across a little house owned by an old man who had turned it into a small business selling beers and pomegranate juice. We stopped for a drink and sat down to enjoy the scenery. By this point, the sun had started to set, and the views were incredible.

    Kotor looked tiny from above, sitting inside the enormous bay. The Old Town, with its stone buildings and red roofs, looked incredible from the mountain, while the huge mountains on the opposite side of the bay created an amazing backdrop. We knew we had to keep moving if we wanted to catch the sunset from as high up as possible, so we set off again, racing the sun towards the top. We didn't quite make it to the very summit before sunset, but we still managed to watch it from incredibly high up. Once the sun disappeared, we sat down and enjoyed the twilight for a while. After a quick rest and some conversation, we'd all decided that we were definitely going out that night. That meant we needed to start making our way down if we wanted enough time for drinks.

    The walk down was almost as impressive as the climb up. As the sky became darker, Kotor began to light up below us, creating an amazing contrast between the darkening sky and the glowing town. I took an absurd number of photos because every time I looked around, there seemed to be an even better photo opportunity than the last. Finally, it became completely dark, and we relied on the lights from our phones to navigate the final sections of the trail. After a long trek, we finally made it back to the bottom. Definitely worth it.

    We headed back to the hostel, showered and got ready for the night. Once everyone had congregated, we headed into the common room, where karaoke was already in full force. The room was packed with screaming girls, which immediately put us off drinking there. So, in a move that made me feel about 17 again, we bought a bottle of spirits and drank it in the park near the Old Town. It was actually a great way to start the night, as I got to know the people I'd done the hike with a little better. Eventually, we were drunk enough to head to the first pub on the crawl.

    A little later, we found a bar that sold shots in a ridiculous number of different flavours. Holly and I bought a couple each, and they absolutely destroyed us. We eventually caught up with everyone at the next pub and continued drinking. A couple of bars later, it was getting pretty late, but the night was nowhere near finished.

    Then Holly, who had a 7 a.m. bus to catch, suggested skinny dipping. I was hardly going to shy away. We headed down to the beach, went for a swim and then made our way back to the hostel. By the time we were finished, it was approaching 5 a.m. Holly set her alarm for just two hours later, and I genuinely felt for her. Meanwhile, I was incredibly excited about the fact that I had absolutely nothing planned for the next morning. I went to bed and slept for as long as humanly possible.
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  • Kotor Nightlife

    July 19, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 36 °C

    After a huge sleep until around midday, I figured I should probably get myself out of bed and make something of the day. This was somewhat successful, although most of the day was spent continuing to explore the Old Town and the surrounding areas. I grabbed some food, wandered around for a while longer and eventually made my way back to the hostel.

    The guy who had replaced Holly in my room was from the UK and seemed pretty chill. We got chatting, and he invited me to join him on a drive through Albania. Getting around Albania isn't particularly easy, so having a car would be a huge advantage. I told him I'd definitely be keen and that I'd message him about it. He was also keen for a night out, and I told him that this hostel was pretty much the perfect place for exactly that.

    The night started with some Rage Cage. It was fun, but it wasn't really getting me drunk enough, so we moved on to beer pong. Eventually, my new roommate joined us, and the pub crawl started. I still felt like I could use a bit more alcohol, so we once again visited the shot bar and grabbed a couple of shots. That seemed to put me on the right track. I had a few more beers and eventually met a guy from the Gold Coast. We hit it off and started drinking pretty heavily together. At some point after that, my memory starts to get a little hazy. Unfortunately, I forgot his name and never got his socials, otherwise he would have been good to catch up with later in the travels or once I return to Aus.

    Given that most of the day was spent wandering around and partying, I didn't take many photos. So, unfortunately, the main photographic evidence from today is just a very nice plate of tortellini. Not exactly the most exciting collection of travel photos, but at least the pasta looked good.
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  • Podgorica

    July 20, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 36 °C

    Last night wasn't as bad as the previous one - 3 a.m. instead of 5 a.m. - but unfortunately, a sleep-in wasn't an option today. I had a hangover that seemed to be accumulating from the day (or weeks) before, and with a 10 a.m. checkout, I had to drag myself out of bed. I packed my stuff, and in my hungover state I somehow managed to leave behind my favourite - and most expensive - shirt. Definitely not one of my better packing efforts. I hung around the common area for a while, slowly preparing myself to make the journey to the bus station. Eventually, I said goodbye to some of the British guys I'd met and headed off.

    Because the hostel was booked out for the next couple of days and the hostel I wanted to stay at in Žabljak was also full, I needed to find somewhere else to spend a couple of nights. I eventually settled on Podgorica, the capital of Montenegro. I'd heard plenty of people say that Podgorica wasn't particularly exciting, but I was curious to see it for myself. The bus ride there was incredible. The views along the coast were spectacular, and it made for a pretty impressive journey.

    When I arrived in Podgorica, however, I quickly understood some of the negative reviews. It was obvious that the city was much more of a business and economic centre than a tourist destination. There wasn't a huge amount of history or culture that stood out, and much of the city seemed to have been built around business – though not surprising for a capital city. That being said, the food was cheap, and the hostel was quiet when I arrived. After several huge nights in Kotor, I actually needed a couple of days to slow down and recover, so it worked out perfectly.

    I spent most of the afternoon sitting around the hostel and relaxing until I eventually got hungry. I then headed out to explore the city and find something to eat. This was when I discovered a livelier side to Podgorica. People were out in the city centre drinking, talking and catching up with each other. Everyone seemed incredibly friendly, and it felt like half the city knew each other. It was a completely different atmosphere from what I'd experienced earlier in the day and made me realise there was more to Podgorica than my first impression suggested. After grabbing a pizza near my hostel, I headed back for the night.
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  • A Day in the Capital

    July 21, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 35 °C

    Today was the only full day I had in Podgorica, and there were only a few things I really wanted to see. As a result, I allowed myself to sleep in and didn't start exploring until after I'd grabbed some food and had a chat with the people at the hostel.

    My first stop was the Millennium Bridge. It wasn't overly exciting, but the river running underneath it was beautiful. I immediately regretted not bringing a towel, as the water looked perfect for a swim. After debating whether it was worth going all the way back to the hostel, I decided I may as well keep moving.

    Next up was the Orthodox Temple of Christ's Resurrection, which was far more impressive than the bridge. As you turn the corner, this enormous building suddenly appears in the distance, seemingly sitting in the middle of nowhere. Despite being in the city centre, there is a huge amount of open space surrounding it, which, for whatever reason, adds to the scale and magnificence of the building. The church was particularly interesting because it looked completely different from most of the churches I'd seen elsewhere in Europe. Rather than having the traditional shape I'd come to expect, it was built from an array of smaller and larger cylindrical structures that all combined to create one enormous building.

    The final thing I wanted to see was the Old Town. After seeing how incredible the Old Towns of Kotor and Budva had been, I had some pretty high expectations. The entrance was actually really cool. You crossed an old cobblestone bridge and walked through some ruins before entering the area. Unfortunately, the Old Town itself was incredibly disappointing. It looked more like a neglected neighbourhood than an historic Old Town. I walked around for maybe five minutes before starting to look for a way out. I barely took any photos.

    In total, I managed to see pretty much everything I wanted to in Podgorica in around three hours. Most of the attractions were relatively close together, and there simply wasn't enough there to keep me interested for much longer. The church was easily the highlight.

    With everything ticked off, I headed back to the hostel to relax for a while. Later that evening, I suddenly had a massive craving for nachos after Jack had sent me a photo of his from Spain. Naturally, I decided I needed to find a Mexican restaurant. It was Friday night, and the city was even livelier than the night before. People were out everywhere, drinking, talking and enjoying themselves. There might not have been a huge amount to see in Podgorica, but there was definitely plenty of life in the city.

    Eventually, I found a Mexican restaurant and ordered the nachos. They were surprisingly good. They were also absolutely enormous. I barely managed to finish them before heading back to the hostel and collapsing into bed with a serious food coma.
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  • Black Lake - Zabljak

    July 22, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 26 °C

    Today wasn't going to be particularly eventful. I had to catch the bus at 10 a.m., and after a four-hour journey, I finally arrived in Žabljak. I had a lot planned for my time here, with lots of hiking, so I didn't want to do too much on my first day. I figured it would be best to take it easy and save my energy for the adventures ahead. The guys who run the hostel, however, seemed to consider that blasphemous.

    They strongly suggested that I walk to Black Lake, which was located near the hostel. I say "suggested," but they didn't exactly give me much of an option. Luckily, it was only about a 45-minute walk. And it was absolutely worth it. Black Lake was incredible. Huge pine trees surrounded the water, while enormous Montenegrin mountains towered in the background. The scenery looked more like something you'd expect to see in Canada than the Balkans.

    The lake itself was around 2.5 km to walk around, making for a really nice and relaxing afternoon stroll. I eventually found a spot to swim, cooled off in the water and then continued around the lake, taking in the scenery.

    After finishing the walk, I headed back into town to stock up on supplies for the big hike coming tomorrow. Bobotov Kuk. That was going to be the real challenge, and after four hours on a bus and a decent walk around Black Lake, I figured some rest was probably necessary.

    Tomorrow would be a big one.
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  • Bobotovs Peak

    July 23, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 21 °C

    Upon Liam Hairs' recommendation, I found myself staying at a hostel that catered specifically to hikers, with the intention of summiting the highest mountain in Montenegro. Liam never made it to the peak because of the snow that was still covering the mountain when he visited Žabljak, so I wasn't entirely sure what I was in for. During a stringent and thorough briefing from Alex, one of the brothers who runs the hikes, we set off on our adventure. The briefing included some incredibly useful information, such as which paths to take to avoid dying, where to die if we did die so our bodies would never be found (apparently this saves a lot of paperwork), and what to do if we came across a dead body. Thinking these were just a series of macabre jokes, we laughed it off. That was until Alex explained that an Australian a few years earlier had found the skull of a Singaporean woman who had died somewhere on the mountain and had never been found. The Aussie had wandered off the trail, found the skull and apparently thought it would make a great souvenir, so he brought it back to the hostel. Alex was particularly frustrated about the paperwork that followed. Realising he was, in fact, not taking the piss, the obvious question was how many people actually die on the mountain. His answer? Fifty-six people in the last ten years. Seeming like a relatively low number, we figured we probably wouldn't be one of them and set off.

    With all of this incredibly useful information now in our heads, we began our journey. Despite having to spend two days in Podgorica waiting for a space to open at the hostel, Žabljak was incredibly quiet. I only had one other person staying in my six-person dorm, and despite Bobotov Kuk being one of the most popular hikes in Montenegro because of its short hiking season, only three of us were heading up that day. There was me, a complete hiking rookie; another Australian girl, Zara, who was also a rookie; and an Englishman who was so quick that we never even learnt his name. I was incredibly grateful to have at least one other person around my skill level to tackle the hike with, because the climb was going to be far more treacherous than anything I'd attempted before. The first hour and a half didn't give us any indication of what was coming. The trail was relatively flat and cruisy, with only minor rises.

    Eventually, though, we got our first proper view of the enormous mountain rising above a collection of already massive peaks. That had to be Bobotov Kuk. Luckily, we soon reached a lake where we could stop for a quick swim before beginning the final ascent. Out of curiosity, we checked the maps app to see how long it expected the next section to take. The next 470 metres was going to take us one hour and 50 minutes. That's roughly 0.25 km/h. Looking up and seeing people who looked like tiny dots climbing what appeared to be almost vertical walls hundreds of metres above us made me feel slightly sick. But I'd been warned.

    So we began the proper ascent. The hike essentially broke into three sections: the flat beginning, the first ascent and the final ascent. The first ascent was that 470-metre climb, and it was brutally hard. We were scrambling over rocks and walking at ridiculous angles, forcing Zara and me to stop for regular breaks. The one hour and 50 minutes we'd been quoted had seemed impossible. In the end, it took us even longer. About halfway up, we ran into the Englishman who had started the hike with us. He was already on his way back down and looked like he hadn't even broken a sweat. It turned out he was an ultramarathon runner and an avid hiker. That made us feel slightly better about ourselves. While he was on track to be back at the hostel around lunchtime, we still had the hardest sections of the mountain ahead of us.

    We powered through and reached the beginning of the final ascent. This section was shorter but even more vertical. At this point, I genuinely questioned whether I would have continued if I had been doing the hike alone. As we climbed higher, the terrain became increasingly treacherous. Eventually, we reached a section where a rope had been installed to help hikers zigzag up the final part of the mountain. There was barely a foot of rough ground between us and a sheer 200-metre drop, followed by another few hundred metres of slightly less steep terrain. I clutched that rope for my life and avoided looking down. The best we could hope for was that nobody started coming down while we were going up. If they did, one of us would have to backtrack and find somewhere to let them through. Luckily, we made it through without any issues.

    That gave us a brief sense of achievement, before we realised there was still another ascent ahead. This section involved loose rocks and people coming in the opposite direction, making the climb even more awkward. It was brutal, but when we reached the top, all exhaustion and fatigue left the body. It was an incredibly clear day, and from the summit, we could see kilometre after kilometre of mountain ranges stretching across multiple countries and completely different landscapes. We stood there admiring the view and looking back at the route we'd just conquered, trying to comprehend how we'd somehow managed to get ourselves up there. Seeing the tiny specs in the distance and was both rewarding and daunting to think about. Then we saw something else humbling and interesting, A stray dog. Somehow, this dog had made it to the highest peak in Montenegro with us. Given that we'd needed ropes to pull ourselves up near vertical cliffs, I have absolutely no idea how this dog managed it. The mystery of the Montenegrin Mountain Dog remains unsolved. At one point, she sat on the edge of the cliff looking out over the landscape appearing as though also to admire the landscape sprawled out before her.

    After spending some time on the summit and having some lunch, we decided it was time to start heading down. Getting down was arguably more treacherous than getting up.

    We now had to deal with loose rocks and people travelling in the opposite direction, and if we slipped, it was going to be much harder to stop ourselves. Still, we'd made it this far and had no choice but to head down. I think I was running largely on adrenaline because we ended up storming down the mountain. It was also on the descent that we started noticing some of the plaques commemorating people who had died on the climb. Some of them were incredibly young. It was a pretty sobering reminder of just how dangerous the mountain could be. Fortunately, we'd already made it through the most dangerous sections, and we continued down towards the lake.

    At this point, Zara desperately needed to use the toilet, which was a much bigger problem for her than it was for me. This hike was particularly poorly suited to that problem. There were no trees, no real cover - just endless rocks and grass. Her best option was to find a large boulder and hope nobody could see her, although the people still standing at the top of the mountain probably would have had a pretty good view. She decided to hold on until we reached the lake. I could tell how desperate she was because she absolutely stormed down the mountain, racing towards the water.

    After another rest and some food, we began the final part of the hike: the flat beginning, which was now the end. For some reason, we expected this section to take around 30 or 40 minutes. We were very wrong. I don't remember exactly how long it took, but it was painful. Without the excitement of the hike or the adrenaline from the descent, it dragged, and dragged. Despite having walked and talked almost the entire day, we eventually reached the stage where neither of us had much left to say. We just silently dragged our feet towards the finish. Sections of the trail we'd completely forgotten about seemed to keep appearing, each one bringing another wave of disappointment.

    Finally, we made it back to where we'd started. Except, of course, it wasn't quite the end. We still had to get back to the hostel. We tried hitchhiking from the car park but had no luck. Eventually, we decided to start walking towards Žabljak and try to flag down a car along the way. For whatever reason, though, absolutely nobody seemed to be driving in our direction. After another 15 minutes of walking, we started contemplating getting a taxi. Then, thankfully, a German couple stopped and offered us a lift. They dropped us at the hostel, where we stumbled inside as shattered remnants of the people who had left that morning. We had long showers and tried to recover before making our way to the communal area out the back.

    And that's where the day got even stranger. Someone had checked into the hostel who looked incredibly familiar. He reminded me of a kid who had been in my common room back in high school. I didn’t think much of it given how rural this place was and how far away from Australia we were. Then I noticed he was wearing Caloundra Lighthouse footy shorts. That meant it had to be him. Riley Waugh. The little kid from PLC. I had somehow travelled halfway around the world and bumped into someone from my old high school in the mountains of Montenegro.

    Eight of us headed down the road to find a cheap meal. It was my first time trying goulash, although I'm not sure I got the full experience because it essentially tasted like beef stroganoff. After dinner, we headed back to the hostel for some much-needed sleep. The rest of the guys had their big summit attempt the following day, so it was time to recover. As for me, I had just completed one of the hardest and most rewarding things I'd ever done. And I had the hundreds of photos to prove it. Picking just 20 for this entry was almost impossible.
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  • Lakes, Leeches, and Loose Bowels

    July 24, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ⛅ 23 °C

    Today was supposed to be a day of rest because we still had the longest hike of the trip coming tomorrow. As a result, I did my best to sleep in. In a hostel full of people preparing for huge hikes, however, sleeping late is nearly impossible. Although, to be fair, it was actually the construction site next door that was the real deal-breaker. There was no chance of sleeping past 8 a.m. Regardless, I took it easy and stayed in bed for a couple of hours. My legs were jelly from the day prior.

    Getting out of bed took serious effort, and I needed to use my arms to help pull myself up. I could already tell it was going to be a long and painful day. I dragged myself out of bed and made my way to the communal area, where I chatted with the hostel hosts for a while. We didn't see Zara until around midday, as she had a room to herself and had managed to score a seriously impressive sleep-in. After chatting with her and the hosts a bit more, they suggested that I complete the Three Lakes Tour because it was "easy."

    Once again, "suggested" is a very generous way of putting it. These guys were hiking fiends. They seemed to believe that sitting around doing nothing was completely unacceptable, and every day they found some new activity to encourage - or, more accurately, force - you into doing. Still, I obliged. At least it meant I was getting good value out of my stay in Žabljak. Zara had already completed the Three Lakes Tour on her first day, so she decided to relax by Black Lake while I headed off around 1 p.m.

    I'd already visited the first of the three lakes, Black Lake, on my first day, so I skipped that and headed straight towards Snake Lake. Snake Lake gets its name from the snakes that apparently used to come there to warm themselves during winter. It is not named after the enormous leeches that infest the water. Apparently, removing these leeches is a complicated and dangerous process involving heating up a needle, stabbing the leech directly in the brain and quickly pulling it out. Safe to say, I stayed well away from the water. The walk to the lake was relatively short, but when I arrived, I was pretty disappointed. You couldn't swim, as previously mentioned, and there wasn't a huge amount to see.

    You could walk around the lake, but I figured I'd rather keep moving and head towards the next one. This was Jablan Jezero. The walk there was considerably harder, involving a lot elevation gain. After the previous day's Bobotov Kuk climb, I was in absolutely no condition to be dealing with hills. At several points, I seriously considered turning around. But I knew Alex and Stefan would be incredibly disappointed - and probably a little ashamed of me - if I came back and told them it was too hard. So I persisted. And I was handsomely rewarded. Eventually, I came across a beautiful lake sitting at the bottom of an enormous mountain. The water was crystal clear and, unlike Snake Lake, completely swimmable. I'd also spent the entire walk being harassed by flies and bugs, so a swim sounded even better. The best part of the walk, however, was how few people were around. There were only three of us at the lake.

    After the chaos and crowds I'd experienced at beaches and lakes throughout Europe, having somewhere this beautiful almost completely to myself was an incredible change. I sat by the lake for a while, enjoying the peace and the scenery, before eventually deciding it was time to head back. Because I'd started so late, I didn't have much time to relax, but I was keen to return to the hostel anyway. I was also curious to see how the rest of the group had handled their attempt at Bobotov Kuk. It turned out the goulash we'd eaten the previous night had done some serious damage.

    Despite eating the same meal and feeling completely fine, the biggest challenge for the rest of the guys on the mountain wasn't actually reaching the summit. It was trying not to shit themselves in full view of everyone. Many of them didn't get to properly appreciate the incredible views because they were desperately searching for somewhere secluded to do their business. Given how difficult it had been for Zara to find somewhere to piss during our hike, I could only imagine how much worse the situation would have been when you needed to take a shit. As funny as it was, I genuinely felt for the guys.

    The irony was that I was the only person who hadn't been affected by the goulash, despite eating it myself. I was also the only one who had a relatively chill day in comparison. I probably could have afforded to get sick realistically. The rest of the group was backing up Bobotov Kuk with the longest hike on offer the following day, so we once again had an early night.
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  • The Ice Cave

    July 25, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 23 °C

    Today was the 25 km loop to the Ice Cave and around the valley that sits beneath Bobotov Kuk, which we'd conquered a couple of days earlier. I woke up sore once again, but by this point, I was used to it and ready for the challenge. During our induction, Alex once again provided some information that probably would have been useful to know a little earlier. The elevation gain on this hike was actually greater than Bobotov Kuk - around 1 km total gain compared to the 600 m we'd climbed to the summit. The reason was that, unlike Bobotov Kuk, we were starting directly from Žabljak rather than being driven closer to the mountain.

    Alex assured us that the climb was much more gradual because we were covering a significantly greater horizontal distance. I had no choice but to believe him. So, we set off. This time, we had a crew of eleven, nine of whom were Aussies. It was great to have such a big group. The previous two hikes had either been on my own or with just Zara, so having a large group meant there was plenty of conversation to distract us from the pain ahead. We headed towards the start of the loop, and it didn't take long before we were all taking some deep breaths. Because we were such a large group, we took regular breaks to make sure nobody was left behind. Our first major stop was the Shepherd's Den. Getting there had already been fairly difficult, but we knew the next section was going to be the most intense climb we'd faced since Bobotov Kuk.

    We grabbed a quick snack and started the steep ascent. The sixth photo gives a pretty good idea of what the trail looked like. It was brutal for a solid hour, with a steep climb that seemed to go on forever. Eventually, it eased off slightly, although we were still climbing pretty much all the way to the Ice Cave. When we finally arrived, the cave itself was pretty daunting. You look down into a very steep drop, where the first patches of ice are visible. The ice continues all the way to the bottom of the cave. Getting down required us to use a rope, shimmying between the ice and the walls to make our way deeper into the cave. Eventually, the rope ran out, leaving us to crawl the rest of the way down. In reality, the crawling quickly turned into an uncontrolled slide.

    We'd been walking for hours and were absolutely roasting, so the freezing temperature of the cave was a welcome change. Our hands, however, were not so impressed. They were completely numb by the time we reached the bottom. We stayed down there for a while, enjoying the bizarre environment we'd found ourselves in. It was such a strange contrast to the heat we'd been hiking through all day. Getting back out was probably the hardest part. We had to crawl back up the slippery ice until we could reach the rope again. None of us had any equipment remotely designed for climbing ice, so getting a grip was incredibly difficult. With freezing, numb hands, we once again had to pull ourselves between the ice and the cave walls until we finally escaped. It was a genuinely cool place to explore and a pretty fitting halfway point for the hike.

    Although, when I say halfway, that's only true in terms of distance. The second half was mostly a steady downhill, which meant we covered it significantly faster and with much less effort. And, more importantly, there was no more uphill. After three consecutive days of climbing mountains, I was completely done with going upwards. Eventually, we made it back to Black Lake, where we could finally cool off. The water was absolutely lifesaving and was the perfect way to finish such a long hike. By this point, there was no chance any of us were putting our shoes and socks back on. They were disgusting. So, in classic Aussie fashion, all 11 of us walked the final 3 km back to the hostel barefoot.

    After four days of hiking, we'd finally finished the big stretch of adventures in Žabljak. We stopped for some drinks to celebrate, although our hostel wasn't exactly a party hostel. The owners were usually pretty keen for everyone to be asleep by 11 p.m., especially because plenty of people still had hikes planned for the following day. Still, we managed to enjoy a few drinks together and celebrate what had been an incredible few days. After all the mountains, exhaustion, ice, ropes and questionable footwear, it felt pretty good to finally sit down and relax.
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  • Ulcinj

    July 26, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 33 °C

    I had grown quite close with everyone at the hostel over the few days I was there, but eventually, it was time to say goodbye. Unfortunately, most people were heading north towards Croatia, while I was heading south towards Albania. That meant there was a good chance we wouldn't cross paths again. A few people were heading south with me, though, so I am hopeful to run into some of them again. The upside was that I came away with many, many recommendations for places to visit in Albania. Everyone seemed to have their own suggestions, so I was confident I'd be able to make the most of my time there.

    After gathering all our shit and getting ready to leave, we said our goodbyes, exchanged Instagrams and headed off. Connor, a Canadian guy from the hostel, was also heading to Ulcinj. I'd booked myself a private hotel for a couple of nights, though, as I desperately needed some time to recover after the last few days of hiking. I told Connor that if he was doing anything, he should let me know, and I'd see what my energy levels were like.

    After about five hours on the bus, we finally arrived in Ulcinj. We walked towards our respective accommodations before eventually parting ways. I eventually found my hotel - once again, at the top of a fucking hill - and dropped all my stuff off. After days of hiking, I had absolutely no interest in doing anything remotely adventurous. The only thing I cared about was food.

    So I went on the hunt and stocked up properly. I bought snacks and noodles from the shops, then grabbed pasta and a pizza dish from a restaurant. Between all of that, I had enough food to keep me going for the next couple of days without having to leave my room too much. These next two days were officially dedicated to recovery.

    The last few days of mountains, 25 km hikes, ice caves and countless kilometres of walking, I had absolutely earned it.

    So don't expect too much from the next couple of entries - Ulcinj was my recovery arc.
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  • Private Hotel and Recovery

    July 27, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☁️ 29 °C

    This was my only full day in a private accommodation, and I did less than nothing the whole day. I had planned to organise my trip as best I could, but even this was barely achieved. I had a huge sleep in to start the day, then the most productive I was included calling the parents and chatting to them. After this, I simply continued to stuff myself with food and have a nap. I awoke, ate again, and fell asleep. Although this sounds like I wasted a day, it was exactly what I had planned to do. I did not complain about sitting on my balcony, eating food, and watching the sun set over the old town and the beach of Ulcinj.Read more

  • Pirate Hostel

    July 28, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 28 °C

    Today marked the end of my private accommodation, which was a little sad, but I'd heard great things about the Pirate Hostel - and especially about Coco. Coco is the owner and genuinely a one-of-a-kind character. He seems like he was practically built to be a hostel owner: incredibly social, ridiculously energetic, and blessed with a superhuman memory. He seemed to know everyone's name, where they'd come from, and what they'd been up to. First, though, I had to check out of my current accommodation.

    Unfortunately, I was making a bit of a habit of not checking out on time. I messaged the owner, and luckily, he said I could stay until 1 p.m. if I needed to. In a pretty accurate representation of my energy levels at the time, I was even late for the 1 p.m. checkout. Eventually, though, it was time to get back to reality and return to proper backpacker life. I made my way to the hostel and caught up with Lewis, one of the Aussie guys I'd met in Žabljak. I also met a bunch of new people who were already having drinks at the hostel, so I happily joined them and started getting to know everyone.

    The hostel ran beach tours every day, as well as boat trips, so there was a constant stream of people coming and going. As everyone returned from their respective adventures, the drinking at the hostel gradually escalated. Inevitably, most of the group headed into town for the night. I decided to sit this one out.

    I was still recovering from the hiking marathon of the previous few days, so I stayed behind with Erin. I was confident I'd make up for it over the next couple of nights. Despite doing very little, it was still a great first night at the hostel. I could already tell I'd found another place where it would be very easy to meet people and get caught up in the backpacker lifestyle. Once again, though, I don't have many photos, as most of the day was spent sat around a table talking nonsense.
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  • Boat Tour

    July 29, 2023 in Montenegro ⋅ ☀️ 27 °C

    Today, I jumped on one of the boat tours organised by the hostel for €20. Unfortunately, it was pretty difficult to take photos throughout the day, so I'm once again lacking in that department. I'll just have to do my best to describe everything and hope my words can make up for the lack of pictures. We started by grabbing some beers and snacks to keep us going and headed down to the dock. Our first stop was a Blue Cave. It was similar to the one we'd visited in Croatia - a natural combination of clear water, sunlight and a perfectly shaped cave creating an incredibly bright blue glow inside. This one, however, required us to swim into the cave rather than taking a boat, meaning I couldn't get any photos at all, but my previous diary entry paints a similar picture of what it was like. And, in some ways, this actually made the experience better. Swimming into the cave and seeing the blue water glowing around you was unreal.
    Because the cave was so dark, you couldn't really see the upper half of another person's body. Meanwhile, the sunlight filtering through the water illuminated everything below the surface. Their bottom half would almost glow while their top half completely disappeared into the darkness. It was a bizarre experience. Afterwards, we were given an authentic Montenegrin breakfast consisting of a shot of rakija and a dart. Most people, myself included, decided to just have the shot.

    We then headed to a small beach that could only be accessed by boat. This was our lunchtime stop and gave us a chance to grab another beer and cool off. The heat throughout Europe continued to be absolutely brutal, so most of our time was spent either in the water or desperately trying to squeeze into whatever shade we could find. We stayed there for about an hour before heading towards our final destination.

    The last stop was a rock jump and a lighthouse. The first jump was only about 3 metres, but Lewis and I did our best to make it a bit more interesting. After jumping, we explored the nearby lighthouse. It was surprisingly interesting, with what looked like a collection of historical artefacts throughout the building. It almost felt like a tiny museum. And that was the end of the boat tour.

    It turns out I took zero photos on my phone, so unfortunately, I have absolutely nothing to show you from the entire day. I must have been having too much fun. I do, however, have photos from the night out afterwards, so I'll include those just to give you something to look at.

    Most of them don't make much sense, and I don't remember taking several of them, but you can enjoy them anyway. The only genuinely noteworthy event from the night involved Lewis getting somehow roped into riding a merry-go-round with a bunch of Albanian children.

    The kids proceeded to spin the thing faster and faster until Lewis realised the only way he could convince them to stop was to play a game called "helicopter." The rules were fairly straightforward—or at least they were in Lewis' head. He stuck his leg out, with the intention being that the kids would have to jump over it as the merry-go-round spun around. The kids quickly learnt the rules. Unfortunately, one of them learnt them slightly too late. His legs were taken out from underneath him and he was absolutely flattened. But the kid simply got back up and continued playing. Clearly, the kids here are made of tough stuff. It probably helps that they're also wandering around by themselves at 2 a.m.

    Albania is a different place.
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